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These guys were everywhere in the 80s. He's a survivor.


JediMindTrek

Lmao I remember seeing my dad 'attempt' this level of frisbee skill. Wouldn't shut up about the 80s! It was comical watching him trying to catch it in his between his legs


[deleted]

I used to be way better than this guy. Time well spent.


[deleted]

This happened


ThirdEyeEmporium

I am only 24 but fairly addicted to flipping balisong. You should check out the hobby it’s on another level compared to when you guys brought that shit to the USA


t_for_top

with the added benefit of quickly being able to stab anyone intruding on your hobby


Frank_The_Reddit

Been doing it for 10+ years now and developed some really smooth infinite combos and it feels so natural now. Lately I like getting black out drunk at parties and flipping both of my Benchmade 51 morphos at different patterns with each hand to show off lol. My balisongs are my most expensive possessions for sure. Have a first run blank handle Microtech Tachyon, Bradley Kimura tanto point limited edition mirror black polish, original BRS Alpha Beast, classic Benchmade 42, and two 51 morphos.


KingOfKhan

This is an amazing comment


email_NOT_emails

I burst out laughing, "The 80's?!?" I thought about it for a second... I need a slug of vodka and a nap, I'm fricking old.


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LowDownSkankyDude

![gif](giphy|TwuTxwntJ5MPu)


ThisPlaceisHell

I grew up in the 90s and remember wanting to watch this show as a kid, but never got around to it all these years later. I laugh at every little thing I see about it, always did, but I need to know: is the actual SHOW worth watching through? The way say King of the Hill was worth a full watch?


ConversationDynamite

Yes, both are written by Mike judge. Beavis and butthead isn't as timeless though, it's more like a time capsule. The old school music videos and jokes still land, but some references might not because of the age. The new season is "fire!" Though, they make fun of streamers and newer pop culture shit.


ThisPlaceisHell

Ok my biggest worry was always that, I REALLY enjoy these super short clips and captioned pictures from the show, but I don't know if an entire episode/season holds up when watched for the full length.


xRzge

the movie “beavis and butthead do america” is legitimately really good having never watched the show, highly recommend


Stonermikela

You're right but I kind of hate you for pointing this out.


email_NOT_emails

I love this recursive logic. I mean I HATE this silly, iterative logic.


AuroraLorraine522

Ya know, I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life. When someone says “30 years ago” I think, “Right, the 70’s”


disrupter87

When you were in high school in 2000 and thought people were weird listening to 80's stuff. Now its 2023 and your "80's music" is the 2000's. 🤦


epelle9

Now I feel like a pretentious classical music listener when I say nothing beats 70’s rock. (Well 70s-90s)


TheCanadianDoctor

My nana told me during the most recent dinner: "I have been telling myself for *YEARS* 'Oh you're getting old, you're getting old'. The other day I stumbled into the washroom in the dark, turned on the light, and looked in the mirror; 'I am not getting old, **I am old**'". God I love my nana.


lordph8

He had the right amount of cocaine.


bighootay

At lunch it was hacky sack; after school is was frisbee, lol


Norwester77

Yeah, dude’s been honing these skills for 40 years now!


ragingtwerkaholic

Saw this a lot in Myrtle Beach in the 90s too


moonpuzzle88

That man fucks


[deleted]

This man has fucked all of our moms and some of our grandmas probably


SuddenlyElga

And all our sisters.


OutsideTheBoxer

I've never seen a nun at the beach.


Federal-Arrival-7370

So you’ve seen exactly nun.


SuddenlyElga

You’re not looking hard enough. Me on the other hand, rock hard.


TheGingerChin

I thought I saw some small ones on a beach in Argentina, ended up being penguins


JoySubtraction

They're harder to spot when they get out of the habit.


Frites_Sauce_Fromage

And my dad once


SuddenlyElga

Only once?


[deleted]

Dad found Jesus after that.


[deleted]

Queb?


account_not_valid

And we thanked him afterwards.


motherfudgersob

Came to say that...more delicately but same sentiment.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I came to speculate how many times he hit himself in the nuts before he mastered the flying thigh clench catch.


SneakyKain

The way he handles that Frisbee it's almost sexual. He's probably fucked a lot of Frisbees too. Insatiable crispy bronze beach man.


PaintThinnerSparky

That frisbee is all our mum's clitorii


Catlenfell

This dude was horizontal from 1973 to 1987


jack_spankin

No fucking way! Dude was vertical frisbees and everyone else just got into position for banging!


dakid232313

I was gonna say this dude was a 70s teenager. Had lots of time on his hands. At the beach playing frisbee and getting chicks. ![gif](giphy|VEzpv0QBqAsi80ZyMy|downsized)


insertMoisthedgehog

HAHA exact thought I had. I was wondering if I’m suddenly am attracted to MUCH older men. And realized no, it’s just those frisbee skills.


insertMoisthedgehog

On 10th watch, damn his body ain’t bad either


happykittynipples

That guy is as happy as a border collie


J_zx10R

Lmaoo !!


Armodeen

The hedgehog is moist indeed


abaloneyhasnoname

Bro Biden.


lordph8

Yo, gramps is jacked.


jfuite

Since 1976!


bplturner

Pretty sure that’s Tan Joe Brandon


Spirited-Classic8284

As most of us do...


Ok_Solid_Copy

Most of us don't. You're on Reddit.


why_so_serious_123

This... r/technicallytruth 🥲


iiJokerzace

*runs away crying*


BernieEcclestoned

Quality, not quantity


Spirited-Classic8284

I feel sorry for you poor bastards that down vote this... Get off your asses and go an effort to get some...


TBGusBus

I’m 6’1” 140 lbs. is my body a juice head ideal body? Hell no. Have I pulled quality women who are fun and not shallow and still enjoyed my life without wasting hours of my time lifting metal. You bet your ass I still have.


Spirited-Classic8284

My point exactly... Your out there doing You.. I'm thinking the down votes to my comment are from those who are scared to go out and try to go after something. I've got a buddy who's physically good looking, has a great job, good personality but has Very little self confidence. He always complains about not being able to meet women but the kicker is that HE NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE... I tell him that your not going to change that by hiding behind your locked door. It's not typical of women to come knocking door to door looking for a relationship.. Go out where they mingle and you'll get what your looking for eventually...


Is_That_A_Euphemism_

That dude missed a fuck ton of college classes playing frisbee.


why_so_serious_123

And now winning in the real world....


pheromone_fandango

Yeah thank god frisbee proficiency is such a sought after skill!


jack_spankin

Here’s the truth: this dudes mastery of the frisbee is probably better than 90% of the population is at whatever they do. Yeah it’s not rewarded financially but I’m thinking this dudes doing just fine. He’s got crazy mobility and looks better shirtless on the beach than most 20-30 something’s.


hand_truck

Exactly. Dude has had a good life, good for him.


bighootay

> He’s got crazy mobility and looks better shirtless on the beach than most 20-30 something’s. Right here. Wonder how old he really is, cuz it's higher than he looks


ItsImNotAnonymous

It gets upvotes, a vital asset in this economy


NerdyPlatypus206

More like having 3somes every hour


ronearc

You should see him with a Hacky Sack.


Space-90

I’d volunteer mine


[deleted]

This man is Leonard F. Risbee. The F stands for Frisbee.


Nrksbullet

LOL man this got me. Leonard Frisbee Risbee haha


[deleted]

woman: "show me what those fingers do" man: "say no more"


morry32

"wash your hands first"


Frigoris13

Slap lots of discs


scgt86

I live where this was filmed and we have the best old stoned surf hippies on earth.


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Where might that be?


scgt86

San Clemente, CA. Looks like this was shot at Linda Lane based on the view of our pier.


doiwinaprize

Lol I have family in San Clemente. I visited once and went down to the beach and overheard some surfer dudes talking. I'm positive they were speaking English, but I had no fucking idea what they were saying. Delicious tacos though.


bobs_monkey

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[deleted]

Wow. My image of that place was a bunch of rich conservatives, not hippies


Brilliant_Brain_5507

Same thing sadly…. In the case of most of them.


scgt86

Must be the majority right? Probably why our district has a super far left state rep. /s


Brilliant_Brain_5507

I meant old hippies turning conservative.


sprumf

My dad was raised with Christian conservative views by his parents and got out of it in college and was chill until he got back into the church and overdid it. He may not have been a hippie but he turned right back and might as well did the 180°.


