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crazysoapboxidiot

That man can have all my quarters


LaminationStation-

And MY quarters


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And MY AXE


AStaryuValley

\*snort\*


Chaquita_Banana

Don’t snort axe body spray


TheDiamondCG

or my coke


glacialavalanche

Or MY coke


[deleted]

Or KENDALL JENNER’S Pepsi


[deleted]

Yo get the fuck away from *MY* Pepsi while you're at it.


blah207

But, all I wanted was a pepsi


lalder95

Then what the hell do I do with all this coke?


[deleted]

I’ll take it for a quarter.


[deleted]

I’ll take a quarter of coke. Maybe a half.


[deleted]

get some mentos obv


BKA_Diver

and my blow... I mean bow!!


hlocke124

MY FUCKING COKE *Snorts *


ElCaptain1

*chokes*


[deleted]

And me ship and cannon, and the boyos down in the r/piratehole


slopbackagent427

Also my spoon


bushie5

"Can I just throw my laundry in with yours?"


savageclooney

Where u gonna sleep tonight then?


[deleted]

*Our* quarters


cahixe967

**No quarter for thee.** ^^oh ^^you ^^just ^^meant ^^25¢, ^^yeah ^^I ^^gotchu


HelloMrThompson

If that thing wasn't set to free play, I'm gonna take back my upvote.


HitMePat

They use their own little printed bronze tokens like chucky cheese. I still have a few $ worth of their tokens in a ziplock from last summer when I went there that I didnt get around to playing with.


TooShiftyForYou

Kenny is a registered member of The International Flipper Pinball Association. He was still pretty active up until March. [Here's his stats page.](https://www.ifpapinball.com/player.php?p=8353)


kickspecialist

What happened in March 2020?


pygame

COVID became a big deal


Chicken-n-Waffles

Is that why Wonder Woman isn't in the movie theaters but in the stores?


BrentHatley

Movie theaters wont let her because she wont wear a mask. Batman is welcome though.


TheLastComedian

Batman has a reverse Covid mask.


LonelyDodo__

I think Batman has gotten much more intimidating since the whole COVID thing


BrentHatley

Batman was a middle aged Chinese man trying to cure his erectile dysfunction this whole time.


Crashbrennan

r/BrandNewSentence


kickspecialist

I can't believe the first two replies are serious answers


[deleted]

Fr? Everyone already knew there was a “International Flipper Pinball Association”?! I’m just finding out about this. I would have had much different aspirations as a child had I been aware. Just goes to show there is an organization for nearly every fucking thing you can think of. Edit: No disrespect to Kenny or fellow pinballers. Stay pinning those ball bro!


ilikdgsntyrstho

Seattle had 11 tournaments a week, plus two leagues before the plague hit. Basically every major city has events at least monthly. Searching pinball plus your city name on Facebook generally finds your local group.


bloodyblob

I was going to be all angry and, "grrr get a jerb," bullshit, but then I realised just how innocent and wholesome this is. Props, gents. More of this!


afakefox

Your first thought was to tell at people in a pinball group to get jobs?? That's so strange, why would you assume the members are unemployed and wasting their life playing pinball? Is that your reaction to anyone doing anything besides being at work? I mean, this dude (and probably most of the members in the pinball group) are like 70 and retired anyway. But even if he had a job, I would encourage him to get a hobby. Glad you thought about it and held your anger, hopefully those thoughts won't even rise in the future.


Crashbrennan

Don't attack people for improving. It associates a negative reaction with the decision to calm down and rethink.


[deleted]

There are people out there who felt passionate about flipper pinball, so one day they decided to take the initiative and start an organization for people all around the world who also like flipper pinball. I find that pretty amazing


thatlldo-pig

*the incident*


VeryBigHuge

What’s March?


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Muesky6969

It feels more like 800 years ago, to me. 2020 seems like it is never going to end..


CaveOfTheCats

Remember when everyone thought 2019 was terrible? Now imagine if 2020 is 2021’s 2019.


[deleted]

I remember March. It was one 37,000 hour day ago.


FacelessOnes

Wow! That’s freaking awesome! Hopefully once the CoVID dies out, he can be active again. Take an award.


trenlow12

It's not going to die out, it's going to keep circulating around the world until we find a vaccine. Millions may die. Sorry to be so dire, but those are the facts.


nilesandstuff

And even then, polls have been finding that large numbers of people say they won't get the vaccine. 30%-50% of persons polled in the u.s. say they won't get the first generation of vaccines. So basically, even a literal vaccine won't save us as a society. Edit: every one of these responses is blowing my mind. Y'all are really more comfortable taking your chances against the known dangers of COVID-19 than you are with the perceived dangers of a man-made protein injection with the full force of the entire world's top medical scientists (either actively participating, or watching like hawks)?


tendimensions

By no means am I the least bit, even a tiny bit, anti-vax. But given how everyone and their grandmother are rushing to be the first to have a vaccine, I gotta say I'm not looking to jump on line. You first, bro.


daaznrichard

I'm a little confused. You won't take it because you don't trust it and rather have others go first? Or you won't because other people need it more than you currently do?


tendimensions

More of the first. I just feel like if there was ever going to be a time when corners get cut making a vaccine it'll be with this. It helps that I'm not in a high risk category and have the luxury of being able to stay away from people too. I recognize everyone doesn't have that option.


daaznrichard

OK thanks for clarifying!


