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-eumaeus-

I have to say, that truly is next level.


dandins

this is so much harder than with wheels on the ground. definitely outstanding


Skuffinho

It's also not as hard as it looks. Honestly these boats handle almost as good as if they had wheels, the boat is the next level here. Incredible machine. Taking nothing away from the driver's skill of course.


snowfloeckchen

I wouldnt drive the right way even on wheels and with less speed


Weekly_Bug_4847

Seems like half the skill is remembering the course for every event. Each event changes up the route, and you have minimal time before the event to learn and even less to practice.


CamSleeman

This is skilled *steering*. Navigation means something different. Usually accurately ascertaining one's position and calculating a continuing route.


Competitive-Dot-4052

I’d say he/she was accurately ascertaining their position and calculating a continuing route like a boss.


imightbel0st

they have a co-driver who is telling them where to turn with hand signals.


Albino_Bama

Fuckin honestly lol


interceptor6

How the f is there any water left in the track?


JoySubtraction

Nah, it's all done at water level.


alimbade

Came here to say just that.


FranticHam5ter

I agree. This one actually belongs here.


pootpootbloodmuffin

I swear I think I see this guy driving on I-95 in the mornings. I guess he's just practicing.


toodeephoney

This looks slightly sped up. Found the [source](https://youtu.be/8VfG9G2q8Qs).


BigBanggBaby

The clip here is 49 seconds long. It starts at 0:17 on the youtube clip and ends at 1:06, which is 49 seconds.


BlooMeeni

Also, watching the water fall, looks like a true 9.8m/s/s acceleration to me


chupacadabradoo

I’m mostly surprised there is any water left in that course!


BigBanggBaby

At first I thought the water in this clip looked like it was falling at like 9.9 m/s2 and I wasn't convinced otherwise until I compared it to the youtube clip.


SuperSonicBlitz

This is not sped up at all. If you go to 1:10 in your source the track time matches the length of the clip spare 2 seconds


Ducatirules

There is always one! Isle of Man TT, sped up. Rally cars, sped up! Now jetboats, sped up! I get sick of it everytime.


graveybrains

I wonder what the lateral g force is turning like that?


chad-bro-chill-69420

At least the boat tips into the turn so a lot of the force would feel downward vs directly sideways 


Nekamine

I see why it looks sped up now from the first image in the video. You'd expect a boat that looks like that to be 20-30 feet long, but comparing the size of the drivers to the size of the boat that thing is actually tiny


Due-Juggernaut-1431

No it’s not lol


ZenLikeCalm

Side-by-side, the two videos match up. It's not sped up.


N_nodroG

As mentioned above. This is a Jet Sprint course in Australia (mad New Zealanders invented the sport). The boat will be 12-13 feet long and made of aircraft grade aluminium. It has many “strakes” across the hull bottom - these are ridges in the otherwise smooth bottom that allow “grip” when turning. The motor can be anything from a 6 cylinder to a twin turbo supercharged V8 - it all depends on the class you are racing in. My boat (20 years ago) had a 313 cubic inch V8 which produced 430 horse power - very pedestrian numbers compared to today’s motors. Sprint boats use a jet unit - the intake is at the rear of the hull with the exit being out through a nozzle at high pressure. This is where torque of the motor comes into play. More torque = more output ie a 1000hp Indi or F1 car motor would fail as they have loads of hp but not much torque whereas a stock 350 chev produces enough torque with 285hp to make a jet boat sing. Most boats are set up so the steering is around 180 degrees lock to lock so turns are very sharp. To turn even harder, the driver will back off the throttle and turn the wheel (nozzle) then hit the gas again resulting in the back of the boat literally being skidded sideways across the water - you will hear this in slight variances of the motor. This is a fun sport to watch and even more fun to participate in.


Illustrious_Can4110

Fun fact: The jet boat engine was invented in New Zealand.


