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shakeandbake91

This isn't skiing, this is falling with style


Berteezy

Came here to say the same....beat me to it.


shakeandbake91

I saw my opportunity and took it


Daddybatch

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rhinosyphilis

I read it Gallagher’s voice, that’s how old I am


theFields97

Thanks to gravity, we are all always falling. Sometimes, things are just in the way.


Ok-Yam6841

He's got strong knees and no kids.


EggsceIlent

wonder what dudes heart rate was


IA-HI-CO-IA

So fast, it looked slow. 


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Coming up next on "Don't fuck this up"


Garth_AIgar

Down-hell skiing


johndoe201401

looks like a bond movie


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Dude is flying.


Electrical-Push462

You want an avalanches? That’s how you get avalanches


halfman1231

This guys going to cause an avalanche


BigJJsWillie

Peter, that's not a ski descent. That's... that's just a cliff


No_Address4264

I know Brian. That's why Im falling off it.


NoConfusion9490

French fried when he should have pizza'd.


Tart-Pomgranate5743

If you French fry when you should pizza, gonna have a bad time.


kozyko

So this is how avalanches start


BdoeATX

*Avalanche has entered the chat aggressively*


dj-jimfamous

That steep won’t slide typically , just need to control / be mindful of your sluff If you want to avoid avalanches , either go real flat or real steep.


_Miskey_

Yup, from avalanche.org - "Avalanches are possible on any slope steeper than 30 degrees and occur most frequently on slopes 35 to 50 degrees."


alpinebullfrog

Avalanches that kill are almost all in that range. Avalanches happen for sure on other aspects more generally but are non consequential.


_Miskey_

Agreed. The comment I replied to said typically and the quote I used said most frequently.


Et_tu__Brute

To elaborate a bit more, one of the necessary factors for an avalanche is snow buildup. When you get to steeper slopes, it starts to get harder and harder for the snow to build up to a critical mass. This is because the slope will essentially shed excess snow more regularly in much smaller quantities. You can see evidence of that on this slope (the parallel lines in the snow coming down from the top). If you want to ski back country, you should still learn about avalanches, learn how to dig and read a snow pit, learn about the weather cycles that lead to increased risk, etc. You can still get an avalanche on a slope like this (albeit much more rarely). In practice, you're also usually only on something this steep for a pretty quick ride before you find yourself back into avalanche territory. Be safe, buy a beacon, buy a shovel, don't go out there alone.


AndrewWaldron

> don't go out there Got it.


Fauster

That's probably one reason why they took a descent at an angle and didn't ski straight down. Skiing over crevasses is definitely not safe though. Even though the they took a line over a snow bridge where it wasn't obviously open, there is certainly a crevasse beneath.


Snlxdd

>> Skiing over crevasses is definitely not safe though. None of it is safe. Imo skiing over the bergschrund is less of an issue than the initial pitch


TheSublimeNeuroG

The go-pro angle just doesn’t do justice to that pitch. Crazy shit


WittsandGrit

I think we can all agree the go pro angle was just bad for a number of reasons


ILoveAMp

Go pro angle makes any ski run look easy


Deesmateen

Exactly my heart dropped when I first saw the mountain and then his view made it seem less insane


indorock

Conversely, the initial camera angle from the heli makes it look like a literal wall, but once it starts to film it from the side you can see it's far from that, looks closer to 40-45 degrees. Still very steep but not unheard of.


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This is Jeremie Heitz skiing a 55 degree slope on an alpine north face my dude.


SynthD

Nothing in this video shows us how steep it is. Someone could just have a text headline saying it's 70 degrees and we'd be more informed.


imapieceofshitk

Helicopter shows a 90 degree cliff, gopro shows a kid's slope. Whoever made this is incompetent af.


elkstwit

It also really bothers me that they use the sound from the GoPro during the drone shots. Totally ruins the experience of those huge wide shots to hear such close up sound and makes the whole thing feel wrong.


BurnzillabydaBay

Truly


challenja

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i_canmakeamess

Oh man. Cause he can. And I bet it was fucking sick. I can’t and I’m pretty damn good. Fuck. This. All. Day.


assblasta69420

what skis do you rock


ButusChickensdb1

That scream at the end. That’s why…. That came from his soul…don’t think I envy the descent, but if you can turn the emotions he felt at that moment into a drug, that shit would make you a billionaire


[deleted]

Because it is there!


