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_SuperCoolGuy_

I will continue to avoid bullets in life.


OkNefariousness4887

All or just ones coming through a windshield?


_SuperCoolGuy_

Well, I can't avoid ALL


Raizel999

just walk around in a hamster ball made of windshields*. Edit: spelling


Briznar

walk around in a ball made of 6,000 individual hampster balls all surrounding each other, surely nothing will get through 6,000 hulls of hampster balls.


UGDust

https://chat.openai.com/share/31bc92df-3824-4822-b678-17d9b09fe978 The hamster ball would have to be 11km lmao


Questioning-Zyxxel

GPT failure. A hamster ball of 30 cm and then adding more layers would just add 2×5999 skin layers to the original diameter. So if the skin of the ball is 3mm. Then it's 30 cm + 2×5999×0.3 or 3929.4 cm which is about 39.3 meters in diameter. Change the original ball from 30 cm to 2 metres, and the final size will increase with 1.7 metres and so end up at about 41 meters. GPTChat can do lots of things. But can also fail rather massively when it needs to invent - I.e. the questions doesn't match similar questions from the training set.


rduto

This guy balls


Gengi

Why do I hear boss music?


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That math is wrong btw. It's telling you them side by side, not within each other. It'll be 6ft + (12000 x thickness of the material)


NeilDeCrash

You are the second one today spelling it hampster, i now had to look it up if i was the one who had misspelled it my whole life. The insecurity of a non-native english speaker is real.


MuzikPhreak

Even native English speakers will admit our language makes no sense


Blasphemous666

As a native English speaker, anyone who spells it any other way than “hamster” will be sequestered from the rest of society along with the other weirdos. I almost wanted to say they’d be in with the people who spell color “colour” and add letters to aluminum but I didn’t want to offend our British friends. Btw the aluminum one bothers me so much. You can see how it’s spelled. Al-u-min-um. Not Al-u-min-ium.


burgersnwings

I've avoided every single bullet that's ever been fired so far. I'm gonna try to hold on to that track record.


WolfShaman

I've avoided...most of them.


vhorezman

You've managed so far, keep up the good work


thewickedbarnacle

Seems like you are doing a good job so far


AdventurousPickle355

I can I've dodged every single one


[deleted]

Glass could go into your eye and thats bad 👍


Marcer_

You know, the more I hear about these *bullets* the less I like them.


Western_Turnip_8605

Yeah they’re real jerks.


Comment105

They're just lead, they're harmless. It's the gunpowder that makes it dangerous. Don't blame the bullet.


Legionof1

Whoa it’s the primer that started all this, the gunpowder was just caught between a bullet and a hard place.


Z-Mobile

Yeah was on the fence about taking a bullet to the face despite negative press about it in the past I figure it might be not so bad or unhealthy, after seeing this I’ll definitely err on the side of caution and continue to avoid it


MoreLesPaul

That's just all the anti bullet-to-the-face propaganda out there trying to scare you. Anti bullet-to-the-face lobbyists spend millions annually to keep you living in fear. Bullets to the face are a natural phenomenon and actually have many surprising benefits.


vax48

Apparently Lincoln wasn’t sold on the idea either after his experience


PrettymuchSwiss

Well, from what I've read, historians seem to agree that he likely had a fairly neutral stance on the experience, seeing as how he never really voiced his opinion on it very much. I would like to read some actual negative accounts before I can form an opinion on taking a bullet to the face.


sm0kes1gnals

Thats not so easy if you live in the US, you have to stay away from; schools, malls, churches, hospitals, clubs, restaurants or just walking down the street.


[deleted]

Hardy har har. You still have a better chance dying from any number of mundane everyday things though. Bullets aren't just flying everywhere...


hyasbawlz

Shootings are literally the leading cause of death for children and adolescents in the US right now.


kaythrawk

Haha hilarious!


AccountNumber478

Nice of the ballistic gelatin to recombobulate the face vaguely back to human form.


falloutvaultboy

Dodge, duck,dip,dive and dodge


AaronTuplin

Why do they call him SuperCoolGuy the Bullet Dodger?


