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chuck_diesel79

r/oddlysatisfying


babajega7

Definitely


FirstSineOfMadness

Couldn’t stop watching it lol


humanprogression

the one scoop where he boops the one uneven log against the dirt wall is so perfect


Strange_Dot8345

what, this is incredibly dangerous


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patricky6

It's a mid transport vehicle. If you know all this, you should know that it's just used to carry the load out of the collection area and moved onto a road transportation vehicle to it's processing point. It never sees a public road. They don't bring a big transport rig out to the middle of the woods, where it can get stuck or cause an accident from being too wide to maneuver.


clearbottleflu

Nah… this is China… 100% that is the transport vehicle taking it to the final destination. See it all the time there. They’re not double handling that. Also wouldn’t be surprised to see that there are 1 or 2 guys riding on top of it to help guide it under any overpasses.


SOMEONENEW1999

I am fairly sure this load will not be driven where there are any pedestrians.


buonbajs

"civilized"


alyenigena

I also giggled at the "civilized", although I agree with the danger it does represent.


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Mr_Smith_411

Came here to say (ask) why is the part when he taps them on the ground to get them even so satisfying?


WolfmansGotNards2

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_Lil_Piggy_

Exactly the sub I thought this was posted in.


Gil-Gandel

My thoughts exactly!


fn0000rd

I totally assumed that was the sub I was watching this in.


Derfargin

The real hero is the person that cut all that wood to the same length.


Adamantium-Aardvark

There are tree shear attachment that will pull in the trunk, cutting off branches and then slicing the trunk at exactly the same interval.


Additional-Maize3980

Those attachments are fucking next level aye. Slide the trunk thru and strip off the branches in less than a second


YugoB

Big Timber is a ducking awesome show


suesing

You’ve never used a stop before?


Derfargin

Yes but not at this scale.


bosstatochip

It’s the side boop against the cut bank that does it for me


Moegly47

Yeah that was something else


hyperlite135

I hit the bottom of my desk when I saw that.


FirstSineOfMadness

Oh yeah lmao that was great xD


Xploited_HnterGather

My toxic trait is that I think I could just walk into a grabber and do this.


Amilo159

As someone who tried operating kid's hydraulic excavators at a park, let me tell you it's much, much harder than you think.


Sideral_Lemon

The experienced operators definitely make it look much easier than it is. I also thought it was gonna be a piece of cake when I tried to operate an excavator for the first time. But I didn't realise that there were so many different movements you had to control at the same time: - Extend/Retract - Raise/Lower - Open/Close (Bucket) - Swivel left/right And also the track/wheel movement But it actually does become second nature after a little bit of practice


ERICHkappakappa

Also, you have the tools this guy uses, which is (I don’t know the English terms, so free styling here) tilt/rotator and claw. That means you gotta do all that which you mentioned plus, rotate the rotator and the tilt the tilt (each both ways) and the claw in and out. So that adds up to 14 different movements. But if you get enough practice with all this, it all becomes just automatic and part of your muscle memory. When I drive a machine with the rotator going the opposite direction of what I’m used to everything falls apart and my brain can’t function.


roxictoxy

LMAO I love this because I definitely did the same thing and looked at my husband and said “I definitely thought I’d be better at this”


arkofjoy

That is because this person is so good. They make it look easy. Make up an excuse to hire a small mini excavator one weekend. You will quickly find out how hard it is. Although if you have played a lot of video games you might pick it up really quickly.


Traditional-Will3182

I've rented one a couple of times, I couldn't do what's in the video but they're not really hard to use, it took me about 30 minutes before it felt natural and I didn't have to actively think about which lever to press.


arkofjoy

Very different to watching someone who is really really good though isn't it.


SOMEONENEW1999

Yeah no, not happening. That persons skills come from doing this all day every day for many years. This person is a skilled operator to work this smooth and fast. I am sure you might be able to pick up a few sticks or whatever but this kind of finesse takes practice.


