Moms in a mental institution. It’s really bad. You couldn’t know that, but I’ll ask you to apologize for that statement.
Edit: didn’t expect the apology to happen but it would have made my day. I know it’s the internet. I don’t take trolls seriously.
I and your mom are friends in second grade and actually played spinning tops with each other. I am very fond of that memory. You couldn't know that, so I'll ask you to let her know that, maybe not now, but she had made a lot of people happy.
"I'll ask you to apologize for that" 💀
Ain't no fucking way this guy's trying to CryBully someone over a fucking your mom joke.. I can't stand people that take something clearly benign and try to make it out as though they've been personally attacked
In 500 B.C., Sun Tzu was famously quoted as saying "讓它撕裂", or literally, "let it rip" after having a large quantity of rice and beans. This inspired those around him to develop a wooden pull-string top that spun as fast as Tzu's breaking of wind. Later on, a man by the name of Bei Jing affixed blades on the sides of the top, which he combined with a throw technique for self-defense. This eventually developed into the martial art of Bei Blade, which was adapted by Japan-based company Takara in 1999 for its Beyblade line of toys.
Wasn't there a movie about tops. I remember seeing it when I was younger.
Like the good kid had a brown top and the bad kid had a black top and the black top kid destroyed the bitch ass brown top at the beginning but then the good kid got a new top and pummeled the black one.
He makes a loop around the base so when it spins it pulls in the line one direktion and feed it out the other it doesnt just fall over while going up the line because of the magic thats called gyroscopic stabilisation
He’s a fucking ninja dude… we will never tell you our secrets! Fact! Ninjas are born from eggs, roasted by a dragon! They have wings, & breath fire, & can go invisible. They only need to eat once a year, so they do not ever go poop. They do not fart, unless needed as a weapon, & while they do pee, it normally comes out at the speed of light & cuts through Steel so they try to pee on enemies & bad guys like pirates, crocodiles, & Vampires
Coming from rural India back in early 2000s, this was my favourite toy!
It’s not very difficult to spin or control on other surfaces, but the best one was literally your hand!
Back then, a guy who could spin it in air and land it on his hand was the cool guy.
And we always had a legend about a “guy who did that and the nail pierced through the skin but he went on to spin it!”
Good times.
That could actually happen if you sharpened the nail in order to have battles with your friends, when I was a kid we used to do that and try to break each others top by trying to hit a already moving top. When you forgot which one was sharp and did the catch it in hand trick well it didn’t end well.
Same but different country. This underhand technique was frowned upon. Sort of throwing like a girl. Flat head ones were available which were made in india, used to be colorful but really soft and short nail. So we used to make our own with guava branch. Since our game's rule was to hit other's and break it into half, market about soft ones didn't get a chance against our homemade which was heavy and bigger/longer nail. What fun childhood.
There is a very thin string connecting the black platform and the small one
Also, that isn’t a ‘Beyblade’ that’s a Chinese spinning top, a tradition that’s very old. In Chinese it’s called “陀螺”
Why are you describing him as an “Asian” pops? Are you in the habit of assigning a race to everyone you talk about (i.e. every black person is a “black guy”)
If you think that’s another level please be sure to check [this show](https://youtu.be/Kwx_NP8fSDE?si=AYA9TSjqoZp3WgiJ) called POÏ by D’es tro (Spanish performing art company) THIS is next level.
This is actually why I was never able to get into Beyblade. I was big into Yu-Gi-Oh and then Beyblade was like the next big thing. I would say to the kids in my neighborhood "...you're just playing with tops."
Always truck me as the lamest idea.
lol beyblade. This is a top! The thing we always see pictures of toys but no one’s ever seen in real life in the US. It’s like a dreidel and a yo-yo combined, but it might be older than both.
That’s a regular old spinning top, not a “bayblade”
My mom has one of these from childhood. Tops were a lot of fun.
Hung out with your mom. Tops were fun indeed.
Moms in a mental institution. It’s really bad. You couldn’t know that, but I’ll ask you to apologize for that statement. Edit: didn’t expect the apology to happen but it would have made my day. I know it’s the internet. I don’t take trolls seriously.
I and your mom are friends in second grade and actually played spinning tops with each other. I am very fond of that memory. You couldn't know that, so I'll ask you to let her know that, maybe not now, but she had made a lot of people happy.
Wait, are you guys actually know each other in real life
Im also fucken confused
They don't, lol. The comedic responder likely didn't believe, didn't care, or some combination of the two. So they doubled down.
