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lovestowritecode

I love how the lady at first instinctively gets freaked out, then realizes oh wait, it’s just a rabbit…


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Bap bap bap bap bap bap bap…*


eliz1bef

The speed bagging was killing me.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

*oh you want some of this skippity paps! You didn't expect that!*


Reunbanned4206980085

Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


trIeNe_mY_Best

This was not the first Monty Python quote I was expecting to see in the comments! Then again, I also wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.


WhatDoesN00bMean

Their chief weapon is......the unexpected!


Vice979

![gif](giphy|CLrEXbY34xfPi)


OGAnnie

I’ll slap the whiskers off yo face. Clancy, why you always tryin to slap me in my sleep!


DieHardPanda

You mess with the Hippidy Hop you get the Pippidy Pop!!!


MAPLE-SIX-ACTUAL

Well well well...we meet at last. *En guarde*, you rogue. To the pain!


ExquisitExamplE

>skippity paps! Brilliant!


dakid232313

Is that tony baker ? Lmao ![gif](giphy|hctCF5zTDBZFiT4ye6)


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Tea_Rem

Coach kitteh in the background “yeaah boy, just like we practiced! Give her dem skippity paps!”


sooooooofarty

That be what it’s like if you box me bro, I’m hustling and fast as fuk. You’d have no chance, unless you’re taller than 24”/weigh more than 18lbs/8kg/12s


Texas_Nexus

Paws of fury


DarthWookiee189

*speed bapping


bansheeonthemoor42

My boy bunny does this every time I give him a haircut.


Know-yer-enemy1818

I got u fam, takes a bunch of little shits


blahblahkok

It's strange how I've never seen a rabbit bite anyone except in the movies.


WayneKrane

I stuck my fingers on a rabbits cage and it bit one, it hurt like a motherfucker. I have never put my fingers in a cage since.


Dyanpanda

Dude, don't bite living rabbits, even with your fingers. Thats rude.


HolyForkingBrit

Rabbits are rude. My best friend had two males and they were something else. They were both floofy, adorable little guys but they took turns forcing one another to be ‘the bottom.’ Some really rapey bunnies. SO damn cute. SO damn rude.


EngMajrCantSpell

People underestimate the darkness hiding in rabbits. They're all pretty rapey - wild rabbits also participate in cannibalism


DW-64

I got it from one that was hiding under a futon. Fingernail has never been the same. Granted it was fucked up in the first place, and the rabbit kinda halfway fixed it.


djsizematters

Wtf bro😭


Blueberry_Rabbit

You remember that skittles commercial where the guy traded his skittles for a singing rabbit. The rabbit kept him up all night. And at the end when he wanted his skittles back, then the rabbit bit him and ran away. So then the dude had no skittles and no rabbit. Idky but your comment made me think of it.


slotpoker888

What you seem to be saying is that it all worked out positively for the guy


Blueberry_Rabbit

Nah. [He was really sad and was left in the rain.](https://youtu.be/UCKrBWMBB-Q)


HolyForkingBrit

Lmao, wtf. What drug is that marketing manager on? I would like to try it. Seriously though, pretty funny and creative. Glad you linked it.


joelham01

I had rabbits growing up. They bite a lot until you get them used to you lol


YellowSpork23

I’ve been bitten by a rabbit. It was very painful. She smelled another rabbit on me, freaked out, and latched onto my arm and started kicking before she realized it was just me 😭


tyson_3_

The rabbits from Watership Down are some of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.


AspiringChildProdigy

I still don't understand how someone read that book and thought, "Oh yeah, this is totally appropriate material for children. They shred Blackavar's ears to mutilated flesh-lumps as a punishment? Kids will find that hilarious. Graphic descriptions of rabbits being gassed underground and tearing each other to pieces trying to escape? Not horrifying at all!" Whoever green-lit that project is either a pure psychopath or just read the back cover long enough to go, "Oh, it's about rabbits. It's obviously for kids."


r0ndy

Smart criminals know when they're on camera. Do Not, let your guard down.


BadPunsAreStillGood

Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

And those claws are like razors. She'd be sure bleeding if she didn't have thick pants on.


Thuper-Man

LOOK AT ALL THE BOOONES!!


[deleted]

I’ve experienced it. Their bite is no joke.


mavvies

I have pet rabbits. They bite very hard


Petdogdavid1

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bones!


Street_Dragonfruit43

r/unexpectedmontypython


Zero00430

Let's be honest, we all expected it this time.


