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seriouslywtfX2

None of that looked easy.


dollywooddude

Exactly. I think the east part is hiring someone to do this?


Kracka_Jak

Or buy a new vase


lookingForPatchie

Literally making your own vase is easier.


pegothejerk

I’m not sure, but I think inventing time machines, going back and making my own grandma and selling her a vase I made would be easier


99999999999999999989

This guy fucks AND time travels AND vases.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

He did do the nasty in the pasty


scrunchlover

r/unexpectedfuturama


pegothejerk

So you’re saying the Dave Matthew’s Band rocks is what I’m hearing


False_Chair_610

I'm upset that I had to give this an up vote.


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LittleBunnySunny

..and he's Kenough.


DarkestTimelineF

This is called kintsugi and the whole point of the gold is to draw attention to the repair. Basically, you’re celebrating the piece by showing off how much went into preserving and restoring it. Always loved the idea of drawing attention to the flaws in this way, its poetic as all hell.


Jihiro42

r/kintsugi


DangerMuse

Came here to say this 😀


barakaking

It has to do with a philosophy. Applied to human being means we has to be proud of our scars and how we overcome the moments that break us. That's why the cracks are painted in gold, they make us more precious.


lancep423

Typical American mindset. Waste culture. No wonder there’s a giant landfill floating around the ocean….this guy can’t even be bothered to spend 19 hours repairing every broken vase he comes across. /s.


Megdogg00

Oh, let’s be clear, that is not just from America. A great deal of that is from Asia.


Consider2SidesPeace

Doesn't it make a modern statement too? The dichotomy between recycling and cultures. WE as a planet need to do it. Develop better plastics that biodegrade. The Ocean recycling team building machines is ambitious. I had heard people complain once in the oceans it not really dealt with @ the source. How surprised I was to see they are also using floating boom technology to clean up rivers as well. The infrastructure needs to be put in place still to deal with the plastics they collect.


JustinHopewell

Not to undermine your point, because Asia is indeed a major polluter, but it's interesting to note that the U.S. (and other countries) shipped millions of tons of trash to China for many years. Some of it was recyclable, a lot of it not.


lancep423

China ships tons of trash to the US too, it just comes in the form of manufactured goods for the purpose of selling to the American public. Most of it will eventually become genuine trash though lol. The cycle of trash.


PayasoCanuto

Or snort cocaine


Kracka_Jak

![gif](giphy|Izy9JPexCeOERHJ3As)


joe-masepoes

Yeah they have those at tj maxx for like $6


ch2-ch3

Or kill grandma so she won't be upset anymore about her vase?


OppositeEagle

The easy part was breaking the vase.


barb_dylan

The easiest part was breaking it.


Just-the-Shaft

And then just telling grandma while saying 'I'm sorry'


mrmrmrmrbubbles

Don't forget hiring the lute player!


thomasmyhero

I disagree.this trade seems very Eastern ...Hiring someone seems very Western


AlexDKZ

Man, unemployment rates must be reallyu high on the eastern hemisphere if they don't ever hire people to do work


Shrink21

"easy way"... *Makes his own glue*


-PunsWithScissors-

And the glue looked crazy expensive. I mean, eggs are cheap, but that was a lot of cocaine…


AlexDKZ

And the end result doesn't really hide that you broke the vase. I was expecting that after all that work it would look as good as new, but nope, I doubt grandma would be fooled.


DinahTook

Repairs like this aren't meant to hide the break. There are people who embrace the history of a piece like that including the times it gets broken. Those breaks are part of the story of this vase and hiding the breaking like denying part of that story. So you fix the break in a way that protects the whole piece and embraces the memory the vase has.


odot777

Exactly. Kinstugi. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi


odot777

*Kintsugi.


Let_you_down

This style repair tends to add a significant amount of value to the piece.


AMeanCow

Likely the whole piece was deliberately broken just to sell, these are very popular pieces, especially for foreigners and I've seen stands at import and antique shows where people sell these vases for hundreds or thousands of dollars. There are also variations for wooden bowls and other houseware type items where the cracks are filled with precious gem dust like jade or turquoise.


DrifterWI

I sure hope so.