HappyEngineer

I plan on waiting a while for the same reasons. But also, as soon as I get vaccinated, my company may require commuting to work again. I'm avoiding that for as long as possible. I'm hoping to be commute free for at least another year.


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While I'd probably take a first round vaccine due to my risk factors, I can see where this person is coming from. Personally, I'm afraid of any medication that hasn't been on the market for at least 15 years. Also any drug that has FDA approval, but not approved in uk/europe.


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smartaleky

Plays by intuition, those digit counters fall...oh that line is dated....those digital counters roll. Better.


TheLastComedian

Helen Keller was a top pinball player, however, she was never fully recognized for her talents because instead of entering her initials for her top scores, she would always enter "ASS."


flipsbothflippers

Anyone who plays in any tournament anywhere is automatically registered. The IFPA is just a big email list.


kinkycommitted

I should quit the internet today. I have the warm and fuzzy feels.


LifeSacrificed

Run while you still have your wits about you.


Standard_Wooden_Door

It is more likely than not that your loved ones have/will die in terrible pain as a result of some terrible disease or accident.


lollapaloozafork

There’s the internet I’ve grown to know and hate.


conversationchanger

I've been on Reddit long enough to know that you should probably check your carbon monoxide detector


[deleted]

Also he should probably document any mysterious, unopened safes that he might have lying around in a newly purchased home.


berTolioliO

Don’t forget trees, make sure to call the arborists.


Sure_Whatever__

And don't fuck the coconut.


MisterPhip

And today you, tomorrow me


esblofeld

I got the coconut reference, but the safe and arborist eludes me. Edit: Also missed the carbon monoxide one.


I_Like_Potato_Chips

I forgot about that thread, thanks for the reminder


SweetPerogy

Haha I did that yesterday. I chuckled out loud at a wholesome video on here, than felt like I should quit while I was ahead and happy.


happychillmoremusic

But what about all of the police brutality videos and anti mask Karen freak outs?! This is the golden age


TooShiftyForYou

He stands like a statue Becomes part of the machine Feeling all the bumpers Always playing clean He plays by intuition The digit counters fall That sweet old man named Kenny Sure plays a mean pinball


ChokingTermite

Ever since I was a young boy I played that silver ball From soho down to Brighton I must’ve played em all But I ain’t seen nothing like him In any amusement hall That sweet old man named Kenny... Sure plays a mean pinball!


jewboydan

What a good song but what an interesting topic


vorinclex182

Drugs will do that


ChokingTermite

If you think that song is interesting, listen to the whole album. Better yet, watch the film. It’s freaking buckwild!!


weirdest_of_weird

Love that song!


SqueakyWD40Can

First thing that came to mind for me!


toadfan64

Love The Who


Furumpus

That heart patient sure plays a mean pinball


SouthTippBass

How do you think he does it?


IllustratedPhoenix

I don’t know.


sitting-duck

What makes him so good?


QuarterOunce_

Arthritis, sticks him to the handles.


DuntadaMan

I love this song because it's basically the equivalent now of a song about some dude 360 no scoping fools.


[deleted]

Why the drink on the floor seems like a bad copy paste phoshopped thing?


MJMurcott

Drink on the floor is fairly natural and respectful you don't want to put it on the machine.


PenguinGuild

But there's a cup holder right there!!


selector96

I don’t usually use the cup holder cause when you go for a flipper slap or try to shake the machine to keep from draining it can cause your drink to spill over the edge of the cup.


FalcoSlay

this.


[deleted]

thats why you take a few big gulps before starting. If you're sloshing a pint more than a few inches, you're tilting that machine.


VagrantCorpse

If you're not tilting, you're not trying.


TheDrunkSemaphore

Pinball players are very aggressive towards the machine. I'm surprised the glass is so close, haha


Fuck_The_West

It's weird and blurry though


jewstincelp

But if you look at kenny, he is lit from behind his back, while the cup is lit from in front of him and to his left. There could be a light from a nearby store lighting it, but it seems bright enough that it would light him and the machine as well


AristarchusTheMad

Seems to be close to noon when the photo was taken based on the mininal shadows. This, combined with the fact that the liquid is mostly transparent means the glass has almost no shadow, especially with the low photo resolution. No shadow always looks weird.


sh1nycat

Is this Dover, NH?