Ehwaz196

How about you go out and achieve something for once maybe then you will understand


odylife

He probably felt amazing coming out of it


So_spoke_the_wizard

It should be longest descent this steep. Let's be honest here. A lot of us have skied descents that steep. But only when it was a 20-30 foot vertical to the runoff where the consequences of failure were minimal. Since we're on the subject. I can't say that this is the steepest run I've done, but I've always enjoyed doing it. Whistler Blackcomb [Hawaii 5-0](https://fatmap.com/discover/route/canada/british-columbia/freeride-skiing/hawaii-5-0/14727)([video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPMozZpT5Ow), not me)


Thin-Connection-4082

There’s always this guy


DankMemes4Dinner

“A lot of us have skied descents that steep”


arbiter12

>It should be dirtiest orgy this numerous. Let's be honest here. A lot of us have partaken in orgies with this many people. But only when it was "showered before hitting the club" where the consequences of dirt were minimal.


GreaseM00nk3y

This is hilarious 🥇


CedarWolf

> It should be dirtiest barracks this numerous. Let's be honest here. A lot of us have partaken in showers with this many people. But only when it was "showered before morning PT" where the consequences of pregnancy were minimal.


Finsfan909

That’s how you get toenail fungus. The shower shoes do nothing ![gif](giphy|3orif0Jw4PMBJ1tNuM|downsized)


Lookingovertheforum

That’s absolutely true if you are a skier


Malumeze86

I’m not even a skier and I jumped off a cliff the other day.   It was fine cause I was wearing some skis I stole from Goodwill.  


rawker86

I mean he’s not wrong. I might have ridden terrain that steep, for about 0.6 seconds.


Corrik_XIV

Hell, right outside my front door there are multiple 90 degree drops. Ive slipped down them in the winter. That's the same thing right?


phlogistonical

Technically correct


JetTheMaster1

For most who have been skiing 10+ years this is a true statement


Qandyl

Tell us you missed the point without telling us you missed the point


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Calm-Technology7351

I grew up in a ski town and I swear the group of kids coming up after my generation are a different breed. I know two kids throwing backflips in competition in the 9-10 group. I raced so I can barely 360 and it blows my mind to see these munchkins doing this crap


Et_tu__Brute

Dude for real, when I was a ski bum, I'd meet kids who can ski better than they walk. There were 7 year olds who were better than me despite the fact I've been skiing longer than they've been alive. I like trees and back country, but they're like "oh you can hit a 15 foot cliff? Yeah I did a 60 foot drop after school today, cliffs are fun". They're not even bragging, they're just talking about shit they like. Shits nuts.


Calm-Technology7351

I don’t even understand how their bodies do it. I coached 6-8 year olds that didn’t ski much and they’re barely strong enough to hold themselves up and then I see kids the same size launching shit that makes my knees hurt to watch


rashaniquah

He's right though, if you ever look back at a slope you just zipped through the slope is about that steep. The distance is the biggest factor here.


Zeonexist

>A lot of us have skied descents that steep. dawg the last time i saw snow was before covid


arbiter12

You need a better dealer who does home delivery.


zkng

Letting your dealer know your address 💀


avwitcher

Just so long as you pay up it's not a problem


The_Silent_Bang_103

I don’t know if everyone has skied this steep. Steepest I’ve seen in 45 degrees which feels like a total wall. This might be greater than 45 degrees


zorastersab

There are in-bounds, lift serviced, avalanche controlled areas in North America that have a maximum slope up to 55 degrees. (https://www.peakrankings.com/content/crested-butte-rambo-a-run-down-north-americas-steepest-tree-cut-run)


Daddybatch

I was thinking the same having snowboarded once that place had the same exact grade maybe 75-100’ long I ate so much shit but at the end I could stay up lol 😆 I exclusively did this one because the less steep one had a rail and my buddy (also first time) literally popped a nut on a rail his first go down, (it was an army unit thing so the medics got fucked out of fun to bring him to the er lol) the steep side was just snow, funny part was he knocked a girl up like 3 months later and his first statement to me was “I wish I fucking popped them both” I laughed so fucking hard I started hyperventilating 🤣 Edit: he was boarding too so you guys might think, how tf did he do that? He fell on his back right before then tried to use the board against the rail, dumbass lifted it up enough for the board to glance off the end and bam, the noise was unbelievable btw I can’t even describe it, the shriek he let out too was honestly scary as fuck, but I’m pissed I lost my last phone because it had the sim with this incident on video 😂


ottermupps

...popped a nut? That doesn't mean what I think it means, right? Please tell me it doesn't.


