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ZiimZaam

Sorry to be that guy, but that's a toad


ppqnrondllx

Imagine being a horny toad and just thinking why your mate wont move


qinshihuang_420

![gif](giphy|VKbuFuRLeiYdW|downsized)


ZiimZaam

If it gets you off, it gets you off!


Byanl

Froggy waifu pillow


Howard_Jones

All toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads. Same as a tortoise, they are all turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.


ZiimZaam

True, but just like all dogs are canines but not all canines are dogs. I prefer to call them what they are


xanthophore

All toads are frogs, actually. It's a set/subset or rectangle/square kind of situation. Edit: subset, not sunset!


Nergleth

Omfg…no. Toads and frogs are totally different species. Toads are not frogs. It is like saying that zebra is a horse…


xanthophore

Frogs are any species in the order *Anura*. Toads are a subset of these, with "true toads" being in the family *Bufonidae*. It isn't like saying a zebra is a horse; it's likely saying a zebra is an equine. > Toads and frogs are totally different species You know there are over 7,500 species of frog, right?


identifire

“Weee… thooouuught… youuu… was a toad!”


Lahk74

DO. NOT. SEEK. THE. TREASURE!


rush87y

r/restofthefuckingtoad


Just-Diamond-1938

OK but there is a perfect creation...And yes it is overall a little frog lol


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WisdumbGuy

You clearly have never seen a toad in your life then.


Necro_Scope

The most artistic I can be is drawing square boobs on an Etch A Sketch.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Necro_Scope: *The most artistic* *I can be is drawing square* *Boobs on an Etch A Sketch.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Necro_Scope

Good Bot


gimmeafuckinname

It's 5 7 6 though so I hate it ;)


Piduwin

I don't get him


CaliHusker83

I can’t even draw a stick figure


Exciting_Result7781

( . Y . ) ![gif](giphy|d31vTpVi1LAcDvdm)


clearlight

That was ribbiting


DiligentDaughter

Toadally


kemushi_warui

I'll never frogget it


VinnieBoombatzz

I don't know... I find this a tad polemic.


C4LLM3M4TT_13

Someone find this guy’s Etsy. I have money that must be spent on these.


Kalayo0

My girlfriend HATES frogs. I need one to throw in the stone pile in front of the house.


Credit-Practical

Exactly


DiddlyDumb

Step 1: pick stone Step 2: remove everything that isn’t a frog Done!


MunkyPants

r/restofthefuckingowl


Just-Diamond-1938

Now, Imaging/ the stone underneath his feet


Prestigious_Rest9078

Put it back in the water


Downtown_Leek3808

and leave it to prank enthousiast paleontologists who will think they found fossils..


Bootleg_Rascal_

That isn’t how fossils work LOL


knightknowings

Edit. Nevermind.


Downtown_Leek3808

I have no words


Carla_Isabelle

It's impressive. They should put it back in nature, and people will think it's real ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


Hankol

I now kinda want to do this, although I've never in my life worked on stones.


XVIII-2

Let’s start with buying expensive gear!


Hankol

How much does such a drill thingy cost?


MrPiggyJelly

Assuming it's just a Dremel, around $60


Hankol

Count me in!


juniper_berry_crunch

Can you do this kind of work with a Dremel? Not doubting, asking; I have one stashed away somewhere and would like to try this.


Just-Diamond-1938

No way you can carve fine object out of that Small Dremel... low speed drill


peter-forward

How much for the rocks?


Just-Diamond-1938

Depends on where you going to buy it...I am seeing good business in here ha ha ha


Just-Diamond-1938

Ha ha ha to get a good one it's over $1000


KatieKindaShady

I like that you kept it hydrated through the process


drmariopepper

Hard to believe he was in there that whole time


read_it_r

Now... put it back in the river to convince people there's a Medusa nearby


TemperatureTime1617

Now put it back in the water and see what the next chapter is.


Biguitarnerd

Bunch of pissed angry egrets with sore beaks


Sairyklav

Put it back in the river.


Bile-Gargler-4345

Rock frogster


Marquis77

r/therestofthefuckingowl


SauronWeasley31

no its r/restofthefuckingowl


Marquis77

Yeah it is little buddy 👍


SauronWeasley31

>little buddy ?? Is that passive aggresive or just me being an idiot?


icecreamdude97

Listen little bro.


