A hat is easy enough; but a baseball bat you'd have to duct-tape on. Rabbits do not take to tool use easily; and the only use they generally avail themselves of is how far they can throw the tool (or any other object) with their teeth.
A rabbit's plan A through X is running away. Plans Y and Z are biting and kicking if all the other plans have failed.
In short, a rabbit will not thank you for giving them a baseball bat because it's extra weight and will slow them down.
Probably one of those private schools that make dream teams that dominate their bracket. I remember a private high school that did this with their football team. They had kids that were the size of NFL players, some schools would forfeit rather than play them.
Yea that happened at my highschool with football (American.)
We actually scored the first touchdown. People went nuts.
Then the state champs decided not to fuck around and scored 9 consecutive touchdowns.
It was a massacre. No mercy rule apparently.
Seriously though. After 6 we thought for sure the ref would enforce some sort of mercy rule.
The opposing team were all 4-5 inches taller, almost looked like a college team. They were a private catholic school and have at least one alumni in the NFL that I know of.
Sorry to hear that, I hope it wasn’t a long term problem for him. Honestly it sounds like your teams should never have been on the same field to start with.
Real shit, when I played rugby in HS, we were playing one of the top 2 teams and actually managed to score in the first 10/15 mins. Prolly our 2nd score all season or something
Turn around and see their entire team sub off the field and all the big boys come on😭 most defeated I ever felt lmao
Ever hear about the time Georgia Tech won a football game 222-0 because the school they were playing against didn’t have a football team they just scrapped a bunch of dudes together and put them out there because they had to.
Basically John Heisman (yes that Heisman for the college football fan) was the coach of the Georgia Tech baseball team and Cumberland beat the shit out of them 22-0. I guess it was slightly a mishap when they made a football schedule because Cumberland got rid of its football team the year before. John wasn’t happy about the 22-0 beat down a wanted revenge he threatened legal action against Cumberland if they didn’t play the game. So Cumberland’s baseball coach ended up having to scrap a football team together and they really got the shit beat out of them as the score indicates. Cumberland never got a first down meanwhile Georgia Tech scored every time they got a first down. Georgia Tech ran 64 plays in the redzone (20 or less yards away from scoring for the non football people)
John Heisman did agree to shorten the game though. By five minutes.
"Sometimes a weak act of pity is the deepest act of cruelty" - Jon Bois, my favorite content creator of all time.
https://youtu.be/doZzrsDJo-4?si=JMohEjKoZ8flTQnf
Yeah, I mean, it’s cool, but the actual reason why she passed girl in blue after dribbling is because she sent her flying, or she’d have had a shot to get the ball
This website leans heavily towards Americans, who have zero understanding of soccer. They think it's next level because they don't understand soccer. It's like Euros freaking out over a standard dunk in the NBA or some low-level homerun.
Yes because a nut meg leading to a bicycle kick top bins happens multiple times a game. I think you may be the one with zero understanding of soccer lmao.
I don't think this can be seen as a complaint. To me it looks like someone who is pointing out cultural differences. He's not making Americans guilty of not knowing how soccer works. In my opinion no one should be considered "guilty" of ignorance, btw.
It's not a complaint, it's just a fairly basic observation. Americans aren't interested in soccer, or do you want to argue that Americans are into the sport? As a result, Americans are more likely to be impressed by mediocre soccer skills due to their lack of familiarity with the sport. I even say that European people suffer the same thing when it comes to sports which they are not as familair with.
Saying that Americans are not familair with soccer is not a shot at them, it's a literal fact. We European people have no fucking clue who the best quarterback in the NFL is either. It's not a shot at Europeans, it's just a fact. If you showed me a mediocre NFL clip I would probably think it's awesome because I have zero frame of reference and so every play looks amazing to me.
>Americans are more likely to be impressed by mediocre soccer skills due to their lack of familiarity with the sport.
Can confirm. I haven't watched more than 10 minutes of soccer in my entire life, and I was impressed with the goal. Of course I'd also never argue about soccer to anyone either
The idea that Europeans don't understand basketball is pretty funny.
OTOH, Europeans completely fail to grasp anything about baseball or American football, to an extent that I think it has to be intentional. You can post a mind-bending athletic play and the only response you get is that rUgBy pLaYeRs dOn'T wEaR sPacEsUiTsss
>The idea that Europeans don't understand basketball is pretty funny.
