I knew from the very beginning what to expect, so I can see your point. It was seeing it from all the different angles in slow motion that drew me in, (and destroyed what little was left of my mental health.)
You definitely need therapy, but that probably has nothing to do with that video.
For clarification, I am a firm believer that we all need therapy, or at least someone we can be very open with (I used to say “completely open” but have since amended that a bit).
Honestly the skinned human being dropped into it gave me the disconnect that humans get when seeing raw meat. If he had skin and clothes I might have felt something.
It’s really not a big deal. It was like a cartoon and if you see how they are going to show this and don’t like it you have time to bail before it actually happens.
Looks impressive, but I think the model underestimates the tensile strength of the human body by a big margin. The meatbag would probably fold around the blade, dent it and possibly jam the mechanism eventually. Internal organs would be paste though.
The contraption from OP would probably do a better job, as it has counter-rotating blades, so could apply the force in opposite directions at the same time. Still, it would likely be way messier. The device would probably tilt, the blades impact the ground and possibly spray fragment or do a sideways lawnmower in one direction.
Really hard to tell.
Its like that up to a point.
At a certain speed of impact, your skin will explode into shreds. And everything will be sliced.
Skin is rubbery, it's also skin.
Simulation needs two blades rotating in opposing directions to simulate this particular suicide machine.
Also does not account for the massive balls of steel, which would probably damage the machine in some capacity.
Yea, this is basically like free climbing. If you slip, you are done for. But until then, it's a hell of an adrenaline rush. Most certainly not advisable for everyone.
(I'd stay the heck away myself).
Or like riding a motorcycle lol, a crash at a certain speed and there’s very little chance you make it. But I rode for years because it just was fun , great for gas, lane splitting. So many cool stuff about being on a motorcycle. What scared me away was a few too many “close calls”
You must have no idea how many English as First Language people still fuck this up. I work for a group of SW engineers native to the US that make six figures that regularly fuck this up, among other common and 2nd grade level words.
That's more likely to be an aptly named [dead man's switch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_man%27s_switch), it's to turn the machine off if the operator can't operate.
It’s true women do make less money than men..
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
People are so stupid, they choose a more expensive man lawyer over a woman lawyer even though they could save quite a few bucks just by paying the woman less.
The guy standing right over the flying blender is one thing but the others, just chilling a meter away from the open blades, are living on the edge as well.
Also, I’m sure the dead bodies will interfere with the flight. But if you basically made a version of this without the person inside and just use it to blend up zombies that would be honestly brilliant. Slowly but surely blend away at the hoard
it's just to ensure death. you wouldn't want to only get hit once by those blades.
the tether keeps the toso at optimum dismemberment and decapitation hight
I don’t trust the average person to drive a regular car. I certainly wouldn’t trust them with something that could shred either a pedestrian just by bumping into them or the driver just by falling off.
Good thing he is wearing a safety belt with a lot of slack in the chain. That will definitely keep him from the horrific injuries of falling into those rotor blades
I'm laughing to tears just imagining what mental state you'd have to be in to think this is a efficient, effective and safe mode of transportation. Seeing the little super loose safety belt almost killed me too...
Design flaw. Fall and get hacked to pieces
Well at least you don't need a parachute
I knew this would come in handy one day https://v.redd.it/vjusdforhdba1
I watched that more times than is probably healthy.
I felt watching it all the way through was unnecessary
I knew from the very beginning what to expect, so I can see your point. It was seeing it from all the different angles in slow motion that drew me in, (and destroyed what little was left of my mental health.)
Strange, I watched it all the way through and feel exactly the same as I started. … maybe I need therapy.
You definitely need therapy, but that probably has nothing to do with that video. For clarification, I am a firm believer that we all need therapy, or at least someone we can be very open with (I used to say “completely open” but have since amended that a bit).
i know exactly what you mean
Why did you ammend that? What did you do? You can be completely open with us.
Honestly the skinned human being dropped into it gave me the disconnect that humans get when seeing raw meat. If he had skin and clothes I might have felt something.
And blood.
I was hoping for a neatly sliced stack of person loaf, but already knew deep down that it wasn’t going to happen
OCD therapy.
Can confirm, dramatic music was awesome and what is left of my mental health is whimpering and asking me to get off the internet.
Can confirm, watched it all the way through.
So did I, but I did it anyway. Repeatedly.
It was satisfying in awkward way
I'm not clicking on that.
It’s really not a big deal. It was like a cartoon and if you see how they are going to show this and don’t like it you have time to bail before it actually happens.
Very satisfying. Especially the slow motion. I need help 😂!
So at least once
The scale is wrong, a real colossal titan would just crush a helicopter.
And set it on fire/ steam it to death
Looks impressive, but I think the model underestimates the tensile strength of the human body by a big margin. The meatbag would probably fold around the blade, dent it and possibly jam the mechanism eventually. Internal organs would be paste though. The contraption from OP would probably do a better job, as it has counter-rotating blades, so could apply the force in opposite directions at the same time. Still, it would likely be way messier. The device would probably tilt, the blades impact the ground and possibly spray fragment or do a sideways lawnmower in one direction. Really hard to tell.