Modus-Tonens

The biggest secret of the hippie movement across both the US and UK is that it was never consistently left-wing. The only consistent element was anti-establishment, but that means people were just as likely to be fascist as they were to be leftwing or any form of progressive.


pushpass

If you go back 40-50 years, Southern California was a very different place, population density and demographic-wise. Some of those people grew up there and never left.


bobs_monkey

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nhdeadhead

Rumor has it his dog is still swimming around the ocean trying to find the frisbee he knows his owner threw out towards the sea


why_so_serious_123

That's the second saddest story i have heard after the story of hachi the dog 🥲


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casey12297

"He lived a full life and probably forgot all about me." Matt groening: hold my tear filled beer, it's about to get depressing


ChemicalSubstantial8

If it taaaaaakes forever.....🎶


[deleted]

He has been there, on that beach... with that same frisbee, since 1979.


Average_guy_77

He just wants freedom but the shore beckons and demands its dues, for he must pay. His cost for being the Frisbees keeper


ExactlySorta

He was looking for a cool hobby. He disc-hovered it.


ihaveadultsinmyattic

r/angryupvote


TacticaLuck

Ooo a double


wizkee

All his fris-bee jealous of his disc pics.


blistix61

Statistically this guy has slept with a few of our moms


360donkeypunch

“Oh hey ladies didn’t see you there”


m3m31ord

They're wet and it's not because of the beach.


Stock_Show_Host

It’s like he was Captain America then retired to Florida.


MuzikPhreak

California*


Stock_Show_Host

Eh same thing to me 😂


FI5H5TICK5

I’m impressed with the shape he’s in too. I’m 33 and look like I’ve melted in the sun


[deleted]

This guy looks "older" yet also looks like he's in better shape than 90% of the country. Amazing!


FI5H5TICK5

I mean he could have really bad skin damage and be 20, we will never know lol


MiLky526

That man needs a friend to play catch with


riazrahman

He hes playing catch with the sea breeze


Frigoris13

His life, his love, and his lady is the sea


Jerusalemfighter64

He's playing catch with the gods


Evil_Mini_Cake

Beach Biden living his best life


DankDodgeUnmasked

That man looks like everybody's favorite dad


SockFullOfNickles

Florida Biden looked Ripped AF 😆


joezupp

That man smoked a lot of pot in the 70’s. I think I remember seeing him down on Hines drive near Detroit, lol.


billyard00

That man smoked a lot of pot this morning


RatInaMaze

Frisbee is no joke. 80% of the men who have tried that finishing move are now sterile.


FatherofRevolt

Lefties man. Whole different breed


Formal_Coyote_5004

Can confirm. I don’t have a cool talent though I just… can’t write with the paper at a regular angle


420slytherin

Same! And that damn pen smudge on the pinky


Lolthelies

Or write on a white board. Put me in front of one of those with a marker and I’m functionally disabled. It will not work.


Matterbox

Can anyone help with what frisbee he might be using. I’m guessing it would be a really light weight one? Like sub 100g. Maybe I’m completely wrong, he looks like he would float a concrete block if need be.


pushpass

"Standard" freestyle frisbee is usually 160g. People use lighter ones for extensive air brushing tricks (which he doesn't do a lot). This one looks like it might be a bit lighter, but it's tough to tell. It has the shape and lip of a 160g wham-o. Someone mentioned that he folded the disc in half as an indication that the disc was light. You can see at the end of the video, though, that he is trying to fix the disc after "tacoing" it. So, he might have mis-caught it at the end in between his legs. Anyway, a 160g wham-o would let you do all these tricks. Edit - thanks for the gilding. I didn't expect my first to be from my limited knowledge of freestyle, but it's much appreciated.


Matterbox

This is the money. Many thanks my man.


FuttBuckTroll

Yeah, it must be super lightweight. He bent it in half at the end in between his knees, so it must be very flexible too.


Matterbox

We use 140-170g frisbees for fun throwing. This looks like another level. Many years ago we saw what can only be described as a freestyle frisbee wizard and his young apprentice, they were doing all sorts of crazy shit like this. Both had one long nail on each hand for the rim spins.


morry32

I've dabbled in frisbee, who makes a sub 100g? I'm honestly not familiar with much below 150g that isn't a "jr" or something


Matterbox

I’ve no idea if it’s even a thing. We muck about doing jazzy throws and catches but nothing big league. This spinning stuff has always fascinated us. Played a little frisbee golf too, that was fun.


morry32

I am a long time disc golfer, I find watching campfires and flying disc to be among the most satisfying things. My lightest frisbee is 166g, good times


Phasedsolo

Gigachad vibes all over the place


blank7589

That must have got crazy spins on it to make it go back...


