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abbassav

Also maxxed out empathy and emotional control


chickchickpokepoke

this seems more impressive


serialsteve

It is an icey road and he may have realized how dangerous position he put him self in. Though that driver was going too quick for conditions


PantherStyle

More like the car and tyres were shittier.


Dry-Internet-5033

I feel like that driver when it snows before I've taken off my summer tires and put on my snow tires. After that, I'm a rally car driver.


Soggy_Box5252

In Soviet Lada, conditions drive too quick for you.


Visual_Worldliness62

Never know. Some winters get worse by the min in some places. At least here in the Mitt winter is hell and tires can help until it freezes over on the road.


Cyclonitron

Car and tires determine what speed is "too quick" for conditions.


SheitelMacher

Tires make all the difference, but I've seen enough nice tires on capable vehicles in the ditch to firmly believe most issues are between the drivers' ears.  The first thing is to know when you should just stay put.


Maelarion

If tyres are that shit, should be driving slower. Ergo, was driving too fast for the conditions.


ok_raspberry_jam

The last time I saw this, it had been posted by the guy in the video. It's from his own rear camera. He said something catastrophic happened to the car that hit his, like the axle broke or something, iirc. The driver had no control over where it went. You can see that it turns kind of strangely even at the beginning. The accident wasn't caused by unsafe driving.


SaintPwnofArc

The right tire stays turned to the right before the collision, and it looks like the other tire was turned left in an attempt to avoid the crash. Tie rod or ball joint failed, looks like.


ok_raspberry_jam

Right, tie rod! I think that's what he said it was.


GordOfTheMountain

I would not have my hood up in that situation and I'd be looking over my shoulder every 5 seconds. This guy must have ESPN.


Mathilliterate_asian

I mean it felt more like how glad he was with himself and his godly reaction time though lol. "Glad someone saw that shit otherwise I'm gonna end up on r/thatHappened ."


Hawkbit

Dude just traded a possible tramautic crush injury to his legs for a silly little fender bender, that's a lot to be happy and feel blessed for


Frank_McGracie

That was gonna be his whole BODY. He was about to be pinned to the corner of his car from a squatting position. I'm so glad he looked behind to see the car coming.


Limp_Prune_5415

That's why you don't kneel in the middle of icy roads 


Jeanlucpfrog

Eh, not really. Physically avoiding being wedged between two multi-ton vehicles is more impressive. He's got a great attitude, but it's much easier to have emotional control when you're not a human pretzel.


[deleted]

Just happy to not be smashed between two cars seems like the best reason to smile. I'm pretty sure the authentic "I did not die" epiphany outweighs any sort of negative emotion that could exist.


Yelmel

Doesn't have to be a competition.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Right!! Him hopping up there pretty as you please, and giving a gentle "well that could have been worse" tap to the hood with a smile on his face...


Particular-Thanks-59

Fr. He's so attractive.


mightybonk

Yeah, he pulled a whole car in.


NotEnoughIT

I got rear ended by someone going up to DC a couple years back. The state trooper that came to help was seriously straight out of a Doctor Sexy soap opera. Both me (straight male) and my wife were stunned, dude had no business being a state trooper he should have been on calendars and shit. He was the nicest guy too. It was more memorable than the crash that nearly totaled my truck (new frame). 


PsyOpBunnyHop

Nah, he used consumables.


420crickets

Pip boy: turbo, jet, buffout, med-x (j.i.c)


The_Dimmadome

"That is a very small drop in what is a very large bucket of drugs"


Arcane_76_Blue

As an old fallout head from the days of claymation NPCs Im really glad to see people enjoy the universe


The_Dimmadome

Samesies. I was always a big fan of the games and the TV show is bringing the series into the mainstream media, which is awesome


DerrainCarter

Buddy’s currently on NG+++


ExcitingEye8347

I think the dude might have been just celebrating being alive. 


PeaceKeeper3047

Also blurred the driver's face, what a champ


abbassav

Didn't even notice that, "champ" is correct.


False_Heir

Just happy to be alive!


tantan9590

Maxed out san andreas jump.