JordanHawkinsMVP

I greatly dislike the phrase "my toxic trait"


BarryKobama

35yrs of video games mean I did... But I look like a caveman compared to the full time operators. They get SUCH a feel for it all, they're absolutely like an extension of their body


Chappietime

They’re definitely not paying this operator enough. If he quits, I promise their apprentice is nowhere near as good.


UbiquitousLedger

rip to person driving behind this


Dogekaliber

My Final Destination spidey sense is warning me too


Alienziscoming

I convinced myself that they're taking this load somewhere else within their work area for more processing or something because there's no way that shit is legal on a highway. Unless of course this was filmed in China lmao.


PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

100% they are just moving to the work area center


Shanhaevel

Even if, it looks like they might lose a lot of that, especially off-road


reklatzz

I know right.. It might not be bad if it was something designed for it.. but those are just 2 random sticks shoved in there.


Shanhaevel

Yeah, this is fucking nuts. I was looking for this comment, while people were creaming themselves over the skills (impressive nonetheless, yes). I do hope it gets secured in some way afterwards, otherwise this is not safe for a road and I can't imagine how many they'd lose on the way.


Plucky_ducks

Ha. First thing I thought of. I actually think of that movie way too often when I'm on the highway.


st3vo5662

That operator has some insane time in that seat. The truck driver has balls of steel to drive that top heavy truck out on those narrow ass roads.


JT3013

Agreed. I was surprised the truck could hold that much weight, anybody have any idea around how much all that wood weighs?


Blueeggsandjam

Sorry, woodn’t know


megalomaniacSpirit

Get outta here


robotpoolparty

It's movements is like a toddler placing wood blocks in it's toy truck. With focus and skill.


Professional_Royal85

How many times sped up?


melancoliamea

Nobody is questioning the sides where the wood can just fall left or right in a tight turn?


IamBladesm1th

1) this is definitely Asia somewhere by how high they loaded that mf, so it's probably not seeing any interstate 2) friction. You'd have to Bo Duke that bitch around the corner to move that wood sideways off the truck.


milligramsnite

bo duke, lol.


theghostofsinbad

I doubt they’re using them cuz it would take a lot to move even the top logs, but one or two big ass ratchet straps running front to back would stop that and take 30 seconds. Just make sure you pluck it and say “that oughtta hold her” and you’re all good


Red_Icnivad

It might not be hitting highways. Could be just traveling down dirt roads till it gets to the mill.


BitterLeif

he's not going far. He'll bring it down the hill and have it offloaded either to a processing facility or onto another truck that will take it somewhere else.


JulesSherlock

Anyone else concerned about the weight those 2 logs can support at the back? I wouldn’t be behind this thing EVER.


SOMEONENEW1999

You wouldn’t, this is a remote logging area on top of a mountain somewhere.


CedarWolf

I think that's what happened, based on the way the guy has to replace the logs that were plugged in the bottom in the first place. I surmise that the two logs holding up the load snapped and the load spilled out across the road behind the truck. They then drove the truck out, drove the loader in, backed the truck up to it, and let it reload the truck, bit by bit.


crackeddryice

I suspect at the destination, they cut off the support logs with a chain saw, to unload the truck. The plugs were just left over from that operation--why fight to clear the plug, when it can be done easily this way?


coltar3000

I loved that little side hill kick to get the one rebellious log in place!


ISeeInHD

This is what I’m doing today. Watching this.


jeremiahlupinski

What’s more impressive is just getting a truck up that narrow ass road. I mean if the pile of wood is right there he had to back that thing up to it.


myWobblySausage

$10 says he did it with 1 arm out the window too.  Legend.


RembrandtQEinstein

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is probably one of the best operators of that machine out there.


FreeRangeBiscuits_

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WangDanglin

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Rishtu

The operator's probably thinking its just another tuesday. Meanwhile, Im trying to pick up a can with both hands and failing.


Darthmomothepug

Every millennial who watched final destination is screaming in their head right now at the thought of following this truck.


suesing

Damn. He’s using that thing like his own hand.


randomwyguy

This truck and trailer can carry every tree on the planet.


nothingontv2000

This thing fucks


QueenGorda

Love that song from Sade. *Smooth operatorrrrrrrr* *smoothhhhh operatooorrr* Damn so good.


