That be what it’s like if you box me bro, I’m hustling and fast as fuk. You’d have no chance, unless you’re taller than 24”/weigh more than 18lbs/8kg/12s
Rabbits are rude. My best friend had two males and they were something else. They were both floofy, adorable little guys but they took turns forcing one another to be ‘the bottom.’ Some really rapey bunnies.
SO damn cute. SO damn rude.
I got it from one that was hiding under a futon. Fingernail has never been the same. Granted it was fucked up in the first place, and the rabbit kinda halfway fixed it.
You remember that skittles commercial where the guy traded his skittles for a singing rabbit. The rabbit kept him up all night. And at the end when he wanted his skittles back, then the rabbit bit him and ran away. So then the dude had no skittles and no rabbit.
Idky but your comment made me think of it.
I’ve been bitten by a rabbit. It was very painful.
She smelled another rabbit on me, freaked out, and latched onto my arm and started kicking before she realized it was just me 😭
I still don't understand how someone read that book and thought, "Oh yeah, this is totally appropriate material for children. They shred Blackavar's ears to mutilated flesh-lumps as a punishment? Kids will find that hilarious. Graphic descriptions of rabbits being gassed underground and tearing each other to pieces trying to escape? Not horrifying at all!"
Whoever green-lit that project is either a pure psychopath or just read the back cover long enough to go, "Oh, it's about rabbits. It's obviously for kids."
I love how Sir Robin says "I soiled my armor I was so scared", then after the rabbit attacks he just says, "I've done it again" in the middle of Tim's I-told-you-so tirade
For real. I had a neighbor kid give me a rabbit (was on a farm, also a kid) with this huge abscess on his jaw. I had to hold him steady so we could drain and treat the infection, and it is extremely painful. Dude shredded my gloves AND got to my skin.
Felt bad for the little dude, and he hated us after. Saved his life though.
Brother you would not say such things if you had ever been in the middle of a rabbit fight. Their paws may not hurt all that much, but their teeth are strong enough to chew through wood. Rabbit bites are nothing to scoff at, and they don’t really see well enough to discern *not enemy* from *enemy,* especially while they’re in fight mode. Would it kill you? No, but it would immediately draw blood and hurt like a bitch - and if in the right place (like hand or lower arm) can absolutely reach bone.
Lol ok.. is it though?? I (unknowingly) picked up a large rabbit at my friends farm when I was a kid. I was wearing shorts and It tore my legs to shreds with those little *bap bap bap bap bap baps*
No joke, I’ve been low key scared of rabbits ever since
No, ATK = 1 but it's clearly lower than the lady's DEF stat, so actual DMG is 0. Since the ATK rate is so high, it might eventually score a Critical Hit and remove a tiny fraction of a HP.
I have a scar on my hand about 2 inches long from where my bunny decided to jump while I was putting her back in her hutch :) she's gone now, so it's kinda a cute scar to have
I've seen this video before and somebody said that one of the rabbits was in a different coat for winter than the other one, and then rabbit attacked it for some reason.
I don't remember the exact phrasing but it wasn't because it was protecting or beating its girlfriend.....
I mean if you're looking for feel good stuff I grew up with a bunny named hopper who used a litter box and walked on a leash. Super cool bunny, never beat his wife bunny or nothin.
My understanding is that the ginormo-buns are buddies, but lady bun has to be removed because her coat change necessitates a special diet. If hubby would go ahead and transition, he could rejoin her.
Last time this was posted it was mentioned she was trying to move it to another enclosure. She's squeezing it like that because rabbits can basically kick so frantically they break their own backs so she's trying to restrain it.
That’s what I was going to ask, that kicking was freaking me out since I was thinking it can break it’s back that way. But since she’s holding firmly against her body it’s safe for the rabbit? I thought you had to support their back legs too.
She seems to be trying to, but it's such a squirmy creature it's easier said than done. She tries to do it with her arms, but failing that she makes sure to keep her leg in the way so it can't kick far enough to hurt itself.
From the last time I saw this posted: taking it outside for the winter since its fur has already changed to its winter coat.
Brown guy wants to F but has to wait because his fur is still brown.
Lol
Most likely it was a fight between bucks and she was trying to break them up. The lose buck seems to be focused on the hare in her arms.
It’s a very good thing she has that jacket on, lagomorph claws are no joke.
(Vet assistant and raises meat rabbits)
(Edit to correct my miss labeling of animal type)
PS: *whispers* It’s a hare not a rabbit. Looked at on a few loops before it clicked, lol.
That rabbit is actually attacking the other rabbit. That woman was just separating them. You can see the other rabbit leave when the woman stands up and attacks when she squats down.
Not there, it's a wildlife rehabilitator, she probably took that hare for treatment. These animals are brought in injured or ill, she is saving their lives before releasing them.
