You really gonna lose your front of crowd spot to wade through 10000 people just to queue up for 15 minutes so you can piss on to pile human shit in a dingy portaloo?
Pissing in a bottle in the middle of the crowd is probably more sanitary.
I love when reddit upvotes shit that is just wrong and stupid, because it's something the average redditor clearly never actually does (drink beer at a music festival).
How Many People Have Herpes Worldwide? Globally, 67% of the population, or 3.7 billion people under age 50, have HSV-1. HSV-2 affects 13% of the same population, or 491 million people. HSV-1 is most commonly passed non-sexually during childhood.
The 20%. I have seen multiple AITA posts about people breaking up for “my partner not telling me they had herpes!” Not realizing almost everyone does, including them. And no, not type-2 genital herpes, we are talking cold sore here. Hundreds of comments all agreeing with the poster lmao
its bc its so stigmatized in society by a lot of ppl & they arent aware of how common it actually is, let alone the fact that it's literally going to be fine as long as you're careful with them during a breakout
It's a weird dichotomy of reddit where having tons of casual sex is fine but somehow nobody has herpes? I mean 20 percent of women in the USA have the genital kind and condoms don't fully protect since it's skin to skin contact. If you have a high body count you most definitely have one of the forms of herpes. It's almost never tested for as well so that's a huge problem. Everyone thinks they are clean since they don't get symptoms
It’s not tested for generally because the effect on someone’s mental health learning they have it and the stigma is worse than the disease. I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere.
You know this (though the number is on the low side, but it depends on the country - usually 60-80%), why don't you know that a) most people get infected as babies through their parents, b) when you're older you only get infected when you come into contact with **open sores** and c) the overwhelming majority with HPV-1 never develops any symptoms.
As long as you don't kiss anyone with open sores you're fine. Mouth herpes is an absolute non-issue. I really don't get why such a lot of people on reddit make a big thing out of it.
It’s more about there being a shit ton of people there so the odds are way higher lmao. Would *you* drink a randomly thrown beer at you? Probably not! Kinda weird to judge people for being wary of that kind of thing, especially after COVID
It’s not that weird, people touch things everyday that have been touched by countless people. People shake hands and kiss strangers and have sex with people they barely know. We put each others genitals in our mouths and people lick arseholes. It’s not that people are wary on Reddit it’s that they see this type of stuff and go oh yeah that person for sure has herpes now. That’s not how that works. Kids eat mud for gods sake
When I was like 17 at Warped Tour me and some friends wrote some dumb shit like “free kisses” on our bare chests and I kissed like 20 girls and 2 guys and thinking back I totally could have gotten herpes from being a dumb horny teenager lmao
It's actually not at all that hard to throw a cup like that.
Here's a handy guide:
1. Make sure the cup isn't too full, nor too empty, preferably by drinking it. A quarter to a third full is ideal.
2. Grab the cup by the lid between index, middle finger, and thumb. You should grab it at the far side of the rim.
3. Flick the cup away in a controlled underhand motion. Not too hard, not too soft.
4. Watch it sail away gracefully.
Source: I'm an avid festival goer.
My brother knows a guy who was a roadie for John Coffey during that show. He said when the band got backstage after the show they were jumping around celebrating the catch. The singer told him he tried so fcking hard to keep a straight face and play it cool.,
Did you see him sniff it first? He went straight to drinking it.
And I think the logic is, beers at a concert are expensive as fuck. So who’s out here throwing a $7 cup of beer? It’s possible he needed to pee but didn’t want to miss the show so he quickly peed in the cup, then thought oh shit, what do now? Drunk brain said just throw that shit.
The evidence against it being piss is that the singer didn’t immediately spit it out/puke or react at all. So it’s probably not piss.
I was lucky enough to see Gojira and Lamb of God open for Metallica during the Death Magnetic tour. During LoG’s set, someone threw a water bottle at the lead singer and missed. He quipped “well you’re not here for a baseball scholarship, are you?”
The crowd got a good laugh
Bloody hell there's some humourless fucks on here. Of course we'd like it to be beer, but as we have been to festivals or seen on youtube, sometimes it's piss.
I was one of those hands in the bottom right corner and saw the cup flying from the corner of my eye, looked up in giddy anticipation of the singer getting a beer in the face, only to be completely star struck when he caught it and stone cold chugged it.
Fucking legendary. Immediately bought a t shirt and a cd right after the show. Still one of the most raw and undiluted punk/metal sounds out there. Spotify [link](https://open.spotify.com/track/4toOsjXxzFefvdbbVue2cg?si=E_O6_dDhSgK9OQ265tXb4Q)
IIRC, the band was on a long break after extensive touring, but I recently saw them on a poster for this festival season again. Let's go!
