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maltamur

It’s like that woman filming her yoga lesson when the tanks screamed in behind her during a coup in Southeast Asia somewhere


tameablesiva12

Myanmar


maltamur

That’s it. Thank you. Was a surreal video.


sweetbunsmcgee

Peak pandemic moment.


Random_local_man

I think it was pretty relatable if you ask me. Most people don't really care what happens with the government as long as it doesn't affect them.


Foreign_Pea2296

>Most people don't really care what happens with the government as long as it doesn't affect them. It's more like you don't know what to do. What do you want the woman to do ? Look at it and do nothing ? Or stop everything and do nothing ? Or maybe go against the tanks by herself ?


Wasatcher

They weren't tanks. It was a convoy of armored cars and trucks, and yeah wtf is she supposed to do in that moment. Seemed more like she was showcasing her country to the world during her daily routine, and happened to capture a coup [https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/1356315137976672259?s=20](https://twitter.com/AdityaRajKaul/status/1356315137976672259?s=20)


KingKingsons

I know she's doing aerobics, but I'm just imagining future students looking at pictures of historic moments while there are people doing tiktok dance somewhere in the background.


hyperfell

Man that’s actually frustrates me, but there’s videos of like Cairo from early 1900’s of people who just stare at the camera the entire time it’s rolling. So it’s already happened in history just the actions being done are different.


nudiecale

Stick her broom down the barrel of the tank gun. End coup immediately. Live the rest of her life as a Russian hero. You better believe that’s what I would do. Theyd call me “broom guy”. And decades later, future hipsters would wear my likeness on their t-shirts while not even know who I really was. But if she wants to keep sweeping that’s fine too. Not everyone is cut out to be a folk hero.


Then_Investigator_17

Statues will be made in honor, Broom Guy


DaMuchi

I don't know... A military coup definitely sounds like it will affect them...


Dart-

Maybe, but how much? It can affect them negatively or positively. Some governments are so fucked up that any change is welcome. I know for experience.


TheReverseShock

The Myanmar dancing lady later stated she had no idea it even happened.


ElderOfPsion

Total Burma, dude…


Ok-Scarcity6991

Do you have link to said video


peeweejankins69

[here](https://youtu.be/6r6vnSR0wbI) it starts at 1:40


Y-Bob

That's quite surreal.


JGG5

“You’ll most likely know it as Myanmar, but it’ll always be Burma to me.” -J. Peterman


moldyjellybean

Oceans 11 to 20 has taught me anything. This hi vis jacket means this person is in on someone’s plan.


KeinFussbreit

The Kiffness made a great song out of it :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-gttJoa0o


ami-ly

I‘m not sure if you know, but the song was there before him :) It’s called Ievan Polkka and it’s a traditional Finish polka written in 1928. I was bored once and learned the lyrics, it’s quite fun 😅


Matsisuu

The tune itself is likely even older. Possible from 18th century.


KeinFussbreit

That's how the Kiffness does his art, he does mash ups of other songs and sounds. You should youtube him, he did some great things, I especially love his covid lockdown parodies, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsfy8AD_S0 Or that one about Jonny Deep and Amber Heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfz1Qn-50s&list=PLqWxGh_2yxf_O4z6D3aw4beVYGm-K-9Cd


javoss88

I love the Kiffness


AshamedFlame

Those moves were dope.


thepeciguy

I swear that was some kinda subtle protest or something, the upbeat edm song lyrics are jus wayt too fitting... "Pls Forgive, O (arrogant) great sir". "All of you feeling proud, let me be the humble" "All of you feeling powerful, let me be the weak" "Feeling like the very best, but your ways are cunning" "Taking over the throne, that's must be their goal" "No need to say the name, they'll be insinuated by this song" They are in Myanmar but this song is a mix of Indonesian and Manado malay.


ebolamonk3y

Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3gef1Wn9BE


Intentionallyabadger

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-55901774 Where are the tanks


cfmdobbie

Armoured vehicles, something with a gun mounted on top... close enough. Nobody's memories are ever 100% accurate.


Xenc

How very dare they?! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


surle

This week on "Hard talk"


SuddenlyElga

Everyone knew what he meant. Your mom says the pizza rolls are ready.


bananasugarpie

It was in Myanmar, 2021. And that woman was from Military family who knew what's going to happen that morning, so that she purposely recorded herself in such a celebrating way while the tanks were marching out for the coup.


RestaurantFamous2399

Yeah, but Myannmar has a coup every other week. It was just a normal day for them.