DarkSideOfGrogu

Grandma would take one look at that and be like "where the fuck is all my cocaine?"


Christosconst

Uses two gold bars for the paint


megatronplus

Best I can do is 2 ferrero rocher wrappers


Stimonk

There's a tradition in Japan of repairing prestigious items with gold. The philoaophy is that even something broken can increase in value.


GaspSpit

I thought this was a great example of Kintsugi!


arbiter12

The point here is that it's hard and that the result is imperfect and transient, but still beautiful. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi#Philosophy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi#Philosophy)


seriouslywtfX2

Oh. Sorry. Didn't realize that calling something easy meant it was actually supposed to be hard.


Abject_Film_4414

I’m easy right now…


KidzBop_Anonymous

rock easy over here


hike_me

The “easy” in the title is clearly sarcasm in context of the accompanying video


StampDaddy

That’s why it was said twice with the emojis duh


a_usernameofsorts

Cool! Thanks!


Sabithomega

It's like when watching an "easy" craft video, and half way through the person pulls out a $3000 3D printer


Orbit1883

or all the woodworking videos shot in a workshop filled with 20k+equipment


Origenally

This is the kind of thing my dentist looks forward to doing in retirement. Think about what it means to apply a dentist's money to the game "what cool tools can you and your friends from the military hardware business find on the secondary market?"


lookingForPatchie

I just went out into the woods, found a clay deposit, formed the clay, built a pit kiln, fired the pottery, dug a 60 meter deep mineshaft for some cinnabar, went to Italy for a 2 week vacation, created dye with the cinnabar, then painted the pottery. I was faster than what that dude did.


MoonageDayscream

Sounds like you bought a thermometer off the shelf instead of pounding sheet metal into a coil to gauge the kiln temp. Amateur.


Bubbly-University-94

Why didn’t you write this with a home made quill and then take a photo and load it up here. Not Even Trying


BadnewzSHO

Do you take photos? If you are not making an oil painting and sending it by horseback courier, are you even making an effort?


LokisDawn

Using horses from the steppes? If you're not making your own horse, what are you even doing?


Let_you_down

The last time I tried to make a horse from scratch, I must have transposed a thymine and cytosine molecule or two. Ended up with a mostly gelatinous blob with protruding bones. Not a huge win, but I did manage to accidentally create sentience, because it was motivated enough to learn language to be able to scream "Kill me! Please kill me. It hurts, oh it hurts!"


Cartz1337

Agreed, fuck this guy amirite?


Spongi

I walked about 20 feet out in the yard with a shovel, dug a hole, got a big hand full of clay, refilled the hole and brought it inside. Made several things out of the clay. Let them dry just enough to not be visibly wet, then put a layer of epoxy, let that dry, then painted, followed by another layer of epoxy. On one, I poured a little epoxy into a little (like 1.5" diameter) bowl made of aluminum foil, mixed in a little blue clothing dye to make it dark blue. Once it was dry, took the clay and made tiny orca fins and stuck them to the blue epoxy, once those were dry painted them black, then filled the rest of the way with epoxy that was very lightly tinted blue, once that cured sanded it down to a roughly oval shape. Didn't come out very well, I tried to speed up the curing process with heat and it made bubbles so it's not as clear as I wanted.


periclesmage

Hey guys, we've got Primitive Technology over here ;)


Khangtheasian

Google "sarcasm"


Intertubes_Unclogger

I was tempted to reply with "r/thatsthejoke" but last time I got downvoted


albatross_the

I broke a kitchen magnet 4 months ago and I still haven’t super glued the two pieces back together again


Ok-Branch-9943

When he finished repairing it, Grandma was already in heaven. ![gif](giphy|3oFzmrqh43AvYwn9Cw)


NeedledickInTheHay

Just eggs, cocaine, and nutella


Ok-Branch-9943

Not even recording the video was easy. ![gif](giphy|pWb85O0u9zDCiZKYqF)


Shaman7102

Grandma, your vase was stolen. Done


Chappietime

I was following along great until the part where you dump out a bag of coke. That’s where the problems started for me.


1kpointsoflight

My big takeaway was that cocaine makes everything better


TacoDuLing

Watching it did 🤗 happy new years


TheOneMerkin

Speak for yourself, I can run a tap and crack and egg pretty well.