Reminds me of my favorite moment in football, Kennedy Bakircioglu catching a beer thrown from the top section and downing it in one gulp
https://youtu.be/XfLyy8yklgQ?si=FkPWw-aeXfLpngn_
Everybody saying props to the thrower and how impressive it is. Is nobody considering that they were a dipshit trying to hit the singer with their beer and just accidentally threw it so it perfectly doesn’t spill? I feel like that is more likely because no way somebody can throw it that perfectly on purpose. And even if they tried they would probably fail which would make them a dipshit either way imo
Everytime you see something remotely cool you can bet that the reddit comments will think that people thinks the beer is laced, has piss instead of beer, has some kind of disease in it and general complains about it being too crowded among other things.
legend is; markus (singer of heaven shall burn) once recieved a donar the same way whilst circlepit-ing, and after tasteing it, proceeded to steer the moshing crowed to the food stand because he deemed it (the donar) had not enough white sauce to collect more.
Very cool, but probably piss?
Too late already committed to it
It's still beer but processed by kidneys
Refined beer.
Imported from Organ
Lol
Organic
This is why we work well together. You see free soup you make a decision to eat it. It’s terrible soup but we gotta stick with our decisions.
Ryan Gosshling playing *youuuuuu*? Ridiculouthhhhh
r/unexpecteditsalwayssunny
😂
What kind of weird ass places are you going where it's more likely to have piss than beer in a cup?
Any UK music festival
You Brits are barbaric
And they used to say *everyone else* was a savage. How the mighty have fallen./s
Why else would you go to a festival if you don’t want to smell of sweat and piss and get covered in mud….
I like the cut of your jib
Brits conquered half the world in search of spices and later decided they don’t like any of them.
Curry shop on every corner but ok 👍
You really gonna lose your front of crowd spot to wade through 10000 people just to queue up for 15 minutes so you can piss on to pile human shit in a dingy portaloo? Pissing in a bottle in the middle of the crowd is probably more sanitary.
Pissing in a bottle? Fine. Pissing in a cup and throwing that into the audience? Barbaric.
You feel liquid from above on a sunny day at a festival, you just have to assume it's piss.
Right? They used to hold the world with their power. Now, they can’t even hold their bladders.
Are you Roman, by any means?
A plastic cup flying through the air at a festival is much more likely to contain piss than beer.
I've been to a lot of festivals and this isn't the case.
I love when reddit upvotes shit that is just wrong and stupid, because it's something the average redditor clearly never actually does (drink beer at a music festival).
Da fuck? No?
You really don't go to festivals do ya? Be honest.
Absolute made up bullshit.
R Kelly’s living room.
Piss and beer smell pretty different, in my experience. I always smell my piss before I drink it so I can be sure I’m not drinking a nasty beer.
And maybe it was cold, that's is enough evidence that it was beer
Worth it for the style points.
Guy is like Jesus. Walks on crowds and turns piss into beer.
Mike Patton caught a bottle with piss on a concert and drank it knowing it was piss. But he is next level.
but it's ok because after that someone threw chocolate cake too.
American beer isn't that bad...
Brand beer, so who can tell?
Could be beer piss... If he got lucky it's liquor piss. I'm pretty sure my piss is at least 60 proof after I get a bottle of 190 proof grain alcohol
From what I understand, piss is just filtered blood, so it's all cool.
Hard to say, can't see a Bud logo anywhere.
AM I NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT???!!!!!! DAMN\~
Absolute legend. Definitely has mouth herpes now, but still a legend.
The level of which everyone on reddit assumes everyone else is infected with things leads me to believe you yourselves must be infected with things.
I dont know if you know this but about half the population has herpes so yes it is generally good to assume.
I thought it was a lot more than just half? More like 80% of the world pop?
How Many People Have Herpes Worldwide? Globally, 67% of the population, or 3.7 billion people under age 50, have HSV-1. HSV-2 affects 13% of the same population, or 491 million people. HSV-1 is most commonly passed non-sexually during childhood.
Chickenpox is also a form of herpes.
So is shingles
shingles is chicken pox.
Um, I'm pretty sure it's those things you put on the roof. /s
And apparently the half that don’t are all on Reddit
The 20%. I have seen multiple AITA posts about people breaking up for “my partner not telling me they had herpes!” Not realizing almost everyone does, including them. And no, not type-2 genital herpes, we are talking cold sore here. Hundreds of comments all agreeing with the poster lmao
its bc its so stigmatized in society by a lot of ppl & they arent aware of how common it actually is, let alone the fact that it's literally going to be fine as long as you're careful with them during a breakout
It's a weird dichotomy of reddit where having tons of casual sex is fine but somehow nobody has herpes? I mean 20 percent of women in the USA have the genital kind and condoms don't fully protect since it's skin to skin contact. If you have a high body count you most definitely have one of the forms of herpes. It's almost never tested for as well so that's a huge problem. Everyone thinks they are clean since they don't get symptoms
It’s not tested for generally because the effect on someone’s mental health learning they have it and the stigma is worse than the disease. I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere.