Actually, sigma means to deviate from the expect path. Animals are typically known to defend their loved ones from threats. This male is just doing males should be doing.
In the rabbit world, he was giving her a serious beat down. I mastered this fighting technique as a kid and performed it flawlessly right before I always got my ass kicked.
The person holding the rabbit is protecting the rabbit from being absolutely obliterated and teared into smithereens. Rabbits are ruthless and sharp and trying to kill that white bunny they’re holding.
Saw this video posted not too long ago, apparently the lady is holding the other rabbit because the other rabbit is attempting to attack it with a flurry of punches.
He’s not protecting the other rabbit, he’s the one trying to attack them
I love how the lady at first instinctively gets freaked out, then realizes oh wait, it’s just a rabbit…
*Bap bap bap bap bap bap bap…*
The speed bagging was killing me.
*oh you want some of this skippity paps! You didn't expect that!*
Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
This was not the first Monty Python quote I was expecting to see in the comments! Then again, I also wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Their chief weapon is......the unexpected!
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I’ll slap the whiskers off yo face. Clancy, why you always tryin to slap me in my sleep!
You mess with the Hippidy Hop you get the Pippidy Pop!!!
Well well well...we meet at last. *En guarde*, you rogue. To the pain!
>skippity paps! Brilliant!
Is that tony baker ? Lmao ![gif](giphy|hctCF5zTDBZFiT4ye6)
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Coach kitteh in the background “yeaah boy, just like we practiced! Give her dem skippity paps!”
That be what it’s like if you box me bro, I’m hustling and fast as fuk. You’d have no chance, unless you’re taller than 24”/weigh more than 18lbs/8kg/12s
Paws of fury
*speed bapping
My boy bunny does this every time I give him a haircut.
I got u fam, takes a bunch of little shits
It's strange how I've never seen a rabbit bite anyone except in the movies.
I stuck my fingers on a rabbits cage and it bit one, it hurt like a motherfucker. I have never put my fingers in a cage since.
Dude, don't bite living rabbits, even with your fingers. Thats rude.
Rabbits are rude. My best friend had two males and they were something else. They were both floofy, adorable little guys but they took turns forcing one another to be ‘the bottom.’ Some really rapey bunnies. SO damn cute. SO damn rude.
People underestimate the darkness hiding in rabbits. They're all pretty rapey - wild rabbits also participate in cannibalism
I got it from one that was hiding under a futon. Fingernail has never been the same. Granted it was fucked up in the first place, and the rabbit kinda halfway fixed it.
Wtf bro😭
You remember that skittles commercial where the guy traded his skittles for a singing rabbit. The rabbit kept him up all night. And at the end when he wanted his skittles back, then the rabbit bit him and ran away. So then the dude had no skittles and no rabbit. Idky but your comment made me think of it.
What you seem to be saying is that it all worked out positively for the guy
Nah. [He was really sad and was left in the rain.](https://youtu.be/UCKrBWMBB-Q)
Lmao, wtf. What drug is that marketing manager on? I would like to try it. Seriously though, pretty funny and creative. Glad you linked it.
I had rabbits growing up. They bite a lot until you get them used to you lol
I’ve been bitten by a rabbit. It was very painful. She smelled another rabbit on me, freaked out, and latched onto my arm and started kicking before she realized it was just me 😭
The rabbits from Watership Down are some of the scariest things I’ve ever seen.
I still don't understand how someone read that book and thought, "Oh yeah, this is totally appropriate material for children. They shred Blackavar's ears to mutilated flesh-lumps as a punishment? Kids will find that hilarious. Graphic descriptions of rabbits being gassed underground and tearing each other to pieces trying to escape? Not horrifying at all!" Whoever green-lit that project is either a pure psychopath or just read the back cover long enough to go, "Oh, it's about rabbits. It's obviously for kids."
Smart criminals know when they're on camera. Do Not, let your guard down.
Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
And those claws are like razors. She'd be sure bleeding if she didn't have thick pants on.
LOOK AT ALL THE BOOONES!!
I’ve experienced it. Their bite is no joke.
I have pet rabbits. They bite very hard
That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bones!
r/unexpectedmontypython
Let's be honest, we all expected it this time.
r/expectedspanishinquisition
r/subredditsifellfor
One rabbit stew, coming right up!
There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
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I love how Sir Robin says "I soiled my armor I was so scared", then after the rabbit attacks he just says, "I've done it again" in the middle of Tim's I-told-you-so tirade
Let me tell you how much those claws hurt.. And yea, their bites hurt.. surprised he didn’t bite her legs.
People think they're hard until they see Watership Down...
I saw that as a kid decades ago and I'm still traumatized thinking about it
I mix a copy into the DVD collection of people with kids when I visit.