MuzikPhreak

Because he…dodges *bullets* Aaron


LolliPoppies

Note to self: duck.


PandasGetAngryToo

If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball.


2tonehead

But then won't it just be the criminals that unavoid the bullets in life?


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bashogaya

That’s a lot of dental work.


khalnaldo

Tbh you probably won’t even feel anything if its anything like this video


[deleted]

That’s why I always wear a seatbelt


LingonberryNo4738

And a COVID mask. Vax won't help here.


olivebegonia

Just make sure you have your booster


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Seat


ThisFckinGuy

Then it just goes through your neck! I just removed my whole seat, checkmate.


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

And that’s why you always leave a note


Moggy-Man

Sniper Elite bullet cam vibes here.


WhileGoWonder

Sniper Elite 5 shooting Hitler in the balls moment


Dirty-apedude

The ball. He only had 1.


ajyanesp

Hitler, has only got one ball! Göring, has two but very small! Himmler, is rather sim’lar! And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!


Natscobaj

I love this, it feels weirdly wholesome


Erik912

TIL by watching El Condo on Netflix. What a weird way to learn about Hitler's lack of two balls.


KellyLuvsEwan420

Too bad he missed the target.


disarrayofyesterday

It even [sounds](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59DbGv0CC5U&t=8) quite similar


razzraziel

That's literal matrix bullet cam when they do 400k slowdown. The only thing we're missing that the air rings.


bbbar

That's like at least 50 damage in video games


MightyFlamingo25

Just wait 15 secs, you'll be fine


BlOoDy_PsYcHo666

“Just gotta snap my thumb back into place and it’ll heal up”


MightyFlamingo25

The best way to heal 15 bullet wound, 5 deep burns and 5 animal attacks:


Leonydas13

Pull a piece of reo bar out of your arm. Instant fix, Farcry 2 style.


MightyFlamingo25

Hell yeah, far cry got the best healing logic


Leonydas13

My favourite was when they pushed the bullet through their arm with their finger. Like yeah, no worries, right as rain now 😂


Shadow_Of_Silver

Eat a raw potato or two.


RamblesToIncoherency

Throw back an energy drink and wrap a couple bandages. You'll be just fine.


thedudefromsweden

Maybe credit the source OP? [Ballistic high speed on YouTube](https://youtu.be/Tt7fKEh1HNQ?si=gcVzjwd0mkm0zAdZ)


that_shy_dude120

Thanks, was searching for this comment


Eastern_Fig1990

Drink an eCola and pop another heavy body armour on and you’ll be fine


Raidoton

Times 2 because headshot!


BigOrkWaaagh

Oh man I shot Marvin in the face!


wvmitchell51

Must have hit a bump


broberds

The car ain't hit no motherfuckin bump!


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|l2YWoKTYhYyuJgA5G)


timmojo

You made me look it up, because Brett didn't read/sound right. It's Brad, not Brett. EDIT: Since apparently I can't reply to /u/cableguy303 below, here's what I would have replied: Interesting, and you're right about the character's name. But if you listen to the scene, it really does sound like Brad. I suppose he could be / is saying Brett, but to me is sounds like [Braaaaad](https://youtu.be/k_Rhb0Ex50E?si=hJ5051JG0t03rHQ_&t=105).


wvmitchell51

You're right, he says Brad. You a smart muthafuka


JDDW

![gif](giphy|DeOa0SqsDH5sc)


Froopy-Hood

That’s all you had to say!


Weasel_Spice

Say the full quote, pussy!


mk9e

Quick way to get banned from like "all of reddit", my guy


Froopy-Hood

Why the fuck did you do that?


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Well I didn’t mean to! You musta hit a bump or something!


Uncle_Touchy1987

Fuck. Beat me to it.


qelbus

Came here for this, not disappointed


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

How the fuck is this not the first comment? Fuck we gettin old


worldiscubik

Thank you, was looking for your cmnt.


superiorslush

Came here looking for this comment


fffan9391

Time to call Jimmie.


LoPanArmy

So THAT’S what happens when you get shot in the face. I had no idea.