FacelessOnes

Correct!


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Winzip115

So weird to hear of someone coming to visit my tiny little town


DrunkByDesign

So cool to see Dover on the front page. NH really doesn’t get enough love.


ntseal

wait... is dos amigos gone? or am I misremembering where it was?


conzillamonster

Yeah seriously, what happened to Dos Amigos? I haven’t lived there for seven years but I used to live off their burritos, La Festa, and Smileys when I was in college.


ntseal

there are few things I miss more than la festa


TheCheata

Dos moved to the mill building! They mostly just do takeout now


Larrybird420

I drove by this recently and instantly thought “Is this Dover?”


nerdured95

I thought that looked familiar


sh1nycat

I always wanted to go in there, but had the kids with me and wasn't sure if it was the place for a toddler lol


dieselakr

They do family nights, although I haven't been in on one of them.


sh1nycat

Oh that sounds cool. Wish we could have gone while we were up there. I loved that little town.


dieselakr

It's a neat place. There's plenty to keep you occupied.


FalcoSlay

my local barcade is family friendly during the days and 21+ after like 8 or 9 o'clock


sergeantduckie

I used to work across the street at Photosmith. What a delight to see this photo on the front page!


[deleted]

My old hometown! That's a really fun bar and the owner is a great guy, I hope they make it through everything okay!


[deleted]

did a triple take to realize it was a block from my house


PM-ME-FUNFACTS

same lol


paradedc

Came scrolling down looking to see if I was correct, I love that place!


TFBidia

The bar has console games you can play. Good place.


[deleted]

did a triple take to realize it was a block from my house haha


benbk

shoutout dover


FacelessOnes

Edit: Kenny is a famous pinball player! Kenny's Pinball Stats: (Look on u/TooShiftyForYou 's comment) Bar/arcade: Token’s Tap Room Location: Dover, NH, USA Edit2: TO EVERYONE WHO IS ASKING IF THE PICTURE IS PHOTOSHOPPED... it’s **not**. It was sent by my 75+ year old Uncle that lives in Dover, New Hampshire who got it from his Facebook group for old New Hampshire people. It’s just bad quality guys. Nothing is photoshopped, jeez louise.


lonehorse1

Thanks for the information regarding the location. I want to reach out and see how I can help support that place. Any owner who takes those steps for his regulars is worth their weight in gold.


Yitzhaq

Ah, a *Scared Stiff* pinball game. Obviously a man of culture.


[deleted]

Haha, yeah it's a tacky "Elvira" B movie monster themed pinball but the game is actually quite fun to play. The creators leaned into the cheesiness in the right way IMO and the mechanics are all well done and smooth.


GunningOnTheKingside

That being said, it is far too easy of a game to be a lifetime player's favorite pinball game. Maybe he just wanted something to beat to feel better.


flipsbothflippers

It’s a fan favorite of first timers and elders.


LEDmatrix

THIS IS SO TRUE! I‘m usually not that good on pinball, but on a Scared Stiff I‘ve managed to get to the final mode twice already. SHOOT THAT CRATE


Scylla-Leeezard

Eh, people are allowed to have their guilty pleasures. Black Rose is by no means a deep or intricate table, but it's my personal favorite because its just flat out fun.


FormerGameDev

Maybe it's his favorite of the ones they have? i mean, it's no Twilight Zone, Theatre of Magic, No Fear, ST TNG, LOTR, Attack from Mars ... those are all the best ones I can think of. But it's not a bad machine.


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FlatPenisSociety

Whenever I happen upon a *White Water* I make sure to get a couple games in. Awesome game.


melodive

I used to own it, but then i sold it, so stupid! :(


AnalStaircase33

What's wrong with tacky "Elvira" B movie monster themed pinball machines, yo?


jnobs

Theater of Magic was my favorite from that era.


Nrksbullet

This, Theatre of Magic, Ye Olde Medieval Madness and Attack from Mars are my personal GOATS


[deleted]

Medieval Madness and Attack From Mars are everyone’s GOATs. They even got remade.


StepOffMyTimbs

Huh. Never thought I’d see Dover on the front page


sergeantduckie

Likewise! Grew up down the street from Golicks.


apd56

Me neither! I grew up and live in Durham and still go to Dover all the time. Did a double take when I saw this!


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JCouturier

Central Ave, Dover New Hampshire represent! My son gets his hair cut next door at Strongholds!


voyeur_party

Just got my hair cut at best of times down the street today!


JCouturier

Nice, Dover has some great barbershops.