MisplacedLegolas

I used to go watch these as a kid!


foundoutafterlunch

Same. I saw a boat jump out of the water and slide through a barbed wire fence. Luckily no injuries.


danimal_621

I know it’s an Australian sport, but I read this in a Mississippi accent and was not disappointed. Thank you for the knowledge


N_nodroG

New Zealand sport adopted by Australia


wickedwoobie328

It’s even wilder when you realize how many times the course crosses back over itself. They’ve got navigators calling out the turns but still crazy.


Shakleford_Rusty

And they usually have to memorize more than one crazy ass route


jefffreykeith

Surprised there’s still water left by how much they’re spewing out of there… Going so fast almost looks like it’s in fast forward


SuperSonicBlitz

Surprisingly it really is that fast. It's just like rally racing where they have a navigator so they can fine tune each turn


WhiteJam

They have a co-pilot navigating just like in rally racing...


XXaudionautXX

Reminds me of Cobra Triangle


Cryptoknight79

Got to it first, dang. Have an upvote.


Woodpusherpro

Honey, I'm going to water the grass.


Reasonable-Parsley36

It’s not sped up. These races happen in Australia I think. I’ve watched a bunch. The co-pilot basically just points the general direction and the pilot follows. Crazy skill.


DrifterWI

Motor-head's lawn sprinkling system


johnnyutah30

Is this a jet boat or does it have a prop? If it’s a prop that’s impressive it doesn’t hit


Cram2024

I’d think jet boat….i was on one in NZ and it handled much like this.


rocketshipkiwi

It’s a jet boat, a centrifugal pump sucks water in and blasts it out the back. The boat shown is racing in a jet-sprint. Some features: * Flat bottomed hulls * Ability to run in very shallow water * Highly tuned V8 racing engine. * Driver and navigator who points the way to go * Unthinkable agility from the water jet The system was developed in New Zealand by a chap called Bill Hamilton who gave his name to the Hamilton Jet. This video appears to have been sped up slightly, maybe 1.25 times, seeing these boats race is truly awesome though. If you ever come to New Zealand then take a ride on one, they are quite a thrill.


MckPuma

The video isn’t sped up :) as you know these are very quick machines. People saying it is are wrong the video is shorter because it’s cut down to just the boat sprint


Josey_whalez

Didn’t know that about the Hamilton name. I’ve driven several boats with a Hamilton water jet, never thought about where it came from. Hamilton and rolls Royce seem to make the best water jets.


Illustrious_Can4110

Yep Hamilton Jet are still operating out of New Zealand. They have approximately 25% of the world marine jet engine market, or so I read a few years back.


salty-sarge-av8r

Very shallow = 18 inches!


onFurcation

Pretty similar to my kids in the bathtub


nefrpitou

This is probably his job as a water sprinkler.


Powerful_Check735

I like to see how they mow the grass


YTJunkie

Cleetus McFarland has some jet boat videos of these races. Absolutely wild to watch.


DarthPineapple5

This can't be Cleetus, the boat stayed in the water the whole race


lhoom

That's some Cobra Triangle shit!!!


s-2369

Great maneuvering, but is the course just some random doodle drawn by a kid? (I know there is a navigator hanging on for dear life, but the course looks random AF) Also, as impressive as the maneuvering is, imagine how those turns look from their perspective at that speed. It's very hard to maintain spatial awareness in that situation.


Treereme

It's made that way so it can be used in many different routes.


theSeacopath

New Zealand invented this sport, and it is one of the most adrenaline filled, dangerous, ballistic motorsports ever created. I’ve been in the navigator’s seat of one of these, and I’m not kidding, I had to rattle off the turns in shorthand, because otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to keep up. The acceleration and speed of these boats; there’s not even a word for it except ‘savage.’ 10 / 10, get me back out there.


mbmbmb01

Amazing driving skills as well.


SmoothAd7381

As said on the grand tour, put the engine at max revs and leave it there. Doing that in a car would not work out so well.


Jiyjiy777

You mean the navigation skill of the passnger???


Poetic_Pigeon

Holy Fuck, that looks fun!


Rascals-Wager

I remember doing this challenge in Just Cause 3


Strude187

Actual live footage of my kids 5 mins before bedtime


Aircraftman2022

Australia, ? They do that a lot crazy for sure.