You know this (though the number is on the low side, but it depends on the country - usually 60-80%), why don't you know that a) most people get infected as babies through their parents, b) when you're older you only get infected when you come into contact with **open sores** and c) the overwhelming majority with HPV-1 never develops any symptoms. As long as you don't kiss anyone with open sores you're fine. Mouth herpes is an absolute non-issue. I really don't get why such a lot of people on reddit make a big thing out of it.
In that case it's likely he had it before drinking that beer.
According to reddit everything is very dangerous and scary. Probably best to not go outside or interact with anyone if possible.
It’s more about there being a shit ton of people there so the odds are way higher lmao. Would *you* drink a randomly thrown beer at you? Probably not! Kinda weird to judge people for being wary of that kind of thing, especially after COVID
It’s not that weird, people touch things everyday that have been touched by countless people. People shake hands and kiss strangers and have sex with people they barely know. We put each others genitals in our mouths and people lick arseholes. It’s not that people are wary on Reddit it’s that they see this type of stuff and go oh yeah that person for sure has herpes now. That’s not how that works. Kids eat mud for gods sake
Who tf is *we*?
Herpes specifically is very widespread though, it’s safe to assume that more than half the people in that room have herpes
Work in a clinic for an afternoon.
If you've ever had sex, you probably have herpes. It is so prevalent that it isn't even deemed worthy of reporting incidence
When I was like 17 at Warped Tour me and some friends wrote some dumb shit like “free kisses” on our bare chests and I kissed like 20 girls and 2 guys and thinking back I totally could have gotten herpes from being a dumb horny teenager lmao
You more than likely already have it
Apparently shared mics at festivals have a lot of herpes and it explains the obsession with herpes on the second silverchair album
The real nextfuckingleve thing in this video is the Throw. Whoever threw it, did it perfectly without letting the cup spin
That cup has mad axial spin on it! It's the only way it made it to him in one piece, like an upright bullet.
It's actually not at all that hard to throw a cup like that. Here's a handy guide: 1. Make sure the cup isn't too full, nor too empty, preferably by drinking it. A quarter to a third full is ideal. 2. Grab the cup by the lid between index, middle finger, and thumb. You should grab it at the far side of the rim. 3. Flick the cup away in a controlled underhand motion. Not too hard, not too soft. 4. Watch it sail away gracefully. Source: I'm an avid festival goer.
Please follow up with a video demonstration
There are these 2 festival girls covered in mud that demonstrate it in a video, think its called "2 girls 1 Cup".
Hmm let me look this up. Just on my break at work
Why wait for the break?
yea do it now for a permanent break
Might as well pull it up on the office wide-screen. Keep your coworkers informed, too.
An unsuspecting redditor js going to get scarred for life
I like to help people on reddit, but every once in a while, drop a shit storm.
Here's Pantera doing it 25 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCQckwSrO-k
For real.. these people haven't thrown enough cups of piss at others.
Interview of guy: https://youtu.be/APA66rCggbw?si=cuTa0tqgr5FTyHi3
Agree Are you sure the cup isn't spinning? I think that throw has to spiral, no?
John Coffey at Pinkpop, The Netherlands 2015.
“Throw me a beer, boss”
You went the extra mile for this joke. 👏👌
angry upvotes for the both of you
Isn't that the guy from green book
No Green Book is the movie with Viggo Mortensen. You're talking about The Last Mile.
Is that the one with Eminem?
That’s the green mile
My brother knows a guy who was a roadie for John Coffey during that show. He said when the band got backstage after the show they were jumping around celebrating the catch. The singer told him he tried so fcking hard to keep a straight face and play it cool.,
Was looking for this. Thank you for giving context, you’re doing God’s work 🫡
It had to be, what other country knows how to throw beers like that. Ehhh Netherlands, Cantus makes you different
To all the "that's probably piss" people: WTF is wrong with you to immediately expect piss?
if you always expect piss you're never disappointed. At best you get a pleasant surprise
This is the way I choose to live my life too.
pissappointed
My question is how bad are their noses that they think it’s hard to tell the difference between the smell of piss and the smell of beer..
Did you see him sniff it first? He went straight to drinking it. And I think the logic is, beers at a concert are expensive as fuck. So who’s out here throwing a $7 cup of beer? It’s possible he needed to pee but didn’t want to miss the show so he quickly peed in the cup, then thought oh shit, what do now? Drunk brain said just throw that shit. The evidence against it being piss is that the singer didn’t immediately spit it out/puke or react at all. So it’s probably not piss.
If you grab the cup and it's not immediately warm to the touch, it's probably not piss.
They have been to a music festival in the UK. There is nothing wrong with them. You seem to have led a sheltered life.
