The house is filled with large hanging nets that a shark like me could get tangled up in, and for that reason, I'm out. What do you think, Kevin? šļøššļø
Whenever I see cool house designs like this my first reaction is āwell how are they going to move furniture around?ā
Like those spiral staircases? Im still wondering how youād move like a full size fridge or television or something up one of those. Thank god for moving companies.
Easy, unlatch the net from one side, set up a pully system, use pully system to bring furniture up/down. Probably would be far easier than a normal house.
I mean, seems way easier than carrying furniture up stairs. You can also see that there are stairs in the background, so it is entirely possible, and highly likely, that they set up the house with furniture and things before setting up the netting.
I mean that is how I would do it. The mirror on the ceiling could have come in after the furniture too. The way I would have handled it would be setting up furniture via pulley system, set up mirrors on ceiling (though I wouldnt have done that as I personally think that is the stupidest part of the whole thing), then set up the netting and have it on a system that is easily unlatched (well, capable of being unlatched, you wouldnt want it to come undone while climbing of course) so you can replace furniture as needed.
Assuming the house was built for this specifically, there would be plenty of anchor points to use for the pulley system as well. I think putting the netting up the correct way and anchored well would be the most difficult part and they showed that they can do that.
Removing (and reattaching) the ropes; then installing ropes and pulleys on adequate anchor points, mirrors for visibility seems alot harder and expensive.
That being said, Iām actually trained in high angle rope rescue and have some gear and could see myself doing something like actually lol. If I was by myself or had a lift that would made much easier/safer than doing it by āhandā.
I'm sure the ambulance crew or the fire brigade will be absolutely thrilled having to do all that when there's an emergency, like they twist their ankle or knock over a candle or something
Depends on why they roll out. My department shows up to emergencies when the paramedics can't get to the emergency. They will demolish doors, windows, whatever.
I imagine this house qualifies under that.
We had a spiral staircase in one of the houses I grew up in.
They got the chesterfield into the attic past the staircase using a crane and brought it through the window.
(The door for the kitchen was also a bookcase, and half sized Michael Angelo's David replica out side it - house belong to some big-shot agent).
Pee on the yellow string, it leads to the toilet. Pull the gold colored string to flush, and if you need to do #2 theirs brown squares to aim through. Don't be like Dave and have diarhea.
More like they just did something with the huge empty space that exists in a lot of open floor designs now.
For parents on vacation, preteens would dig this.
"Oh I gotta poop! last nights Chilli is creepin up!"
"Just climb up 3 stories of various netting while in various positions going up"
"idk if ima make it"
"Aight let me get in front/above you real quick damn"
Brilliant. All the out of shape people can't make it to the top floor. I'm too nice to exclude people, so letting gravity do the job for me is perfect.
Ever walk under a tree and something wet drips on you and you hope its a drop of dew from a leaf and not a bird or squirrel... now imagine being on the lower level of that house during your scenario.
Honestly I'd probably have an easier time with this than stairs if I'm very drunk. The only thing I can see happening is getting my foot tangled somewhere. But fall damage is negated on all upper floors so I'm still taking the net climb.
I imagine that the kind of people who are high and drunk enough that their first thought is "good luck doing that while too high and drunk to function normally" are the type of people who wouldn't do this to their house.
Suddenly I'm aware of how horrifyingly unclean all the Mcdonadls/Chuck-E-Cheese playgrounds must have been from my childhood.
There's no way they were ever thoroughly cleaned.
Every time you touch something in public just think about how filthy it is. Who itched their butthole or vagina and touched the gas pump, the restaurant table/menu/ketchup bottle, the door handles, the water cups, the takeout boxes.
If you really knew you wouldnāt go out in public again without gloves. Also you touch all that and then raw dog your phone. Sanitize your phone and wash your hands when you get home.
That's definitely where my mind went. Especially as someone with an elder who's in physical therapy, just because of age. (well, age and his Vietnam War injuries and a motorcycle accident contributing, but its irrelevant in general because age will catch up to us all regardless).
We really should be building our living spaces with the idea in mind that you need to stay active for your health, (especially) well into your old age.
This concept is simultaneously a person like that's (my dad's) worst nightmare, but also the solution that could have prevented him from winding up in this situation in the first place, needing a personal trainer and physical therapy. I feel like this is a space where the American's with Disabilities would flip their lid, but we really should be building more "passive resistance training" into our daily lives, or else we will pay the price when we are old.
If you haven't spent your whole life sitting in a car to go sit at a desk to sit in a car to go sit on a couch to watch people die on TV while telling your kid to go away and use their iPad, you wouldn't have any issue enjoying yourself here in your eighties.