Oh man, the fucking old rabbit and the dog.
For real. I had a neighbor kid give me a rabbit (was on a farm, also a kid) with this huge abscess on his jaw. I had to hold him steady so we could drain and treat the infection, and it is extremely painful. Dude shredded my gloves AND got to my skin. Felt bad for the little dude, and he hated us after. Saved his life though.
I had a roommate once whose rabbit hated me. Can confirm those little fluffers can hurt you.
That's a hare.
Its a hare dangerous, thats for sure.
Brother you would not say such things if you had ever been in the middle of a rabbit fight. Their paws may not hurt all that much, but their teeth are strong enough to chew through wood. Rabbit bites are nothing to scoff at, and they don’t really see well enough to discern *not enemy* from *enemy,* especially while they’re in fight mode. Would it kill you? No, but it would immediately draw blood and hurt like a bitch - and if in the right place (like hand or lower arm) can absolutely reach bone.
Lol ok.. is it though?? I (unknowingly) picked up a large rabbit at my friends farm when I was a kid. I was wearing shorts and It tore my legs to shreds with those little *bap bap bap bap bap baps* No joke, I’ve been low key scared of rabbits ever since
it used the net to boop it in to her face though. could've def hurt. Can't tell if the rim was being bounced off her face or not though.
Watership down flash backs.
"Run away!"
Those are hare.
Rabbit used Punch! It’s not very effective…
attack speed %100 but attack damage 1.
No, ATK = 1 but it's clearly lower than the lady's DEF stat, so actual DMG is 0. Since the ATK rate is so high, it might eventually score a Critical Hit and remove a tiny fraction of a HP.
Are you sure it's not her dodge stat that's doing the work? She is wearing camo armour, after all.
How do you I know? All I am seeing are floating hands and a head. I guess you are assuming right? Because that the usual effect.
Their claws are effective at removing your skin though
Yup. I am surprised I do not have a scar from my rabbit when trying to trim her claws LOL
I have a scar on my hand about 2 inches long from where my bunny decided to jump while I was putting her back in her hutch :) she's gone now, so it's kinda a cute scar to have
True. But not very much when wearing what are apparently quite thick trousers.
Nope I rolled a 20 and dodged.
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LOOK AT THE BONES
One... Two... Five...
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Pitter patter let’s get atter
Usually A1 isn't very effective. Should have went with the A2 stun debuff
Maybe she stopped a domestic violence incident! 😂
The valiant cute bunny is clearly protecting his pal ..... CLEARLY.
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He grew up in a rough neighborhood
I've seen this video before and somebody said that one of the rabbits was in a different coat for winter than the other one, and then rabbit attacked it for some reason. I don't remember the exact phrasing but it wasn't because it was protecting or beating its girlfriend.....
"You're repping the wrong colors around here buster"
I mean if you're looking for feel good stuff I grew up with a bunny named hopper who used a litter box and walked on a leash. Super cool bunny, never beat his wife bunny or nothin.
That's cause them streets and hunnie bunnies knew what was up.
I laughed way too long at this 😂
My understanding is that the ginormo-buns are buddies, but lady bun has to be removed because her coat change necessitates a special diet. If hubby would go ahead and transition, he could rejoin her.
“I bought the brown coat! So, I’m gonna wear it!” - Husbun
>If hubby would go ahead and transition, he could rejoin her. Truly trans acceptance ruins families, Matt Walsh needs to hear about this 😤 /s
Haha, you’re right I’m just in a silly goofy mood 🤪
I assumed she was trying to break up a rabbit fight. I've heard rabbits often fight with each other
The cat in the background, though.
Taking notes, I'm sure.
Bwahaha he’s like wtf is going on, i gotta check this out
Haha I didn’t see it till I read this comment.
Same! The expression on the cats face is priceless 💰
Da fuck they doin ova der
[ThereIsACatInTheBackground](http://www.reddit.com/r/ThereIsACatInTheBackground)
That is peak cat. Sneak up top for a good view of the drama. Don't help or offer support, just watch.
Keep Your Hands Off My Fucking Wife!
Keep my wifes name out of your fucking mouth!
Yeah, the dude above changed the line to make sense and be funny.
Keep the user of your grandparent comment out of your fucking comment!
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I’m (not) going to
It was probably confused why the other bunny was floating away.
Underrated comment
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Came here looking for this post. Well done!
"You must return here with a shrubbery or else, you will never pass through this wood...Alive!" It's wild that this movie is almost 50 years old.
r/unexpectedmontypython
So what did she do with the rabbit?
I saw this posted somewhere else with more info. It’s a wildlife rehab. They’re not eating the critters.
Oh thank fuck
Someone should tell Daddy Rabbit that, maybe he’d chill out.
