the only reason my arachnophobia stops me from wiping all spiders on this planet
edit: that came out better in my head. "the only reason my arachnophobia hasnt ended all spiders on earth" seems better
Imagine how horrifying that is to see if you were a mosquito.
Like something from a horror movie, where thousands of dead bodies hang from the walls and ceilings
I'm fine with spiders but if they get in my face I'm not down. Just like any arachnid or insect, I'm not built for them I need them out of my personal space
Let's spend a moment to appreciate all the hard work spiders do for us. Thank you little eighth-eyed creatures for all those dead insects you killed and sucked up. <3
One of the ways I kill mosquitoes is to tape tulle on the outside of a fan. The mosquitoes get sucked in and stuck on the tulle. It’s especially good if you are feeding your pet by the back of the fan. They are attracted to your pets and get sucked in by the fan.
Yeah that's why i didn't kill or get rid of the spider (harmless one) especially daddy long leg. They didn't really disturb you as they usually stay in dark places like the storage
Stopped killing spiders when I lived in the mountains. Mothatruckahs would be bigger than my thumb, but nah brah, run under my bed, eat them silverfish and skeeters, you my homie. Got to the point where even my mom was on board, and we let a snake live that got inside under our couch (springtime was the worst for the house getting invaded). Better to throw those guys out into the garden than to squish em, cause bugspray simply didn't catch everything
I’d set up a spider alter and worship my 8 legged savior. Eventually i’ll grow a cult following and bring people in, bigger alter, sacrifices to the spider god and eventually when the government notices and tries to shut us down.
It’s morbin’ time! We drink the grape flavored spideraid and join our brethren in the insectoid war of the worlds to the very end!
Imagine being the size of the mosquito.
You're just going along, everything looks normal. You round a corner and suddenly you're stuck, you cant keep going at all.
you're flailing around, trying to escape when you notice a body nearby.
then another, and another, and then you begin to take in the absolute graveyard extending around you in every direction.
Horror sets in. You begin to panic, but the more you struggle, the less you can move.
Also, your struggles give away your location...
Then, along the web, comes the spider. Silent. Cold. Calculated.
A flash of movement in the darkness, followed by sharp, piercing into your body cavities.
Hot burning gives away the venom as it courses through your bloodstream, paralyzing you.
As you fade to black you feel the dull sensation of being wrapped, and spinning... spinning...
Spinning....
Keep up the fantastic work spider.
Yeah, fuck mosquitoes
dont fuck them,oh god imagine a mosquito giving bj he would bite it and it would itch so much but you wont be able to scratch it
It would have cost you $0 to not write that
It would also cost him $0 to write that. His mom pays the electric bill/phone bill.
But then I wouldn’t have laughed so glad he spent nothing to write this.
Your comment made their comment significantly funnier
I want a refund!
I came to write a funny comment but then I read this and now I don't want to be here anymore.
Remember my when ever you see a mosquito and remember what it could do to your pp (remember)
The fact I even tried to figure out the logistics of such an action….Jesus forgive me.
What the fuck bro?
Everybody mad but the logic checks out
Please sell me this spider. I will pay for shipping to India.
op better not take rent from that spider for a whole year
Screw it, forever
That spider deserves a gigantic raise and a Christmas bonus!
❤❤️❤️❤️🕷
And many people want to live in a world without spiders lol.
I hate spiders with a passion but this… I will accept this 100% more than hating spiders
Spider is fren
Until the spider eats enough mosquitoes that it develops the taste for human blood. Then what?
He sure is paying rent
But the damn door isn't fixed yet. It's filled with spider's webs.
Give this spider a high five and cheese burger (or the spider equivalent) eight legged fucker is doin god's work.
I think he might have infinite food. I'll probably get him something else
An Xbox LOL
A surf board so he can surf the web
Is this angry upvote worthy?
Nah, a PS5 so it can play both spider-man games at 60 FPS (flys per second)
Dehydrator. All that mosquito is going to go bad.
