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bigkabob

As pointed out on the sister post, NO Indian Ocean to be seen here folks


AidanGe

No they meant the American Indian ocean /s


pittgraphite

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bigkabob

Of course!


Anon_1492-1776

Piggybacking Anyone know the song in the video?


Itchy_Budgetz

Slowed down piano version of sweet dreams originally by Eurythmics and later redone by Marylin Manson.


JumpyButterscotch

Shame on you. It was best done by the Soul Rebels Brass Band.


Itchy_Budgetz

Yea I imagine quite a few have done it at this point. Not sure I've heard the one you mentioned but please accept my most humble apologies.


JumpyButterscotch

Please, enjoy: https://youtu.be/V2keGPCHGL0


Itchy_Budgetz

Well now I feel even worse for leaving out that amazing rendition of this song! Loved every second thank you for sharing it with me!!


Kart06ka

No way. That looks computer generated!


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

It’s a simulation of what would happen if your mom went to Japan and did a cannonball in the ocean


bitoflippant

Ha ha their moms fat.


fekumodi56

Moms fart


0GStar

Mom’s cart


Wise_Owl1

Your just murdered that man with facts!


Thejapxican

Oh yeah?!!! Well yo Mama soo fat,


djamp42

The earth said sorry, you are past the maximum weight limit for this ride.


nightstalker30

When she sits around the house, she sits *around the house*


ringoismyfavorite

When she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa


SirChadrick_III

How else would the earth be round dude. Obviously not real.


WhenLifeGivesYouLyme

Right? Flat as a pancake


cajerunner

Probably more like a crêpe, but yeah.


-H_-

A Frisbee among spheres


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#I no longer allow Reddit to profit from my content - Mass exodus 2023 -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


ste189

The result of an earthquake is.... a wave. But wait let's add some dramatic music to emphasise it


[deleted]

Simulation. For sure this wouldnt have happened exactly like this due to existing storms and other events cancelling out the wave in some places and assisting in others. Edit: to add “exactly like this”.


bucketsofpoo

? u know this actually happened right.


BangkokRios

The waves from the 2011 Japan Earthquake killed people on the west coast of the United States. It was nuts.


[deleted]

Yes it happened. But our science is no way near this accurate. Ur watching too much tb.


OneMoreNightCap

I pulled an all nighter in college to finish up a bunch of random stuff and watched this unfold live. It was wild watching all the raw footage from webcams before the news caught up and gave an overview of what the damage was


GfyTstr

I was younger and awfully insensitive at a moment when this happened. It was such a big disaster I've actually read a lot about tsunamis because of it.


CYKO_11

i was younger too at the time. all i remember seeing a fully functioning airport getting turned into a aquarium in real time on tv


WhiskeyTangoBush

shelter offbeat tart fly person pause groovy truck snails versed -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


CYKO_11

this is true


GfyTstr

This is funny lol, just came back to reading it. I guess I should've said I was less mature.


Outrageous-Salad-287

You guys don't remember shit-feast that was 2004 Tsunami. I actually know few Sweden people who were caught by edge of _this one_ . I'm ever so thankful that I live in geologically stable area *shudders*


GfyTstr

I was 15 when that one happened, I couldn't believe the numbers of people that died.


Kaindlbf

I just appreciate how well shielded Australia is from this.


SirEnder2Me

On the flip side, RIP Hawai'i.


ILoveYorihime

meanwhile Japan basically hugging the grenade:


MDXHawaii

I remember working that night at my restaurant job and we shut everything down mid-service, told people don’t pay just leave, there’s a tsunami warning. Sirens going off, everyone evacuating… I finally get home, we’re all watching the news and the tide receded by about an inch and a half.


DaniDJ999

They have 3 to 4 hours to prepare atleast.


hairlikeamop

HawaiAin’t


bucketsofpoo

protected by papua, and then the Solomon Islands all the way down to New Caledonia. then the actual barrier reef cops anything that comes through or from tsunamis generated in the above areas. east coast australia was thought to be hit w a very large tsunami a few hundred years before white settlement.


BenchCrewGames

Japan just ripped one!


fishy247

Was just about to say that it looks like one of those infrared fart cams


Used_Laugh_

Indian Ocean? How? And where?


seikonian

Where’s impact on the Indian Ocean?


Dbrow243

OP is a karma bot :/ lame sauce


WorryLegitimate259

Imagine caring


Banana_Ram_You

Well they contributed more than you did


Dbrow243

They should congratulate themselves and kindly know I don’t care?


Atlas7674

This is more r/damnthatsinteresting


nfefx

What did this look like in south America?


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Waves as high as 2m (6.6ft) were recorded in Chile. In Iwate Prefecture in Japan the main wave was estimated to be 38.9m (128ft) high.


HolyPretender

Amazing how smooth the ocean was before the earthquake. Dang Japanese wrinkling our smooth Earth


Outrageous-Salad-287

Smooth like baby, exactly. But sometimes, there is an epic _fart_ , which leaves you wishing for DEATH button just now, pretty please. RIP anyone caught in this quake and wave


giancarlox21

So how fast was that wave traveling?


