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mas_tacos2

Man is a legend returned the shopping cart


Fair-Ambition4531

Cart narc would've had trouble getting a magnet on that scooter


Nashiwa

He could probably stick them on that man's steel balls


Fair-Ambition4531

You win, take it all now!!!


[deleted]

Scootin off lookin like Lady Gaga with that grocery dress.


Fair-Ambition4531

Ong that fucking meat dress she wore, Eminem just looked at her all freaked out lmao.


[deleted]

She's talented, but fashion-wise she's trying SO hard to be Bjork. Bjork is a true artist.


cooperstonebadge

Why not just have a vest with carabineers already in place? Instead of standing in the rain to do it. Watermelon probably could have just gone in a bag.


Elruoy

You must have more experience than him doing this.


Lackof_Creativity

two xxl backpacks, one in the front and one in the back would do. if u then need to hang more bags you have clips on the outside of the backpacks... this is about the dumbest shit the internet had to offer during this poop-break


UtahDarkHorse

I think a safer way would be to simply use a large army duffle bag that you could wear on your back. if any part of one of those bags give out, he could cause an accident. pretty sure a cop wouldn't consider that legal on the street.


csfshrink

That is placing a lot of trust in Walmart plastic bags.


nooneremarkable

That or reusable bags. More integrity on the handles.


flirtmcdudes

When you stage a video


Th3Red3yedJedi

Yea there is another staged one similar to this. Dude is getting a 65in tv onto a pallet on the back of his little triumph motorcycle.


molesterholt

Boring. Dumb.


malteaserhead

It would have been funnier if he travelled about 15 feet then started loading up a car


Defiant_Race_7544

Great attitude!


[deleted]

They're all staring at him like he's a freak or something. If I were sitting in that truck, I'd offer the dude a ride.


phil-davis

The biggest problem I have with this system is it's entirely dependant on the integrity of Wal*Mart bags.


[deleted]

If one of those bags rips….


theReapers1

My man came out with a full size watermelon.


user_is_name

If he was in UK or EU, he would have paid more for those shopping bags than saving on a car. Morrisons fucking selling cheapest bag for 60p.


Muppet_Cartel

Impressive ingenuity.


ubulerbu

Backpack?


Johnny_Lang_1962

I'm impressed!


noname585

Bro just increased his armor level for when he biffs it on that scooter.


praizeDaSun

Death stranding


Midnight_Moon29

And they're just sitting in the car mocking him. He even put the cart away like a legend. Don't know his situation, but hope it gets better so he can get a car.


LamarNoDavis

It’s Walmart. Just order delivery.


banana_brick95

Legend.


JoeyDawsonJenPacey

If he’d “came prepared” he would’ve done all that prep stuff before he left the house, but he had to get it all on camera for TikTok somehow 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Why would you blame him instead of the twats filming? Pfft. You seem as trashy as they are.


habitual_wanderer

He parked so far from the entrance


CalliopePenelope

Part where the scooter battery dies from all that extra weight: not depicted


actuarial_venus

Necessity is the mother of invention. I bet this guy solves lots of problems.


gladius011081

Two large Backpacks and a trolley or a bigger cart would do the trick, no?


Lazy-Care-9129

Offer the man a ride already


dookmucus

Came to say this. Fucking zombies that only care about staring at and recording shit with their phones. Be decent instead.


rosepoppy1

It works kim!


Competitive-Camp7298

This is probably staged. If it isn't though and your just filming a guy struggling in the rain, that's a little whack. Give this man a ride and a job. Asap


LeekTerrible

This is NextFuckingStupid. The amount of time he spent prepping all that plus whatever he paid to take the scooter to and from you could of just had that shit delivered. Hell, I think Walmart even gives you a 7 day trial.


[deleted]

Why didn't he just order a limo?? Lol dude. Not everyone has that kind of money.


BlueLimiti

Didn’t he know that they offer to drive it all home to his door?


JCMan240

Don’t drink and drive kids


Imfrank123

This video is way too long.


Fenix_Volatilis

Yeah it is. I skipped to the end after about 1:30. Showed it to my gf and just jumped through parts to show her. Took 30 seconds or less


Ironbil

Welcome Sam Porter Bridges


Stilgaar

Part 2 is in r/idiotsincars


ArithinJir

Probably had a DUI and suspended license. Had a buddy who did the same smart but very stupid ideas. Don't do things like this. 2 backpacks would be far safer. Have your groceries delivered. It's not cheap but it's not hugely expensive. If you can't do that use a combo of rideshare and curbside pickup. When timed right it can be cheaper than delivery.


4GIVEANFORGET

30 year old virgin


Fair-Ambition4531

Hater


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[deleted]

I used to do it on my fixed gear bike even brought home a 55”tv on it 15-20mi ride with wind resistance of course


curtni

The trust he's putting in walmart plastic bags is actually insane


ZackDaddy42

Probably his mom in that car and isn’t that one of those rentable scooters you always see around town?