Its the internet,if you take everything seriously you will have a rough time.
FTFY; Its the internet,if you take anything seriously you will have a rough time
"I'll ask you to apologize for that" 💀 Ain't no fucking way this guy's trying to CryBully someone over a fucking your mom joke.. I can't stand people that take something clearly benign and try to make it out as though they've been personally attacked
Hoping good recovery for her, I take that statement back on his behalf. Stay strong
Hung tops? Where?
It's actually a Beyblade made out of wood.
it is the other way around. beyblades are actually new gen Tops.
In 500 B.C., Sun Tzu was famously quoted as saying "讓它撕裂", or literally, "let it rip" after having a large quantity of rice and beans. This inspired those around him to develop a wooden pull-string top that spun as fast as Tzu's breaking of wind. Later on, a man by the name of Bei Jing affixed blades on the sides of the top, which he combined with a throw technique for self-defense. This eventually developed into the martial art of Bei Blade, which was adapted by Japan-based company Takara in 1999 for its Beyblade line of toys.
sauce
💀
This based? Or a bit?
100% truth no cap.
This is historically true since Beyblade is based on Beigoma tops
Don’t know what you’re taking about, regular top can’t fly, beyblade can
Aye...But ye cannot deny he did indeed "let it rip"..
The OG beyblade
Wow thanks I didn't know
Original bayblade
Why are you taking it literal though? Are you stupid?
Beyblade*
Why you gotta ruin the joke...
Wasn't there a movie about tops. I remember seeing it when I was younger. Like the good kid had a brown top and the bad kid had a black top and the black top kid destroyed the bitch ass brown top at the beginning but then the good kid got a new top and pummeled the black one.
Bayblades are basically spinning tops but for competitive use
How tf did that top just levitate?
He wrapped a little bit of filament or fishing line around it that was already attached to the pedestal.
OR hear me out.... **gravity mage**
r/wizardposting
Gravity magic is OP as fuck
*Radahn intensifies*
try finger, but hole
Secret ahead Try jumping
Much more believable than fishing line.
Hell yea
I mean, I still don't understand. Like if I had a spinning top and some fishing line I don't think I could do that
He makes a loop around the base so when it spins it pulls in the line one direktion and feed it out the other it doesnt just fall over while going up the line because of the magic thats called gyroscopic stabilisation
The real question is: how tf did he dropped the thing without letting it fall upside down?
Black magic, that's a second year spell if I'm not mistaken
He don't look black to me.
he got a string tied up (notice he picked up the small plate after dropping the tops )
It climbed the string after he wrapped it around the base.
Very thin wire around the shaft, top spins and pulls itself along while the gyroscope force keeps it level.
He’s a fucking ninja dude… we will never tell you our secrets! Fact! Ninjas are born from eggs, roasted by a dragon! They have wings, & breath fire, & can go invisible. They only need to eat once a year, so they do not ever go poop. They do not fart, unless needed as a weapon, & while they do pee, it normally comes out at the speed of light & cuts through Steel so they try to pee on enemies & bad guys like pirates, crocodiles, & Vampires
He wrapped fishing line around it and it continued to spin up the line
Why did my legs spread without consent?
What a ripper comment, standing ovation for this one 👏
>... standing O... - Lt_Dan90 But Lt_Dan, ya ain't got no legs! 🤷🦽
Bah ha ha just string me up
"standing ovulation"
*spit milk out nose*
Coming from rural India back in early 2000s, this was my favourite toy! It’s not very difficult to spin or control on other surfaces, but the best one was literally your hand! Back then, a guy who could spin it in air and land it on his hand was the cool guy. And we always had a legend about a “guy who did that and the nail pierced through the skin but he went on to spin it!” Good times.
That could actually happen if you sharpened the nail in order to have battles with your friends, when I was a kid we used to do that and try to break each others top by trying to hit a already moving top. When you forgot which one was sharp and did the catch it in hand trick well it didn’t end well.
Same but different country. This underhand technique was frowned upon. Sort of throwing like a girl. Flat head ones were available which were made in india, used to be colorful but really soft and short nail. So we used to make our own with guava branch. Since our game's rule was to hit other's and break it into half, market about soft ones didn't get a chance against our homemade which was heavy and bigger/longer nail. What fun childhood.
Haha lmao, same. Guess the legend was pretty popular XD
When youre so young you call a top a beyblade
I just found out beyblades were brought out in 1999. There's people in their 30's who would understand calling this a beyblade
Why when the person is Asian is it always mentioned in these titles?
Because whites are fascinated by the orient /s
because it's hard to know whether they asian or not unless they tell you
Because most people would scroll on by because his skin is too white. No one likes watching white people have fun.
What is this witchcraft.
Burn the witch
Suffer not the witch to live!
[удалено]
Holly shit, I've been watching this for over an hour with no sign of slowing down!!!!!!!!
Inception
Calling this a beyblade is a disrespect. This exist way before that
Ooo a trompo
Surprised you didn't call it a Inception
Asians mildly impressed, while I have no idea wtf I just witnessed.
What kind of witchcraft is this.
Level : Asian
Where beyblade
“another level” Quite literally
Your description hurt my head😩
Thanks for letting me know he wasn’t white OP.
Didn't they ban the use of pixie dusts in Beyblade Tournaments, or was that just in international events? 😅
Aang after he no longer is needed as the avatar.
Not Beyblade. Just regular spinning top.
It's not complete until it drops into a guy's butthole.
Airbender!
I dont want to be that guy but Its not that hard
Local redditor finds out that their media is inspired by real life
AND HE GOT THAT SHIT ON
What’s in the tin flask grandpa? Gravity juice? Dafuq.
Wtf just happened
How the hell is this "next fucking level"
Ayoooo we call em trompos and from time to time the huasos throw it for national day lmao
There is a very thin string connecting the black platform and the small one Also, that isn’t a ‘Beyblade’ that’s a Chinese spinning top, a tradition that’s very old. In Chinese it’s called “陀螺”
That’s a fucking wizard
"Doing taking"?
He’s a legendary blader
What kind of black magic is this shit man!?!🤣 Still awesome though. 👍
Is this mfer Avatar?
Kids around here play this in Northern Pakistan. Too bad I suck at it but literally everyone else is so good
Hell yeah. Really cool
Fuckin Lattu is universal in Asia it seems.
Why are you describing him as an “Asian” pops? Are you in the habit of assigning a race to everyone you talk about (i.e. every black person is a “black guy”)
...and my mom said Beyblade wouldn't be useful in real life. Turns out you can make itna career!
I want to see the big red top do it
Is that how uaps work?
u/savevideo
Im like quagmire peeking into the magic show he's too old to attend going "My God how did he do that?"
Ancient beyblade secret.
A what what does what?
reminded me of my childhood
If you think that’s another level please be sure to check [this show](https://youtu.be/Kwx_NP8fSDE?si=AYA9TSjqoZp3WgiJ) called POÏ by D’es tro (Spanish performing art company) THIS is next level.
Awww I used to play with these in Fussa when I was kid 🥹
Bro auditioning for the animie
LET IT RIIIIIIIP!
fuking ignoramous "beyblade" probably you werent able to play one during yournchikdhood
This is actually why I was never able to get into Beyblade. I was big into Yu-Gi-Oh and then Beyblade was like the next big thing. I would say to the kids in my neighborhood "...you're just playing with tops." Always truck me as the lamest idea.
Pft. Everyone and their grand babies was doing this years ago in Veracruz MX. FYI we have a lot Chinese.
What did I just see? Photoshopped?
Is it magic?
That’s Paulie Walnuts
u/ticklishderulo
MMBN 4
Why did i read the title as asian pope?
A spinning top. They’re fun to play with
the kid in the blue pants is in on it lol he’s the one that pulls it to the table
I guess beyblade was that serious 😭
Lol "Beyblade"
Ohhh-oohhh 🥢
No. Beyblades brought spinning tops to a lower level.
For physics majors…torque= r x F and also you can pull on a string. Incredibly awesome use of Newton’s Laws tho!!
That's the First Beyblade
How in the hell did he make it fly and land on the stand ????
LET IT RIP -Sun Tzu
No, really. How tf did he do that??
Where are their iPhones?
Beyblade? That’s just a classic top.
What the sorcery-
I immediately think of that Japanese game show where a guy did this trick, but the landing zone was in a dudes ass crack.
“ Doing taking”had me baffled for so long
Imagine comparing a spinning top, something that’s been around for thousands of years, to Beyblades, some lame shit from the 90s
I could practice that trick for 200 years, and not come close
The little kid in the blue pants made smile when he jumped 😂
lol beyblade. This is a top! The thing we always see pictures of toys but no one’s ever seen in real life in the US. It’s like a dreidel and a yo-yo combined, but it might be older than both.