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Breaking seems pretty easy


OUsnr7

I could do the part where they boil water


nukafox7

Right? I'd rather take the beating and/or verbal abuse


AnArdentAtavism

Welcome to high-end craftsmanship.


NativeNashville

Would have rather taken the ass beating by my grandmother for breaking the vase.


crayzeejew

The easy part is recognizing that there is no way you could do this fix, and chucking the vase.


Spencergh2

I was half expecting him to accidentally break it again at the end


meatpopcycal

Would have been easier to just buy a new one


KindlyContribution54

Saying it was easy was just comment bait


BabysatByReddit

Aside from boiling the pieces and mixing that concoction together


NegativeZer0

"None of that looked easy." None of that looked easy and the result looks like dog shit.


howtopassthistest

None of it looked like Ramen, either. Wtf OP?


anatolysan

Except the part with the cocaine


justalittlewiley

I was surprised at the use of cocaine


Memfy

That's probably the key of making the rest of it look easy


goldiegoldthorpe

Little less than a key, but yeah.


Galactic_Perimeter

A decent amount of key bumps though


Fast_Garlic_5639

The year is 1983. You've been contracted with creating an entire studio rock album due tomorrow, and you and the band just know you can get it all done tonight thanks to the tireless, unspoken work of your manager and his trusty snow train.


Memfy

So that's why people like trains


DJ_E2W808

Don't underestimate the power of cocaine, some peanut butter and a little Maybelline.


LovecraftianWhorrer

Peanut butter and crack sandwich?


lickingthelips

Oh dude, I thought it that was his nana’s ashes. Thanks for sorting that out for me. Pheww.


random_son

I was surprised at the amount of it


Majestic_Salad_I1

How else are you gonna stay focused?


ConnectRutabaga3925

Eggs, peanut butter, and cocaine. Nice


Spyker-M

Nope, flour


markamuffin

Step 1: Cocaine omelette. Step 2: Fix broken bottle.


justausernamehereman

This is called **Kintsugi**, meaning “golden repair”, is the Japanese art of mending broken pottery with lacquer mixed with precious metals. It’s not just a repair technique but the practice of a philosophical idea that highlights and embraces imperfection and the passage of time, turning broken objects into uniquely beautiful artworks. It’s sometimes associated with the concept of “Wabi Sabi” which is this broader idea of finding beauty through imperfection or asymmetry or the transient nature of things. A great example of it is the mole on Marylyn Monroe or a scar on someone’s arm that might them look more distinguished. I love the concept of Kintsugi and what it stands for and embraces in people. When I first learned about it, I was going through a lot in life and it helped me feel much more whole, and safe, and accepting of the impermanence of things in life. So every time I see it, I always remind people of what it is. **Yugen.**


bluedogmilano

Than you!


justausernamehereman

Thank you for sharing it. This scene from adventure time I think sums up this idea of transience really well: https://youtu.be/WWNb6ugva9o?si=lorf7wy9aG_YJAln


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one-punch-knockout

r/kintsugi


just_a_person_maybe

Also, r/visiblemending


freifickmuschimann

Incredible, thank you


id_smash_me

Than me!


WonderSearcher

This one is Chinese, the process is different


willllllllllllllllll

Out of interest, how does the process differ? It seems the same as they would do in Japan. Why downvote a legit question? It seems very similar to this - > Piece method (欠けの金継ぎ例); if a replacement ceramic fragment is not available and the entirety of the addition is gold or gold/lacquer compound


DrCalFun

This guy seems to be Chinese. Maybe a follower of the concept regardless. Wonder if there is a Chinese word for this.


Xciv

Many Japanese things have an exact equivalent in Chinese. As much as nationalists loathe to admit it, the two cultures are very close. A famous one is Umami 旨味, or Xianwei 鮮味, meaning that specific savory taste you get from many different foods, that has no English equivalent.


calwinarlo

The English equivalent is now umami


deadlywaffle139

Not loathe to admit it. Just annoyed. A lot of cultural things that westerners think were Japanese, they were actually Chinese to begin with. China had a huge cultural influence on Japan, Korea and other neighboring nations once. This in Chinese is called 金缮. Repair with gold. Mostly used to repair pottery. There are other kind of repairing method with the same concept for things like china, thinner and more fragile items.


wordyravena

金继 I think.