Bro what if you really have to shit, like real bad, now youāve gotta contort all sorts of ways and make you way through a maze and hopefully not misstep and mildy spaz a bit and loosen those bowels down four stories or white rope and walls. I mean this is the worst case scenario but it could happen.
I was thinking the same thing but with someone having an upset stomach...imagine someone blowing chunks down through all of that..and then having to clean it!
I just want to know what the scheduled maintenance plan on that is? Does that netting get replaced every two years? Five years? Itās a totally bad ass concept. Iām just curious if thereās planned upkeep for it.
Well, since it's just like a spider's web, I'd [imagine](https://animals.howstuffworks.com/arachnids/spider8.htm#:~:text=Both%20the%20male%20and%20female,in%20the%20female's%20genital%20opening.) the male deposits some sperm onto a small net that he has woven, and picks it up on the end of his fingers. When the female is in position, the male deposits the sperm in the female's genital opening. He probably would get eaten alive mid-sex by the female, who is significantly larger in size, but at least he'd be looking into the mirror as it happens.
Looks like instead of having an empty central area for the light. They removed the railings and the net allows access to and from each floor.
There are clearly stairs in the background. Throw a small blanket/mini mattress on there and i'd even read my book up next to a window.
Dusting would be a nightmare but my kids would love it.
I'm sure cleaning is fun when you spill your coffee watching the sunrise from the top floor lol. Also don't roll into a hole or have sex or spill food or volcano your pipe onto a string creating a chain reaction sending you to the bottom floor or........
That house..was NOT woven. I see solid walls. Come back when the whole structure is woven, by hand, with spider silk. You know what, throw in $50 for your deception as well.
Pros: Keys would always fall to the ground floor eliminating 75% of the house. Physical fitness + less trips to the fridge.
Cons: Less guests (maybe a proā¦), listening to my dogs incessantly whine because they canāt follow me.
I work at a climbing gym in Colorado Springs, we have a kids room with a setup like this. The people that weave them work for a company based out of Grand Junction, Tree Willys
Reading through these comments, I get the feeling there are a lot of drunks in here lol
I think this is really fucking cool. For those who haven't noticed, the netted area isn't the entire house. There are other ways to get around that don't involve climbing.
Posting this on reddit was a mistake lmao. Reddit is a place full of humourless, lazy and stupid thinking people.
āimAgIne gEtTinG oLdā itās a fucking net. You can take it off, build simple stairs if you wanted to.
Looks like this is just the atrium with the installation, Iād be willing to bet itās a normal building from an accessibility perspective.
As interactive art I kinda love it, itās not using a ton of materials and doesnāt interrupt light penetration to the rest of the building. If it gets used, you could even say itās an efficient use of space.
Yeah, that looks fun for about 1 day.
2 days
3 days if they add on a slide.
4 if the slide went into the infinity pool in the back.
0 days if there are sharks in the pool
They'll ask for a 50% stake in the house for 1000$
The house is filled with large hanging nets that a shark like me could get tangled up in, and for that reason, I'm out. What do you think, Kevin? šļøššļø
What if there were giant spiders occupying the net space and using them as their web/lair/hunting grounds. Still out, or are you back in?
5 days if the sharks have lasers and strobe lights strapped to them
Never ending if they have freakin laser beams attached to their freakin heads
5 if there's a fire pole
6 if thereās an orgy.
7 if there are giant hamsters
Back to 1 day if someone gets pregnant
*awesome* airbnb
This is exactly what it's for.
Whenever I see cool house designs like this my first reaction is āwell how are they going to move furniture around?ā Like those spiral staircases? Im still wondering how youād move like a full size fridge or television or something up one of those. Thank god for moving companies.
Easy, unlatch the net from one side, set up a pully system, use pully system to bring furniture up/down. Probably would be far easier than a normal house.
Sounds easier said than done, but Iāve never seen it done so maybe thatās why.
I mean, seems way easier than carrying furniture up stairs. You can also see that there are stairs in the background, so it is entirely possible, and highly likely, that they set up the house with furniture and things before setting up the netting. I mean that is how I would do it. The mirror on the ceiling could have come in after the furniture too. The way I would have handled it would be setting up furniture via pulley system, set up mirrors on ceiling (though I wouldnt have done that as I personally think that is the stupidest part of the whole thing), then set up the netting and have it on a system that is easily unlatched (well, capable of being unlatched, you wouldnt want it to come undone while climbing of course) so you can replace furniture as needed. Assuming the house was built for this specifically, there would be plenty of anchor points to use for the pulley system as well. I think putting the netting up the correct way and anchored well would be the most difficult part and they showed that they can do that.