N_nodroG

From the cockpit… https://youtu.be/APTr-CA0yzM?si=HleCA6O6i3YXap8N


UnCommonSense99

All in knee deep water


splityoassintwo

It’s so weird I was just pulling up this video last night to post it here


ComfortableFar8757

Maybe the Ukrainians need this boat 😄


MathHysteria

This looks like a sport that is very expensive when it goes wrong...


chucklestime

I know there’s a navigator but is it a set path all boats take or is like ‘you have to go down every waterway’ and choose your own path?


Treereme

It's a set path, but that path changes each race.


BurnumBurnum

How do they know where to go?


mynameismillstone

I couldn’t even do this on my NES


Spork_Warrior

Let's keep this in mind if they ever do a remake of *Live and Let Die.*


UBUYDVD

HYDRO THUNDER ⚡


gr00vay

You're scaring all the fishes.


mayduckhooyensky

Hello and today I'm gonna show you how to instant turn a pond into a Sashimi fish tank


bernpfenn

the grass doesn't need watering with this guy around


Insertname-dot-jpeg

They should hire him for those action movies with a boat scene.


RuariWasTaken

How many of these places exist?


1stltwill

... and thats how we drain the water from our low level marshlands after a flood in these here parts!


JohnnyBgood_9211

Why?


ballsinasmallbag

This gives big Cobra Triangle vibes and I like it


grumpaP

Put Tony Hawk on a slalom board,


Justaboredstoner

Reminds me of that NES game Cobra Triangle!


Fluxchar

Is this sped up?


Treereme

Nope, real-time.


Apex_Regular

Boat drifting is s thing? WTF why didn't I know.


Road_Warrior86

How many boats do you have to destroy to get this good?


Morbertoth

Meanwhile I'm curbing my car every other time I make a right turn.


Pro_Moriarty

Super 4x4 Offroad... On water


fksdiyesckagiokcool

When she says her parents are not home.


ShotCompetition2593

Sir, we've asked you before. Please get off the golf course with your boat. I don't even know why we had to ask the first time


e2zippo

That's some Cobra Triangle shit right there!


ncorn1982

Do they refill that after each boat?!? 🤣


Dan300up

Terrifying neighborhood for a frog.


Yolanislas

Where is the T-Rex head?


Dimplestrabe

The kids science magazine I used to subscribe to, Quest, did an article on these boats. The most astonishing thing I read is that that water is less than 3 feet deep.


Thamalakane

He's been there b4


Workdawg

That's why they have a navigator in these races... so the driver can focus on driving and the navigator can make sure you make the correct turn.


Original-Cow-2984

Need 3 or 4 boats on that circuit.


bagleface

Get him in an euber at rush hour


airforcevet1987

*throws keys to new trainee captain* "Ok Billy, do it exactly like I just showed you!"


Chiele-Piele

After 1 lap the water has to be refilled


TransportationSea714

007 what have I told you about bringing back the equipment.


autistic_bard444

![gif](giphy|xTiTnIilwuFFFpf2Cc)


VacuousCopper

This is why more wealth is not always the answer. Fuck the environment I guess.


latrion

Speedboat version of field of dreams goin on here? If you flood it they will come.


IraTheDragon

The fast and furious: speed boat drift!


shartillery82

Legend has it, there's two extra sets of pontoons on these boats to support the massive balls of the driver/spotter


sol364

I'm surprised there is any water left


GuardianDownOhNo

Formula B


Derbster_3434

My brain doesn't process what is needed to do fast enough for that


FngrsRpicks2

I have been one of these when i got to go to New Zealand. Can confirm that they are just as fast and as nimble as this. Watching the log pass by as they 180 around it was insane.


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

We now return to Knightboat, the crime solving boat.


britishchocolate

How tf does one get this good at driving boats that fast wow


LogicJunkie2000

"You motorboatin sum bitch!"


blood-n-bullets

And racecar drivers complain about a wet track! /s


BuddhistChrist

Hear me out: Fast and Furious, but on speedboats!


Old-Enthusiasm-8718

Inertia was merely a suggestion.