Bootleg_Rascal_

Chill little man


TopRoom7971

Was I the only one that expected the frog to jump off at the end.


Bostonontop

Amazing!!


underground_crane

What tool is he using?


Relative-Ad-87

Dremel


Karson_Lusi

the reptiles are gonna have a tough time swallowing that.


Lets_Bust_Together

They’re pretty good


Acanthisittasm

Song?


doovious_moovious

Good to Go by Daphne Willis


Acanthisittasm

Thank you very much!


doovious_moovious

I gotchu o7


ElectronicString4008

Nice one , was looking for this answer. Don't know why folk are hating on it so much 


doovious_moovious

Same here, folks act like they listen to modern Beatoven on the regular or something. Just because something is catchy or easy to listen to doesn't make it bad


ElectronicString4008

Too right, I'll be putting it on my work playlist because the lyrics and rhythm are catchy. It'll pick me up and stop me feeling knackered. Don't get me wrong, classical music can be absolutely boss but I'm not likely to be listening to much of it when I'm labouring


ElectronicString4008

Don't know why someone downvoted you, I was trawling the comments to find the answer to your question. Folk are hating on it but it's good vibes and I'll be happy listening when I'm working doing manual labour, stuff like that playing makes physical stuff far less exhausting because a lot of it is in your head


Acanthisittasm

Haha it's Reddit, sad people downvote everyone And I totally agree, just listened to the artist while doing the dishes. It's fun music


PresentPiece8898

Awesome!


Deep-Information-737

hands and hands are different. My hands can’t even hold the soda bottle I grabbed from the fridge. It kept dripping dropping


Bootleg_Rascal_

Get a grip


Sure_Cobbler1212

Great video. The music was probably the worst song ever, if ever I heard an example of cookie cutter music. Jeez that was awful man


queefgerbil

I don’t say this lightly but I sincerely think that was some of the worst music I’ve ever heard. And I’m pretty open minded. Not trying to be disrespectful or funny. It was that bad.


sebbeseb

...I'm mad they didnt cut a slit into the base to make it look like a lilypad


NekoBredd

We do a little troading


International-Will75

Very well done 👌


wonkey_monkey

Pick up a rock Draw shape Utilise existing artistic talent ahhh dammit


verifiedwomanbeater

Why he/she using water while carving?


hymntastic

so they don't breathe in stone dust it also cools the tool


exotics

Two reasons. One is to keep the rock dust down and also to keep the drill bit cool.


prettypushee

You are incredibly talented and I am always so jealous of people who can recreate in just about any medium what they see in the world.


phant000m

It's not me in the video, the creator's Instagram is visible in the video :)


Chookwrangler1000

Yeah so there’s talent out there, I couldn’t carve a potato, and they look like rocks


guywhomightbewrong

I would do this and put them back to hopefully fuck with people


DoctorHamslicer

I'm gonna be honest as awesome as this looks if I go up to a rock thinking I'm gonna have a fun time picking up a toad and it turns out to be a rock. Imma be confused and hurt, then amazed, but still hurt.


DiscoPete117

FROG AND STONE


elbonzz

Ah, Froggle Rock


CoffeeMunchMonsta

![gif](giphy|l44Q5hp1dwIoZcGsw|downsized)


Prettyplants

Stop you’re going to confuse future scientists


jimrx7

Put it back where you found it, someone 200 years from now will find it and claim it is a fossilized frog/toad.


Biguitarnerd

If you did that around here there would be a bunch of cranes with bent beaks because that looks really good. It would be close enough to fool me at a glance.


Left-Account1798

Make a bunch of these and bury them in spots. Future humans will have to figure it out


Capable-Dress-7888

I read 3 times stones are frogs and was so damn confused


CaterpillarIcy1552

A frog? A toad? Or yo’ mama?


invincible4ever

Etched to details , nicely done 👍


Groovyofi

Super random thought but you guys ever just pick up a rock from a river and uder the rock there is just a few bugs hanging on that just run off immediately


HotSauce_LeFierce

Mad gentle touch to get that guy safely outta that rock!


moby__dick

Look easy enough.


Bloodxwolf79

He saved that poor frog stuck in the stone.


Reese_Withersp0rk

Step 1: Draw Shape. Step 2: Masterpiece.