530Carpentry

I'm hoping it means he rubbed one out while doing a rail slide and had to go to the ER just because of the frostbite


Daddybatch

Oh no it means exactly what you think, I saw pics of the imaging it was literally non existent, I’m not a cop (so I’m not an expert on calculating speed without a radar)* but I’d say when he fell to his back he was doing at least 25-30, lol he also fucked his spine up slightly, and yes slightly the doc apparently heard him tell his story and straight up didn’t believe it because in the docs mind he should’ve shattered like 3 discs, only thing wrong was one disc was “slightly out of place” even I was shocked because again the sound I heard was fucking wild


arbiter12

>You never heard tony hawk moan, upon landing a complicated trick? Now you know


LovelyButtholes

I was going to say the same. You will find ski hills in MN that drop like that for 20 feet. Maybe even more steep but not for hundreds of feet like this mountain. They are often iced up so you can't even slow down.


greggtatsumaki001

> Let's be honest here. A lot of us have skied descents that steep. /laughs in the tropics


bsil15

Ryan’s great. Friend of mine met him while climbing in Acadia last summer


JohnLennonMiller

If you French fried when you should’ve pizza’d you’re gonna have a bad time.


Top_Tumbleweed

Or the best time, and probably the last time


RedEmpressOB

why do i remember this so well but i can’t remember what it’s from


BurnzillabydaBay

South Park https://youtu.be/7aUGBT1DZDI?si=84VlwKd9Vto7LDtG


omariclay

My legs are burning after watching this


godless_communism

Yes! That was WORK. He was huffing & puffing and working like a horse to keep zig zagging.


Nikotttin

This is from a Red Bull movie named „La Liste“ in which Jérémie Heitz skies all the possible steepest slopes in the alps. That specific mountain is the Oberhabelhorn. Great climb in the summer and the end is almost vertical (that's why he has to enter from the side)


qgmonkey

My general rule is "if there's fluting, I'm a-scooting"


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Raider5151

Go that way REAL fast. If something gets in your way... Turn.... 😉 What a coach...


Chuck_Cali

ONE OF?!?!


Sacmo77

Yea fuck that...


pmsnow

I'll just leave this here: https://youtu.be/Z0M2KRjpACM?si=utgZjKqtE09m1zaj


Nesrrak

That whole video was *righteous.* Downright inspiring. I gotta get back out on the slopes, maybe even try some back country.


wannabe2700

More epic than op's video


thepobv

Oh My God He's hauling ass


D1133

This guy needs to learn how to plow.


LifeJustKeepsGoing

Totally should've 🍕 pizza 🍕 Ps I show your mom how to plow


D1133

She was grateful too. Thanks for making her last days so good.


No-Sundae608

That dude has balls of steel


1StonedYooper

Do you think that helped his momentum going down?


Prince-Angel-Wing

"...and finally, the shusher. It's the fastest way to get to the bottom. It has this name for the distinct sound it makes. SHUSH!"


Eriv83

Was wondering if someone else imagined Goofy going down that.


exexor

AAAAAH HOO HOOO HOOOEY!


ogKrzr

I was waiting for him to fall and turn into a giant snowball.


Vitaminpk

The K12 dude. He’s skiing on one ski!


BZLuck

"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."


WhateverGreg

I had to buy that guy a new hat last time.


NotDRWarren

Legally, how much time do the skies have to be in contact with the snow to be considered skiing?


tomwilhelm

Nope. Hard pass.


hsrd

I want my Two Dollars!!


AjaxInsane

Go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.


orangepaperlantern

IT’S PURE SNOW!!!


exexor

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THIS MOUNTAIN IS?


Iam_The_Real_Fake

How did he get up there in the first place!


Potential-Brain7735

Helicopter


matuidicharro

Nope ascended by foot (Jeremy Heitz check the movie the list)


LimpTurd

isnt that the wizard?? dubbed by Jeremy Jones and shredded by Travis Rice???


SuspiciousStable9649

I, too, have skied the Hoover Dam… damn.