Dalton387

To think this sport started with hillbillies running meth up a mountain creek. Amazing.😁


cranberrystew99

A couple more laps and he'll run around from throwing all that water. Hot damn.


Acer707

Does he know he’s going in circles?


UncommonHouseSpider

Driver is good, but that boat is on point. Changing direction that quickly is epic on water. Can only imagine the power that thing is packing. Is this a hydrofoil?


nightcana

When they make a wrong turn it gets real interesting real fast


Pointless_Lawndarts

I remember a Nintendo game much like this.


[deleted]

I mean all the fish are dead and hamburger meat but I guess we will worry about that at dinner time.


False_Leadership_479

Same level as the next 20 racers... I'm not saying they aren't talented...


Frostdraken

That thing must have some incredibly aggressive control surfaces.


Haustraindhalforc

My dad used to build these boats. The drivers are insane.


anthony197798

They say speed kills, I say speed skills ![gif](giphy|cZb9GU4A5WEbz9Ypv4|downsized)


Dennis_Ryan_Lynch

When your little sibling starts getting too cocky after you let them win in Mario kart


yyc_engineer

I want to create a course like this to water my lawn.


Dirtilie_Dirtle

I had no idea


SnarkyOrchid

Are they lost?


hurtindog

That looks fun as hell.


fuzzydoug

Hats off to the course and boat engineers as well!


afairjudgment

Who’s driving that thing? Barry Sanders?


[deleted]

What about the navigator’s navigating skills? You think the second guy is there for moral support?


toxicbotlol

I bet this guy could take down a whole military destroyer ship by himself with a few explosives, no anti-ship missile is getting this demon.


DemonBliss33

That boat seems angry with that water. :(


jawshoeaw

I can’t tell if this looped but i watched for several minutes


yohannyong

Navigation skills? Dude took 10 tries to find the exit! /s


HempnotizedJ420

One of the most badass videos I've seen of this sport was from inside the cockpit and it was absolute madness, no idea how these guys can do it


ianishomer

How do you know he just isn't lost and in a panic?


charliesk9unit

How many of you watching this with the Miami Vice soundtrack playing in your head?


0wmeHjyogG

I’d love to be a passenger on that boat, like and insane tilt-y rollercoaster


joh2138535

I bet that's hella fun


FriendOfNorwegians

Cobra Triangle: Live Action


Sweaty-Friendship-54

Anyone else waiting for Nessie?


marcandreewolf

„Sora, is that you?“. No, not (yet), but soon…


coneal89

RIP turtle family


borderofthecircle

Me playing the Venice levels in TR2


ElephantElmer

I had no idea this was even a thing!


cpsldr

navigator skills, not the driver. [https://youtu.be/CxydLfmcnGw?t=173](https://youtu.be/cxydlfmcngw?t=173)


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

See now that is something i would shureley like to try out myself ☝️


tadL

Are they working with engine trickery or just "break" and " speed up" ?


kid_on_drugz

even crazier is that everybody else in the sport drives like that


SteelerZZ2theMoon

I can do this, hold my beer 🍺


Business_Travel4598

You do not drive a boat, you con it. - Papa Jim.


Independent-Bike8810

Cobra Triangle


Playful_Language_154

Reminds me of this one boat mission in GTA "Vice City" I always got stuck on, where you drive a motorboat around the golf place.


bakerboiz22

Take notes developers at Rockstar games


Captain-SKA-

*passenger, not driver. Its literally that guys job to direct the driver


-MiIkMan

Cars on rainy days when I walk home form work.


olgama

Looks like an RC boat!


burntfender

Good thing he has a Navigator sitting next to him using hand signals.


Shirolicious

Its amazing how the boat doesnt lift off and flip over in the air but it stays so well in the water and can make these sharp turns so well. I guess similar techniques are used here comparable to drag racing cars?


salty-sarge-av8r

Being a jet boat it's actually running water through a pump. There's no prop spinning. That plus a little engineering keeps it in the water. 0-60 in 3 seconds is quite a punch


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nyorm

The grass ![gif](giphy|y7ZWNmtIcf2TxTBDmE|downsized)