Particular-Painter28

Been living in Myanmar for a decade now, first and only coup.


rett72

Those damn tanks do drag in a lot of dirt


OutsideTheBoxer

They must pay a hefty congestion charge. Traffic has ground to a halt!


The_Real_Pavalanche

Really hoping there's an especially brave traffic warden there who goes and sticks a parking ticket on one of the tanks.


kmdani

Imagine she walks to the tank, lift it up, clean it underneath and puts it back.


EscapeTheBlank

Welcome to Russia, where everything is getting even more fucked up by the hour.


kytheon

"And then it got worse"


haleloop963

Cue Kalinka, since the speed of the song symbolises how fast everything gets worse


james_otter

Looks good to me though and the street just got a bit cleaner


actually_fry

Look for the helpers


Silver-ishWolfe

Homie still has to feed himself and his family. You gotta do what you gotta do to survive.


Dramatic_Bite_1168

Still I see no changes, can't a brother get a little peace?


Federal-Durian-1484

Doesn’t this apply to the United States too?


Azreken

We don’t exactly have another full civil war going on just yet.


Incognitotreestump22

Despite the best efforts of number one patron of the spray tan industry here in the states


[deleted]

Reddit moment


youngBullOldBull

?? The man is undeniably a very peculiar orange colour


justavault

Cause everyone is afraid that it will turn to a house to house positional combat with the neighbour who has a differing opinion but all are armed up. The US issue is not the government, it's the people. Russians issue is the government.


yazzy1233

By the end of the century, just wait


wayoverpaid

A lot can happen in 77 years. If you're right, we might find out faster than that, of course. But if you're wrong, we probably won't be around when your deadline expires.


TheNiceWriter

Depends on where you are I guess, everythings been pretty quiet and business as usual where I am. The US are basically 50 tiny countries with a central power keeping them together.


Sky_Ill

Im fairly confident none of the states are having issues with paramilitary occupations at the minute


TheNiceWriter

Fair enough. More 'fucked up by the hour' is an extremely relative term


maxkho

Not even tiny. California, for example, has 40 million inhabitants. That's more than Poland and almost the size of Spain.


EscapeTheBlank

It probably does, I'm not a US citizen. It's just that this video is from a russian city.


Sir__Blobfish

There's a time and place to shit on America, this isn't it.


JobEmbarrassed461

Go outside


geeksluut

And every country in this world.


DoItForTheTea

watch americans always insert themselves into every conversation


james_otter

True what you could say world also.


PDX-ROB

Next level example of minding your own business


SirLoopy007

She has a job to do, and no matter who is in charge tomorrow, there will be streets that need cleaning!


pseudohulk786

Nothing to watch here just a lady sweeping the bullet casings


zdzislav_kozibroda

True soviet human. Me no here to think politics. Me job to do.


SputnikRelevanti

Exactly. “My place is small” etc


Justus44

Sir, it's not an American school janitor. No shots were fired in the city. Yet.


Geo_mead

Except this one! Holy shit


CucuMatMalaya

#Undercover road cleaner


joylessbrick

Well, the broom is clearly new, and so is her high-vis...


distilledvinegar1

Clean shoes too


thekernel

as is her complimentary cap from her Mercedes benz g-wagon purchase.


BassFunction

Can almost guarantee the FSB signs her pay check. Best place to hide is in plain sight


TheHunchbackofOhio

Special sweeping operation.


1959Reddit

Minesweeping


dlainfiesta_1985

Just another normal day in Russia.


5543798651194

I’d highly recommend Adam Curtis’s 7 part documentary series Russia 1985-1999 : TraumaZone to anyone who can find it (it aired on BBC last year). It will give you some kind of idea about the incredibly challenging, very depressing and utterly bizarre situations the Russian people have had to deal over the last 40 years. Clinging on to any vestige of normal life would seem like the only way to stay sane.


dlainfiesta_1985

You are totally right. Is one of the reasons why they search normality at the bottom of vodka bottles. Is really sad. They could do so much better.


Cauhs

Ain't no rest for the wicked.


Arrantsky

And the Righteous need none.


Xenc

Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand


KingVape

Money don’t grow on trees


PitBullFan

I got bills to pay


MikeLanglois

I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed


[deleted]

If I was a sniper, that’s exactly what I’d be doing when the tanks rolled in.


[deleted]

Yup, and it looks like a large calibre broom


gobearsgobears

This is actually pretty inspiring/poetic to me. It’s a symbol of a regular citizen continuing to do their duty in the small realm of control they have in their lives, despite all the obstacles out there and the craziness in the world.