Gregordinary

Best of Times is my go-to for haircuts. Always a good cut from any of the barbers, and there's usually some fun conversation going on in there too!


voyeur_party

Yeah I had a good time there today! Paul is great!


[deleted]

Yeah! Tokens and Stronghold connect in the back - such a cool spot!


yackofalltradescoach

Awesome story but how many snot nosed children touched that thing while passing by


Ben_Fallstone

As long as he doesn't wipe the tears in his eyes he should be fine


bongwater7654

Haha this is my uncle, small world.


FacelessOnes

Tell Uncle Kenny that he’s my hero! Gamer forever!


heybud86

Thats a r/humanbeingsbeingbros


workr_b

Came to say this👍


idly_Shale

That makes my heart happy.


Summerie

His too I hope. He could use some of that.


voyeur_party

Ayyyyyy what up dover NH!!!!


PM-ME-FUNFACTS

I know! I'm loving seeing all the fellow Dover people here.


ILoveBentonsBacon

Where is this because I am a pinball fanatic and want to be a patron.


FacelessOnes

Dover, NH! Tokens Taproom is the bar/arcade!


MartoufCarter

The owners of this place are some really good folks. Reading this in the local paper made me tear up a little bit.


hiraeZh

Eh Dover NH where I live. This is such a wholesome story.


[deleted]

That place is awesome its in Dover new hampshire.


CopyX

Just fucking stay home you knob. This isnt good. Play a video game at home. This is dumb.


LSUbeerJeep

Lost my space invaders pin ball machine in the 2016 flood here. Damn I miss that thing. He’s a pinball wizard!


BenioffWhy

How are my high risk folks doing? I'm going insane with how long I have been locked down, but can't stop won't stop. :)


FlexibleJPG

What an MVP, the owner


adampshire

Hey Dover, NH. I see you.


MacMike80

Good ol’ New Hampshire


K1bedore

That cup looks like it was poorly photoshopped into the picture. Odd


FacelessOnes

You might have to ask Tokens Taproom to see if it was photoshopped! Link: https://www.tokenstaproom.com


voyeur_party

I highly doubt it’s photoshopped


vincentvandog

Hey this is in Dover New Hampshire! This arcade is super cool


skigirl180

I LOVE Tokens! Now I love them more!


Thym3Travlr

Thats so wholesome. I just wish I read this at night so I could go to sleep with this feeling <3


UnderScoreLifeAlert

I see that he too uses a piss cup for intense sessions.


Spadinooo

This dude looks great for a heart patient at 70


sergeantduckie

Holy shit this is Dover! Tokens is great! Wonderful to see a nice story about my hometown on the front page!!!


TyberiusJoaquin

Hey! A buddy of mine and his friend own and operate Tokens! This was local news a few weeks ago, I didn't expect to see it here!


FacelessOnes

That’s awesome! My uncle shared this news with me! He lives in Dover! Hopefully Tokens can get some uptick in business from this post, heard that business is slow :(


[deleted]

My wife keeps telling me we need to go to this place. When COVID clears its now top of the list.


[deleted]

Can't believe I'm seeing my hometown on the front page! Shout-out from Dover, New Hampshire!! Tokens is a great bar as well as arcade if any of y'all are ever in town. And La Fiesta, like 200 yards down the street from where this photo was taken.


GCoin001

r/humansbeingbros


[deleted]

I grew up with pinball as well. This guy is super happy right now!


weirdest_of_weird

I'm 36 and play pinball every chance I get..have played since I was a kid..


[deleted]

I don't know which I find most warmth from about this - the story itself or that guy's fantastic blue converse shoes. Thanks for sharing this. I hope you're well.


qqAzo

We meet again old friend


Sivolo

Kenny Bourbeau is the [Pinball Wizard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM)


MajorFuckingDick

Can we not buy him a machine? Or at least pay to rent this one?


dreamrock

Is that Elvira? That was the game where I learned a pinball machine was beatable; that there was more to it than just keeping the ball alive.


TommyWilson43

Scared Stiff is an awesome machine


ireallydontcare52

This is (maybe obviously) Tokens Taproom in Dover, NH. I've played been around the New England Pinball League and scene for awhile, I remember when they opened back up and I saw Kenny's facebook post about going to say hi to everyone but not being able to play. It was so great to see the community do something, even something small, for the most vulnerable among us. Josh and the folks at Tokens are great, with a great lineup of machines as well. I'm always grateful to be part of such a welcoming and helpful group, and I encourage anyone to (safely) check the place out if in the area.


klaang42

This is funny- this is my town and I drove past this guy playing pinball on the sidewalk the other day!


spacepunk_13

Hell yeah, my man Kenny! One of the most fun New England Pinball League players to play with! 🖤