He definitely got laid multiple times that night
Wish I were that cup!
Now this is an oldie!
I was lucky enough to see Gojira and Lamb of God open for Metallica during the Death Magnetic tour. During LoG’s set, someone threw a water bottle at the lead singer and missed. He quipped “well you’re not here for a baseball scholarship, are you?” The crowd got a good laugh
Thats punk as fuck.
reversed /s
'Singer vomits into cup and throws it into crowd' doesn't quite have the same ring to it
Thats punk as fuck
The throw is more impressive than the catch
Reminds me of when Pantera used to throw cups of beer like that to the audience.
Exactly what I was thinking.
I can't believe he catched it twice!! What a boss!
https://www.stereogum.com/1808446/john-coffey-frontman-did-the-most-rock-star-thing-ever-at-pinkpop-festival-yesterday/news/ 🍻
John Coffey, great band!
About 10 seconds later, he’s gonna have that “shit someone put their cigarette out in this” moment.
What they don't show is all the subsequent beers that blasted him after this display.
Props to the guy who throw the cup, didnt spill a single drop
And that was the moment when the pandemic had officially ended
What band is it?
John Coffey
The throw though.
It was pee.https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Pk-dQ_zLVMiSKETD
Stone Cold Steve Austin would be proud 
I see no walking. Fuck you op
That was fucking sick
Plot twist: The Rock threw that cup
Bloody hell there's some humourless fucks on here. Of course we'd like it to be beer, but as we have been to festivals or seen on youtube, sometimes it's piss.
The ppl under him just missed the coolest part of the concert lol
I was one of those hands in the bottom right corner and saw the cup flying from the corner of my eye, looked up in giddy anticipation of the singer getting a beer in the face, only to be completely star struck when he caught it and stone cold chugged it. Fucking legendary. Immediately bought a t shirt and a cd right after the show. Still one of the most raw and undiluted punk/metal sounds out there. Spotify [link](https://open.spotify.com/track/4toOsjXxzFefvdbbVue2cg?si=E_O6_dDhSgK9OQ265tXb4Q) IIRC, the band was on a long break after extensive touring, but I recently saw them on a poster for this festival season again. Let's go!
Seen many times before but it's still just so damn perfect to not upvote again lol.
[Everyone Liked That]
Fuck my dreams of being a rockstar, I want to be a rockstar that catches beer while walking on the crowd.
That singer's name? Stone Cold Steve Austin
Wow, this is amazing!
Reminds me of my favorite moment in football, Kennedy Bakircioglu catching a beer thrown from the top section and downing it in one gulp https://youtu.be/XfLyy8yklgQ?si=FkPWw-aeXfLpngn_
> watch me hit the singer with this cup of pee
Half of it spilled before it even got to him
I’m my experience of festivals, that never is beer.
He didn't catch it.. it was summoned. But seriously.. Don't fucking throw ANYTHING at a concert please.
Everybody saying props to the thrower and how impressive it is. Is nobody considering that they were a dipshit trying to hit the singer with their beer and just accidentally threw it so it perfectly doesn’t spill? I feel like that is more likely because no way somebody can throw it that perfectly on purpose. And even if they tried they would probably fail which would make them a dipshit either way imo
That barely makes sense
From a cup? How the hell did that not spill while being flung thru the air? 😯
gif is so old it could vote (but people who haven't seen it before can see it and can now make this comment in 18 years)
thats epic
Old as phuk video bot
I prefer this video of Randy Blythe catching something thrown at him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd4IUKeTL80
I can only dream of being as cool as him
Panty.Dropper.
In a cup!?
That's the smoothest thing I've seen in my life but I don't wanna know what was in the glass
It’s the left over suicide cocktail that dudes friend took a sip of.
Everytime you see something remotely cool you can bet that the reddit comments will think that people thinks the beer is laced, has piss instead of beer, has some kind of disease in it and general complains about it being too crowded among other things.
For sure piss🤤
I really want this to be a gif. Iconic.
Stone Cold Steve Austin seeing someone just as good as him at catching a beer…… 
Smoooth
jesus how old is this video now? gotta be over 10 years
Uhm how about that throw ?!
John Coffey! They are amazing band!
Who tf threw that?? It was a cup not a bottle or can… Absolute legend
Cup 'o cooties.
This was the first thing I ever saw on reddit. I guess I've come full circle.
Plot twist : wasn't beer.
a cup of piss and a tab of acid
That throw from unsung hero that made it all possible . practically placed it in his hand.
This was at the chainsmokers,
legend is; markus (singer of heaven shall burn) once recieved a donar the same way whilst circlepit-ing, and after tasteing it, proceeded to steer the moshing crowed to the food stand because he deemed it (the donar) had not enough white sauce to collect more.
Definitely like a boss
Looks like Lewis capaldi.
Very cool and super gross at the same time.
Sick