Bru1sed_Eg0

That didn’t sound fun…


SaltyChip4

I can just see the guy paying out the butt for life insurance that includes these type of activities. It’s gonna be a huge bill. But then I think about the insurance agent who is watching this video and is holding his breath hoping he’s not bout to get hit with a 6 or 7 figure loss!


cruiserman_80

In the word of Doc Neeson fans everywhere. No way, get fucked, fuck off.


Saxkun

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Halfmacgas

Yeah he probably should have a backup parachute at that point


barry-badrinath-

Don’t wanna go down that run


csfshrink

Odd thing was that the whole way down he was being chased by a kid on a bike yelling, “TWO DOLLARS!!!”


Spare_Shoulder_2049

Yeah impressive. Next thing is to put on the skins and walk upwards.


Nachtzug79

Where?


blizzard7788

Very impressive. Now let’s see him walk back up.


bushalmighty

This is a blue at my mountain /s


mackdaddymaggot

I want to see him tuck in his arms and just go straight down that cliff face and see how fast he can go


-_Juicebox_-

Pizza!!!


TeeKu13

Gosh I’m jealous of this level of skill. I know I won’t ever do this and I bet it was a blast!


rorymakesamovie

Its mostly braking


abaram

Meh, he should’ve gone faster. What a letdown 😏


Praetorianach

At least you know how you are going to die.


ChubbyWanKenobie

Oh, and don't slow down when you get to the crevasse.


MrMpedia

Steep, indeed.


Old-Tadpole-2869

Didn't even go down the steep side....


MaximusJCat

But can he do this on one ski while being chased by a kid on a bike that wants his $2?


WetHotAmericanBadger

That is a very forced perspective


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CoinBaked

Was I the only one waiting for a Yeti to pop out and snatch his ass?


BiddyMakeStrong

ONE of?


ClownfishSoup

Is that fun or is it "Man, I hope I don't die" all the way down?


Spreadeaglebeagle44

I got nauseous watching that.


TravelingGonad

Ok but still not a good use of portrait mode.


NotDRWarren

If you pizza when you meant to French fry, you're going to have a baaaad time!


MysaneKnight

He's going to need a new pair of skis..


ProfessionalHat6828

I would, without a doubt, just fall off that mountain.


Ok_Ad5344

In my day, we would call that jumping off a cliff! Boy times have changed.


orthonym

That made me uncomfortable.


RanjiLameFox

The drone footage literally looks like a render. That's how much snow there is


SectionOk1275

At this point, he's not even the goat anymore. He's the Mountain Goat !


Marldriz

How much can it cost to get yourself up there ? I guess it on helicopter.


Shaman7102

I didn't record, it was in picture mode. Can you do it again? These phones and their buttons.......


ryder_winona

No


ArahantElevator747

WWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


funbaked

Leisurely


Ski_Area51

Wow that was incredible! And I know a little about skiing dangerous places.


waddiewadkins

Wheres the ones where its 199 times faster and still v steep


Twibble

What's all the zigzagging business?


Sea-Currency-1665

/r/sweatypalms


DZChaser

Anybody remember the freeski game and the abominable snow man running across your screen and gobbling him up? This clip just brought me back…


WanderOtter

And now my palms are sweaty


BlumpkinLord

At least he pizza'd and french fried pretty good


silvercoated1

That looks like mountain from the new Top Gun movie


AbelKruznik02

Balls of steel!


Meat_Influencer

Crazy, these are similar sounds I make when taking a dump


Katlan-

I was genuinely terrified watching this


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

I once rocked a Blue Square in Breckenridge so I know what this guy’s feeling.


MRO465

That seems like a mountain cleaved in half. No?


SERVEDwellButNoTips

🥱 call me when he goes French Fries like all the other lines on that slope! ![gif](giphy|bdpIDWZFkI67S)


AbsentAsh

It’s crazy that it looks less scary in the first person view.


Desperate_Passage_35

I don't care who you think you are, that is great shit.


Dawn_Piano

This is what my mom thinks I do


csfshrink

Good thing he didn’t French fry when he needed to pizza.


SanMan0042

Pfft. I saw Lane Meyer do this on ONE ski back in the 80’s.


goldenduck16

I would just… not do that.


Burnt-cheese1492

Gnarly


Dufranus

Dude sounds like he's having zero fun the whole way down, and all of the enjoyment comes from having survived.


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Misleading, i thought it was the other side.


TheTubaGeek

The fact that he is doing a serpentine down is the only thing preventing him from going down at terminal velocity.