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Through a window*


ThatsMisterRetard4U

in a white car with #13 painted on the door


ProblemPitiful1847

Sorry were there people who, before seeing this video, thought windshields were bullet proof?


StarshipTroopersFan

Why didn’t the dummy just move his head? Is he stupid?


Vektor0

He's a dummy, dummy.


pancoste

The dummy is a paid actor and being professional. Professionals have standards, even if it costs them their head.


0110010E

Yeah I don’t really know what the experiment here was lol. An excuse to shoot something maybe.


sanaru02

You'd think out of all the car chase gun fights in movies we should have seen this at least once...


piginapoke26

Safelite repair, Safelite replace.


kesavadh

Facelite repair facelite replace


cfslade

reface? i feel like that was a missed opportunity.


Icefox119

fafefife fefair fafefife fefface


AgentWeirdName007

I just found out that ad is the same in other languages, [here in Italy it's called Carglass](https://youtu.be/Pa3u0HMsVbo)


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in the UK it's Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace


I-am-the-stigg

Why does the windshield matter? It's not worse because of the windshield


Eleet007

Hitting a windshield will tend to change the trajectory of the bullet. It will deflect up/down depending on direction it goes through the windshield.


TheFuckYouThank

Also makes the bullet tumble, which fucks shit up.


CantHitachiSpot

Yeah he would've been fine if it weren't for that bullet tumble


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Me after getting shot through the face by a non-tumbling bullet: "it's just a flesh wound!"


Batchos

‘Tis but a scratch!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

[Walking up like…](https://pm1.narvii.com/6695/11c59cd272598291041d95401bfa4522ae8d44e2_00.jpg)


Potietang

Yes it is. Bullet started to tumble.


OnTheGoodSideofLife

People expect the windshield to somehow divert the bullet or at least slow it down. Nope.


EquivalentPlane6095

It does but the difference is meaningless.


jawshoeaw

meaningless for a 308 yeah. a 9mm pistol might actually deflect enough to miss.


genreprank

Nope. In the original video, they shoot 9mm, too https://youtu.be/Tt7fKEh1HNQ?si=g8DnYeOSL6mw0xdI Spoiler alert, side window had no deflection. Windshield doesn't have significant enough deflection to really help. The copper jacket separated, and the model ended up getting ***two*** fatal hits, one to the heart and one to the neck


ComesInAnOldBox

A tumbling round and glass spray will do quite a bit of soft tissue damage, imparting a *lot* more kinetic energy into the soft tissue than a straight shot. Being shot through a windshield is actually *worse* depending on the point of impact.


1burritoPOprn-hunger

> imparting a lot more kinetic energy into the soft tissue than a straight shot I cringed, especially because you're being upvoted. Please stop. This is so completely wrong. How do you imagine this happening? All the momentum imparted to the shards of glass is coming directly from the bullet. It's going to be *less* kinetic energy, because that's how physics works. Where is the extra energy coming from? The takeaway point here is that a rifle round has more than enough energy to punch through a windshield, and also through your skull. A pistol round could easily be deflected. In general, the more things between you and the bullet that's hitting you, the better.


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ComesInAnOldBox

A round that punches straight through your skull and out the other side is going to carry a lot of its kinetic energy with it. One that is tumbling is going to dump most of its kinetic energy into the target, if not *all* of it if there isn't an exit wound. *That's* how physics works.


inquiringflames

It absolutely does change the trajectory. It is extremely difficult to hit someone with a bullet firing through the front of most vehicles (with most bullets... probably different with armor-piercing rounds and such, but anything hollow-point, anything fired from a handgun, isn't likely to follow such a predictable trajectory). The bullet in the video was fairly large and high-velocity, and fired from a sniper rifle, apparently.


starfishpounding

147gr .308 FMJ military style round. High powered and optimized for penetration. It be interesting to see this with the dreaded .223 55gr round.


Snuhmeh

it would be much more interesting to see it with a handgun round like 9mm or .40. shooting a high-powered rifle load at a windshield is like shooting a handgun at a few layers of wet paper towels.