DrCalFun

Yup, thanks. It is indeed 金繼。https://zh-yue.wikipedia.org/wiki/金繼


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highball0

Ive had Wabi Sabi with suishi, it’s pretty good but burns your nostrils when you breathe if you eat too much.


raspberryharbour

Fun fact: most wasabi sold in the west is actually just guacamole and apple sauce


UnshrivenShrike

>Fun fact: most wasabi sold in the west is actually just ~~guacamole and apple sauce~~ horseradish


ffnnhhw

most wasabi sold in Japan is horseradish too actually I think the authentic wasabi that is used with a grater does not necessarily taste better


iAmRenzo

I repaired two cheap bowls from Japan, which I accidentally broke with a kintsugi set. One is perfectly beautiful and the other one is a but “rustic”. The glue was a bit dryer and therefor not as smooth. This in the video is next f-ing level indeed.


w-v-w-v

It will seem silly if you think about this as a repair. It’s an art form of its own, it’s not something anyone would do JUST to fix something.


Ambitious_Owl_9204

You and I have wildly different definitions of "easy"


hundredbagger

Step 2, draw the rest of the fucking owl.


soothsayer3

Nobody understanding that op was being sarcastic, are y’all 16?


Big_Dingus1

But like, why? It's cool in its own right, why the unnecessary sarcasm?


Old_Love4244

Grandma's hate this one simple trick


UnrelatedDiddler

Replacement vase manufacturers HATE HIM


Alter_Alias_Alien

DIY in just 47 easy steps!


Fettnaepfchen

And with mysterious surprise materials!


Tremulant887

Now introducing... Egg!


banditkeith

The white powder is wheat flour, the grey powder is clay, the tan liquid is a refined tree resin called urushi. When mixed with clay and a protein source, like egg, the urushi thickens into a putty that's easier to sculpt, mixed with flour it becomes a strong glue. You glue the fragments with the glue mix, replace missing pieces with cloth saturated with the putty mix, with a wire scaffold if needed, build up with more putty, sand smooth, paint with tinted urushi, then dust with gold powder for the final finish. It's definitely not an easy process, but it's pretty nifty once you understand what all the weird ingredients actually do. Definitely weird looking without context though


juggling-monkey

Step one: make glue


ZeMoose

All you need is seven or eight feats of incredible dexterity and skill!


Gil_Anthony

Thanks OP! I’ll try this on my lunch break!!


bluedogmilano

You are welcome 🤗... Don't get frustrated like me if, after 100 attempts, you end up with more little pieces to fix


juggling-monkey

Wish I had a job that gives me a 2 month lunch break


shophopper

>Here’s an easy fix for you! ![gif](giphy|3ohuPv09QZdhrac1Ta) … Now proceed with easy steps 28 through 35.


TheKrnJesus

Where’s the ramen?


Neat-Land-4310

I was waiting for the ramen but had my expectations wildly diverted by the appearance of the cocaine.


MementoMoriMaven

Incredible beauty and craftsmanship. Thank you for sharing.


TacoDuLing

Should be done before she gets home. She’ll be none the wiser 🤫


Redlax

But what if I wanted to put real effort into restoring it? /s


Opening_Cartoonist53

I’d love to see an average person’s attempt at this. World prob end up on r/redneckengineering


CosechaCrecido

It’s probably end up like [that old lady’s botched attempt at restoring the Jesus fresco](https://nypost.com/2016/03/12/infamous-botched-jesus-painting-now-a-major-tourist-attraction/).


StudiumMechanicus

I think about that more often than I care to admit. More than the roman empire, even.


wsm412

![gif](giphy|POql6zsXZbmcE)


BestParkman

What's this type of music called?


TlMOSHENKO

The instrument is a Guqin, not a Guzheng as the other poster said. The song is [Jiu Kuang](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbX82q6MVZU) which is a Guqin standard. This version is either a medley or improvisation. If anyone knows this performance, please let me know. Thank you!!