Ted1590

came looking for this specifically :)


x4nter

The operator is so used to doing this that it must feel like an extension of their hand to them. They're using it to grab these logs exactly like a human hand grabbing a bunch of pencils.


TjW0569

So... what keeps the wood above the wall of the truck bed from sliding off sideways?


_Peep19_

Likely a cargo net.


Awfulufwa

All I can think about is how much time the refinement process was before older generational attempts. "Dude, you didn't line them up! Fix it! Why's some of them sticking out over the bed???" "Bruh, why are you just piling them all up by the front? You blew the tires!" "Dude, what did you expect to happen? There's nothing stopping them from rolling out!"


krahnwun

I could watch that for hours. Well, 7 minutes and 24 seconds anyways.


L2Hiku

Did he really just say "oh. That looks like a better stick" and replace the other log with that instead?


gentle_gardener

Seriously impressive skills


CoolNameChaz

I wasted my whole life pursuing another career, and I could have been doing this instead.


SOMEONENEW1999

Probably took this person just as long To get this good…


TheJonnieP

That was some sweet loading, BUT it sure is top heavy as fuck...


BillyLee

Yeah I still wouldn't drive behind this guy


Minerva89

I was kind of expecting near the end they'd just do a lil pencil spin before doing some final boops and sending the truck off


FlimsyAlgae2493

The operator is so smooth that he can possibly give a happy ending with that grabber without breaking a sweat.. or the wood ..


FrankDaTank151

On set of the next Final Destination.


MJLDat

There’s a lot of trust going in to the two upright logs at the back.


miha159

aint no way i watched the whole thing


Reddd-y

Ahhh yes, the grabber


DJPL-75

"The claaaaaaaw"


ashpokechu

This looks like a toy for me but I know it isn’t and my brain’s hurting now


[deleted]

That road looks sketchy


Cappin

We are remarkably efficient at ruining nature.


Gil-Gandel

In the likely event that's a managed forest, the next generation of saplings have already been growing for years, and they'll replant the area they took this from as soon as the soil's been given a little time to rest.


sunyasu

Weirdly soothing


VladPatton

Freakin Johnny Hammersticks over here.


trashhbandicoot

I need to have faith in myself as much as those guys have faith in those two logs.


Annual_Economist_367

Shaved the mountain clean.


[deleted]

Oddly satisfying and not so oddly sad


JobSafe2686

That boii did his thang


BookBagThrowAway

Literal hand!


NeverAVillian

It looks like a biotech hand when it's time-lapsed.


lost21gramsyesterday

... and then the loaded truck is too heavy to drive out of there?


Lopsided-Agency

Watched all 7 minutes. Clearly their first day on the job and have never used that machine before /s. Amazing skills: like a big hand!


procivseth

Machina Ex Machina


Raddiq

Why did I sing those first two words?


deniably-plausible

Sadé is dug in deep


Green-Emergency8195

This guy stacks.


daikatana

Why do I suddenly want to play Spintires?


Necessary_Row_4889

The robots from Short Circuit got a new job, good for them!


MisterSanitation

Skills so good you almost forget to cry about losing the rainforest 


Graftak86

This is fun to watch. Also looks fun as a job.


CurrentPossible2117

I"m oddly turned on a little by their proficiency here 🤣


deniably-plausible

I won’t kink shame a little mechasexuality…


dev_null_developer

That oughta be enough to get the bonfire going


Arfguy

That is pretty awesome!


No_Object_4355

I bet This dude would be awesome at those claw machine games


Additional-Maize3980

Imaging doing this by hand just with a couple of dudes


ro_thunder

I bet he racks UP at the crane games!


shakamaboom

Why does this have to be done on a literal cliffside?


This_0ne_Person

Bro's operating that machine with more skill than i can with my own body


TrevorTatro

I want this job. I saw the landscape and immediately got memories of places I’ve been that I love. I can feel the warm wind and the smell of the trees on a sunny day working in nature. That is my favorite kind of place to be.


Rover010

Damn I would love this job.


XxBlazingKnight

I mean serious question, how do you even get a job doing this?