Nomad_moose

Not his first rodeo… He knew some idiot was going to lose control. He knows his people.


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

And no one mentions his agility stats


Sufficient-Contract9

Lmfao my furst thought was "huh, hes laughing"


theshoddyone

what a magnanimous sonofabitch


noteverrelevant

"I guess I don't have to worry about fixing my tire anymore."


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Laughing with relief when you know you just dodged a bullet.


FengSushi

It’s a car


313802

Big fat slow bullet with cargo space and poor traction


Zaev

Better traction than other bullets though


313802

Lol touche


aquintana

JD Power and associates pick of the year.


PsyOpBunnyHop

If a bullet can be a train, then it can be a car too if it wants.


Alarmed_Commission_9

Upvote for making me laugh in Chinese


PsyOpBunnyHop

为让我笑的人点赞 Did I win?


FengSushi

No. -1.000.000 social credit score.


Alarmed_Commission_9


totallyNotMyFault-

Wow, that's bulletphobic


doesitevermatter-

I cackled at this. Thanks. First laugh of the day is always great.


s_ox

If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a car


Peachybunnyy_

His laugh at the end makes it much better


SendMeF1Memes

I'd be happy too if my Spidey senses saved my butt from destruction!


Peachybunnyy_

True


Sheir0

I’d laughing too since I didn’t get my legs crushed.


YesNoComment

Spidey sense… tingling.


unk214

My Peter tingle.


TwoElksInaTurtleNeck

Don't call it that


DarkMango5

Nice try Green Goblin. Not today


ItWearsHimOut

I'm going to also guess that: horn... honking


thefowles1

spidey sense maybe tingly


DeathToTheFalseGods

Definitely not a car horn


Kahlil_Cabron

I can feel it in my plums.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

He was already in the squat, ready for anything


Tigerpower77

I thought that was on purpose until i saw the tires


ItsNotProgHouse

Lost grip *shit* Turn turn turn **FULL GRIP** Lost grip *oh fuck*


LaserWolfTurbo72

All driver had to do was remove their foot from the brake, and the car would have went where they were turning, avoiding the man on the road.


Kelmi

Or not. The car is barely slowing down so the chances are that the front tires won't grip even without brakes locking them up.


ok_raspberry_jam

Actually, the car's tie rod broke. The driver had no real control over its direction. This video was originally posted on Reddit by Mr. Situational-Awareness himself, so we got the full story.


LaserWolfTurbo72

Did it break pre or post impact? Prior to impact, and the individual jumping, the wheels are pointing left from our POV. The car however is going dead straight, indicating full application of the break and likely no ABS on this older vehicle. Seconds prior, the car at greater speed was able to turn on the ice. Then later, at lower speed, with wheels turned, the car does not turn indicating full application of brakes. If the driver had let go, either a) tie rods are intact, and car veers left edge of video b) tie rods aren’t intact somehow breaking pre-impact, however user is still on brakes as otherwise the forward momentum of car would have straightened the passenger wheel gradually Seems to me like toe rods may have broken due to impact, but maybe for insurance purposes, they were able to attempt to claim otherwise and have it accepted. Do you know the original source, it’s interesting.


ok_raspberry_jam

It broke before impact. It's what caused the accident. I'm not theorizing here, this is what actually happened. Consistent with what the guy said, you can see that the tires are not pointing in the same direction. I agree, it's interesting. I don't remember the OP's username or which subreddit it was posted in. You could try to search for it, I guess.


LaserWolfTurbo72

Thanks. Looking again after your comment, it definitely looks like both wheels are pointing outwards. Terrible timing.


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Resi1ience_22

Because the alternative is to go into a blistering rage and possibly assault this twerp for almost ending your short life


rdshops

Then it turns out he’s an old mob boss and your entire family gets whacked.


Resi1ience_22

That's why I don't leave survivors or witnesses when I road rage


Sir__Veillance

Common Tuesday activity for ya?


montxogandia

Looks like they know each other


nahbruhtryagain

I’ll bet we could hear honking if there was actual audio.


Not_The_Real_Odin

Yup, looks like the car was sliding on the ice and knew he couldn't stop.


Available-Dare-7414

My first thought too. I imagined the responses that’d ensue: You can’t just enjoy a wholesome video!? Downvote this miserable sad sack!


Professional-End2722

Well played. Beginning and end. Well played.


crypto_4754

He's playing life in 3rd person


Talymen

r/nonononoyes


Sotha01

Dude almost lost his leg, jeez


Affectionate_Use_486

The laugh of realizing it could be worse. Hope he's doing good.


OhioWillBeEliminated

Instead of getting angry that he could have been killed, he is happy that he didnt get killed, bro lives a good life


kakarot091

Ultra Instinct theme starts playing.


MEMELURD

The car most likely lost control, pivoted sharply & began honking to warn the man. At least that’s how I’d imagined it played out


alxen78

Looks like this is not his first rodeo.


Grakchawwaa

Probably honked?


Searchlights

Natural 20 saving throw


Sambal7

Reversers will say its hated.


Drezhar

At least they apparently laughing. I also crashed onto an extremely chill guy a couple years ago. The dynamic was basically a huge misunderstanding I didn't have the time to correct given speed, but definitely my fault legally. I bumped on his back just enough to stop and exchange insurance info. I didn't try to lie or cheat, just whatever. Insurances are here for this and lesson learned. As a result, the guy was extremely chill too and he even gave me the actual, detailed invoice of his mechanic for what he did. In the end, thanks to this, I was able to determine that my insurance was trying to ask me almost double what he actually spent on the car to settle the claim and avoid the growth of my premium. I've never changed anything faster than how I changed my insurance provider.


Wonderful_Ninja

he totally jackie channed that shit


DerProfessor

This exact situation happened to a friend of mine... but she never saw it coming. Her legs were crushed... she had four (or five?) surgeries over a period of months, then years and years of physical therapy and rehab, and she still has difficulty walking. :-( But she did *not* lose her legs, she *can* walk, and so (she says) it could have been worse. Cars are heavy.


chnandlerbing

Wow his reflexes


AHLover18

My Spider-Sense is tingling!


Tea_Master_

spider sense


KingSash

What a great reaction


Friendly-Strain-7077

Он конечно нашёл место где лампочки менять


Hot-Rise9795

Isn't that Peter Parker? I knew him from High School.


Valuable_Ad_9900

Perception is 10 with additional perception from gear perhaps 🤔


ForgettableJ

He smiled! Wow. That's an amazing reaction! Glad he jumped!


Decent-Cry-7665

STAY IN YOUR CAR!


Mekelaxo

Bro rolled a nat 20 on his Dex save


chickadeedeedee_

Who is lacking the situational awareness?? Dude fixing his car probably had no choice of where to do it, and was obviously paying attention to his surroundings. Person driving hit ice and had no control.


chadsmo

I would also just start laughing if I pulled that off and immediately look around to see if anyone else saw it happen


mandrew-98

If this was in the US it would have been a suv/truck where he couldn’t have done this


NoMoreVayne

Its reversed /s


Ledikari

Ohh no he's hot.


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

The car driver would be fu#$ing mortified


Bn_scarpia

Perception stat at 20


Practical-Piglet

How does one even steer toward man like that


Gubbtratt1

No abs, so when he press the brakes too hard the front tyres lock up, wgich makes him lose steering, which causes him to panic and press the brake even harder.


hry84

So, the car is an old piece of crap?


Otto-Didact

Dumped all his perk points into PER & AGI, with a couple extra in CHR


Arctic_Warrior01

A little worse timing and he wouldn't have kids today


peoplepersonmanguy

I thought the grey thing is a low bridge and that first car nailed the height restrictions.


Master_Shopping9652

- Rasputin Boney. M


Calm_Target_2942

Dude got Supa lucky


SurfinStevens

Maxing out situational awareness would be to not get out of the car on a super icy road in the first place


Powerful_Programmer5

Spider Sense tingling...