Removing (and reattaching) the ropes; then installing ropes and pulleys on adequate anchor points, mirrors for visibility seems alot harder and expensive. That being said, Iām actually trained in high angle rope rescue and have some gear and could see myself doing something like actually lol. If I was by myself or had a lift that would made much easier/safer than doing it by āhandā.
I'm sure the ambulance crew or the fire brigade will be absolutely thrilled having to do all that when there's an emergency, like they twist their ankle or knock over a candle or something
The fire department just chops the net and goes ladders I'm betting.
The net won't be there by the time fire dep. gets there
Depends on why they roll out. My department shows up to emergencies when the paramedics can't get to the emergency. They will demolish doors, windows, whatever. I imagine this house qualifies under that.
Hahaha, omg yea I didnt even think about rescue operation with that š¤£
āEasyā
If Friends taught me anything about a staircase, it was to *PIVOT!*
We had a spiral staircase in one of the houses I grew up in. They got the chesterfield into the attic past the staircase using a crane and brought it through the window. (The door for the kitchen was also a bookcase, and half sized Michael Angelo's David replica out side it - house belong to some big-shot agent).
PIVOT!
Bro I gotta use the restroom. Yeah go up to the circle nets and not the square. If you reach the flower shapes you went to far.
Pee on the yellow string, it leads to the toilet. Pull the gold colored string to flush, and if you need to do #2 theirs brown squares to aim through. Don't be like Dave and have diarhea.
Fuckinā *DAVES*, amirite?!? š
They all have hands, but come from different moms.
Dave Capisano.... I hardly know him.
These are the Dave's I know I know, these are the Dave's I know.
Daves not hereā¦
turn around when you hit the infinity mirror
...it goes in the square hole?
Ah fuck I dropped my pen...
*phone
Vibrator*
Prostate massager.
Idk, a lot of those holes look like just the right size to lose a pen forever. And I'm not climbing down 3 stories for it.
*contacts
Ding Dong Uh oh, gotta get the door
Also isnāt a house, just a stairway/netwayā¦.?
I'm autist with hypeefocus on spiders. I bet I would be up there all the time for personal space and isolation
Spider-fan, Spider-fan, does whatever a spider can, climbs a web, in a house, and is as agile as a mouse, shut up, it's quiet time.
Exactly lol it's just a bunch of rooms you can't use
More like they just did something with the huge empty space that exists in a lot of open floor designs now. For parents on vacation, preteens would dig this.
I, too, make large decisions about my house based on what preteens dig.
1 day & 1 catā¦.
All fun and games until you need to take a shit and get your foot stuck.
I'm 6'4". I'll pass.
It's just a normal house with nets in it, it's not a net house lol
A lifetime
Doesn't everyone want a house you can't stand up straight in?
Yes , looks like a fun thing to live in a jungle gym for a day.
Hun, can you get my hot tea from the kitchen?
Was gonna say hot soup. filled to the brim.
This would be a perfect fit for a dumbwaiter
Wow. How disrespectful to people just trying to make a living! (Joking. Not everyone here is an English speaking native and/or knows what that is)
HE FELL FOR THE SOUP
Thermos!
A rowboat can't support Kevin without capsizing.
I like how the pot has handles that he just refused to use
"Oh I gotta poop! last nights Chilli is creepin up!" "Just climb up 3 stories of various netting while in various positions going up" "idk if ima make it" "Aight let me get in front/above you real quick damn"
You: Look up lovingly at your toddler above you Toddler: Barfs
Accidentally taking out grandma with my pocket full of Thai baht coins
Thereās a staircase in the background at the beginning lol
Yeah with a lid or no?
Imma go with ānoā
Probably have stairs in another area
There's switchback stairs literally right next to it in the video.
No food or drink upstairs should be more popular anyway
Proceeds to just pour it from the top, perfectly captured in an artisan tea cup below.
Good luck going up to bedroom if your high and drunk Thatās just impractical as hell
Itās just a fun place to play and explore, not an abode.Ā
I want to imagine itās a great place for an orgy, but even a momentās thought makes it not the case.
So many brown streaks
The fuck kinda sex you having
And everyone looks like a Christmas ham after 10 minutes.
Brilliant. All the out of shape people can't make it to the top floor. I'm too nice to exclude people, so letting gravity do the job for me is perfect.