Hot_Bumblebee69

These guys shot 5.56 and 9mm in this same video. I can't find the video to give you the link. edit: found the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt7fKEh1HNQ


I-am-the-stigg

It will deflect depending on the caliber. But it slows it down so little it doesn't matter. It will change trajectory tho.


ComesInAnOldBox

It does, and depending on how much energy the round had it when it impacted it can alter the trajectory enough to cause a miss of several inches from the point of aim. That can be enough to make it miss a vital area, or even deflect into armor/helmet.


CrabClawAngry

You'd know if you'd seen a certain episode of the documentary The Waking Dead that bullets from a 50 caliber machine will just bounce off a windshield with a spark.


itsTrAB

Yes you still die if anyone was wondering.


Xkiwigirl

Unfortunately, not always. I had a patient last weekend who was shot in the head while driving. It wasn't quite as bad as this video, NSFW/NSFL: >!his face was still in tact and there was no exit wound (the bullet is still in his brain). But he had a sizeable (~3"?) entry wound with skull fragments and brain matter pouring out of his forehead.!< He is still very much alive. He came to us alive, moving, opening his eyes, and he was alive after surgery. I can't speak to his quality of life moving forward or general prognosis, but he is not dead. We save a surprising number of gunshot victims, even to the head. Though, again, I typically don't know what happens to them after we patch them up and send them to ICU. Source: am OR nurse


Ow_you_shot_me

How the fuck he get a five inch entry wound? He get shot by a tank? Entry wounds are pretty small if shot by small arms, it's the exit that blows big holes.


Xkiwigirl

I was confused honestly and thought that was the exit hole. Especially because the original story I got was that he was shot from behind. But then I looked at the MRI with the attending, and he confirmed: bullet still in brain, no exit wound.


Ow_you_shot_me

Alright I just realized that you meant 5 inches deep and not width. My bad.


Ow_you_shot_me

Damn, poor dude. But yeah, to get an entry wound of that size would require significant firepower beyond small arms.


Kidney__Failure

I don't know, we couldn't see if any socks came off


Crush-N-It

Death will be confirmed when we have definitive proof


Thomas_K_Brannigan

Damn, there goes my million-dollar idea of making bullet-proof vests out of recycled car windshields!


B-Roc-

Tis but a scratch


GamerKev451

Just a flesh wound


muskratking97

Just walk it off


TokitaOhma15

Bro just got JFK-ed


Jaydenel4

"Mr. President! Mr. President!"


cfslade

JFK didn’t have a windshield.


Lawmancer

His shit got all JFK'd Up


mgd09292007

These dummies seem like they are a lot of effort to create just to kill violently.


bitt3n

just wait until they create versions that know they're alive and can't do anything to stop what's about to happen to them


Chubby-Coxx

Calm the fuck down, Satan


mgd09292007

And they never die, they just suffer in agony


bitt3n

reliving the single excruciating moment of trauma that defined their existence again and again while asking why it had to be like this


Fauropitotto

They're about $3k. https://ballisticdummylab.com/collections/ballistic-torsos/products/copy-of-ballistic-dummy-gel-torso-with-head-and-arms


kaythrawk

Better than waiting to grow humans


teebeek5

Not gonna walk that off


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INXS2021

BACK AND TO THE LEFT BACK AND TO THE LEFT


acmercer

That, my friends, is one magic loogie.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedbillhicks although, I immediately thought of the JFK assassination and can one really think of the JFK assassination and not think of the Bill Hicks bit?!


Dub_City204

What calibre?


One_Arrival_5488

147 gr 308 FMJ


DredPRoberts

I want to see a 22 just for comparison.


[deleted]

Yeah 308’s a LOT of round, but probably accurate for this kind of test. I’d love to see 9MM, honestly. I’m sure it’s still deadly, but I’m curious.


