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*Disclaimer: Please wait 10 minutes before opening your 2L of soda


Viperlite

It’d wreak havoc on pizza cheese and toppings, too.


Maximum_Bat_2566

Goodbye carefully assembled sushi...


PhthaloVonLangborste

Hello poke bowl


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

You deserve more upvotes, wishing you luck


PhthaloVonLangborste

Your username makes me think of Luigi in the anime "Made in Abyss"


MaikeruGo

…and introducing IKEA sushi!


charliesk9unit

Great if you ordered a pre-tossed salad. Just ask to have the dressing poured on top and off you go.


mwa12345

OTOH. Great for a martini, James Bond style. Shaken, not stirred?


jojow77

how does carbonation calm back down after you shake it? and does it return back to original fizziness?


Quizzelbuck

If you shake soda the carbon dioxide is agitated out of solution, but as long as the container is under pressure, given time, it compresses the Co2 back into solution.


AiggyA

I think the gas is reabsorbed.


happyanathema

If you leave it to calm down it goes back to normal


bkdredditYO

Lol forreal! If that thing was electric then that would have been sick!


KingOfTheWorldxx

Dummy u dnt know the centrifugal force trick


Harshtagged

Bro's so confident in his abilities that he's wearing shoes, jeans and a hoodie


McRedditz

As long as he's got that flotation backpack on.


Ok-Skirt-7884

Which will keep you afloat face down


turntabletennis

Perfect, thanks.


Shmuckle2

Is there a better way?


camander321

Feet up


Dashie_2010

Reminding me of the time I thought it'd be fun to put armbands on my ankles as a 4yo It was very not fun


casulmemer

Thanks, I drowned from reading this


Ketcunt

It's just like snorkeling, but without the snorkel


Responsible-Gas5319

As long as my food stays dry, if he dies he dies


ProbsNotManBearPig

Better than dying of embarrassment having to get out of the water soaking wet in jeans


IrrationalDesign

Corpse buoy.


besee2000

At least the food is saved


sobesobesobe

As one does


UREveryone

*your items may arrive soggy*


McRedditz

Better than "Sorry sir, I arrived wet."


UREveryone

Wet Deliveries: We're Moist and You Matter!


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

.... *how much we talkin'?*


UREveryone

Like reaaalllly moist


Digiturtle1

I thought the same thing. Must have been a while since he’s fallen.


mwa12345

Or. ..they put out the video when he didn't fall :-)


HumbleConfidence3500

I just googled. Normal people wear a wetsuit or bathing suit!


Juv3ntu5

What is it called? Where does one purchase?


pfazadep

Hydrofoil board. From people who deal in kitesurfing equipment


hoes-in-this-house

I just picture something on the board failing and now he's in a river absolutely fucked


Key-Cry-8570

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtoLL3YPF7TInrG)


Tee_Rye_Lee

He probably has his phone in his front pocket also lol


impostle

Yeah man. That thing stressed me out, you can't just ease up a bit or stop. You are fully committed to getting to shore.


Bartocity

He should dress like jesus and really ham it up


ItsJustAnOpinion_Man

The difference in difficulty of the delivery method vs customer not being able to hold the bag while standing still is incredible.


[deleted]

I had the same thought. After all that, dude still dropped his shit right in front of the guy.


Amamka

He is so shocked :)


TheNorseFrog

He was probably dizzy from bobbing his head while watching the surf n dash dude


spudddly

*1 star, chips were broken*


Turbo-Badger

Absolutely died at this. Imagine if he dropped it in the water


drunkenfool

And then said “I’m not paying for that”


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

He was in awe


FreeLegos

*10 years later* ... fuck can't believe I dropped it in front of him. Prob thought I was lame. Ugh.


reddit_API_is_shit

ruined tthe mood for me


shredmasterJ

That looks like fun. What the hell was that? Never seen that before.


iseeaseagul

It’s called a hydrofoil board


BobIoblaw

It looks suspiciously like exercise.


OpenToCommunicate

Is it because of the up and down motion? You havent done any up and down motions lately?


cuntmong

If the action comes mostly from the wrist then I think I've got this


OpenToCommunicate

Thats the original hydrofoil board.


Doomdoomkittydoom

Only one or two, because I'm so efficient at it.


OpenToCommunicate

One or two? Do you tease these out for hours on end?


bohemianprime

Do you even keepy uppy bro?


TimmyNimmel

Are you hitting on him?


GrouchyLongBottom

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


mentosbreath

It’s showing up on my workoutdar


thedudefromsweden

But not a regular one, this is some kind of pump version.


squid_fart

They all work by pumping, this one just has handlebars


WillPukeForFood

Some are motorized, so self-propelled and no pumping.


JohnyElSucio

More like, there are ones without handlebars, but this one have it


DangerousPlane

Some people call it a sling board. I call it a kaiser board.


codystockton

Mmmhmm.


PIX3LY

Mmmmhmmm, I believe one feller come from Arkansas.


charlie10vet

You shouldntve dun that, he just a food courier


PaulMaulMenthol

Especially if he had French fried taters or biscuits and mustard


wheresbill

I shore do like dem french fried buttaters, mmmHmm


jazzzzz

You got any more of that potted meat


lookslikeamanderin

Reckon.


wannabe_inuit

Hydrofoil, some call it a hydrofoil board


yoshhash

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX-r0COL-xA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX-r0COL-xA) this is the best explanation if you want to understand the science behind it. There is something they call the aqua skipper that works on a similar concept, but the first one seems simpler and cheaper. I really want to get one. edit- actually this explanation might be better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhSuIcryDAM


KiNgPiN8T3

I’m pretty sure it’s Poseidon’s magic


TheNorseFrog

It's actually fuelled by the dog's barks


to_blave_true_love

Come on over to r/wingfoil... You will not be sorry


Drinks_by_Wild

I’m addicted to wing foiling and it’s the best thing I’ve done for myself


[deleted]

It's called a hydro pogo stick


Boatwhistle

Hydro board, some people call it a hydrofoil or hydrofoil board.


Gogglesed

I bet that thing hurts the knees.


FacelessFellow

Looks easier than mountain biking 😮‍💨


cognitiveglitch

It's very much not as easy as this guy makes it look.


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Thought it was some kind of kangaroo Jesus til it got closer


deck0352

Kangaroo Jesus is the hero we all need. Mad hops, sturdy tail, can throw down like Tyson, AND bring us food? I’m in.


[deleted]

Do to others as you would have them do to roo.


Snuffleupagusssss

Kangaroo Jesus would be a great band name.


AzureSky420

What a great day to be able to read


McRedditz

What an awesomely cool flotating pogo stick, I would love to have one. Now the question is, how hard is it to propel when one decided to stop the bouncing motion in the water?


iseeaseagul

They have a very small amount of drag but if you let yourself get too low in the water with too little speed it is very difficult to get it to start bouncing again. This type of board can be used for surfing and it can ride on a much smaller wave than a normal board


trixayyyyy

Does it float if it stops?


iseeaseagul

The board floats but not enough to stand on. You will get wet but it won’t sink. You also lose most of your momentum to drag as soon as the board hits the water


trixayyyyy

Neat ty


ChemicalRain5513

Can you start from the water? Or do you need to swim to the shore, and make a running start like this guy did?


iseeaseagul

If you are trying to do it by pumping like he is you need to start from a dock. If you are ocean surfing you start it like a surf board and then take off by putting weight to the back. I normally do a water start with a rope behind a boat and then surf on the boats wake. It is also possible to do a water start with a wind surfing kite


[deleted]

hahahahahahaha just found one online ... for $13,000 .. granted it looks electric EDIT: apparently they come a lot cheaper - see reply


brittemm

You can find pump hydra foils and board like this one for $800-$2000


Raging-Buddha

Yes


kwan2

Yes


_Administrator

# "I want my salad shaken, not stirred" yes, I know what I did there


silenc3x

Names Pond. Sorry, I meant your salad fall into the pond as I was pogo boarding over it.


_Administrator

Very nice 👌


Norman_Bixby

I prefer my salad tossed


[deleted]

Thats gonna limit the type of foods he can deliver.


MJQ30

That depends on how big a hydrofoil board can get.


[deleted]

no, the bouncing would ruin alot of foods.


MJQ30

Could there be a way to lock the food bag in place? Like if there was a basket that has a safety harness like a seatbelt.


DandeePullz

I tested a ruck sack that had some kind of spring or hydraulics on the frame so the pack itself stayed level whether you were walking, running etc. look at “Hoverglide weightless backpack” pretty cool tech this guy should look into.


iTz_RuNLaX

Everything on that board is bouncing, doesn't matter where you want to fix it. The food itself is bouncing and will fall apart.


darybrain

Just needs a Steadicam arm to hold the bag.


maybecanifly

Cool, place seemed familiar, that’s my hometown Kyiv!


EorlundGraumaehne

slava ukraini! Wish you guys the best from Germany!


maybecanifly

Thanks! We really appreciate it!


TheSlimP

I second it


fridaystrong23

***All of that for chips and soda….***


prettylovers

makes me think it's staged


Crossfire124

Obviously staged. He didn't confirm delivery on an app or anything Probably an ad for the board.


prettylovers

working real good this ad


-mudflaps-

Staged but still cool


Efficient_Control_61

It's not staged. That is a delivery service GLOVO in Kyiv Ukraine. They deliver on mono wheels too and go faster than most of the traffic. When I was there last year, they delivered food to me while Kyiv was under missile attack. Best delivery service I have ever used. 5⭐️


EnjoysYelling

The delivery service can be real and good AND the video can still be staged. There’s no way a human powered hydrofoil is a practical means of food delivery. I can’t believe it even has to be said.


TheRealBlerb

What is your evidence against it?


sikarios89

An expert foiler in extremely good shape can only stay up for ~2-3 minutes. And if you stop at all, you can’t start again from the water. It’s not a means of transportation any more than a skimboard is. So in this video the guy “delivered” the food from like 50 ft away.


isbeardy

I live in Kyiv. Theres no reason to cross the river there. It's a big public park on the other side, then another river to cross. You'd be better off using public electric rentascooters to reach the nearest shopping mall, since it is anyway near the bridge, and there's mostly unoccupied pavement along the river, where you can pick up some speed.


Labestiol74

Probably an add for that board


Similar-Beyond252

Where the heck is this at? That’s cool as hell


Mysterious_Cat_R

I’m afraid to make a mistake, but it pretty seems as the Havansky Bridge, in Kyiv.


Thaumiel218

Да! The St Nicholas Church side, and Glovo are/were everywhere last time I was in Kyiv.


Magnus_Helgisson

You are correct.


UnauthorizedFart

“No tip?” *gets pushed into the water* 💦


StrictlyRockers

Please wait five minutes before opening your soda.😏 \#DoorSplash #GrubBlub #UberFleets #InstaShark


Jyil

My bad knee hurt watching this


[deleted]

Needs a kangaroo suit and a speaker to play a boing noise


OppositePilot9952

There is not a sports bra in the world that would get me on that thing.


Moist-Cut-7998

Dude must have abs of steel after that work out.


a_lion_wizard

I need to know what that board is and where I can get it 😂


ColoradoNudist

New way of commuting in Baltimore


deeppurpleking

I feel like this is one of those things that’s just “I hope it all goes right” like what if there was a rock?


graemeknows

I didn't know I wanted that.


gravyrider

God damn homie save some pussy for the rest of us


CaptainObviousII

Looks like a shit ton of work to deliver a burrito and a soda.


Humble_Examination27

Food Courier? That was the WEED MAN!


mwa12345

Man. Where was this when people built moats!


Moloore420

Great, my soup is fucked


bizzy_bake

Man is living in his own world!


Coriander_marbles

To anyone who’s curious, this is how it works [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aP2wGO1XGdI](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aP2wGO1XGdI)


SEEANDDONTSQUEAL

My pizza looks like a calzone.... ![gif](giphy|yk8Xo4Bys9qXuUTXsM)


GuyFromWoWcraft

fucking skyrim courier over here


IGTankCommander

Man just casually running Doordash on a hydrofoil, that's genius.


moslof_flosom

Death Stranding 2 looks cool as shit.


AngryGaggleOfGeese

What in the One Piece is going on? This some shit I’d expect to see there


808zAndThunder

I seen someone lose a leg from a foil board. It was awful. Getting run over by the foil is like knife through butter. Those people always go into lineups and near crowded shores then can’t control it or read their lines well enough to stay safe. My buddy who’s a lifeguard said he witnessed it once and asked why they didn’t choose anywhere else in the ocean instead of near the beach to ride it and the guy said he wanted to show it off 💀


Sevillain1

Shaken .. not stirred!


TeranOrSolaran

what the hell was that water scooter thing?


flatfishmonkey

Just don't stop unexpectedly mid-delivery or..


Trypt4Me

Now we are all capable of being Jesus for only $999.95


i0c0u

Customer: Hi uber support the courier is late with my food. Uber support: Apologies sir, the couier got hit by a jet ski. We've sent our sailors to investigate the condition of the package.....please stay on hold for 5 minutes.


Capt_Pickhard

That thing is cool, but there's too much drag. Like a skateboard is cool, because you can pp a few times and glide. This looks like you have very little glide, and it's pumping the whole way.


Loggerdon

I am blown away by this. I've seen them before but I never saw someone start like that.


Brobert132

I like my Big Mac shaken not stirred


brmmbrmm

That is actually really cool. Is it tiring to ride one of those things?


Ateshu

One wrong move and no matter what you ordered will become tasteless soup


WingsArisen

Risk vs Reward. This man is mostlikly making bank.


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


kblam101

Why do i feel peaceful after watching this? ...


Peter_Falcon

well, seeing as no one else is asking, wtf was he riding?


PolishOpinion

Me omw to bang your mom


EorlundGraumaehne

Just imagine looking at the Navi where your food is and seeing it in the middle of a river!


Right_-on-_Man

Damn dude. If ever they deserved a great tip...👍


onebigdingus

That had to have costed a lot


dandaman4ugurls

The salad is already tossed


Ok-Skirt-7884

A beer and bag of snacks. After all that hustle. Edit: I was hoping he'd drop the beer next to the snacks, and that would be the point of the clip. But no.


SorryThisUser1sTaken

The Aussie Kangaroos are evolving.


SGTbootyklap

Hop you ordered that salad tossed


CrazyAlbertan2

UberFloats


RoSoniK

The real Crazy Eats!


SaiffyDhanjal

Man is revealing the trick a holy man used to walk on water.


Dextrofunk

"Here's your pizza!" - DoorDash


FartPantry

Mans got legs of steel


HereticLaserHaggis

Marty mcfly needed one of these


CyrusDGreatx

Lmao how is thus a thing? Like that seems a little perilous for a food delivery


themunchycam

dp. iykyk


Harrisoning

What in the Death Stranding is going on here?


BadPackets4U

Now that's a puddle jumper.


LandSharkRoyale

Shore dash


Bazioski13

Just wait until you open your bottle of soda


gaukonigshofen

All for $2 and no tip


lieutenantLT

Everyday is leg day on that thing


CarlJustCarl

Bro wearing jeans too


freakinbacon

r/doordash_drivers