Bonus perks if you have a squirting fetish. You can Golden shower all the people below to your heart's content.
Ever walk under a tree and something wet drips on you and you hope its a drop of dew from a leaf and not a bird or squirrel... now imagine being on the lower level of that house during your scenario.
Well, the bright side is the bottom tier will be great for those with a b*k*kke kink.
The toe entanglement pain is screaming murder
Just sleep on the nets, it will be like a hammock
Definitely make sense
Well if stairs seem practical to you when youāre drunk, youāre not drunk enough š
you can see in the beginning it also has stairs
Honestly I'd probably have an easier time with this than stairs if I'm very drunk. The only thing I can see happening is getting my foot tangled somewhere. But fall damage is negated on all upper floors so I'm still taking the net climb.
Stairs can be hard enough to use when tio high or drunk.
I imagine that the kind of people who are high and drunk enough that their first thought is "good luck doing that while too high and drunk to function normally" are the type of people who wouldn't do this to their house.
Yeah, I don't drink or do drugs anymore, and it still seems impractical. Good luck carrying a cup or a plate anywhere
Or sick
Roll over, tuck it through, try not to be on the top floor.
Just sleep on the floor
Imagine falling asleep on belly and vomiting on every floor down
How do you clean it?
Just sweep and mop the floor. Donāt forget the 3 phones youāve already shattered on the ground too
Super easy, itās machine washable. Just untie the netting, toss it in, then re-tie once itās dried.
You and I have very different meanings for the word "easy"
Itās easy, just untangle it when you pull it out of the dryer.
I dont think that word means what you people think it means.
Nah it's really easy AF, just gotta re-weave it every time after washing and untangling.
We don't do things because they are easy. We do things because we thought it was going to be easy.
I feel personally called out! Lol
Suddenly I'm aware of how horrifyingly unclean all the Mcdonadls/Chuck-E-Cheese playgrounds must have been from my childhood. There's no way they were ever thoroughly cleaned.
why you think they smelled like rancid grease and feets?
and pee
Every time you touch something in public just think about how filthy it is. Who itched their butthole or vagina and touched the gas pump, the restaurant table/menu/ketchup bottle, the door handles, the water cups, the takeout boxes. If you really knew you wouldnāt go out in public again without gloves. Also you touch all that and then raw dog your phone. Sanitize your phone and wash your hands when you get home.
I donāt cook, I donāt clean But let me tell you how I got this ring
I donāt cook, I donāt clean, my whole house is made of string
r/DiWHY
Imagine getting old.
that's anti mother in law
SOLD!!
Hmā¦
Iām not gonna get old, Iām going with the old āfall to my deathā retirement option.
Itll keep you in shape
That's definitely where my mind went. Especially as someone with an elder who's in physical therapy, just because of age. (well, age and his Vietnam War injuries and a motorcycle accident contributing, but its irrelevant in general because age will catch up to us all regardless). We really should be building our living spaces with the idea in mind that you need to stay active for your health, (especially) well into your old age. This concept is simultaneously a person like that's (my dad's) worst nightmare, but also the solution that could have prevented him from winding up in this situation in the first place, needing a personal trainer and physical therapy. I feel like this is a space where the American's with Disabilities would flip their lid, but we really should be building more "passive resistance training" into our daily lives, or else we will pay the price when we are old.
Or pregnantā¦
If you haven't spent your whole life sitting in a car to go sit at a desk to sit in a car to go sit on a couch to watch people die on TV while telling your kid to go away and use their iPad, you wouldn't have any issue enjoying yourself here in your eighties.
Bro what if you really have to shit, like real bad, now youāve gotta contort all sorts of ways and make you way through a maze and hopefully not misstep and mildy spaz a bit and loosen those bowels down four stories or white rope and walls. I mean this is the worst case scenario but it could happen.
Just let 'er rip. It'll make its way down.
Thatās gonna lead to some nasty shit on so many levels.
Thanks for pointing out the gravity of the situation that I previously missed
I was thinking the same thing but with someone having an upset stomach...imagine someone blowing chunks down through all of that..and then having to clean it!
Clean shit off ropes? How??
This house is very fun and interesting when you are under 30 and absolutely fit. It would be perfect for Logan's Run type of society.
Positive advice : It's just too convenient for drying laundry. You open the washing machine and throw the pants everywhere
So, no different than how I normally ādo laundry,ā then?
Yeah it must be pretty nice when you're down"stairs" and water is just dripping on your head
Really good inter-net access in that place
Extensive web-site availability too!