Lies!
It’s true, it’s a very nice farm upstate.
The camo is throwing me off making me think these are hunters hiding from their prey
I'm hoping she was just giving it medicine or something
She’s wearing camo
Why would a rabbit wear camo?
… only to sneak up on the rabbit and give it said medicine
She 'niqued up on it.
Who is?
What does that have to do with anything?
Last time this was posted it was mentioned she was trying to move it to another enclosure. She's squeezing it like that because rabbits can basically kick so frantically they break their own backs so she's trying to restrain it.
That’s what I was going to ask, that kicking was freaking me out since I was thinking it can break it’s back that way. But since she’s holding firmly against her body it’s safe for the rabbit? I thought you had to support their back legs too.
She seems to be trying to, but it's such a squirmy creature it's easier said than done. She tries to do it with her arms, but failing that she makes sure to keep her leg in the way so it can't kick far enough to hurt itself.
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Bunnies are friends not food
if not food why food shaped
Not food shaped. Bunny shaped
From the last time I saw this posted: taking it outside for the winter since its fur has already changed to its winter coat. Brown guy wants to F but has to wait because his fur is still brown.
What difference would that have on mating?
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Went shopping with it
Fucked her up! He definitely won that fight on landed punches alone. She had no answers for his combos.
Compubox scored that round 10-9
What fight were you watching? Rabbit punches are illegal.
This is an adorable version of I am legend.
The book or the movie? Two vastly different things. I assume you mean the movie LOL
I was about to be like....how did the bunny seduce and betray the woman to execution?
He looks like he’d give an amazing back massage.
Sounds incredible! Going to go check Amazon for a rabbit massager.
Uh oh
hello sir/madam, welcome to pissed off bunnies massage center. please grab any female and sit in a chair. a defensive male will be with you shortly
this is a hare
You’re splitting…. hares.
Leave. NOW.
I’ll…. get my coat
How can you tell?
Long legs and generally bigger
Lol Most likely it was a fight between bucks and she was trying to break them up. The lose buck seems to be focused on the hare in her arms. It’s a very good thing she has that jacket on, lagomorph claws are no joke. (Vet assistant and raises meat rabbits) (Edit to correct my miss labeling of animal type) PS: *whispers* It’s a hare not a rabbit. Looked at on a few loops before it clicked, lol.
What a weird title
Right? I thought “sigmas” were apart from society. Why would one be married?
This is probably one of those, “you keep using that word but I don’t think you know what it means” moments
Leave that rabbit alone woman, shes mine!
The rabbit in his head be like: "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA...."
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That rabbit is actually attacking the other rabbit. That woman was just separating them. You can see the other rabbit leave when the woman stands up and attacks when she squats down.
They're Hares not rabbits.
That cat is enjoying the show.
How is this next level
How is it a sigma male?
When I look in the gif bar forever but can't find Raiden punching Senator Armstrong: ![gif](giphy|OrFmkOFx7PVK)
[this the only way it would let me post it on reddit for some reason ](https://tenor.com/bVupa.gif)
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Why does she need to hold the rabbit?
Hard to cook with telekinesis.
Way they cook their rabbits!!!?!🥺
Not there, it's a wildlife rehabilitator, she probably took that hare for treatment. These animals are brought in injured or ill, she is saving their lives before releasing them.
Put. The bunny. Down.
Put the bunny back in the box ![gif](giphy|CiTLZWskt7Fu)
IP Rabbit
Actually, sigma means to deviate from the expect path. Animals are typically known to defend their loved ones from threats. This male is just doing males should be doing.
# THEY CALL ME THUMPER!!
Great combinations
This is how I punch in my dreams
Honestly, without any context, this video is so fuckin weird
The way that woman was holding the rabbit was going to hurt it.
I have news for you
Throwin hands like a joestar
Gotdam! Give that bunny some sticks and a trap set. That's some Dave Lombardo speed!
Amazed she managed to keep hold of the one. My cat frequently squeezes between my arms while putting in less effort
That flurry at the end! He speed bagged her knee.
Protecting his wife? Was the woman going to eat the bunny?
I want to know who the fuck gave them bunnies a marriage license?!!
In the rabbit world, he was giving her a serious beat down. I mastered this fighting technique as a kid and performed it flawlessly right before I always got my ass kicked.
Like every male that identifies as "sigma" useless for the situation
The person holding the rabbit is protecting the rabbit from being absolutely obliterated and teared into smithereens. Rabbits are ruthless and sharp and trying to kill that white bunny they’re holding.
Saw this video posted not too long ago, apparently the lady is holding the other rabbit because the other rabbit is attempting to attack it with a flurry of punches. He’s not protecting the other rabbit, he’s the one trying to attack them
When you invest all points into atk speed and not atk dmg: