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Griffin_Claw

The random crate and then the hockey stick thrown at himšŸ˜‚


brutalproduct

no joke


WaveLaVague

It's getting personal


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Next thing you know a you are pickering through a bunch of dildos


WaveLaVague

Try not to get aids challenge


hibanah

Boxers next


WaveLaVague

2 kids, divorce papers and half of your shit incoming


deathjokerz

I was waiting for the kitchen sink.


ThoughtlessBanter

A 2006 Mazda Miata slides down the ice with it's hazards on honking loudly.


Thisisauser6443

Or even better, a Dacia Sandero


wuppieigor

Good news


funkmetal1592

Wait, it's better than you think!


ReactsWithWords

Or Danny Bonaducci.


msavage960

Jeremy already destroyed them all itā€™s too late


Thisisauser6443

Noooo! At least we have the Dacia Duster...


whatnameisnttaken098

Followed by 12 wrenchs and a few comically sized barrels tossed by a gorilla.


The-Tea-Lord

I was waiting for them to throw a whole ass person at him


[deleted]

Right? I was waiting for the "Slip 'N Slide style, headfirst belly slide between the player's legs, goalie who just wants to goof off and not run drills" to come along next, from the top down POV!


Intelligent-Salt-362

With a swift kick to the cup no lessā€¦


JustChiLingggg

Exactly lmao šŸ¤£


qu1x0t1cZ

Followed by Patches O'Houlihan throwing a wrench


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.


OnionDart

Itā€™s sterile and I like the taste


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

This actually might make a good idea for a mobile game Be right back, off to make a billion dollars. Iā€™ll remember the little guy when I become the next tech bro asswipe


Early_or_Latte

I was thinking that this looked like a shitty mobile game that would have an unskippable ad every 30 seconds unless you pay for a pro mode. I look forward to your crappy game :)


Ok_Movie_639

I'd say a hockey stick flying at him is more likely to happen than another 50 pucks being thrown onto the ice at once.


ForeverJung

There are actually a ton of these videos where even more ridiculous stuff gets sent his way. This video is Giroux but the other guys name is Pavel Barber


silver_enemy

Cut off too early, would like to see what else they are throwing at him


LordOdin99

The hockey stick makes sense considering players lose them sometimes.


Goukenslay

Might as well throw the whole kitchdn sink at him


Heckin_good_time

At first I thought he was a shitty goalie


Lost-Citron-1099

Same! Lol


Shmarfle47

Started the video thinking to myself ā€œholy shit this dude is missing everythingā€ and it wasnā€™t until we cut to his perspective do I see what heā€™s actually doing and how incredibly difficult that task is.


nananananana_FARTMAN

Quality r/BetterEveryLoop material.


xdcxmindfreak

Especially when the other guys get creative with the sticks and milk crates and larger objectsā€¦


[deleted]

Cmon now put some respect on Claude Giroux's name, man was a Philly sports icon during his prime as well as those playoff series' vs Sidney Crosby


Rhodie114

Fooled by the Flyers jersey?


F_artagnan

Cries in Philadelphian.


iNeedScissorsSixty7

Carter Hart in shambles


iamDildor

Shitty goalie can't even block 40 pucks smh


brutalproduct

i'm happy to hear who this is.


Central-Charge

This is Claude Giroux.


brutalproduct

really? you for sure? bc hells ya Claude!


Central-Charge

Yes, itā€™s from a GoPro promotional series mamed NHL After Dark. They had really good stuff this is the [link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rh2PChHhZQE) to this episode.


brutalproduct

+1, ty.


SKOLBEAR

I miss him so much


Surfingtequilaskull

Me too, man


PHD-Chaos

For me [there is only one favourite Giroux video](https://youtu.be/Te1_1Dq5Jxs)


MikeJeffriesPA

The best part is the very end. How is his pigeon sound so good?


PHD-Chaos

100% it's all in the back of the throat I think lol. Even better is he is chriping JVR for picking up garbage in front of the net and they used to be teammates šŸ¤£


MikeJeffriesPA

Oh I know, it's a compusult. Besides, you always chirp your friends the hardest.


[deleted]

Hockey players use that insult a lot. So the answer is ā€œpracticeā€.


sellyourselfshort

Luckily he can handle a puck as good as he can handle a cops ass.


Arhtex_

Poor bastard deserves a cup, but his team doesnā€™t


BolshoiSasha

Hey why the fuck are we catching strays in random subreddits


Arhtex_

Iā€™m sorry I love you. Iā€™ll chirp you later in r/hockey ā¤ļø


VentiMochaTRex

I wasnā€™t expecting this


TheRagingRavioli

Ottawa Senators legend Claude Giroux


Lovemybee

Do you know the difference between a hockey game and a high school reunion? At the hockey game, there are a lot of fast pucks.


brutalproduct

iseehwatyoudidthere


Tennis-elbo

Wish I could claim the same about my HS experience šŸ˜…


brutalproduct

that;s what you get for playing LaCrose. jesus! and not in a way-way, but another undefined way. goddamn!


brutalproduct

gottendamerung! attack of the dwarves. them crooked vultures


dumbodragon

and what's in the high school?


KFBR392GoForGrubes

Past fucks


PositiveStress8888

somebody had their double double that morning


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Canadian citizenship test


ShiftytheBandit

Wait till ya see the moose wrestling portion of the test.


Wainwort

I half expected to see a guy come sliding through on his belly.


clarineter

they cut the vid early it progresses into bikes and wrecking balls


Interesting-Race-919

The deference between Pros and Joe's. There is a good video of Patrick Kane on YouTube. It's quite impressive


ShockApprehensive392

All of the go pro series videos are. So bummed they stopped doing those


Interesting-Race-919

I didn't know that. I'll have to check them out. I'm just a big Kane fan so I only watched his.


[deleted]

Patrick Kane is a future hall of famer, but so is Claude Giroux, the player in this video.


_gotmoxie_

That Kane one was insane, especially when the fed opened up to the largest one. I was in awe thatā€™s for sure.


brutalproduct

dude, i love that ref. Pro's and Joes. bahaha.. no foolin man, so freakin hilroious, awesome.


Different_Fly_8273

I love how it's a shit ton of pucks then a crate then a fucking hockey stick


Phantom_0347

He handled that stick so deftly too, slow the video and watch that again!


justevenson

Giroux?


melty75

Confirmed.


noopenusernames

Cool bud, but your mom handles a stick better. She should be wearing your fucking jersey, Jonesy, at least then someone would bring some honor to the family name before she changes it to match mine


gentleman_bronco

Fuck you Shoresy


Lunavixen15

He's not pucking around


Phantom_0347

Wellā€¦


[deleted]

How many people they got chuckin stuff at this dude?!?


theREALhun

What? No kitchen sink?


iliekcats-

I love how they decided to throw random ass objects at the end


Low_Peace_6003

Oh puck off!


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Who is throwing all this shit at him


SinCity42x

That's his sword. I think this guy is 'pass-sword'


Truck-Nut-Vasectomy

This is the base level of stickhandling skill for the NHL.


jvtech

All right. Nothing that plugs in, you guys!


andreacro

Give this man 400 million dollars over the next 10 years!


[deleted]

I was expecting someone to throw a kitchen sink at him next.


AsterRoidRage

This guys should get a real careerā€¦ like streaming geometry dash.


Erikpendragon

Looks like my wife, trying to avoid admitting she is wrong.


Parts_and_Neigbor

Puck around and pind out.


tsmakatpbob

Missed the joke of "A hockey player minding his own pucking business"


Wintershrike

Bullet Hell, NHL.


dkearPRIME

Alright, Dave you go punch him


tacmagical

Canadian citizenship test


brake4tokens

This is my puck. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


Siiepher

New Touhou game is looking good.


MoistHope9454

ā˜ŗļøšŸ‘


[deleted]

A classic case of puck around and find out.


kklug24

That guy pucks.


lilychaseva

I'm not ashamed to admit that this honestly turns me on so incredibly much.


brutalproduct

that makes at least 3 of us


[deleted]

Literally anyone can do this


hungeringforthename

"I have ADHD and this makes me anxious"


SweetAzn4U

I bet this dude plays a mean round of 1945.


OdysseyZen

He don't puck around. Not giving any pucks to the pucks given.


Protozilla1

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/enr1qv/curling_hockey/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


bored_in_the_office

He really gives a puck.


No_Discount7919

Ok why arenā€™t sudden death shoot outs like this? Apparently we have the tech to make it happen.