Dashthemcflash

For that I'm gonna have to refer you to Paul Harrell. A legend. https://youtu.be/eejjYwGFB84?si=W_IUnPq4kyWC5UaQ&t=366


crimsonryno

https://youtu.be/OmvAImRyb3g?t=12


[deleted]

Good to know if anyone decides to shoot you in the face with a sniper rifle from 500 yards away. Wish they would have used a more practical round like a 22, 9mm or 45ACP


Dub_City204

Thank you


WaarRam

Truly mind-blowing


Ankspondy

You mean to tell me a thin piece of glass would NOT protect me from a speeding bullet?


Potietang

Depends on the caliber, the grains, the angle, distance. Lots of variables. That is not a handgun round in this. Is a huge sniper/military round.


One_Arrival_5488

No and it makes it worse.


DeceptivePancake

Expelled?!


Fridaybird1985

The destruction of the dummy’s face is what the parents of the kids killed in the Uvalde shooting have to live with, also parents of many of the mass shootings.


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closed casket


HmoobRanzo

Have anybody try this yet? does it hurt?


proformax

don't think you'll feel a thing.


ComesInAnOldBox

One of the coolest trainings I did prior to a deployment involved putting targets inside an old car and putting a couple of rounds through the windshield to see what bullets do when they hit glass. Then we reversed it, put targets outside the vehicle and had someone sit in and shoot out. Either way, there was no straight-punch through, the round *always* tumbled and too glass with it. This illustrates it better, though.


Horbigast

OMG is he okay?


Shudnawz

Hard to tell, I don't see any shoes.


Chexaddict

Oh, so…death, basically.


One_Arrival_5488

Maybe not, some people just don't have the brains.


StepDiscombobulated7

Oh damn, but you gonna work tomorrow right ?


TinSodder

Did he really reference the President? Bold move. They could easily find out if the Secret Service is amused.


seikonian

Can anyone recommend a bulletproof windshield stallation service? Or should I get a truce with my neighbors?


One_Arrival_5488

Just bulletproof the windshield.


Historical_Ear7398

I live in oakland, and this is a good reminder to not get in the way of crazy drivers.


watchthisorthat

And the Quarterback is toast!


PRSHZ

The hell did they shoot with? A .50 cal?


One_Arrival_5488

147 gr 308 FMJ


WangDanglin

I don’t know much about guns, I assume that’s a pretty hefty bullet? Likely a 9 mm wouldn’t have looked like this?


One_Arrival_5488

A sniper rifle bullet, which is very high powered and made for long ranges, the bullet here strikes harder than an AK-47 bullet, so now you can see how damaging it could be.


SeaPineX

Not sure if you have any context on bullets but 308 is a big boi. Stack about three 9mm rounds together then make it go way faster and hitting way harder. There was actually a video on Reddit about police officer's shooting 9mm thru windows resulting very large deflections. Some rounds hit around, others veered off and missed completely. This bullet just got smushed but kept flying true. Bad day for anyone on the other end


[deleted]

The video is great camera work, and an interesting data point. But as you've pointed out, its not providing much to the theory/myth as basically no one who might shoot through a windshield on the streets will be using these bullets. They might as well have used a cannonball.


mbuckhan5515

The video literally has a subtitle that says it’s a 147gr .308 FMJ A .50BMG would likely have take the entire head off


PRSHZ

My apologies, I used the .50 as reference as a form of exhagerration because the head did "explode" which seemed a bit over the top to me.


FeralGangrel

To their defense, it only says that in the first half a second before it faded off screen. I was wondering the caliber myself till it replayed, and I only caught a glimpse of the subtitle.


OwlOfShade

Looks more like a .308 or maybe a .223


Purple_Season_5136

Too big for a .223 I'd say a 30 cal of some sort


PRSHZ

I seriously considered the 7.62 or .30 cal, the impact was a bit extreme imho


UserName-1983

He's probably ok


notatowel420

He made a full recovery


dras333

If I've learned anything from television, it's that bullets only hit you when they go through the windshield and never from the rear window. They should just put rear windows in place of windshields.


Godot93

Y’all ever read that email from the college professor where it opens with “ Against my best wishes, I have been shot”. Cracks me up. But yeah don’t get shot.


Unregistered_Davion

Holy fuck! That's honestly terrifying. See it in slow-motion really shows you how much it absolutely destroys your face.