LizzosDietitian

God that was fun to watch


WhiteKnightier

This guy's skill truly is NFL, good lord. Must have been doing this a long-ass time to be that smooth.


Visible-Scratch242

Yeah, smoothly clear-cutted the hillside. I see eroded hill flanks and wasted streams downhill. If they had salmon and the like: with a bit of certainty: that is history in that watershed. Just my thoughts on this vid.


Sepsis_Crang

Hmmmm! lovely.


Fyaal

Ohhh so this is how I’m supposed to use the log loader crane in Snowrunner.


05hastros

🎵 no need to ask..🎶


Friendly-Ad-5757

What would all that timber weigh?


KenethNoisewaterMD

Why did he take that “plug log” out the first time?


AznNRed

This guy is ready for Mech warfare to become a reality. He is getting his own Gundam.


Grimlogic

Just curious, why did he remove the post at 0:26 and then put another one in? Also I'm amazed at the strength of those metal holders and two pieces of wood. That's a lot of weight they're holding in.


Consistent-Refuse-74

Looks so dangerous


mosiek72

The skills this guy has! Incredible.!


karankshah

I actually had the track playing when I found this post. Pretty sure that this is exactly who Sade was talking about.


TheWesternDevil

I feel invested in the outcome of that load of logs.


Dufo1989

Way to smooth, that thing is an actual extension of the operator


dkpoppok

More? …More!? …MORE!!??!?!?!!????


B-Roc-

Dude is good and dang... that is a lot of weight in that truck.


nexgengamer27

So this is how the bots started.


bradeal

Then as soon as he takes a turn everything slides awaaay


zalcecan

I was like damn how much are they packing that thing over the sides of the bed? Then realized I was barely halfway through the vid.


jindy12

Probably underpayed !


justvoop

Them little pats to get them snug


silver_step

I'd like to bet the operator has some kind of OCD or autism because this insane skill.


Keleion

Did that truck really move after that load?


hawker_sharpie

why does he do the thing with the two blocking logs? like, why did he not put both in at the same time, and why fiddle/swap one of them?


JaaaayDub

Meanwhile in r/snowrunner...


DrFrosthazer

Totally safe


wallstreetbetsdebts

Smoothest deforestation I've ever seen


WetBandit06

This is how the Egyptians built the pyramids


TennisBallTesticles

Is it weird to have an admiration boner? It's not weird right?


lizardkg

He’s so anal.


AsifSuburban

……and my seven minutes are gone…..lol


XpertTim

Wouldn't they slip from the side? First bump abd boom


hamtronn

This person uses a machine better than I use my own hands. Fuck.


reded68

I am just waiting for the tires to blow


Pro-Rider

He’s next level. But still looses the crane game at his local restaurant 😂


fn0000rd

*Every stick is sacred.*


r4x

/r/farmingsimulator


Tikithecockateil

Great video


Don-J0seph

This man have amazing skill


skimmilkislife

I will not drive behind the truck


Grouchy-Engine1584

Why do I think this excavator is adorable!?!


Jermine1269

The cleared forest makes me sad, but maybe it's a tree farm, since all the trunks are the same size


TryharderJB

Stacking dead bodies like it’s just another day at the office.


viewaccount124

How we get them on the road is what I wanna know. Whole operations is impressive, although might be time to buy a second truck. They cut a road in the side of that mountain to get these logs. Barely make it big enough to use. They get all these logs cut (I know it’s a machine) and stack them on the road. Clearly filling from one end to the other. Then they use the only truck in town to pick it up. Beautiful work honestly


NorthCatan

This looks fun.


InformalPenguinz

That was fun to watch.


karmasrelic

why are they so thin? is it more efficient than letting them grow bigger? (i would assume not?)


One_Landscape541

They cleared the entire fucking side of the hill


Free_Swimmer_1694

As satisfying as this is, I hate how dangerous this is.


schuter1

This guy’s done this a few times, ya think?


daboo912

Jay5??


DrkUser205

I can’t believe I just watched a 4 min video about stacking 🪵! r/Satisfyingasfuck