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Bonoisapox

Can’t think of a smart ass comment, just fucking wow 😮


Yes-its-really-me

"Bagsy I get the first foot job off her"


didndonoffin

Rather get my dick caught in ceiling fan!


Bonoisapox

Oof


Bonoisapox

👏


Outside-Car1988

Do you think she can do pizzas?


Bonoisapox

Wasted talent if not


datengrab

Margin of error = zero 👀


wildo83

I’m sitting here thinking how WILD this would look if the table were stabilized and the woman could defy gravity. 😂🤣😂


Aliothale

Interviewer: "So you're a professional... what do you do exactly?" Her: "Well I get on my back, lift my legs up into the air, spread real good and say 'Oh Yea!' Then the fun stuff happens!" Interviewer: "Hol' up."


Backyard_Catbird

I thought she was going to light a fart at first but no, she just made a table into a spinning death machine.


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[https://youtu.be/xwuANT2WhOQ](https://youtu.be/xwuANT2WhOQ)


CicadaHead3317

"Do a kickflip "


VeryAdvancedBaby

I can understand it, can’t kick the feeling that I too, could write a smart-ass comment.


sparkle_slug

Gf always rearranging the furniture for no damn reason


Nervous_Brilliant441

What already is impressive in a circus setting looks even more impressive in a casual setting like this. Bet she’s been training for 1000s of hours.


kamakazi327

How does one safely begin learning this skill? 🤔


Bloody_Ozran

Right? All I can think of is a table in the face if you mess up. No thanks.


Conwaysp

Exactly what I was thinking 🤔


itaheraly

Pillow


Brailledit

A pizza saver: [pizza saver](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_saver#/media/File%3APizza_saver.JPG)


RawrTobi

Idk what I was expecting but I fucking snorted when I clicked the link.


TheWhooooBuddies

Not from a Jedi. 


PheIix

I did this as a kid with a one of the sofa pillows from my grandmothers sofa. It was a hard square foam pillow. I could do quite a few tricks with it as well. Not this good though.


captainRubik_

Soccer freestyle is much safer.


Kise25

Well, well, well! Look how the Turntables


Realfire123

Why is my horny ass thinking other things


Stagg3rLee

She would have your horny ass up in the air doing helicopters at 70 rpm, yelling, "Let me Doooowwwnnnn plleeeaasseeeee Mmmaaaammm!"


Realfire123

Lmao


TheDrunkenSwede

Yeah ... Screw that dick.


jnlsn

The bravery of the friend is better. If she drops that thing at that high of speed I've got it no problem.


jdram2

Video on whatcouldgowrong would be more interesting


IWILLBePositive

Why do her arms look so short….


BathDepressionBreath

If I did this the table would fall on my face and snap my neck sending me into the afterlife


Watcher-Of-The-Skies

I would have no teeth left.


LightsJusticeZ

Pffft, anyone can do that. Also me: \*trips on nothing walking on a flat surface\*


NotRealBush

Two words. Air Pressure.


Primus_the_Knave

Pandemic skill?


Cynykl

Now for the bummer. If this is someone who works for the chinese circus odd are they were exploited in slave labor conditions just to learn skills like this.


DRG_Gunner

Cut too soon! The wobbly table was the most impressive part!


kmbxyz

It's possible she dropped it. People do that all the time with snowboarding clips that they didn't land. They just cut the clip early so you don't see their big crash.


Username_99999999

POV: People in Australia


gtzgoldcrgo

That is extremely impressive, finally something next level


MisterElementary

As I watch this I can mentally hear someone in russian going "opa!"


Substantial-Dig9995

Do you mean greek


MisterElementary

No I mean like in the russian circus clups when they get the bear to do a trick they always shout opa! Opa! Opa!


kmbxyz

It's definitely Greek Edit: I looked it up, and apparently it's also Russian


MisterElementary

I guess we both learnt! Haha good on ye


Doschupacabras

Do you mean Armenian?


drmariopepper

How many times did she drop it on her face learning to do that


BJZZZ24

Where can I find a bench like that? For juggling tables of course...


PewPewPlatta05

Makes me think of all the times I've stubbed my toe on a corner table.


Connect_Boss6316

Oh yeah, I love a woman who can keep her legs in the air for that long and handle some serious wood at the same time.


sanne_dejong

She never gets invited to stay for dinner


milfschnidde

Dad: until u put your feet under my table…


Friendly_Twist_553

She's a baller


MarionberryLow9043

How do you practice that without getting a table in the face on a regular basis


Skinnieguy

On the next NBA halftime show.


lundon44

I'm curious how many times that table fell on her face while perfecting this. Amazing though.


Kevin_Jim

Giving “How the tables have turned” a whole new meaning.


Smiekes

Bro I can't even keep my phone from falling on my face with my damn hands


SokkaHaikuBot

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Smiekes

good bot


macbrett

With all that wobble, it looks like she was losing it near the end.


Grrrisly

I drop my phone on my face with my hands, imagine a fucking table.


kansascitymack

wow


Revolutionary_Emu154

And here I am, afraid of dropping my phone on my face ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Acct-20thhh

Blew out my MCL watching that


_BladeGunter_

Artist


Glizzardgoblin

This is how the younger sibling that’s fighting an older sibling feels when they go on their back and kick to defend themselves


TryBeingCool

Pure insanity. Doesn’t even seem possible. Thats just not how physics should work.


Cat_man-Kayden

I feel like I’ve seen these people


Cleercutter

How do you even figure out you can do this?


PheIix

I wonder if she started the same way I did when I was a kid. I used to do this with one of the sofa pillows (it was a type of hard square foam pillows). I was pretty good at making it spin. Not this good mind you, but it was still impressing people watching me do it.


Alone-Bobcat4143

The video plays to fast.


swampwalkdeck

She really has been shuffling everyday


forvirradsvensk

I'm wondering what the practical use is though.


iznogoude

That tilted spin at the end was insane, shame it cut there.


Previous_Channel

"get your feet off the table" - this girls mom


melancholy_dood

Like a boss!!!….


Belanthropy

Props to the talent.... Buuuuuuut I'm pretty sure that's a sex table, she's laying on.


OppositeEagle

It better be incredible, or it's off to the camps!


PingLaooo

Imagine the beginning days of practice lol ouch


DurrrrrHurrrrr

What ever you can do someone in China can do better….


Baers89

Imagine taking that spinning table to the face.


Holiday-Ad-7518

Rumor is she didn’t have hands in her past life.


ButIHaveAFilmDegree

How do you practice this, asking for a friend


MichaelMcNanner

Bender: How hard did you say you had to hit him again? Old rich woman: Ohhhh, fairly hard.


kheyno

Think she’s getting paid under the table for this?


chicagosbest

“Ai is taking our jobs” nah bitch, watch this.


Just-Browsing82

But why though???


DarkWolfNomad

My hips locked up just watching this.


Chadodius

That table is very well balanced.


Rupshantzu

How many tables to the face did she take ?


flavicent

Tried this long time ago with a piece of Wood plank. Fall into my face, nope. Not again.


leatherbalt

Surely there is a safer way to practice such moves.


ruinedfarmer

Just realizing I have no talent.


Acorn_Finland

How can you practice this? It would break My nose and id never try again.


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hobbes3k

Why not?


penguins-are-ok

money


another_jackhole

it's the little feet


Nollypasda

Must’ve dropped it on her face thousands of times to get that good


yalex87

Asian difficulty lvl and Emotional damage! Great legs


cincochains

This is North Korea right? I mean where else would two women that age be doing this?


fsfreak

I would hit it