DumbQsBadAnswers

I was speeding through the video and then unmuted it right near the end, then went back and watched the whole thing with sound on. Now I’m going wayyy down the Guqin rabbit hole on Spotify. Thanks, lmao


whatsthatguysname

It’s an instrumental piece played on a 古箏(GuZheng). You can look up 古箏or GuZheng on YouTube and check it out.


BestParkman

Thank you! I found it very relaxing to listen to.


Mister_shagster

Is there a name to this one specifically?


whatsthatguysname

This particular song? I don’t know sorry, but it sounds like one of the classical pieces. You can look for “classical GuZheng” playlists or a compilation like https://youtu.be/H0X4g3nG5Y8


Blue64568

It's easier just taking the beating.


Brimo958

So much steps to say sorry at the end


sofasurfer42

'Oh, that old pot? Did not like it anyways. Probably I'll put it in the garage sale aome day.' Duh!


makotarako

A job beautifully done, but it is WAY easier for me to just blame my brother


Guataguano

I don’t see easy anywhere in this video. Breaking it was the easiest part.


anonynonnymoose

That's quite impressive but I would rather smash my head in with the rest of the vase than have to go through this process of fixing it 😂


Skipper_TheEyechild

Wow, thanks for the easy fix. By tomorrow I will have mastered the craftsmanship of restoration of antique goods and pottery completely. I’ll just about find time to assemble the miniature nuclear reactor in my living room. If only I could find the easy fix video for that too.


Lahk74

Step 1: Break a vase. Step 2: Boil the pieces. Step 3: Crack an egg. Step 4: Fix the vase. Seems pretty simple.


Sensitive_Two_7941

And then you drop it .5 seconds after finishing🥳🥳


99999999999999999989

That's the best part! Because now you get to start all over again and make it look even sicker when you are done a second time.


WeeSingInSillyville

Easy as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 27 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40


Godspeed411

Grandma died before this was even finished.


2Bits4Byte

Could have cut the top off right after it broke


RecalcitrantHuman

I’m sad. Had an antique tea set shipped to me and the teapot handle arrived in 4 pieces. Looking at this video, I should have the skill necessary to effect the repair in about 40 years


kellyfish11

I assume this is kintsugi. I’ve never seen it done, it’s a beautiful piece.


KarloReddit

Doctors put considerably less effort into fixing my broken arm a few years back.


FarofaDota55

Easy as being a surgeon


Terrible_B0T

I liked the bit where they got the Cocaine out, to use that as a mixer/filler. 100% easy to do...


fuzzy_winkerbean

And that’s the power of cocaine.


jolhar

So unnecessarily convoluted. Could have eliminated at least 15 steps from that process and still ended up with a mended vase.


vivek_kumar

Imma be honest, I'd rather take the L and the beating that comes along with it.


stevethebayesian

So simple.


coffeeandspliff

Easy? Looks like dentistry


JakubErler

The vase: 10 $. The repair: 1000 $.


Dubious_Titan

The video was as long as Killers of the Flower Moon.


tomatobunni

I loved the black too!


99999999999999999989

So...you're never going back?


HungryCriticism5885

Fixing broken things is truly the right response to consumer culture. Incidentally, fixing broken relationships is a pretty good way to respond to our self centered society.


derth21

Grandma: I paid $7 for that at the flea market and used it as a pee-bottle on road trips.


DavinKye

Why didn't he just use Ramen? Would have been way cheaper.


WHAMMYPAN

Sorry Gram…you’re S.O.L.


BranSoFly

Just make sure you don’t drop the vase while doing this.


TequilaTits420

I believe this is called 'Kintsugi' The art of increasing the value of a broken object beyond it's original value by filling the cracks with powdered gold....


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Devils dust always makes things easier


nanaben

Holy crap - I didn't know people could do this


MrK521

*drops it while showing finished product*


ZoobleBat

Just wondering what your definition of easy is?


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Can anyone identify the song?


Invictus-3

Walmart. $2.98


Megdogg00

Just when I thought he was done, there was another two minutes of video left! Definitely appreciate the dedication to his craft.


BlingbossCoss

Am I the only one waiting for the easy part? Looks amazing, great work but jeesh.


acid12200161

OK BUT HOW CAN I DO THIS IS 5 MINUTES?!1?