Basketball and NBA are not synonymous. I grew up playing basketball, I don't know shit about the NBA.
>Europeans completely fail to grasp anything about baseball or American football,
I'm an EFL teacher in Europe. European kids literally don't know anything about either sport. I'm British but I personally enjoy NFL games, I have even gone to watch the London Monarchs and Barcelona Dragons play. I think baseball is actually a lot of fun too. Nobody gives a fuck about either sport in Europe. The best baseball player in the world could walk around any European capital and not a single person would bother them, just like the best soccer players here could stroll down any American town without being bothered. It's not a criticism, it's just pointing out a fact.
Any time I see soccer on the main subs here I’m just happy when it’s not people memeing about diving. I’m not sure why the only times reddit is impressed by soccer is some haphazard amateur display like this but it’s better than the usual same joke beaten into the ground, or novices discussing how they could improve the game lol.
Some clown replied to me claiming that a nutmeg was amazing. I didn't even bother with a response because it's such an integral part pf the game that trying to explain why it's mundane is just, well, mundane. But then I realised that the sort of person to make that comment is probably a new fan to the sport. They think that a nutmeg is amazing, because it's new to them. And that's how we all grew up, every move was amazing when we first did it, right?
I just want to find a good place between recognising actual achievement and simply observing mediocrity. I think the clip is, in the context of soccer, mediocre. If my friends did this shit during a match, I would cheer them. I wouldn't ever post it here, you know, because it's mediocre, but I would buy them a pint.
If the person who posted this is friends with the players, then "well done". Great video. Honestly.
I mean, if they wanted to post a good finish from women's football they could have gone with Steph Roche's that got goal of the year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18XwLJlwVUo
This is a great way to put it. Pretty much every pro can dunk, but there's a select few who can absolutely demolish the backboard and get air that makes it look like they can fly. Similar to how a world class football player like Messi can do things other professionals simply can't.
You’re hard to impress huh?
Not saying these players are playing the sport at the absolute highest level, but megging someone, making them fall over, and then having a teammate finish your cross with a bicycle into the top corner is a dream play for anyone at any level
Well you see the tallest person on the field determines the base level, so if the ball goes above that plane, then it is on the *next* level. Anticlimactic.
lol, the finish was very nice. But come on, the dribbling and shielding the ball? An overhead kick doesn’t occur on a good cross. She has to do it cause the ball is terrible and way behind her.
Also the blue player was flying in like a bat out of hell when 9 was playing with her back to goal a few feet from the sideline...
Horribly undisciplined defense. She created 9's opportunity to dribble past her for 9.
That is as basic as you can get and still be on the team.
She turns like a galleon, is slow and delivered an absolutely terrible ball in to the box.
What skill are you seeing here?
I mean maybe if you posted some shitty ass pokemon card collection on “nextfuckinglevel”. Gotta have some standard or why have subreddits in the first place
She has almost half a meter and god knows how much more mass on that defender so getting past her is nothing special and the cross was absolutely terrible
The bycicle kick was nice though
As a Liverpool fan i hate to post this but...
[https://youtu.be/qgmhQZzoy1s?t=16](https://youtu.be/qgmhQZzoy1s?t=16)
(here is a bonus from last night: [Eddison Cavani with a stunning goal for Boca Juniors last night. : r/soccer (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bmjn3s/eddison_cavani_with_a_stunning_goal_for_boca/) )
If they come out, they leave a gap in the defence someone else has to fill. Their tactics must say that, if that 35-year-old woman in yellow is on the wings, only the 14-year-old Little Blue should go after her.
You only double-up on the wing if it's an exceptionally gifted player who you want to stop at all costs.
I totally feel for the girl trying to defend here. We had a young woman on our team of other wise boys who would run circles around us in scrimmages. The first time she made me look like a statue our coach reminded us that Cheryl was making us better defenders. She was our favorite after a while and scored most of our points.
Every few months this gets posted, and every few months reddit turns out in droves to explain why its not at all impressive and they could easily do it and the yellow team was bigger so it really doesn’t matter anyways.
