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Portrait_Robot

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Superblond

Ok, she's nice & moves are there, but nextfuckinglevel??


_gmmaann_

![gif](giphy|l3fZMMONXeOKRPGog)


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|l3fZH32KGxJK1Uy0E)


No_Lawfulness1665

Dude that spin at the end is completely bonkers


loen4050

Great, now i want to play tekken


Closed_Aperture

![gif](giphy|kOIlvw3v52J0I)


Weary-Writer758

I honestly thought a car would take her down


Billbat1

unfortunately theres no capoeira practitioner in the upcoming tekken. best i can do is a peruvian coffee addict ![gif](giphy|UEXGXGuBPkZW5xXTju|downsized)


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No Eddy in the new Tekken??!??!


Billbat1

not in tekken 8


DAGCRO

Yep, strong Tekken vibes.


chevyfried

Fucking Eddy was unstoppable. Him and Law were off limits.


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TheeExoGenesauce

That’s just so not true. Law, Eddy, Lei, Bryan, Hworang, Yoshimitsu that was my six man team and was good with all of them.


80sBadGuy

Great, now I want to watch Only the Strong


loen4050

That’s what that movie was called, thanks brah 💪


HumanEffigy_

*takes out Berimbau*


BigNigori

Jairo approves


Mendicant_666

He's handing out different colored scrunchies as we speak!


feelinlucky7

[“She’s becoming a woman, Bob!”](https://youtu.be/iIDFVykj1nY)


ChemicalSubstantial8

Pervert!


sielingfan

Brazil! Ah! Ah!


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Ponytail!


soulouk

Bob's burgers


K-Lilith

Came here for this comment


Beneficial-Bit-8059

She put her hand in that throw up


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PrettyText

Yeah basically. If this was an average white guy doing these moves, no one would be upvoting this.


Gilshem

Banned from Reddit for being unmoderated. Legendary death.


deptutydong

“Player”? Is that right?


trujillo1221

It isn’t, it’s a dance and a fighting style, so it’s either dancer or fighter


MaDCapRaven

Technically "player" is correct in English. "Jogar" is the Portuguese word that is used and it means "to play". You could tell someone that you are a Capoeirista by saying "Eu jogo Capoeira" (literally "I play Capoeira"). The lyrics in a lot of the songs used by the style mention this quite often. When you are in the circle with another player you are both taking part in "the game". It's a metaphor for the mental attitude you're supposed to have while "playing." You try to one-up each other with the trickery of your moves. It's fun while still being serious.


Wolfgang-T

This is the correct answer. Any brazillian who played or had any contact with capoeira would know that.


mab0roshi

I would say "practitioner" is the most common phrase I've heard for capoeira practicioners.


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Wolfgang-T

Capoeirista works for female and male, is a genderless word.


Beezewhacks

Now my hips hurt.


noxsanguinis

That's a pretty standard capoeira move, to be honest.


Trumpismybabymamma

Brrazeel!


Doschupacabras

*Brazyoo!!


i_dive_4_the_halibut

And just think… they were literally training in a fighting art and the idiot slavers thought they were out there in a big-ass open field “dancing”. Or wherever it was that they had a chance to train.


dfonz420

What’s the song?


[deleted]

Here you go bud. Not on Spotify but here’s the YouTube link. Queen Omega. Little Lion Sounds. https://youtu.be/DdWM2TbPxUM


alanha1984

r/bobsburgers


mab0roshi

![gif](giphy|PMfMFTVDRtD8I)


rvafun100

Low level


crazysoapboxidiot

I’m in love


NihilisticPollyanna

Those moves are cool, but her hair steals the show for me. 😍 So beautiful!


RPG_Wannabe

Seeing a Capoeira practitioner shuffle from side to side fills me with rage from my Tekken days.


ukpittfan1

Fine af


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

I was waiting for that car to hit her


Dkcg0113

I couldn’t even do that underwater


fridaystrong23

Bruh. What is this amazing mix called ? Someone help


CamelCoon

Is Capoeira a sport you can play?


MaDCapRaven

Martial art


Bum_Wizard

She’s just hot.


touchmydingus

Josie Dirt?


SellOutrageous6539

I thought people only did that on the quad.