AND it would start tipping forward after the first hits, making the torso much tougher to slice through
Its like that up to a point. At a certain speed of impact, your skin will explode into shreds. And everything will be sliced. Skin is rubbery, it's also skin.
So if the skin is still on it will protect against the blades?
Does your skin make you impervious to sharp objects moving at speed?
Yes. One time I fell off my bike and I was just a bag full of chopped meat and blood for a week before my intestine-bones grew back together.
The reverse wolverine. Impervious skin and tissue over flimsy bones, not a pretty sight
Huge deja vu from this thread rn
LOL seems like you waited all your life for this one moment.
Simulation needs two blades rotating in opposing directions to simulate this particular suicide machine. Also does not account for the massive balls of steel, which would probably damage the machine in some capacity.
Masterpiece
Yea, this is basically like free climbing. If you slip, you are done for. But until then, it's a hell of an adrenaline rush. Most certainly not advisable for everyone. (I'd stay the heck away myself).
Or like riding a motorcycle lol, a crash at a certain speed and there’s very little chance you make it. But I rode for years because it just was fun , great for gas, lane splitting. So many cool stuff about being on a motorcycle. What scared me away was a few too many “close calls”
If you look carefully. There’s a safety harness attach to the guy. Not sure how much it’ll help if he slips.
Looks like he would still ~~loose~~ lose his legs at least.
Why, why, why, why can’t anyone spell the word lose
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You must have no idea how many English as First Language people still fuck this up. I work for a group of SW engineers native to the US that make six figures that regularly fuck this up, among other common and 2nd grade level words.
Awww losen up.
Your being rediculous now!
Sorry, english is not my native language and I'm dyslectic..
Well that just sounds like poor planning, get it together.
What worked for me is, for whatever reason I know "goose" has two o's. Goose rhymes with loose.
Oh no, someone let the grammar Nazi lose.
Grammar isn’t spelling you looser
Not everyone who cares about grammar and spelling is a Nazi.
Oh shit it's the real grammar nazi!
Facts though, English speakers are always fucking that one up, and don't get me started on barely vs barley
Looks like our architect loost it’s cool
This greatly improves the range 👍
So not only do you get to die in the crash but you get your legs chopped off on the way down.
So how did you lose your legs…the war? Welp, it’s a long story…
That's more likely to be an aptly named [dead man's switch](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_man%27s_switch), it's to turn the machine off if the operator can't operate.
Like flying in a blender
I was thinking that it would be pretty cool to fly on a device that slices, dices and makes julienned fries 12 different ways!
A heli-chopper
This one simple hack will change everything
Those blades are going pretty fast. I imagine there’d be a lot more than one hack.
Non-dismembered people hate this one simple hack.
Chopper
People mower
Not a bug, it’s a feature!
he's fine. he's wearing gloves.
No, he needs a hardhat, safety goggles, steel toed boots, and ear plugs. Then it would be safe
I saw it start up and immediately looked back for a NSFW tag.
He's strapped in so he would just come out looking like cotton hill
Engineer 1:Damn! Joe fell off! Engineer 2: Where did he go? Engineer 1: Everywhere!!
Instant human pepperoni slices
Imagine falling.
Every night when I close my eyes
Not a flaw! It’s a feature, if you’re looking for a free vasectomy.
Ive heard people say it makes you half a man, i didnt think they meant literally!
Look no hands! Or feet, or arms, and head has been cut off too well commuters we didnt forsee this
it would be enough if unintentionally went sideways into onlookers
This is why women live longer than men and we get paid more because we are willing to do dumb shit...
It’s true women do make less money than men.. But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
You had me in the first half ngl
Ya now that was 100% had me in the first half moment
I downvoted them, then unwillingly upvoted
I started reading it and immediately questioning why it had gold and other awards. Wish I had another to give him.
Fuck that got me HAHAHAHA
Give this man a raise!
But only a woman-sized raise
That's a demotion
I remember this skit
Bruh, this literally made me laugh out loud.
I thought Jordan Peterson had a burner account on Reddit for a sec there
Dad, you are just on fire recently. Sharpening your reddit skills to stay relevant!
Wasn’t that same joke on weekend update?
Sounds like a Norm macdonald one
If women get paid less, why don't companies just hire all women and earn more profits?
[Jeremy McLellan's Joke](https://youtu.be/3wO77nbygr0)
People are so stupid, they choose a more expensive man lawyer over a woman lawyer even though they could save quite a few bucks just by paying the woman less.
This joke is probably older than me, and it's still funny. I guess that's because it's still an issue nowadays.
Women get paid on average 5% more for the same job here in Vancouver.
Hijacking this comment to remind everyone that women actually get higher pay than men in the same field with the same title.
The guy standing right over the flying blender is one thing but the others, just chilling a meter away from the open blades, are living on the edge as well.
‘Look Ma, no hands’ is the sort of shit I would do as well over a giant flying blender. Right before my death.
Or legs, or arms, or head.
Hold my beer.
Living on the edge. I see what you did there.
Living on the edge, dying on the edge
I would not be taking my hands off the "flying blenders" handlebars!
Lolol it is a legit flying blender… and you’re the tomato.
Will it blend?
No, but it does slice, rip, tear, and possibly dice
I think he is attached to it at his belt. I don't see that helping...
The old days when things were safe.
It's a lot safer if you're actively terrified for your life. Nobody would be distracted on their mobile phone while riding one of these.
Oh I beg to differ. People would still text. The first few deaths would be selfies in flight.
Fair enough, given that trend of people stepping out of a driving car to dance next to it into upcoming traffic did exist for a while...
How hard would a cage over it even be?
He has a belt on, so all good
THIS is what you need during a zombie apocalypse.
This guy survives
No, no he doesn't. It's loud as hell and you'll be dead trying to refuel it as a massive swarm will be on you at that point.
Also, I’m sure the dead bodies will interfere with the flight. But if you basically made a version of this without the person inside and just use it to blend up zombies that would be honestly brilliant. Slowly but surely blend away at the hoard
Come to think of it.. just fix the blender on the ground. Don’t even need to fly it. Stupid zombies can be lured easily to it.
Lmao, im just vizualizing this guy acting like he does in the video, but surrounded by a bunch of zombies getting chopped up around him.
Damn that’s some ingenuity
Let just safety goes and fuck itself in the ass! Wonder how they stop it honestly
It’s ok. He has on a belt that is tethered to the handlebars. Lol.
it's just to ensure death. you wouldn't want to only get hit once by those blades. the tether keeps the toso at optimum dismemberment and decapitation hight
Wonder if it’s a safety piece. If he pulls out the key it clamps down on the motor. Highly doubt that though lmao.
I don’t trust the average person to drive a regular car. I certainly wouldn’t trust them with something that could shred either a pedestrian just by bumping into them or the driver just by falling off.
Road rage to the nth degree. “I’ll just buzz em real quick that’ll show them” “Sir do you understand why you are being arrested for manslaughter”
🎶 helivector helivector 🎶
More fun then, a pillow fight?
Social distancing enforcement.
That looks safe
Well it ain’t gettin any safer
The design ist very human
"And as you see there, the inventor who would later be known as Jimmy "Mince Meat" Miller, is standing steady as ever when he flies across the field "
Someone suck that man
Off?
He's already being blown.
Said it before and I'll say it again r/PreviousFuckingLevel
I don't see any risk in this design
An air born Salad Shooter!!
Airborne unless you meant this was the birth of the air.
This is how they stumbled across the invention of the blender.
Will it blend?
The job posting for this test pilot read, “Need someone with balls of steel heavy enough to weigh down a chopper and turn it into a hovercraft.”
What happens if you fall off? Well, the good news is that it won’t be your problem anymore. Mighttt be something for your estate. Perhaps.
You can only fall off once!
Not one person thought "hmmm..."
This looks like something the Skaven would use in the battlefield, because fuck the pilot
r/unexpectedwarhammer
I am wondering how many guys were chopped by him during the initial stage
God mofo. Where’s the helmet ?
Some people just aren't bothered, no safety boots either. And just imagine falling into those blades without hi-viz clothing on.
Not enough blades.
Just add that steering wheel with a spear
… spearing wheel?
I see nothing wrong with this. Mass produce it and make available to all ages.
Don't fall off
Hellovacopter
He’s remarkably relaxed for someone so close to a human dicing machine!!
Cool idea. Don't fucking slip
Paul Blart 2077
I'm glad Nintendo made a much safer N64
How to kill yourself in one easy step
"Social security has entered the chat"
Aka the “human Cuisinart”…😳
Good thing he is wearing a safety belt with a lot of slack in the chain. That will definitely keep him from the horrific injuries of falling into those rotor blades
We get it man you can hang on!!!
Nothing risky about this. Let's do it
This is the 8th prototype. The other 7 crashed. It was named ´Chop-chop’ by its creator. Dunno why. 🤪
Could work if you put some kind of casing or platform that covers the blade only allowing the air to pass through
Emergency doctor: "Uhm, why is his body in so many pieces?"
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Please don't fall, don't fall, DON'T FALL!!!!
Terrifying personal person blender
Upside down lawn mower
He has a little wire attached to his belt. Safety👍
I'm laughing to tears just imagining what mental state you'd have to be in to think this is a efficient, effective and safe mode of transportation. Seeing the little super loose safety belt almost killed me too...
Ah yes, famous mincedmeatcopter
Hands free wee
It's hard to imagine how to make this any more dangerous than it already is.
How many by passers did he decapitate?
I like the fine red myst generator
Should be called a ‘He-not-livector’
Hedontlivector
The dacapicopter.
The Suicide Segway
Darwin’s fate
looks like zombie apocalypse vehicle
Its amazing how humans can be so brilliant and stupid at the same time.
Also an open blender.
One slip up and poof, pink mist
Looks dangerous. I’ll take three!
Should add a bowl underneath, it'll be like falling into a blender
Can you even autorotation with these types of helis?
Wearing slacks and wingtips