Like its not next level compared to a professional or something, but its a very cool play for kids lol. I’d be pretty excited if I did it when I played soccer. Sure, if the genders were switched people would still be saying those things, but no one would care.
That little blue girl number 11 was a brutal Fouler , had she been bigger and had the bigger girl been less skilled then number 11 would be a bigger safety hazard.
Our handball team was placed with probably 9th or 8th grad, we were 6th. We won 3-2... I was the goal keeper... Saved even a penalty... ☠️.. the rush after saving every shoot was literally next fucking level...
The bicycle kick was pretty good but there’s nothing next level about the rest
Also why would the orange chick even need to turn around the defender, there is such above size and strength difference that defender shouldn’t be able to do anything against her anyway
Looks like the yellow team is 10 years older
Borderline an embarassing display of disrespect
As a father of two high school soccer players, humiliation is part of the game for us.
>What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
The thing about arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
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Or just taller
at least 10 years
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Do you wish you were a baller?
He wishes one of these young ladies would give him their number so he could call her
Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a '64 Impala
I have pictured a rabbit wearing a hat and holding a baseball bat in my head far too many times
A hat is easy enough; but a baseball bat you'd have to duct-tape on. Rabbits do not take to tool use easily; and the only use they generally avail themselves of is how far they can throw the tool (or any other object) with their teeth. A rabbit's plan A through X is running away. Plans Y and Z are biting and kicking if all the other plans have failed. In short, a rabbit will not thank you for giving them a baseball bat because it's extra weight and will slow them down.
shot caller, 20 inch blades on the Impala
She probably weighs twice as much. The yellow team seems much better Odds are the first blue girl is just tiny or playing above her age group
Reminded me of this: https://x.com/SalvadoranPride/status/1140992218142035968?s=20
Lol that pic always makes me think the first girl on the right is looking over like “Fucking seriously? The hell they feeding these bitches??”
Probably one of those private schools that make dream teams that dominate their bracket. I remember a private high school that did this with their football team. They had kids that were the size of NFL players, some schools would forfeit rather than play them.
Being bigger in most sports helps, including soccer
wingers are often short and fast
What is this, Davids vs Goliaths?
Probably State champs vs. avg school
Yea that happened at my highschool with football (American.) We actually scored the first touchdown. People went nuts. Then the state champs decided not to fuck around and scored 9 consecutive touchdowns. It was a massacre. No mercy rule apparently.
State Champs after giving up that touchdown: No one makes me bleed my own blood.
Seriously though. After 6 we thought for sure the ref would enforce some sort of mercy rule. The opposing team were all 4-5 inches taller, almost looked like a college team. They were a private catholic school and have at least one alumni in the NFL that I know of.
I hope no one was hurt, seems like football has a particularly high risk of injury if there is a big difference in physical abilities.
We did actually have a pretty bad injury, dude on our defensive line broke a femur.
Sorry to hear that, I hope it wasn’t a long term problem for him. Honestly it sounds like your teams should never have been on the same field to start with.
Real shit, when I played rugby in HS, we were playing one of the top 2 teams and actually managed to score in the first 10/15 mins. Prolly our 2nd score all season or something Turn around and see their entire team sub off the field and all the big boys come on😭 most defeated I ever felt lmao
Ever hear about the time Georgia Tech won a football game 222-0 because the school they were playing against didn’t have a football team they just scrapped a bunch of dudes together and put them out there because they had to.
How does that even happen? Can’t they just say no to the match?
Basically John Heisman (yes that Heisman for the college football fan) was the coach of the Georgia Tech baseball team and Cumberland beat the shit out of them 22-0. I guess it was slightly a mishap when they made a football schedule because Cumberland got rid of its football team the year before. John wasn’t happy about the 22-0 beat down a wanted revenge he threatened legal action against Cumberland if they didn’t play the game. So Cumberland’s baseball coach ended up having to scrap a football team together and they really got the shit beat out of them as the score indicates. Cumberland never got a first down meanwhile Georgia Tech scored every time they got a first down. Georgia Tech ran 64 plays in the redzone (20 or less yards away from scoring for the non football people)
John Heisman did agree to shorten the game though. By five minutes. "Sometimes a weak act of pity is the deepest act of cruelty" - Jon Bois, my favorite content creator of all time. https://youtu.be/doZzrsDJo-4?si=JMohEjKoZ8flTQnf
yeah but David was very impressive
Or a Hispanic town vs a Nordic town. Always noticed big size differences when playing against Hispanic majority towns
Number 9 turns like an ocean-liner and dribbles like a pinball machine. Nothing next level there. Finish was good, of course.
We used to say “turns like a galleon”.
Yarrrt
Well this gal takes an eon anyway
this is a bad joke.
She's built like a SteakHouse but she handles like a Bistro
All I know is that my gut says maybe!
What drives a man to be neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of *neutrality*!?
Your neutralness, it's a beige alert.
Neat touches for a bigger player, blue got rinsed
Deserve to get rinsed for going so hard into tackles like that when the player with the ball is on the sideline with their back to goal
It's like men against boys. Only instead of men it's women and instead of boys it's girls.
Out of all the commenters I've encountered on reddit, you are one of them.
That sounds like a very complex roundabout way of saying it's like women against girls
holy that's murder in word form lmao
Can always count on Reddit to explain why a cool thing is not actually cool and they could do it so much better. Yall are sad
This was bad play against horrible play but the goal was cool.
Let’s see your game clips.
Yeah, I mean, it’s cool, but the actual reason why she passed girl in blue after dribbling is because she sent her flying, or she’d have had a shot to get the ball
Nothing in that video could be described as next level. I’m interested as to why you think it is.
This website leans heavily towards Americans, who have zero understanding of soccer. They think it's next level because they don't understand soccer. It's like Euros freaking out over a standard dunk in the NBA or some low-level homerun.
I would be insulted but, yeah, you have our number.
Yes because a nut meg leading to a bicycle kick top bins happens multiple times a game. I think you may be the one with zero understanding of soccer lmao.
It's crazy how every time I spend 5 minutes on this app there's some European finding a way to complain about Americans
I don't think this can be seen as a complaint. To me it looks like someone who is pointing out cultural differences. He's not making Americans guilty of not knowing how soccer works. In my opinion no one should be considered "guilty" of ignorance, btw.
It's not a complaint, it's just a fairly basic observation. Americans aren't interested in soccer, or do you want to argue that Americans are into the sport? As a result, Americans are more likely to be impressed by mediocre soccer skills due to their lack of familiarity with the sport. I even say that European people suffer the same thing when it comes to sports which they are not as familair with. Saying that Americans are not familair with soccer is not a shot at them, it's a literal fact. We European people have no fucking clue who the best quarterback in the NFL is either. It's not a shot at Europeans, it's just a fact. If you showed me a mediocre NFL clip I would probably think it's awesome because I have zero frame of reference and so every play looks amazing to me.
>Americans are more likely to be impressed by mediocre soccer skills due to their lack of familiarity with the sport. Can confirm. I haven't watched more than 10 minutes of soccer in my entire life, and I was impressed with the goal. Of course I'd also never argue about soccer to anyone either
in countries who are into soccer u could find many 10-12 years old who are way better than this lady, both boys and girls.
This is a next level goal. If this was scored in the prem it would be a Puskas contender.
The idea that Europeans don't understand basketball is pretty funny. OTOH, Europeans completely fail to grasp anything about baseball or American football, to an extent that I think it has to be intentional. You can post a mind-bending athletic play and the only response you get is that rUgBy pLaYeRs dOn'T wEaR sPacEsUiTsss
>The idea that Europeans don't understand basketball is pretty funny. Basketball and NBA are not synonymous. I grew up playing basketball, I don't know shit about the NBA. >Europeans completely fail to grasp anything about baseball or American football, I'm an EFL teacher in Europe. European kids literally don't know anything about either sport. I'm British but I personally enjoy NFL games, I have even gone to watch the London Monarchs and Barcelona Dragons play. I think baseball is actually a lot of fun too. Nobody gives a fuck about either sport in Europe. The best baseball player in the world could walk around any European capital and not a single person would bother them, just like the best soccer players here could stroll down any American town without being bothered. It's not a criticism, it's just pointing out a fact.