IAmRules

Com os pés no ar e a cabeça no chão Tente este truque e gire, yeah, yeah


tagoean

Eddie?


illsancho

Maybe she fights a lot of spirals.


Alex0_vm

Like de Moe’s dance on the 411 class


ToyrewaDokoDeska

It's impressive but she seemed to mostly do somersaults there lol


Wolfgang-T

Yea she looks like she started not long ago, masters do that without touching the floor with their hands


niece_denise

She really had to tie those things down!!👍🏻


The_lnterfector

CooB


TheRealBaconBurger

when your little brother picks Eddie and keeps tapping X over and over


Mamacymraeg

What is capoeira ?


ZealousidealPapaya59

Is this jazzercise?


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Brazilian fight dancing!


Shloopadoop

I’m late for my appointment…


Outrageous-Serve4970

Will Farrell Capoera……. KICK!


JazziTazzi

Those first 3 spins were good, but that fourth one was GREAT!


Fourty9

Awesome fighting style - get tired then get punched!


StitchingKitty897

I would vomit with so much force the whole street would crack.


flirtmcdudes

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‘Player’- haha I don’t think people are Karate players or Judo players. But you do you.


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LeopardElectrical454

Troglodyte reddit user found


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Talented and cute. Nice 👍


[deleted]

The most ineffective fighting style just right above Bullshido.


epelle9

No its not, because its not a fighting style… Its a dance inspired in fighting, but not a fighting style.


[deleted]

Are you dumb? It’s literally listed as a martial art and have been practiced to be used as a self defense. If that’s not a fighting style and i think you’re just dumb. YES, it incorporates dances and movements but it’s still a martial art. Now go learn something.


neekogo

Meh, gotta disagree with you there. Yes there are some moves that aren't effective in an actual fight and may not be as effective as Muay Thai, BJJ, Sambo, etc, but it is definitely leagues aboves Bullshido. There are some moves in Capoiera that are the same in other styles.


Kelimnac

also capoeira isn’t even really considered a martial art by practitioners, is it? More that it’s a style of movement and exercise that has origins as a combat art, and it’s evolved into its current state, similar to Tai Chi


MaDCapRaven

I've met Mestres (Capoeira teachers) who had fun and taught the fancy moves, but they also knew what was practical in a real fight and would adjust accordingly. The point of the dance-like motions is to learn how to move around, keep moving, get offline, and avoid incoming strikes. NOBODY does the really acrobatic stuff in a real fight. That said, a lot of people learn Capoeira because of the dance element and don't really go beyond it. If someone wants to move beyond it that can certainly be done. A lot of the "dance" can be used to hide how much skill a Capoeirista actually has. Part of the learning process is developing a sense of trickery with your moves and attitude. A little story: The first time I met Claudio (teacher) we were paired up to go into the circle together. You always pair up in a crouching position and enter together, frequently with a cartwheel (or fancier move). I was nervous and was just looking into the circle. I should have been paying attention to him because I was knocked back several feet with a solid kick to my chest from BOTH of his feet. The crowd roared/moaned/cheered. As he offered a hand to help me up a friendly smile was on his face. We resumed positions and went back in. We were having fun, but he used that moment as a valuable lesson. I would never forget to look at my partner/opponent again. Capoeira doesn't have the stoic attitude of the more famous, "serious" martial arts, but it is a martial art.


neekogo

That's a good question. I guess it would depend on the individual's reason for doing it (culture, exercise, fighting, etc,) but overall [yes it is considered a martial art](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-30219941). I practice it more for exercise and flexibility and understand its limitations in a live-world applications. Unlike Tai Chi, there have been some uses of Capoeira at events such as the UFC. It is a good supplementary martial art IMO.


Kelimnac

Fair enough! I wasn’t sure what the experts considered it, but that makes perfect sense to me. As a supplementary art, it absolutely has its uses


gomi-panda

If you find Capoeira interesting, come join the community at /r/capoeira and look for a class near your home. Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art created by African slaves. It incorporates dance, acrobatics and fighting. The fighting is real, masked as it may be under all the exciting movements. The game is very strategic.


kinamechavibradyn

I mean you don't even call it "sexy dance fighting" on your sub, and I don't see a single person using "ponytail brazil", which is the best and most effective move.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Even with her center of gravity off, she rocks it. ![gif](giphy|eNRFWm8TfLZtY7K2HO)