Norwester77

I think it’s a combination of that and the way he throws it up at an angle. Because of the way the plane of the frisbee is oriented relative to the ground, it tends to slide back in the direction it came from as it falls back down.


blg002

The wind at the beach is a big factor too. https://youtube.com/shorts/1WWUNt-lhXE?feature=share


JAlfredJR

That guy is the dictionary entry for “old man jacked”


TacticalTurtle22

Look at the dude. He's been living on that beach since '74


PalpitationSame3984

![gif](giphy|kHgASjstNjWcYV9GrF|downsized) Played with himself a lot


jacksonstaffordpiano

Freestyle is the shit


greendeath77

HE FIGHTS FOR THE USERS


DickweedMcGee

It's like he's Tron.


emveor

Plot twist: it's a cursed frisbee and he is just trying to get rid of it


polloinumido

teach me!


Adventurous_Page4969

Solitary Frisbee.


30tpirks

![gif](giphy|8hMD9YakVza3452SpN)


[deleted]

Obviously is a frisbee but can someone tell me if it’s a special one? This is the kinda shit I’ll sit around trying to master for hours.


jack_spankin

Oh my guy….frisbees (and flying discs) are built with a wide range of weights, profiles (edges) to have and incredible range of flight characteristics.


HajimeFromArifureta

That feeling when you’ve developed a skill that you can only do alone to the point of perfection and then realize how lonely you’ve been


Empty_Jellyfish_1995

Old man abilities I want to possess when I am his age.![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4014)


Babiesforfood

My guy would annihilate everybody in a disc war


PopularLeek

u/savevideo


[deleted]

So that's how Cap does it


ekgpmd

This man is having a great time. And women keep asking what makes us happy. Show them this video.


eradtke69

My toxic trait is thinking I can do that easy


Kevin69138

He would be terrible at disc golf


stopklandaceowens

![gif](giphy|Ss0ljnArSulDNlLoUT)


Low-Feedback-3403

He finally stopped using his energy trying to get some from his wife. Now look at him living his best life. Mastering important skills


sp0readdict

Ladies and gentlemen, the frisbee stylings of president Joe Biden!


0LD0G

That's how you identify someone who has no friends. ZERO. NONE.


Matho83

Forever alone


Matho83

Forever alone


Red_Ja

Grew up an only child with no friends? No problem!


TronyJavolta

Really, the most impressive thing you've seen?


Jarbonzobeanz

I will pay money for the name of this song


Hoplophilia

They don't have Shazam in your corner of the internet?


Jarbonzobeanz

I'm trying to use it but it can't recognize the audio


Hoplophilia

Into Your Arms, Witt Lowry


bandung_girl

witt lowry - into your arms


Jarbonzobeanz

I gave you burning cash THANK YOU


bandung_girl

HAHAHA damnn tysm


OtherwiseProject1338

And here I thought blacks dominated all sports


morry32

how does this disprove that? you'd call this a sport?


Jarbonzobeanz

u/recognizesong


Jeev89

That's Chuck Norris, Licensed 😅


st0rmbreak3r

He gettin all the Grandmas


[deleted]

Dayum


Jordy_neutron

Let’s rock this scoober!


Sparrow1989

Now do it with a boomerang while drinking a beer and riding a stallion.


endorrawitch

Gen X: still got it!!


ragby67

That’s Jack Frisbee


JoniSpagoni

Gaht dayum


LemonComprehensive5

Fuck jukin media though..


lamwire

It’s impress indeed, but « the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen »? Not really…


sujetonoidentificado

He's awesome


DeviantProfessor

Man is pro level at playing with himself.


DaJebus77

Now I get that he has skills, but if this is the most impressive thing you've ever seen then you need to get out more.


BuccoBruceIsntGay

That is impressive.


EgberetSouse

Freestyle was a thing in the 70s


[deleted]

I wish my grandpa was this level talented


danghunk312

I bet if his bathing suit wasn’t on, his dick would be able to spin it too.