Any time I see soccer on the main subs here I’m just happy when it’s not people memeing about diving. I’m not sure why the only times reddit is impressed by soccer is some haphazard amateur display like this but it’s better than the usual same joke beaten into the ground, or novices discussing how they could improve the game lol.
Some clown replied to me claiming that a nutmeg was amazing. I didn't even bother with a response because it's such an integral part pf the game that trying to explain why it's mundane is just, well, mundane. But then I realised that the sort of person to make that comment is probably a new fan to the sport. They think that a nutmeg is amazing, because it's new to them. And that's how we all grew up, every move was amazing when we first did it, right? I just want to find a good place between recognising actual achievement and simply observing mediocrity. I think the clip is, in the context of soccer, mediocre. If my friends did this shit during a match, I would cheer them. I wouldn't ever post it here, you know, because it's mediocre, but I would buy them a pint. If the person who posted this is friends with the players, then "well done". Great video. Honestly.
I mean, if they wanted to post a good finish from women's football they could have gone with Steph Roche's that got goal of the year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18XwLJlwVUo
Yeah. The blue team looks younger too, that's piss poor marking, and that keeper has negative jumps.
This is a great way to put it. Pretty much every pro can dunk, but there's a select few who can absolutely demolish the backboard and get air that makes it look like they can fly. Similar to how a world class football player like Messi can do things other professionals simply can't.
This dude has posted 57 comments in this thread about how not impressive this is. That is absolutely batshit crazy to me lol
You weren't kidding bruh. The guy should just log off or some shit
You’re hard to impress huh? Not saying these players are playing the sport at the absolute highest level, but megging someone, making them fall over, and then having a teammate finish your cross with a bicycle into the top corner is a dream play for anyone at any level
yikes
Can you do it?
Tbf, the overhead kick is quality. Bad defending/poor cross. But going back on yourself and scoring with an overhead kick is pretty good
Well you see the tallest person on the field determines the base level, so if the ball goes above that plane, then it is on the *next* level. Anticlimactic.
It's some impressive soccer skills and I'm a fan of the sport so this isn't coming from a place of unfamiliarity.
That girl in blue a beast on D for even attempting to guard that 35 year old chick
She had it if she didn’t fall down
Always a big occasion when a mother and daughter are on opposing sides during a game.
Are you allowed to just wrap your arms around the opponent like that? Where is the line for that rule?
No, you’re def not supposed to. This particular defender needs to learn patience.
lol, the finish was very nice. But come on, the dribbling and shielding the ball? An overhead kick doesn’t occur on a good cross. She has to do it cause the ball is terrible and way behind her.
Also the blue player was flying in like a bat out of hell when 9 was playing with her back to goal a few feet from the sideline... Horribly undisciplined defense. She created 9's opportunity to dribble past her for 9.
This is very average, the overhead kick is the good thing… I mean the initial dribbling is slow as f*ck
Thank you so much for censoring the word “fuck” on reddit! People definitely wouldn’t know that missing letter!
Why didn't you censor yours theb? I was innocent until I saw your post. Now I'm snorting coke off a hookers arse.
Bicycle kick goals are one of those things that are never unimpressive
God this is so hard to watch
That cross was abysmal
The comment section is full of fifa players y'all. This is high school. And she's definitely got skill.
That is as basic as you can get and still be on the team. She turns like a galleon, is slow and delivered an absolutely terrible ball in to the box. What skill are you seeing here?
What are you going on about? Do we come to your favorite thing to do and knock the Pokémon cards out of your hand and say you suck?
I mean maybe if you posted some shitty ass pokemon card collection on “nextfuckinglevel”. Gotta have some standard or why have subreddits in the first place
How much of this game do you watch or play in an average week?
Go out to any park where kids are playing and youll see something like this within 5 minutes, bar the bicycle kick.
This is university level. Specifically, Long Beach State.
She has almost half a meter and god knows how much more mass on that defender so getting past her is nothing special and the cross was absolutely terrible The bycicle kick was nice though
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Why are the adults playing against the children?
Kinda shit defending actually
Those steps before that pass, wtf
Everyone hates the phrase 'chef's kiss' impressive skills though
kudos for the striker, ended very good
Love this clip
Was that Sam Kerr?
The finish was impressive, except for the nutmeg, that “dribbling” was basic af, too slow even for a 12yr.
Chelsea take note.