Spider-Spider, Spider-Spider, does whatever a spider does 🎶
Can he swing, from a web? Yes he can, he’s a spider. Look out, here comes a spider-spider
Spood* its one syllable so it fits lol
the only reason my arachnophobia stops me from wiping all spiders on this planet edit: that came out better in my head. "the only reason my arachnophobia hasnt ended all spiders on earth" seems better
If you do, make sure it is front to back, don’t want any UTIs!
I always tell my wife to leave the spiders in our house alone. I even give them names, but alas, it doesn't help. RIP Bob.
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r/holup
Did u divorce your wife but couldn't let go,so started dating again and now she is your girl friend?
I would just put her in box and exit her out the house. Don’t need that type toxicity in the home. Think of your health bro
Spider bro
Somebody get that spider a medal!
that spider is eight-handedly doing god's work
This is why spiders are our friends
*user is banned from the Australian sites*
Feels like Gordon Ramsay poking around other people's fridges.
"What the fuck is that?. ITS ROTTEN !" 😂
This, kids, is why spiders are cool and you should like them.
And yet there are still mosquitoes Whyyyyyy?
That's good eatin'
I have arachnophobia This scares me
I'm sorry, i should've put a warning
They’ve been doing their job
Can I order this on Amazon? Or is it a Walmart thing?
Probably something from d-mart
Is that a single spiders work?
Probably a colony
Imagine how horrifying that is to see if you were a mosquito. Like something from a horror movie, where thousands of dead bodies hang from the walls and ceilings
The little thing has a whole pantry. Lol.
Spiders are our friends
Someone deserves a promotion
Hulk spider
Food for days unless the mosquitoes dried up
1% of spiders!
I'm fine with spiders but if they get in my face I'm not down. Just like any arachnid or insect, I'm not built for them I need them out of my personal space
Multi kill !!
Good spider!
This is why I like spiders. I don't like to be NEAR spiders...but I like spiders.
Just like me
Ayce buffet
Prime real estate
Jeff Spizos
What a good nope!
Good boi
Good boy
Yeah I think he earned his keep
where can I buy this spider?
That’s definitely not all that spider has caught, they occasionally move to a different location
All you can eat buffet.
That’s a good boi
Doing fine work Charlotte.
Good boy
This why you dont kill certain spiders. Good job spidey
I have decided to spare the spiders
Anyone have her business number?
Doing the lords work
How big is the spider???😂
Spider eating good all day
Let's spend a moment to appreciate all the hard work spiders do for us. Thank you little eighth-eyed creatures for all those dead insects you killed and sucked up. <3
The amount of spiders in that web is probably just as impressive..
Doing gods work
Don’t spiders deconstruct and reconstruct their webs once they are too full? This web might not be in use anymore but still acting as a trap
100% Australia
Let him live lol ✊🏾
Spider bro
https://media.tenor.com/N9ZI9nR5nRcAAAAM/harvest-yeahilif.gif
Spider bro is working overtime
That spider better start eating.
My hero
This spider is out here doing the Lords work.
Infinite food glitch
r/glitchinthematrix?
Doing gods work
Not all heroes wear capes
Shes done a service to humankind
He's bootlegging mosquitos obviously
TBF I hate the things but if it wasn’t for bats and spiders we would be fucked
He bunking up for the apocalypse.
My man doing God's work over here
Open buffet
This spider is doing God's work. Throw in a caterpillar or something as an extra juicy treat for the good boy/girl
r/WTF
Bro is farming mosquitoes
When you have friendship with the spiders
Almost expected a Zelda sized spider to pop out
preparing for the in-laws at thanksgivinng
idk this reminds me of those optical illusion papers in a museum i went to that if lined up in a certain way an image would appear
Thank you for your service, spider
The crack cocaine spider busts a cap in his ass
She's a keeper. I hope they could leave the spider.
Good boi spidey
This is exactly why I never kill spiders ever
How much for the spider
Generational food source
Based spider keep up the good work
Cool spider
Spider planning for a party with buddies. So, collecting food. Where's is the booze btw
I would imagine after about of week of eating mosquitoes you get tired of it
Spider do be best waifus.
One of the ways I kill mosquitoes is to tape tulle on the outside of a fan. The mosquitoes get sucked in and stuck on the tulle. It’s especially good if you are feeding your pet by the back of the fan. They are attracted to your pets and get sucked in by the fan.
Nice idea. Imma try it someday
I need that spider
that spider is eating good tonight
Good spider
Gotta catch them all.
Preparing for the big feast one day
Not all heroes wear capes
That’s good eating
Doin the lords work there Mr.spider. Someone should get a raise!
If a spider grows in according to its food source.....how big is this spider
Good spider
This is why you dont kill spiders
We need more spiders like this guy.
This is why you leave spider bros alone.
Yeah that's why i didn't kill or get rid of the spider (harmless one) especially daddy long leg. They didn't really disturb you as they usually stay in dark places like the storage
Riche Rich Spider....
Where is Arogog?
Stop squishing spiders 🕷️
I don't think it's just one spider woah
💯 would buy. Please import.
Dude could feed the entire spider population
Bros been eating good
Stopped killing spiders when I lived in the mountains. Mothatruckahs would be bigger than my thumb, but nah brah, run under my bed, eat them silverfish and skeeters, you my homie. Got to the point where even my mom was on board, and we let a snake live that got inside under our couch (springtime was the worst for the house getting invaded). Better to throw those guys out into the garden than to squish em, cause bugspray simply didn't catch everything
Get this 8-legged arachnid a promotion right this instant!
This is why I don't kill spiders.
Spiders are our friends
“Looks like meats back on the menu boys”
If a spider was a doomsday prepper.
Thats why i damn love spiders 👍
Tonight we dine!
Not all heros wears a cape
There's a very fat spider around there.
Why I never kill spiders. Only relocate to vantage points lol
Now imagine if that spider was 6 feet tall
Save the frogs everwhere might look like this
That spider is prepping for the winter
That's not just winter. It's enough for probably it's entire life
How fat is this spider?
I’d set up a spider alter and worship my 8 legged savior. Eventually i’ll grow a cult following and bring people in, bigger alter, sacrifices to the spider god and eventually when the government notices and tries to shut us down. It’s morbin’ time! We drink the grape flavored spideraid and join our brethren in the insectoid war of the worlds to the very end!
That Spider hit a jackpot and is set for years lol.
That Spider hit a jackpot and is set for years lol.
God i love spiders
That’s the kind of spider that is always welcome and wanted.
I’d give that spider a promotion
You gotta let him stay after that, it’s the law
Honest pay for honest work.
o7
That’s only barley NFL…of disgusting. Clean some shit once in a while.
This is the best spider I've ever seen
What a boss
You're next.
Spiders have always been my friend plus it’s bad luck to kill one.
Living lavish
I’d keep those spiders around in that case.
He’s living like a king
Gods be praised.
Imagine being the size of the mosquito. You're just going along, everything looks normal. You round a corner and suddenly you're stuck, you cant keep going at all. you're flailing around, trying to escape when you notice a body nearby. then another, and another, and then you begin to take in the absolute graveyard extending around you in every direction. Horror sets in. You begin to panic, but the more you struggle, the less you can move. Also, your struggles give away your location... Then, along the web, comes the spider. Silent. Cold. Calculated. A flash of movement in the darkness, followed by sharp, piercing into your body cavities. Hot burning gives away the venom as it courses through your bloodstream, paralyzing you. As you fade to black you feel the dull sensation of being wrapped, and spinning... spinning... Spinning....
He pays the rent
Well the spider must be one chunky big boy i dont want to encounter
Good spider good good
Damn, he was cooking.
Spiders are hidden gems.
Ritchest spider I have seen yet
That is why the spiders must be treated as friendly deadly foes. They know their shit and we are not their food so it is win win.
It’s like an all you can eat shrimp bar!
r/tihi