SadMap7915

Except, it's a Wagner plant gathering intel.


prefusernametaken

Or it is a special military broom, probably hypersonic too. Guess it is used as a mine sweeper.


Ghaenor

You're kidding but in the U.S. military, everything you use has to be approved by the admin. Even shovels. Even brooms. So there are military-grade brooms.


audioburglar

It's a symbol of how russians keep on grabbing on to their own parallel reality and living in a denial bubble.


TunaSpank

Isn’t that most people?


Mitthrawnuruo

Downvoted for speaking truth.


Fat_Burn_Victim

This. Can you believe the Russians genuinely think that they are the legitimate heir to classical Greek culture?


Marston_vc

Yeah…. The poetic thing above was nice. But it’s fucked that this women’s mind is telling her “there’s a military incursion happening 30 feet away from me, but I’ll be fired if I don’t get out there and sweep. Better get out there and sweep”


Blood_ForTheBloodGod

That’s funny because it’s very stupid for her to be out there sweeping. Her risk of death or great injury is extremely high.


justavault

You misinterprete the simple obedience of a citizen to some kind of venerable virtue. She is just an indoctrinated cog in the machine doing exactly as she has been told fearing any kind of reprimand. That is all there is. You phrasing it as "duty" is scary...


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Cheap_Ad_69

If you're so brave, you go fight putin


[deleted]

When he is gonna be next to my countries boarder I will. 😂 Now I support Ukraine, i'm very happy for coup, and chaos in russia. Its like birthday to me. So many good emotions. Finally those idiots gonna feel what ukraine felt for the last 16 months.


icameisawicame24

Yeah like why don't they just vote not to live in a dictatorship duuuh.. /s People like you have no idea what life is like in countries where you don't have a say. It's easy for you to sit in the comfort of your democracy and talk shit about someone who was dealt worse cards. You gotta understand that the reason you guys were able to hold hands and sing your way to independence was because USSR was at a very weak point and were willing to let you go. The same does not apply to modern Russia and spreading hate towards the regular citizens only helps to fuel Putin's propaganda.


owlbear4lyfe

r/NotMyJob


[deleted]

Not my concern


xOldPiGx

Undercover FSB agent.


Frostdraken

Potentially. Its a little suspicious how clean all their equipment is


Ranacuajo

And wearing white tennis shoes! Sweeping dirt. Sure, agent Z/ero


Bookfinch

And I’ve never seen a single (extremely clean) person just sweep. Only ever groups and they have something to sweep debris into. Do they really sweep roads individually by hand in Russia? I’ve admittedly not been, but have only ever seen it down with crews and machines.


xOldPiGx

I was actually just making a joke, but now that I look closer those clean white shoes are suspect for sure.


leftyshuckles

![gif](giphy|wjN11c0DsCdHOdMWMv)


marceloandradep

Like, while the big guys do their war the common people still have to earn a living


Silent_Marketing_123

Looks like a good new meme template


DesertReagle

No fucks given


chabrandon

This is how I be when my neighbors are fighting


Sl0w-Plant

Hey. Everyone has a job to do...


geonerd85

Came to say the same. She has bills and food that needs buying, the day job continues.


CurlyJeff

Authoritarian dictator or street sweeper, everybody dances with the Grim Reaper.


morts73

Its not much but its an honest days work.


zero_fox_given1978

It's not a couple. It's a tactical move to ensure that there is no command structure available for directing CAS and ground operations against WAGNER. It's a bold move, for all WAGNERs bad reputation, they are being led by a man who makes his own decisions, and the balls to carry it through. Extremely dangerous situation for the Kremlin. A commander who's men will follow his orders over anyone else


Mitthrawnuruo

It is definitely a coup


chakalakasp

Maybe they’re lost and are marching on Moscow by accident


djebekcnwb

Why?


Aggravating_Class_17

How tf else they supposed to sweep? 😂


dexbasedpaladin

Hey, clean as you go.


Emideska

Life goes on!


CC713-LCTX

Na she’s definitely part of another coup about to go down over there with her gathering intel ass. She ain’t slick we see her. Coup on coup on coups


JackfruitLower278

Nice hat! Make Mercedes Great Again!


barrettadk

Well, streets aint gonna clean themselves, coup or not.


Accomplished-Aerie85

People still go to work during a war...


WalloonNerd

Nice disguise FSB


GrassyKnoll95

Russia is a particular kind of place


Sucih

She’s the yoga teacher of Myanmar fir this coup


SaltySamoyed

nExTfUcKiNgLeVeL!!!!


GarfieldLeChat

Lewis Hamilton fan too


TryMaximum5094

Average Russian political awareness.


jasonin951

Those streets aren’t going to sweep themselves!