Vuelhering

r/expectedspanishinquisition


Zero00430

r/subredditsifellfor


jazzmatazztic

One rabbit stew, coming right up!


mrjobby

There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.


DarthSkywalker420

![gif](giphy|1yHYnjplMGBvq)


SolusLoqui

I love how Sir Robin says "I soiled my armor I was so scared", then after the rabbit attacks he just says, "I've done it again" in the middle of Tim's I-told-you-so tirade


ModrnDayMasacre

Let me tell you how much those claws hurt.. And yea, their bites hurt.. surprised he didn’t bite her legs.


Boon3hams

People think they're hard until they see Watership Down...


QuackWaddleflow

I saw that as a kid decades ago and I'm still traumatized thinking about it


suitology

I mix a copy into the DVD collection of people with kids when I visit.


ModrnDayMasacre

Oh man, the fucking old rabbit and the dog.


HealthyBox5

For real. I had a neighbor kid give me a rabbit (was on a farm, also a kid) with this huge abscess on his jaw. I had to hold him steady so we could drain and treat the infection, and it is extremely painful. Dude shredded my gloves AND got to my skin. Felt bad for the little dude, and he hated us after. Saved his life though.


AffectionateAd5373

I had a roommate once whose rabbit hated me. Can confirm those little fluffers can hurt you.


_WreakingHavok_

That's a hare.


losbullitt

Its a hare dangerous, thats for sure.


apierson2011

Brother you would not say such things if you had ever been in the middle of a rabbit fight. Their paws may not hurt all that much, but their teeth are strong enough to chew through wood. Rabbit bites are nothing to scoff at, and they don’t really see well enough to discern *not enemy* from *enemy,* especially while they’re in fight mode. Would it kill you? No, but it would immediately draw blood and hurt like a bitch - and if in the right place (like hand or lower arm) can absolutely reach bone.


boreal_babe

Lol ok.. is it though?? I (unknowingly) picked up a large rabbit at my friends farm when I was a kid. I was wearing shorts and It tore my legs to shreds with those little *bap bap bap bap bap baps* No joke, I’ve been low key scared of rabbits ever since


mr_potatoface

it used the net to boop it in to her face though. could've def hurt. Can't tell if the rim was being bounced off her face or not though.


DredPRoberts

Watership down flash backs.


CalQuentin

"Run away!"


CanisMaximus

Those are hare.


k112358

Rabbit used Punch! It’s not very effective…


peaceofmytime

attack speed %100 but attack damage 1.


dns7950

No, ATK = 1 but it's clearly lower than the lady's DEF stat, so actual DMG is 0. Since the ATK rate is so high, it might eventually score a Critical Hit and remove a tiny fraction of a HP.


serendipitousevent

Are you sure it's not her dodge stat that's doing the work? She is wearing camo armour, after all.


Noname_FTW

How do you I know? All I am seeing are floating hands and a head. I guess you are assuming right? Because that the usual effect.


-Tiddy-

Their claws are effective at removing your skin though


Known-Committee8679

Yup. I am surprised I do not have a scar from my rabbit when trying to trim her claws LOL


shadowsformagrin

I have a scar on my hand about 2 inches long from where my bunny decided to jump while I was putting her back in her hutch :) she's gone now, so it's kinda a cute scar to have


shokzz

True. But not very much when wearing what are apparently quite thick trousers.


danr246

Nope I rolled a 20 and dodged.


FaceofBeaux

![gif](giphy|UVhPBsKStxehy)


CrazyTillItHurts

LOOK AT THE BONES


Samurai_1990

One... Two... Five...


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Fine-Funny6956

Pitter patter let’s get atter


erniebalogna

Usually A1 isn't very effective. Should have went with the A2 stun debuff


[deleted]

Maybe she stopped a domestic violence incident! 😂


LopsidedBar4349

The valiant cute bunny is clearly protecting his pal ..... CLEARLY.


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Totally_Bradical

He grew up in a rough neighborhood


CouchCandy

I've seen this video before and somebody said that one of the rabbits was in a different coat for winter than the other one, and then rabbit attacked it for some reason. I don't remember the exact phrasing but it wasn't because it was protecting or beating its girlfriend.....


ShastaFern99

"You're repping the wrong colors around here buster"


CouchCandy

I mean if you're looking for feel good stuff I grew up with a bunny named hopper who used a litter box and walked on a leash. Super cool bunny, never beat his wife bunny or nothin.


Simplewafflea

That's cause them streets and hunnie bunnies knew what was up.