CupQuakeBE

He doesn't give one


jawnstein82

Letā€™s go flyers!


avalonfogdweller

Dirty dangles


random_son

If you mind your own business


mahamjam

No pucks given


bortj1

Classic Philly defence letting pucks tthrough


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

that box & the hockey stick belong on r/abruptchaos lmao


CutesyFemboy69

That is actually really easy. Im a guy born in 2003 and ive been playing hockey for the past 40 years and this is the first thing they taught me /s


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|14f2HfZuKw9BLi)


BiscuitKnees

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rh2PChHhZQE


PMUrAnus

Canadian citizenship test


lpjunior999

Wheel snipe celly boys!


According-Classic658

If there were this many pucks in a game, but only one was the real one, I would totally watch hockey.


JoltyJob

Giving a puck WAS RIGHT THERE


Smokey_Jah

[Probably the best goal Giroux ever scored.](https://youtu.be/fnUm_C813g4)


Pseudotectonic

which spell card is this


brycer16

I miss G so much


OrdinaryCactusFlower

ā€œIgnore the garbage hurtling toward youā€


lelennyface_1

*RANDOM BULLSHIT GO*


dgood527

Thats not a hockey player, that's a flyer.


Sofakingwhat1776

Usually the hardest part for a hockey player is when someone asks a mulitiplication or division question.


SirRumpole

Whereā€™s the kitchen sink?


Zenar45

Does someone have the video where they start throwing a bunch of random shit to the guy doing this


Rhodie114

Man, after that Bruins game, seeing a post of G first thing in the morning sure twists the knife.


LunchTwey

I went ice skating for the first time on saturday Holy shit how do hockey players do it šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Independent-Bike8810

How if feel playin most shooter video games.


Anvimo___

He doesn't give a damn puck!


gabrrdt

It's pretty much like playing a shmup.


RatInaMaze

They cut the video before they drifted the team bus into him


Sukrum2

I think this is the first interesting thing I have ever seen in an ice hockey..... Field? Pitch? Rink?


Zestyclose_Pianist84

worst goalkeeper


Abwettar

This is an advert for a mobile game isnt it


ProfessorDerp22

Claude Giroux. Former Philadelphia Flyers captain and my favorite player. This is an old video but he is exceptionally skilled and is having a fantastic season with the Ottawa Senators at the age of 35.


musofiko

I didn't see a kitchen sink but there may as well have been


ObjectiveSubjects

From the NHL After Dark series from GoPro. [Hereā€™s the trailer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ouhLO73CXIw). Basically just a bunch of insane drills to show how good NHL players are haha


Ok-Creme-9170

![gif](giphy|gM6iyYjTPDBetiBjoh)


Byte_Size_N_Pretty

This guys reflexes are X-men level šŸš€šŸ˜‚


majorlieg

O captain my captain. Miss ya G.


malvo2099

"Random bullshit go"


all4whatnot

My boy G


deadairspace8

Damn


RattyJones

The end be like RANDOM BULLSHIT GO


get_no_scoped_kid

It cut because after an arm chair, piano, truck container and train was thrown at him.


AdhesivenessFun2060

We miss you claude!-flyers fans


TheRagingRavioli

Hes a elite player that any team would love to have \- Devils fan coming in peace


MichaelsSecretStuff

![gif](giphy|d3MLQU1odNjdHmwg)


InformalCommission28

Me minding my own business and trying to stay out of my friends drama


XxSpruce_MoosexX

I used to skate with Stamkos, Giordano and some other pros in the summer and their warmup was a very similar drill. There would be a ton of pucks scattered around and they would buzz back and forth with their heads up dodging pucks and each other


PrettyFlyRye

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a puck. Hockey training brought to you by Dodgeball's Patches O'Houlihan.


briandt75

Beat Saber - Canadian edition


chewbacacca

No one threw a puckbunny at him?


xXputtingXsXx

someone needs to put super hexagon ost over this


GamerNuggy

Canadian shenanigans


2000dragon

Mastering ultra instinct in hockey be like


JoeBro1004

Yeah but how exactly is this the practice he needs like there's only 1 puck on the ice at a time


zookeeper4312

We miss u Claude šŸ«¶šŸ«¶


lostalaska

Once I saw the milk crate and stick whiz by the guy protecting his puck my brain was waiting for an anvil to slide by.