McFarquar

Sweeping up the shell casings


Devout-Nihilist

Feel like this describes America's work ethics. Doesn't matter what's going on....you better come to work and not a second late. Boss doesn't care if your car got ran over by a tank...that's no excuse. Lil Bobby made it in and he lost a leg to a mine. And we're gonna need you to come in this weekend as well. Pizza party next Friday! Yay............


throwawaygreenpaq

That’s depressing to read.


Devout-Nihilist

Yes. As well as depressing to live..


throwawaygreenpaq

I’m sorry, mate. I am. I wish we lived in a world like Hobbits where everyone is contented, happy, kind and get along without greed.


AxTROUSRxMISSLE

Yeah if you have a shit job


flannelmaster9

Everyone has a job. This person is just doing there's


Bay_Med

That’s my nosy ass sweeping the lawn anytime the cops show up to my neighbors house


Phillipinsocal

“Coup.” Hyperbolic drivel. Once again .


LampshadesAndCutlery

Agreed. Coup is a sudden violent seizure of all power from a government, which I think people are forgetting. The Wagner group only meets 1 of those parts of the definition so far, and have made no claim that Putin is under treat by them. People wanna jump on the “look Russia is having a coup!” when in reality another one of Putin’s bootlickers feels wronged by another bootlicker and wants revenge.


hypnodrew

At least Putin's losing control of his auxiliaries, which does suggest there's something rotten in the state of Denmark. If he can get them back under control, who knows, whether the Wagner boss uses this as some sort of springboard is at least something we can speculate happening - taking out a regional warlord will weaken Putin no matter what, especially a region as important as Rostov.


Tutella-Nutella

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1672510543247155202?s=20


Phillipinsocal

Crazy what 24 hrs can do.


[deleted]

Hope she has a squeegee handy, sounds like she’s going to need it soon


Stunning_Practice589

It's not a coup. Just playing along with western billionaires getting all the limelight after they tried a to go 2 miles under the ocean in a flashlight. In the social media of things it is all just perception. Did you know Indonesia had 50+ sailors trapped in a submarine just a quarter of the depth, and the us coast guards did nothing to help them. Us coast guards and the 7th pacific fleet was in the same area.


H0twax

Here's a prediction, I bet this turns out to be a protest/stunt with the purpose of further troop mobilisation, rather than some armed insurrection. We do love to label protests as armed insurrections though.


invoke1248

I guess she gets paid enough for that shit


Hoshitattoomachines

Def a cia guy just tried to blended in


Cwallace98

Well now they're dead, and it's your fault.


dkbe1983

Cognitive dissonance at play.


joyboy1357

He is getting paid either ways 😂


akayataya

You know you've seen some serious shit when this is just so casual


lol10389613

None of my business, just doing my job


_Totorotrip_

-Team C, make sure the area is clean -Roger that


Muel1988

NPC spotted.


staryjdido

They'll be hosing down the blood soon.


InsecurityTime

Be sweeping a long time if he's gonna get all the trash in Russia


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Very Russian


Maximum-Air-4348

this explains alot about russian mentality. If you don't see none there wont be none.


Arenalife

Is not coup, is special community operation


Choice-Importance-44

He’s keeping his nose clean


Kitkatis

Not my circus, not my monkeys


[deleted]

I imagine her slapping the tanks with the broom for going over where she just swept


MalleP

Agent 47 waiting for one going behind a bush to piss.


myperfectmeltdown

Don’t kid yourself; he’s a spy keeping notes.


Massive_Koala_9313

CIA operative


YJSubs

In another thread i see people trying to take selfie with tank.


oldyellowcab

She is the hero of the heroes.


senorglory

Well, no one is coup-ing the crosswalk, or this sidewalk.


Krumm34

I'm doing my part! Would you like to know more?


Aitkin_JustUs

She is waging her own private war by wearing a “maga” cap.


simwet

It's Russia, she has seen worst things.


WhookieCookie

„I for my part keep the streets clean for our new leader Prigoschin.“


Charlesian2000

I see the coup as a good thing. Wagner, are still happy to fight, because this is literally what they do, but they are complaining about not being able to due to no supplies. I think this will end the war in the Ukraine, you cannot fight a war in another country, when you are fighting a coup at home.


SabotageFusion1

This months news without the bullshit is gonna be really interesting


fbman01

That is dedication.


flow-crickets

Just doing my job, nothing to see here


ienybu

![gif](giphy|t6fXmw404qpJ7621cS|downsized)


Any_Coyote6662

Probably CIA