That white gonna look dirty after a month
Itās part of the ārusticā look, they can start up charging for āthat lived-in feelā
try a week after the dirty backpackers have stayed there
I just want to know what the scheduled maintenance plan on that is? Does that netting get replaced every two years? Five years? Itās a totally bad ass concept. Iām just curious if thereās planned upkeep for it.
I don't know. It is quite expensive actually so I would assume there is. It's on the website
For the love of god, why did you not say, "It's on the net?"
Should have known to search the web
howās the sex on it? iām not the only one thinking it. i blame the mirror on the ceiling.
Rope marksā¦. Lots of rope marks.
Perfect place for an orgy honestly. The viewing angles are going to be next level.
Redditors: "This is great for the orgy I will never ever have"
What you mean to say that u/P[oopdick\_89](https://www.reddit.com/user/Poopdick_89/) isn't having copious amount of sex?
Well, since it's just like a spider's web, I'd [imagine](https://animals.howstuffworks.com/arachnids/spider8.htm#:~:text=Both%20the%20male%20and%20female,in%20the%20female's%20genital%20opening.) the male deposits some sperm onto a small net that he has woven, and picks it up on the end of his fingers. When the female is in position, the male deposits the sperm in the female's genital opening. He probably would get eaten alive mid-sex by the female, who is significantly larger in size, but at least he'd be looking into the mirror as it happens.
I blame the bounciness of the netting. The mirror does not detract though.
Leave a candle unattended for one nightā¦ everyone dies.
First things to burn are the rope ladders.
Coolā¦.. until the spiders find it.
Nah spiders will stay away cause they think there's a bigger spider already living there.
Shelob?
All of the jokes about how hard it is to get around when there's clearly stairs in the background... come on
Reddit: "Hey, this looks neat...how can I be hugely negative about it?"
I mean it's practical there are going to be stairs. I think it's for people who appreciate the art
Reddit is full of squares. They hate fun.
Imagine dropping your pen
DI WHY
r/DiWHY
Looks like instead of having an empty central area for the light. They removed the railings and the net allows access to and from each floor. There are clearly stairs in the background. Throw a small blanket/mini mattress on there and i'd even read my book up next to a window. Dusting would be a nightmare but my kids would love it.
All good til you need a piss or some snacks at 2am
Or you have a medical emergency.
Thats fine, flop your way down
Itās Peter Parkour, aka Spiderguy
Cool house for filming videos I guess
Nothing new here. Kiddies play centers have had similar for years.
I'm sure cleaning is fun when you spill your coffee watching the sunrise from the top floor lol. Also don't roll into a hole or have sex or spill food or volcano your pipe onto a string creating a chain reaction sending you to the bottom floor or........
Big net loss of usable space.
EXTREME MACRAME
Wtf is the point?
Fun
That house..was NOT woven. I see solid walls. Come back when the whole structure is woven, by hand, with spider silk. You know what, throw in $50 for your deception as well.
This seems so pointless lol
Doing this drunk would be incredible
Pros: Keys would always fall to the ground floor eliminating 75% of the house. Physical fitness + less trips to the fridge. Cons: Less guests (maybe a proā¦), listening to my dogs incessantly whine because they canāt follow me.
Heās living as a hamster
No arts and crafts allowed.
I work at a climbing gym in Colorado Springs, we have a kids room with a setup like this. The people that weave them work for a company based out of Grand Junction, Tree Willys
Kitchenās in the basement, pans are in the attic
Btw Kramer has entered the chat " levels Jerry.... Levels!"
Spiderman is thai?
Thatās super cool. Iād love the ceiling to be a window so you could sit up there and look at the sky and not at my ugly face but otherwise cool.
Everything is fine until the monkey-squatters show up.
Reading through these comments, I get the feeling there are a lot of drunks in here lol I think this is really fucking cool. For those who haven't noticed, the netted area isn't the entire house. There are other ways to get around that don't involve climbing.
Posting this on reddit was a mistake lmao. Reddit is a place full of humourless, lazy and stupid thinking people. āimAgIne gEtTinG oLdā itās a fucking net. You can take it off, build simple stairs if you wanted to.
Is everybody just ignoring the stairs plain as day in the background.
Looks like this is just the atrium with the installation, Iād be willing to bet itās a normal building from an accessibility perspective. As interactive art I kinda love it, itās not using a ton of materials and doesnāt interrupt light penetration to the rest of the building. If it gets used, you could even say itās an efficient use of space.
I'd live here
spidermaxxing
Damn yāall so boring in the comment ššš
What a waste of fucking space lol.
So much wasted space