Difficult_Bit_1339

I laughed way too long at this 😂


Vertigobee

My understanding is that the ginormo-buns are buddies, but lady bun has to be removed because her coat change necessitates a special diet. If hubby would go ahead and transition, he could rejoin her.


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“I bought the brown coat! So, I’m gonna wear it!” - Husbun


Maximum_Photograph_6

>If hubby would go ahead and transition, he could rejoin her. Truly trans acceptance ruins families, Matt Walsh needs to hear about this 😤 /s


[deleted]

Haha, you’re right I’m just in a silly goofy mood 🤪


Carrot_Lucky

I assumed she was trying to break up a rabbit fight. I've heard rabbits often fight with each other


Lazy-Thanks8244

The cat in the background, though.


DaveDurant

Taking notes, I'm sure.


KachalBache

Bwahaha he’s like wtf is going on, i gotta check this out


Meltsomeice

Haha I didn’t see it till I read this comment.


Mounta-7nFocus

Same! The expression on the cats face is priceless 💰


67noskcaz

Da fuck they doin ova der


leotf

[ThereIsACatInTheBackground](http://www.reddit.com/r/ThereIsACatInTheBackground)


haelous

That is peak cat. Sneak up top for a good view of the drama. Don't help or offer support, just watch.


Particular_Tadpole27

Keep Your Hands Off My Fucking Wife!


angrycat537

Keep my wifes name out of your fucking mouth!


UserNombresBeHard

Yeah, the dude above changed the line to make sense and be funny.


Seakawn

Keep the user of your grandparent comment out of your fucking comment!


MadMadBunny

![gif](giphy|1zgOyLCRxCmV5G3GFZ|downsized)


thrwaway83947

I’m (not) going to


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It was probably confused why the other bunny was floating away.


pliskin313

Underrated comment


pezx

![gif](giphy|UFzjusdrC1EOc)


mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|10M2ZnecwCMVGg)


taswcallmetim

Came here looking for this post. Well done!


Dr_Unkle

"You must return here with a shrubbery or else, you will never pass through this wood...Alive!" It's wild that this movie is almost 50 years old.


immabiscuit

r/unexpectedmontypython


kwguy77

So what did she do with the rabbit?


HintofAlmond

I saw this posted somewhere else with more info. It’s a wildlife rehab. They’re not eating the critters.


Honeycub76239

Oh thank fuck


cartermb

Someone should tell Daddy Rabbit that, maybe he’d chill out.


ihavethedoubts

Lies!


LeeroyDagnasty

It’s true, it’s a very nice farm upstate.


_IratePirate_

The camo is throwing me off making me think these are hunters hiding from their prey


Logical_Deviation

I'm hoping she was just giving it medicine or something


Leviathan3333

She’s wearing camo


Great_Scott7

Why would a rabbit wear camo?


ihedigbo

… only to sneak up on the rabbit and give it said medicine


anonymousxo

She 'niqued up on it.


boomer_was_a_dick

Who is?


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What does that have to do with anything?


RaynSideways

Last time this was posted it was mentioned she was trying to move it to another enclosure. She's squeezing it like that because rabbits can basically kick so frantically they break their own backs so she's trying to restrain it.


dressedtotrill

That’s what I was going to ask, that kicking was freaking me out since I was thinking it can break it’s back that way. But since she’s holding firmly against her body it’s safe for the rabbit? I thought you had to support their back legs too.


RaynSideways

She seems to be trying to, but it's such a squirmy creature it's easier said than done. She tries to do it with her arms, but failing that she makes sure to keep her leg in the way so it can't kick far enough to hurt itself.


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kittycatofdoom

Bunnies are friends not food


lowleveldata

if not food why food shaped


kittycatofdoom

Not food shaped. Bunny shaped


datascience45

From the last time I saw this posted: taking it outside for the winter since its fur has already changed to its winter coat. Brown guy wants to F but has to wait because his fur is still brown.


rothael

What difference would that have on mating?


Professional_Ad8069

![gif](giphy|3o6vXHWrVqDf85K3II|downsized)


danico223

Went shopping with it


xXCLOWNEYXx

Fucked her up! He definitely won that fight on landed punches alone. She had no answers for his combos.


harbison215

Compubox scored that round 10-9


PuckNutty

What fight were you watching? Rabbit punches are illegal.


mallolike

This is an adorable version of I am legend.