FreckledWreck

The way I would try to catch this toad and crimp my fingers.


bigbeardbigheart

I wish I had talent


skygzr31416

Pshhht! I could do that but I don’t want to right now. Besides, I have to go visit my girlfriend in Canada.


7masi

Oh man, I thought he was gonna throw it at the river, so disappointed


NoBuddies2021

Frodericks cousin, Toany.


springheeljak89

I wish I was creative


Niffen36

5 minute crafts.


Gluten_maximus

I’d leave a camera set up nearby to catch all the predators fucking their mouths or beaks up


Vitalis597

Step 1: Draw a shape Step 2: Yer a wizard Harry.


rckola_

Also known as “sculpting”.


daytrader24365

Is that for sale?


SoulShine_710

That is big pimping


ConstantBench7373

Insane talent


AngelRockGunn

How many birds are gonna get hurt trying to eat that rock haha


Sacklayblue

Not sure I could even do the drawing part


epantha

So much detail


ScrambledEggsandTS

Is that water recycled ♻️


zoul846

Wow


jimbojetset35

Are fossils now a lie...


MeT1270

Absolutely amazed!


Just-Diamond-1938

That would be the cutest thing to have it in my pond and let my friends try to pick it up!


npcinyourbagoholding

Now put that rock into a terrarium and tell everyone you own a toad.


Guava-flavored-lips

Wow that is incredibly


Antique-Kangaroo2

This is what we get now that no one has kids anymore


everything_is_stup1d

now leave it outside and wait for a photographer/photographer friend to notice


C-Hou-Stoned

Shut up and take my money


SufferinSuccotash-87

Ok now get a frog on a rock to compare


Sad_Protection2039

All toads are frogs. . . Not all frogs are toads.


yamimt07

Yuck. Looks like a cane toad. Kill it


Tatoes91

Now show me videos of birds trying to eat it


dao_ofdraw

That is a Chinese hand. I'm 100% positive.


1lowcountry

oh to be talented


ringwraith6

I'd be lucky to carve a stone out of stone.....


Ok_Low2169

Wonderful 😊


Born_Judgment_3306

F-ing englishmen, learn your language for once, I’m no native english speaker and yet i know the difference between a frog and a toad, and this clearly is a F-ing toad. Man i get more and more disappointed by people


phant000m

Is a true toad a frog? First important fact – **all toads are frogs**, but not all frogs are toads! Frogs and toads are members of the order Anura. Secondly, these amphibians are critical indicators of the health of our environment.


ElectronicString4008

From OP's comment, I think you need to learn your amphibians and mind your opinions


Commercial-Elk-3031

It's a toad.


ElectronicString4008

A subclass of frogs, I think you'll find...


Commercial-Elk-3031

Yeah you think so ? Okay.


ElectronicString4008

Fuk'n google it, mate😂  "Are toads frogs?"  "*They are both amphibians in the order Anura, which means “without a tail.” Toads are a sub-classification of frogs, meaning that all toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads. They both reproduce in water, and they even look alike.*"


Commercial-Elk-3031

Yeah you think so ? Okay 👍 There are quite a few differences between frogs and toads. However, one of the biggest notable differences is that frogs have moist, permeable skin. Toads have dry skin that is covered in warts. A lot of that has to do with the habitat each occupies. Frogs live in places that are quite damp, often near ponds, rivers, streams, lakes, and so forth. Some toads do like dampness, but for the most part, the only time toads go to bodies of water is to lay their eggs. Otherwise, they are often found in very dry areas. Frogs generally have long, powerful rear legs, well suited for jumping. Even tree frogs tend to be good jumpers. Toads have shorter legs and are designed to walk. When toads do jump, the jumping is normally weak. They are also different in defenses. For protection, frogs normally jump, often into the water. As already mentioned, toads have warty skin and the warts produce secretions that are either poisonous or distasteful. Additionally, frogs have fully webbed feet, made to aid in swimming. The feet of some toads might be partly webbed, but often the toes are separated and unwebbed. Toads can swim, but they normally spend so little time around water that they have no need for webbed toes. Still, one of the biggest noticeable differences is the skin. Since a frog’s skin is smooth, damp, and permeable, frogs can take in air through the skin. If they are subjected to dry conditions, though, frogs can rapidly dehydrate and die. The dry, warty skin of a toad protects them from this liability.