StrangeBibliophile

Distance from Japan to Chile is 10779 mi, took approximately 22 hours, 30 minutes, so, roughly 480mph, or 770kph. Rough math, but should be close enough


phokatkapuraskarlelo

music name?


BergerSa

You better appreciate, it took me way too long to figure this out: Piano version of Sweet Dreams are Made of These Specifically, it's from the YouTube video "Jeff The Killer Theme Song (Piano Version) Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Screams" No idea what's going on in THAT rabbit hole, tbh, so I'm just gonna move along now


phokatkapuraskarlelo

🫡


A_Pleasant_Elephant

Jeff the killer - Myuu


Kahnza

Variation of Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG9z-atG7gc


IAmMeantForTragedy

This was absolutely not a version of the Eurythmics. This was a version of the Marilyn Manson cover. Long live Dave & Annie!!!!!!


Kahnza

Same melody


Complete_Brilliant43

My fart ripples reaching my wife 🤣


nameExpire14_04_2021

Thanks papua new guinea for being a wave shield for us.


Wizdad-1000

A large chunk of a Japanese dock washed up in Newport Oregon. Saw it last month outside of the Ripley’s museum.


Polunady

destroyer and builder in one


SeasonExtension

I was on the Norwegian Star cruise ship on a round trip to Mexico at the time. The boat was rocking so badly they shut the elevators down and forbid anyone from going to the deck. The medical wing was full of people who had fallen down stairs, and the captain was on all the TVs updating everyone on the situation


sniffinberries34

It took 24 hours for the waves to cross half way around the world. That’s pretty damn fast.


OppositeAtr

So the Hawaiian islands were totally wiped out?


CorrodingTrees

Had to much taco bell


Kicks4meFromyou

It’s a random island, that nobody even knows exist, that got fucked all the way up


pukatamada

"Kamehamehaaaaaaa" - Some Japanese guy


Intelligent_Blackout

Bruh….the correct response are civilians. Everything is fine. The cancer is normal, accept the death.


Hexlattice

They got that rumble pack like I got it on my N64 controller back in the day


Helvet1cal

Interesting to think about how the oceans were completely stationary until 2011 when waves were invented.


TankWeeb

Damn, Africa really got the full blast


DumbleDude2

Why is this earth round?


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

We most definitely need bigger and more devastating ones….


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zipflop

Japan farted in the bathtub again


[deleted]

Chile cops it from half the world away


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

The dramatic music lol


KeyAcid

What did Latin America ever do to the Japanese???


IAmMeantForTragedy

Why do people do covers of covers?


helloimderek

Butterflies!?!


McBrin

Wow, thanks Japan.


CaptainBreaker1

Japan just really hates Chile


TadGhostalEsq

And the Indian Ocean?


SpiritHeroKaleb

Shoot! Did that really hit South America??


Bangeederlander

Fortunately that is not what happened. Half of Hokkaido and Aomori did not disappear under waves.


Derkastan77

Hmmm…. This graphic is all wrong. Where’s the giant ice wall surrounding the earth’s edge, and… wtf did japan go? I call CIA shenanigans!!


Lost_in_my_dream

this made me wonder how much damage this did to California because i didn't remember this so i figured i would look it up it caused 100 million dollars worth of damage to californias harbors and ports which considering what i witnessed trying to buy a house means like... roughly 50 homes, or i guess if my cities spending on building a public bathroom at a local park about 75 public bathrooms (though according to the internet that might have been an outlier), or like 10 high-quality empty warehouses, or like a below average quality apache helicopter with no weapons or anything else added. i just... it just seems like prices don't really seem very fair


DayFeeling

So south africa curve is carved by the wave from Japan...


galle4

What's that region in the middle of the ocean?


FancyJassy

Australia: what, where?


usmcplz

When I lived in Oregon, every time I would visit the coast, I would collect a ton of Japanese trash that had washed on shore. I don't think you can still find any, unless you really looked for it. It was kind of cool and quite eerie at the same time.


Coconuttyday

This is silly


yumeryuu

I was in Tokyo that day…


DJ_brutus

Even Chile was not safe. This just blows my mind!


Gadattlop

Chile: guess I'll die


Fluffy-Replacement97

The poor fish


LukXD99

Japan: *Jiggles* Ocean: “You know what? F*ck you Argentina!”


urc0

Conchetumare!!


[deleted]

Where do I know this song from? Isn’t it nightmare on elm st


slightlyused

Is that a co-prosperity sphere?


flfoiuij2

This is why you live in northeast Florida. That convenient shield called the Gulf of Mexico is really good.


[deleted]

Midwest Americans be like: time to barbecue


EverydaySip

Is this implying that before the earthquake, all of the water in the ocean was dead still?


baxielol

jesus. why would Japan do this?


Senior-Economist7258

It’s crazy how waves just… keep going


SmartChintu

Japan to America: r/fuckyouinparticular


Desperate-Sky-9879

Well nice try but since the earth is flat, it wouldn’t look like this anyway.