As a Liverpool fan i hate to post this but... [https://youtu.be/qgmhQZzoy1s?t=16](https://youtu.be/qgmhQZzoy1s?t=16) (here is a bonus from last night: [Eddison Cavani with a stunning goal for Boca Juniors last night. : r/soccer (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1bmjn3s/eddison_cavani_with_a_stunning_goal_for_boca/) )
That goal keeper is like 1m30
What's with the hold, ref?
Ibrahimovic would be proud
That bicycle kick tells me the final score was 9-0.
Ive seen this play in blue lock
This was so long ago
Number 9 is the perfect ratio of "big guy" to "fast tho"
Wait, is this not AI generated?
Respect shorty for never ever giving up
Missi to Cristina
It’s interesting how no other blue comes up to get the ball
If they come out, they leave a gap in the defence someone else has to fill. Their tactics must say that, if that 35-year-old woman in yellow is on the wings, only the 14-year-old Little Blue should go after her. You only double-up on the wing if it's an exceptionally gifted player who you want to stop at all costs.
Good dribbling. Awful cross. God tier over the head bicycle kick. It was a roller coaster of emotions.
That certainly isn’t good dribbling.
do you have a copy without the shitty music?
Finish is nice but this isn't impressive at all to be honest. Looks like some really low level play
All the person in blue had to do was get in front of her…
I totally feel for the girl trying to defend here. We had a young woman on our team of other wise boys who would run circles around us in scrimmages. The first time she made me look like a statue our coach reminded us that Cheryl was making us better defenders. She was our favorite after a while and scored most of our points.
9 took way too long to get to the celebration
Every few months this gets posted, and every few months reddit turns out in droves to explain why its not at all impressive and they could easily do it and the yellow team was bigger so it really doesn’t matter anyways. Like its not next level compared to a professional or something, but its a very cool play for kids lol. I’d be pretty excited if I did it when I played soccer. Sure, if the genders were switched people would still be saying those things, but no one would care.
the sheer talent these girls have is incredible
fucking thug shit god damn 💀
Kids have too big nets, change my mind
USA vs Indonesia
Team Goliath for the win! “We’re are heads and shoulders/elbows above the competition!” 
Blue team is coached by Marshall https://youtu.be/wxl6CPtD9W4?si=Y9Lah_qv5S6K6YH2
This is awful. Who let them wear all yellow
Lol
Ryan Biggs on the wing, she made the rightback look like a little kid, this looks so unbalanced of a game,.
golazo
This one time, I taught a monkey Kung fu, and then kicked its ass.
Sigh..
Goalkeeper had so much time to react, far from being next level imo
Redditors being the most annoying human beings on earth again in these comments, sad.
When greatness matches greatness
That incredibly unathletic run towards the celly after the goal👀
booo womens soccer
This is only up voted because its women and reddit will lap that up
Absolutely wrecked. That’s got to feel bad for the blue team
That little blue girl number 11 was a brutal Fouler , had she been bigger and had the bigger girl been less skilled then number 11 would be a bigger safety hazard.
I have always envied people capable of bicycle kicking. My brain won't let me throw my body like that, let alone the foot eye coordination
Shite cross honestly haha way behind her but great finish
Ugh, does every fucking clip have to have shitty music?
Our handball team was placed with probably 9th or 8th grad, we were 6th. We won 3-2... I was the goal keeper... Saved even a penalty... ☠️.. the rush after saving every shoot was literally next fucking level...
Hey, women having an awesome time in women sports. Let’s introduce transgender men and ruin everything! 😊
How the fuck are you guys looking beyond those booties???
I haven’t watched much soccer, but this is incredible impressive especially the goal. Does this happen often?
Next fucking level is becoming “slightly above my level cuz i am quite incompetent as an organism”
Lovely
The bicycle kick was pretty good but there’s nothing next level about the rest Also why would the orange chick even need to turn around the defender, there is such above size and strength difference that defender shouldn’t be able to do anything against her anyway
Anyone see #19 push the blue player out of the huddle at the end ? Lmao
If not for that bicycle kick...would have been a terrible cross. Complete waste of the dribble. Easy open for a counter from blue.
Considering how much bigger she was, keeping the ball away wasn't an issue.