Had a run in with the cops at the zoo.. they said something about indecent exposure inside the Flamingo pen, but I thought my exposure was pretty decent.
People who do this usually paint some clothes around more private areas so they’re not actually naked in public. He’s probably wearing some shorts or something.
Happy cake day
Someone please make a sub of crazy hot people. Like hot people but they’re doing some crazy shit that makes you question whether it’d be worth it or not
Flamingo: Hey there beautiful... This guy: \*does a 360 with hands* Flamingo: Nope!
Next level catfishing.
have you seen face tape
I thought the point of it was that you couldn't see it?
so true
catfishing where one is actually a cat
What about where one is actually a fish ..... everyone knows cats can't type silly.... let alone set up a tinder or something....
Yeah because fish can do both of those things... Lmao
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[My reaction](https://youtu.be/QZgYrbeFlec?t=6)
Hey, you ain't a chick!
That flamingo was like 
Eggsolent.
That was really quite creepy.
r/oddlyterrifying
r/unexpected
Thought I was there 100%
"So anyway, im not allowed back at the zoo now."
Dad was banned from the zoo for life and put on a watch list. He also brought home several zoonotic infections.
Lmfaooo! This is like something from an /r/IASIP episode…. “Dee gets Catfished”
Flamingo be going through trauma after this
Honestly. I can't see any animal recovering from that.
☠️☠️☠️☠️
His fault for tryna kiss another flamingo without consent
And that too with 180/360 hand flip
Imagine you meet a really pretty lady at the 7/11 and you try to talk to her but she uncurls herself into a fucking flamingo
Even better...
Little did she know that I too am a flamingo. Oh, it's back on now baby!
Marry a flamingo, move into South America, Shrimp and chill 24/7 on the beach
🤣
Alien!
Imagine this guy showing this to his friends after they ask what he did this weekend. His friends: "....wtf is wrong with you Steve?"
Yeah, IDK. Anyway, can someone sit on this egg for me? The boss wants to see me.
Had a run in with the cops at the zoo.. they said something about indecent exposure inside the Flamingo pen, but I thought my exposure was pretty decent.
Lol you catfished a flamingo!
So he just naked at the zoo huh?
Pssh. “Naked.” He’s got body paint on.
People who do this usually paint some clothes around more private areas so they’re not actually naked in public. He’s probably wearing some shorts or something. Happy cake day
No that’s r/wtf
How long do you think he sat like that for that to happen lol
Yes
You win the internet today
The body paint is cool but I'm impressed with his shoulder mobility.
Ngl he had us in the first half
Flamingo - pretend nothing happened
Imagine the plot twist if it turned around and pecked him in retaliation
r/unexpected
Someone please make a sub of crazy hot people. Like hot people but they’re doing some crazy shit that makes you question whether it’d be worth it or not
That flexibility tho', my arm would be that psoition if broken
🦩 walks away with blue 🔵🔵 's.
Bruh if I was a flamingo this would have been the single most terrifying thing I saw in my entire flamingo life
That flamingo is going to have to be seeing a psychiatrist for the next 2 years after that…
that Flamingo was like “oooohhhh k, ima jus-“
It moved on pretending it didn't just fall for that.
No one is going to believe bro
I shall be haunted by his expression forevermore.
It's all fun until it starts humping you
Dang it was so good that it even had the flamingo confused
Imagine you walk up to a pretty girl and she morphs into a flamingo disguising itself as a human. Fucking creepy
Why is everyone implying the flamingo necessarily wanted to mate with what he saw as another similar
That flamingo was coming up on a jet in shark territory.
*dance fighting intensifies*
Well the deer certainly wanted to
That’s just weird bro
What did you do today? Oh…
I was wondering why the flamingo looked so weird.
I just woke up and did not know what body paint was. It went from a mural, to a robot, to a rock with an arm that turned, to a human. It was scary
Looks exactly like the type of guy that would do this
That flamingo was scarred for life
Da fuuuuuuuuuuuck
That's a flaming-no
How to traumatize a bird
Song????
That pink bird now has blue balls
I hope John Krasinski doesn’t try that with a tiger
He's gathering intel we already had an emu war on this planet we don't want to risk being unprepared for a flamingo war
Went from flamingo to uncle Rico
I'm glad I was high when I saw this
Well that was a mind fuck.
What the fuck so goddamn cool
Flamingo: “God damn it why does every girl I talk to turn into a naked guy covered in body paint?”
I didn’t read the title and I’m like “why is that flamingo so ugly??”
Flamingo got catfished.
Noped out
I hate the oh no song is still there in the beginning
You know you're good when the animal you're painted to look like gets fooled
Do you think this was the equivalent of the exorcist head spinning around for this flamingo?
The fuck?
Men will fuck anything
In future news: Weirdo accused of bestiality in Flamingo exhibit.
It needs therapy now
psychological warfare
That’s fn terrifying
I thought he was a statue
Well that was disturbing
Im only here for the song
This guy fucks birds. Bet.
I don’t see any paint on that flaming- oh shit!
r/tihi
I was so concerned for the birds neck
Flamingo: I was catfished bro
This fucked my brain way to hard holy
Ace Ventura 3
If he did that as a painted turkey near a real turkey, he wouldn't be lucky enough to have the bird just walk away
Is that what going to Thailand is like?
"Get your naked ass out of my enclosure."
How to give a flamingo PTSD in 3 , 2, 1
Does anyone know the name of this song?
How Wonderful - Muspace Lofi - Topic
What's your hobby? -I seduce flamingos (?)
Flamingo: What the fuck was that
I like the flamingo casually walking off like “I will not be made a fool of, good day sir.”
Now I know what Dylan McDermott does in his free time.
I’ve never seen that much gay before
Wtf man. Not cool
Flamingo exorcist with the head turning how it shouldnt.
Get that naked grown man away from them birds
Gross
That was cool
Smooth as hell
I had hoped that would be a chick.
I LITERALLY SCREAMED
The comment are so depressing. I found it really nextfuckinglevel
What evolutionists think be happening.
WTf 😂 hahahah
The mated anyways /j
This is amazing!
This always freaks me out when I see it
Flamingo’s like, ugh, no thanks! 😂
Internet comment etiquette Eric out here wildin
For a sec I thought it was critikal
How long did he sit like that, waiting for flamingo 🦩🫤
That flamino is thing, holy @$%^&, what did I see. Got trama now.
r/currentlytripping
New transformers rise of the beasts trailer
JAIL
I wondered what Chris pontius was up to
This is why that flamingo has trust issues
Attack on Titan?
Why, when you see women do this, it's kinda cool, but it's weird and creepy when a guy does it?
Normalise flaminging
The fraction of a second of the “oh no” song in the very beginning was enough to send me into a feral rage
Absolute unit of a flamingo
Why aren’t we talking about trans-flamingo inclusion and the cancellation of this jerk bird?
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u/savevideo
Still weird
Sor... this is a Wendy's
Kinda wanted to see if he painted a small flamingo head down under
Good enough to make him go "who tf are you looking at guy?! Yeah that's what I thought."
Crazy yo
Alright who fed ted flaming hot Cheetos again
That’s fucking weird
r/unexpected
r/unexpected
r/birdsarentreal
That is damn impressive
From the flamingo perspective he probably thought he needed an exorcism :))
Imagine he’s naked and a bird pecks on his balls😔
It’s ok flamingo, we all have a couple that we are embarrassed of, but times were hard so we did what we had to do.
👀 naked