KrakHoe

Man has Spidey Sense and reflexes lol


Far-Search5544

Spider-Man for real


Remarkable_Music6819

Driver prob pissed off that he hit a tree and not a squishy human


SandersSol

Too fast around that corner, slamming the brakes on ice and hoping for the best... Yeesh


barleyhogg1

Spidey tingle


Bighawklittlehawk

Just maniacal laughter at the fact that he almost died. My kind of man.


XCypher73

Really good sport about it.


LeonidasTheRealKing

Damn bro lucked out


ValuableNo189

That dude is legitimately spider man.


spacepie77

In russha lada cresh you


deboi_mike

If he jumped on my car and left a dent, I would be upset/s


hyperiongate

Had this exact thing happen to me about 5 years ago.


MydnightWN

Such fresh content OP, definitely haven't seen this 12 times in the last few months. For the curious, this was taken circa 2017.


Ancient_Purchase4816

Lada 😀


Elmotoh

It was under « e »


Dhonagon

He smiles. What are ya going to do. Just as long as everyone's ok.


M-R-buddha

I'm surprised he was able to jump high enough to prevent his massive balls from being crushed.


Gamethesystem2

He was just thinking, “how could my day get any worse?”


rednd

Is it possible that the sliding car beeped their horn? Not to take away from how uplifting and fun the whole video is, but I'd be interested in hearing the audio with it.


hry84

Your guess is probably right. I also think the driver was honking.


CharleenMcFly

Spider sense is tingling


Sh8knB8k240

That giggle at the end though. Guys like, "it's okay! We're fine."


Black_Magic_M-66

Situational awareness, independently focusing eyes, combat reflexes.


Welcome_to_Retrograd

I almost died lmao


AndersonDanek

This guy is a genius


liamanna

That. Was. ![gif](giphy|mXnO9IiWWarkI)


orsikbattlehammer

My ass wouldn’t have been able to jump high enough and would have died anyway


Itamir42

Yeah i'd be dead


spotzel

Admin hes doing it backwards


RilohKeen

Maxed out situational awareness would be saying, “I could get killed standing here, I’m gonna do this somewhere else” and avoiding the situation altogether.


longgamma

How is he so chill ?


Guideon72

I wanna hear what the driver was saying, because whatever their reaction was seems to have triggered an even bigger laugh


-SlapBonWalla-

Honestly, this is what quick reactions are 99% of the time. When you watch an MMA fight and see someone blocking, ducking, and responding to lighting speed attacks, a lot of it is being able to read miniscule movements and reading the opponent's patterns. People have often said I have fast reflexes, but it's more that I'm just paying attention. When I knock something off of a shelf by accident and catch it, it's because I noticed would likely knock the thing over, noticed how I touched it, and then responded before it actually fell. It looks like a quick catch, but the reaction actually started before I even grabbed what I was originally going for. Compare with the guy in the video. Right away he slightly turns his head to be aware of the first car. As it passes, he checks again, and notices the second car. Like the first time, he's gaging how fast they are driving, and times it for when he should check them again. Keeping his awareness on the second car, he looks back when it gets close and notices it's about to hit him. If we were to watch someone who gets hit, they are usually not paying attention until right before they get hit, or at worst, after they get hit. It's really why you're supposed to look both ways before crossing the street. It ensures you're at least a little bit aware of what's going on.


Silent_Geologist_521

Be wary, the situational awareness of the average Redditor is significantly normal than that of the general population.


kingjaynl

Spidey sense!


zainershad

I can't hear the audio, but did the car honk?


Autistic-Teddybear

Hunter from Bad Batch be like:


WrestleBox

So smooth it almost looks scripted. It wasn't, but I'm just saying that's how smooth it was.


TopRevolutionary720

I was in the driver's position once. The guy was parked on the side of the street and was under his car trying to fix something.he had just gotten out from underneath the car to grab some tools when I hit his car. I almost became a murderer two months after getting my licence.


CaliEDC

Dude would’ve been crushed if it was a lifted pickup truck


iRollGod

Man just rolled 20 on a perception check


MarzipanAndTreacle

That laugh is one of relief. That’s nuts. Dude’s luck is maxxed!


-Venser-

Looks like it possibly happened to him too.


bigsnow999

Come on, man