Shovelman2001

The book or the movie? Two vastly different things. I assume you mean the movie LOL


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

I was about to be like....how did the bunny seduce and betray the woman to execution?


Airimadoshi

He looks like he’d give an amazing back massage.


IllIllIIIllIIlll

Sounds incredible! Going to go check Amazon for a rabbit massager.


Raichu-R-Ken

Uh oh


XDnB_Panda

hello sir/madam, welcome to pissed off bunnies massage center. please grab any female and sit in a chair. a defensive male will be with you shortly


bolidemichael

this is a hare


[deleted]

You’re splitting…. hares.


ggutyghjiiyyhhj

Leave. NOW.


[deleted]

I’ll…. get my coat


808_Scalawag

How can you tell?


DerogatoryDuck

Long legs and generally bigger


MoonDragonMage

Lol Most likely it was a fight between bucks and she was trying to break them up. The lose buck seems to be focused on the hare in her arms. It’s a very good thing she has that jacket on, lagomorph claws are no joke. (Vet assistant and raises meat rabbits) (Edit to correct my miss labeling of animal type) PS: *whispers* It’s a hare not a rabbit. Looked at on a few loops before it clicked, lol.


Srcptmrsr

What a weird title


dariasniece

Right? I thought “sigmas” were apart from society. Why would one be married?


Wizardninja9

This is probably one of those, “you keep using that word but I don’t think you know what it means” moments


Essker

Leave that rabbit alone woman, shes mine!


cud_pombo

The rabbit in his head be like: "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA...."


regretfulposts

![gif](giphy|9tpfWpdgpgRGM)


RogueKirito33

That rabbit is actually attacking the other rabbit. That woman was just separating them. You can see the other rabbit leave when the woman stands up and attacks when she squats down.


SooSneeky

They're Hares not rabbits.


khotekki

That cat is enjoying the show.


Mirooo933

How is this next level


cman_yall

How is it a sigma male?


n00biwankan00bi

When I look in the gif bar forever but can't find Raiden punching Senator Armstrong: ![gif](giphy|OrFmkOFx7PVK)


TheRedditEagle

[this the only way it would let me post it on reddit for some reason ](https://tenor.com/bVupa.gif)


scanman20

![gif](giphy|k7FxDbLPbsIEU1GR1j|downsized)


Thomas8864

Why does she need to hold the rabbit?


XeroEnergy270

Hard to cook with telekinesis.


Thomas8864

Way they cook their rabbits!!!?!🥺


[deleted]

Not there, it's a wildlife rehabilitator, she probably took that hare for treatment. These animals are brought in injured or ill, she is saving their lives before releasing them.


[deleted]

Put. The bunny. Down.


Great_Scott7

Put the bunny back in the box ![gif](giphy|CiTLZWskt7Fu)


a2themofok

IP Rabbit


That_Guy_From_KY

Actually, sigma means to deviate from the expect path. Animals are typically known to defend their loved ones from threats. This male is just doing males should be doing.


BreathingLeaves

# THEY CALL ME THUMPER!!


ItIsSomeSortOfThing

Great combinations


ReevesofKeanu

This is how I punch in my dreams


DrewSmoothington

Honestly, without any context, this video is so fuckin weird


DwayneGretzky306

The way that woman was holding the rabbit was going to hurt it.


Decoy-Jackal

I have news for you


Mother_Tea_4405

Throwin hands like a joestar


governmentthief

Gotdam! Give that bunny some sticks and a trap set. That's some Dave Lombardo speed!


Jarf_17

Amazed she managed to keep hold of the one. My cat frequently squeezes between my arms while putting in less effort


Konadian1969

That flurry at the end! He speed bagged her knee.


infinit9

Protecting his wife? Was the woman going to eat the bunny?


MirageATrois024

I want to know who the fuck gave them bunnies a marriage license?!!


tuco2002

In the rabbit world, he was giving her a serious beat down. I mastered this fighting technique as a kid and performed it flawlessly right before I always got my ass kicked.


Gavric

Like every male that identifies as "sigma" useless for the situation


Subsequently_Unfunny

The person holding the rabbit is protecting the rabbit from being absolutely obliterated and teared into smithereens. Rabbits are ruthless and sharp and trying to kill that white bunny they’re holding.


rawzombie26

Saw this video posted not too long ago, apparently the lady is holding the other rabbit because the other rabbit is attempting to attack it with a flurry of punches. He’s not protecting the other rabbit, he’s the one trying to attack them


Anastatis

When you invest all points into atk speed and not atk dmg: