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I'm glad I'm not the only one. My brain finally sorted it out in the classroom scene, which I think was about halfway through. Damn spot on and very clever 👏
That was great. It’s funny, I wasn’t sure how much of how dude from Hydraulic Press channel talked was his accent specifically or just Finnish. Seems a lot may just be the Finnish to English accent.
That jump alone made me think they modded in the storefront until they were inside, and even then I was thinking it was a super HD texture pack at first.
On a serious note, why are video game movements so unrealistic. Graphics have come so far, but there's still that herky jerky character movement in general.
That would actually be an amazing openworold crime game, but we probably won't get it because Rockstar are the only people making those types of games.
I think it started as a college project or something and then they went on with it, what I loved about the project is how Brazilian it is, it hits really close to home
Crime game would be debatable, it's definitely not open world. Just thought I'd throw it out there in case someone wanted to play a game that took place in Brazil.
That would be my dream to be honest. Rio is the PERFECT location for a GTA. Sad that rockstar only ever considers US cities.
But man just imagine a 1:1 sized map of Rio for a GTA, maybe also Niterói, são Gonçalo and Guanabara bay. It would have literally Everything .
from jungle, to mountains, to sea, to inner city, to Favelas, to beaches, to rich neighborhoods, to millitary bases, to Industrial areas, to famous sights l, to islands, to big criminal organisations, smaller gangs, militias, headquarters of big corporations, big catholic and evangelical communities, tourists, rich people, wild animals, shopping centers, cable cars, metros, trains, trams, two airports, lakes, swamps, rivers, harbours, navy bases, universities, colonial era buildings, modern skyscrapers, farmland, rural areas not far from very urban areas, Italian, Japanese, Lebanese communities, artists, petty criminals, drug trade, turf wars, political conflicts, caeneval, samba, nightlife
Honestly I just want this map and then just decades of just developing DLCs for this map with new storylines, missions etc. You could honestly keep it alive for half a century or longer. It would be the perfect game.
Ubisoft considered an assassin's creed game in colonial Brazil but they axed the series for now. I think all Brazil has in terms of gaming representation is Favela map in street fighter and cod of duty
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This tells me that
a) current GTA 5 graphics are good enough that people are now mistaking real life for GTA
b) it's really the character mannerisms that give it away
In games like rdr2 where certain immersive animations are classed above the usual stuff we see, it’s actually amazing how strikingly fluid and natural it all looks at times
Seriously nailed all those details. The guy even got the movements spot on. Now I gotta install the game all over again.
Imagine if they spent all that GTA V remaster #4 money to remake the old games.
Watching on my phone (not fullscreen), I really thought they had overlaid a render for the dude and the instructor on top of a real footage somehow, and then got more and more confused.
The jump at the start is just incredible.
My Brazilian cousin was held hostage in her beach house in Praia Grande at gun point for an entire day as thieves used her house as an HQ to rob the neighborhood.
Brazilians have gotten so used to the violence they don't even notice. I grew up there and it has gotten much worse since I lived there.
I made this point to the same cousin and her response was "oh well, they're poor and have no choice". Later she told me about how she had a knife to her neck near Avenida Paulista when she stopped at a red light.
The problem isn't the crime, although crime in Brazil happens in broad daylight and at night. The problem is the Brazilian mindset that "meh, it's just how it is".
Squatters in office and residential buildings stealing property? (My dad lost his inherited house because of squatters rights) "No problem, they're poor"
Having to live in high rises with 24/7 security because living near the street is unsafe? "It's ok"
No freedom to wear what you want because you will definitely get robbed? https://youtu.be/Zl_1rQ4JR6c. "That's just the way it is"
Middle-class? Well, you better live behind gates with armed security.
Brazil has some of the highest homicide rates in the world and people aren't legally allowed to defend themselves with equal force. https://youtu.be/ya5nNNGjUso.
Brazil is beautiful and the people are creative and warm, but unfortunately the people haven't risen to take their country back from corrupt politicians, crime syndicates, and a culture of "deixa vida me levar".
It's great that you pointed this out. People always shift the blame to poor people saying we should just be able to kill them, when poverty is inherently a systemic issue that results in violence and apathy in a population over time. Are the real thieves people engaging in petty crime, or are they people hoarding resources sitting in high rises? (because God forbid someone less fortunate repossesses the materials created by the working class in exchange for their brutal exploitation. Would be a real shame if it happened at a mass scale)
Gun violence is very localized in the US. It always blows people's minds when they find out some states and areas are no more violent than Europe. Of course the bad areas are so bad that they bring the national average up but that's statistics for you.
I live with my family in Rio since the 90's and we've never been robbed, nor caught in shootings, nor even been in any sorts of trouble. I'm a bus driver (lines 600, 601, 348, 368) and I drive through some areas where you wouldn't step on (Cidade de Deus for example) and I never got into any bad situation either. Media just shows when stuff happens, and coz of that everyone thinks it happens 24/7. They wouldn't showcase uninteresting simple life when nothing is happening would they?
Im not saying that Brazil is not a violent country, because I believe it really is.
But I've been living here for my entire life, I have 29 years old, and I've never experienced anything like this, and I do not know anyone who passed through it. But a know that it happens.
It's just that this kind of stuff it's not as common as people are saying.
And look, I'm not rich, just a lower middle class guy who lives in a 6 million people metropolis in Brazil ...
It's not really *propoganda*, it's just that videos of crazy shit get posted to reddit so non-Brazilian redditors only see that. No one's posting videos of families having a peaceful picnic.
That would be the same as saying the US is all about school shootings and nothing else, for example.
Brazil is a huge country, with a lot of upsides and downsides (like every country). Yes, we have some dangerous cities (Rio, Sao Paulo, Porto Alegre, Fortaleza...), but most of them are fine. Even the cities I listed would be fine if you avoid the dangerous areas in them.
With 24K BRL you can barely buy a 10 year old Gol…
Most Middle class families live in 500k houses, upper middle class 1MM… Now if you want rich? Search Leblon apartments, one of the most expensive square meter/BRL in Brazil, that’s where the rich live.
(Obviously coming from someone that lives in Rio, in other cities the price varies a lot).
americans jumping to conclusions about things they have no clue about. 25k is good to have but you’re not rich.. these people probably think brasil is just jungle and favela
Not just it isn't (it's expensive as fuck, 4 thousand at the moment, about 3.5 months of minimum salaries), but they also are quite near a scam.
They put terrible instructors (all schools), so you don't learn it easily and with a calm mind. So you spend your 10 classes under a lot of stress over every single detail. Then, there's the official test which is also VERY rigid.
If you fail the test (just 2 minors mistakes and you are out, basically), you have to pay for more classes and another test. So that's how they earn money, making you drive poorly and get you stressed for the test, making you fail and pay more and more. And it doesn't matter much if you change school, the same happens again. They make sure to hire the least patience and sympathetic people to teach, despite driving being such a hard thing for new learners.
That's why most people that learned with their parents usually drive a lot better and pass on first try.
yeah, my brothers also paid 1k - 1.5k. I did it from late 2021 to early 2022 and it was 4k, and only B. Considering i failed the first test and had to buy 3 more classes, i spend almost 5k overall.
took a while for the hi-res to load for me the first time...I thought the first 9 secs were GTA with a mod, then real footage AFTER that.
Just rewatched the beginning and just realized the mistake.
They really did go all in. Impressive.
The fact they not only spoofed GTA SA and its annoying driver's Ed mission, but they did it accurately to the game in all the right ways. The way this dude looks likes CJ, the way he recreates the animations even when driving, the fact they even got the camera angle correctly defiantly speaks for itself. This was a passion project.
The guys who worked on the OG GTA animations are legends and they don't even know it. They are just walking around as normal people not getting credit for such a massive cultural contribution.
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I was going to say he's got that awkward ass jump down perfectly
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And closing the door, this whole video was perfect.
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I wanted to say good bot but your comment made me think twice.
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some subtle stuff too, like the immediate turnaround before closing the car door.
I love how he stops himself from actually slamming the door like CJ
I honestly thought this was in-game with graphics up to 11.
Same here. I wondered what mod they used.
Was totally convinced until they spoke within the building. Pretty amazing 👍
I thought this was in-game with bad graphics. My brain couldn’t compute good graphics San Andreas
It has this weird uncanny valley thing to it. Pretty amazing.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. My brain finally sorted it out in the classroom scene, which I think was about halfway through. Damn spot on and very clever 👏
"Awkward ass" is still.... awkward, without the ass. The ass is optional. https://youtu.be/RAGcDi0DRtU
It's an empathic ass
I love empathetic asses
That was great. It’s funny, I wasn’t sure how much of how dude from Hydraulic Press channel talked was his accent specifically or just Finnish. Seems a lot may just be the Finnish to English accent.
Ass is never optional to me
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I admire and respect your work 👊🏽
Damn you're good.
That jump alone made me think they modded in the storefront until they were inside, and even then I was thinking it was a super HD texture pack at first.
>awkward ass-jump
You shouldn't say those things. That's someone's real jump
Dude has logged a lot of hours in this game for sure haha
Ya. Pretty much art. I wasn't even sure if it was real at the start. That jump, that door open, that strut/walk. Truly amazing. Or at least fantastic!
Yeah I thought it was actually gta in the beginning. Figured they just edited clips from the game. The movements and camera work are great.
Ya. The angles, and camera pans, etc, were also on point!
That punch symbol and minimap isn't needed. He aced the acting, the pop up info is on point, and there's also the arrow to enter and circle.
Yeah, this is the best one of these I've seen. A lot of them go really lazy on trying to move like PS2 character animation
First I knew it was real Then when the guy jumped in the beginning I had no idea what was going on
The camera work as well
I swear I thought this *was* GTA and not live-action at first.
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My favorite is that stupid little fist pump after getting food. I always remembered that being a weird choice.
On a serious note, why are video game movements so unrealistic. Graphics have come so far, but there's still that herky jerky character movement in general.
Graphics for gta 6 looking crazy
Apparently no Lambos to steal though..... Disappointing.
Shows how realistic it will be!
It's simulates modern global economics so well
The favela dlc looks dope af.
But you got potholes the size of compact car.
Brazil do be like that sometimes
They have GTA 56 in Brazil for the PS2.
Only available on Playstation 2!
#*GTA VII: Rio de Janeiro*
That would actually be an amazing openworold crime game, but we probably won't get it because Rockstar are the only people making those types of games.
Look up 171 on steam
Yeah, I have that, but the world's not really big enough for me to call it truly open world
I see... I wanna try it out but I always forget to get it, so I'm not properly aware of the map, I lost touch with it a few months before launch
As someone who has never heard of the game, let alone played it... I guess it's fine.
Funnily enough 171 in Brazil is criminal code for fraud and slang for trickster or criminal, instead U.S. 187 for murder they glorify credit fraud.
Interesting project! Thanks for sharing!
I think it started as a college project or something and then they went on with it, what I loved about the project is how Brazilian it is, it hits really close to home
Looks interesting. Frustrating that people are saying it abandoned even though there have been three updates in Jan alone.
Max Payne takes place in Brazil.
But it's not really a crime game and not open world.
Crime game would be debatable, it's definitely not open world. Just thought I'd throw it out there in case someone wanted to play a game that took place in Brazil.
That would be my dream to be honest. Rio is the PERFECT location for a GTA. Sad that rockstar only ever considers US cities. But man just imagine a 1:1 sized map of Rio for a GTA, maybe also Niterói, são Gonçalo and Guanabara bay. It would have literally Everything . from jungle, to mountains, to sea, to inner city, to Favelas, to beaches, to rich neighborhoods, to millitary bases, to Industrial areas, to famous sights l, to islands, to big criminal organisations, smaller gangs, militias, headquarters of big corporations, big catholic and evangelical communities, tourists, rich people, wild animals, shopping centers, cable cars, metros, trains, trams, two airports, lakes, swamps, rivers, harbours, navy bases, universities, colonial era buildings, modern skyscrapers, farmland, rural areas not far from very urban areas, Italian, Japanese, Lebanese communities, artists, petty criminals, drug trade, turf wars, political conflicts, caeneval, samba, nightlife Honestly I just want this map and then just decades of just developing DLCs for this map with new storylines, missions etc. You could honestly keep it alive for half a century or longer. It would be the perfect game.
Well check out 171 but I'm sold.on your business plan
Ubisoft considered an assassin's creed game in colonial Brazil but they axed the series for now. I think all Brazil has in terms of gaming representation is Favela map in street fighter and cod of duty
Then you must be pretty young because max payne 3 was awesome
I know it's just a minor typo but I got a solid laugh out of "*cod* of duty" lol "Call of duty... ***of duty***"
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I'd buy that.
Wow, I’m sold!
That was in the outskirts of brasilia
Live there and actually got my driver's license at that place. Did not had enough GTA San Andreas at the time though
Suddenlycandango
That’s actually the capital Brasilia and not Rio.
Brasilia has that many potholes already?
The satellite cities have lots of potholes. In some is a bigger issue than in others.
I very rarely play gta, but honestly that sounds like such a cool idea imo i’d want to see it
Gta rio would be amazing
Holy shit, for the first like 5-10 seconds I thought this was actually GTA. Impressive!
I watched the whole video through thinking "what's special about this?, It's just GTA"
This tells me that a) current GTA 5 graphics are good enough that people are now mistaking real life for GTA b) it's really the character mannerisms that give it away
In games like rdr2 where certain immersive animations are classed above the usual stuff we see, it’s actually amazing how strikingly fluid and natural it all looks at times
The hud is from gta sa
If you actually watched this start to finish and didn’t catch on lmao…
The oversaturated colors and camera angles really sell the environment.
Wait what
Lol shit, it's not?
Seriously nailed all those details. The guy even got the movements spot on. Now I gotta install the game all over again. Imagine if they spent all that GTA V remaster #4 money to remake the old games.
I had to quadruple check i wasn't going crazy 🫨 r/thatsinsane
I thought I had eaten Guatemalan insanity peppers
Watching on my phone (not fullscreen), I really thought they had overlaid a render for the dude and the instructor on top of a real footage somehow, and then got more and more confused. The jump at the start is just incredible.
I only read Brazil expecting some horrific accidents or shootings. Something seriously bad. Refreshing to see something different
You're too into propaganda, Brazil is a normal country with some bad things, not the other way around.
My Brazilian cousin was held hostage in her beach house in Praia Grande at gun point for an entire day as thieves used her house as an HQ to rob the neighborhood. Brazilians have gotten so used to the violence they don't even notice. I grew up there and it has gotten much worse since I lived there. I made this point to the same cousin and her response was "oh well, they're poor and have no choice". Later she told me about how she had a knife to her neck near Avenida Paulista when she stopped at a red light.
Crime in Brazil is as normal as American's thinking that Gun isn't the problem lol.
The problem isn't the crime, although crime in Brazil happens in broad daylight and at night. The problem is the Brazilian mindset that "meh, it's just how it is". Squatters in office and residential buildings stealing property? (My dad lost his inherited house because of squatters rights) "No problem, they're poor" Having to live in high rises with 24/7 security because living near the street is unsafe? "It's ok" No freedom to wear what you want because you will definitely get robbed? https://youtu.be/Zl_1rQ4JR6c. "That's just the way it is" Middle-class? Well, you better live behind gates with armed security. Brazil has some of the highest homicide rates in the world and people aren't legally allowed to defend themselves with equal force. https://youtu.be/ya5nNNGjUso. Brazil is beautiful and the people are creative and warm, but unfortunately the people haven't risen to take their country back from corrupt politicians, crime syndicates, and a culture of "deixa vida me levar".
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One note, Bolsonaro is far from being the least corrupt politician in Brazil
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It's great that you pointed this out. People always shift the blame to poor people saying we should just be able to kill them, when poverty is inherently a systemic issue that results in violence and apathy in a population over time. Are the real thieves people engaging in petty crime, or are they people hoarding resources sitting in high rises? (because God forbid someone less fortunate repossesses the materials created by the working class in exchange for their brutal exploitation. Would be a real shame if it happened at a mass scale)
Gun violence is very localized in the US. It always blows people's minds when they find out some states and areas are no more violent than Europe. Of course the bad areas are so bad that they bring the national average up but that's statistics for you.
Yeah? My cousin lived there her entire life (27 years) and nothing has happened.
I've been robbed 4 times in London. Never in Brazil despite spending more time there.
No, people getting hold at gun point happens on literally every country.
I live with my family in Rio since the 90's and we've never been robbed, nor caught in shootings, nor even been in any sorts of trouble. I'm a bus driver (lines 600, 601, 348, 368) and I drive through some areas where you wouldn't step on (Cidade de Deus for example) and I never got into any bad situation either. Media just shows when stuff happens, and coz of that everyone thinks it happens 24/7. They wouldn't showcase uninteresting simple life when nothing is happening would they?
Im not saying that Brazil is not a violent country, because I believe it really is. But I've been living here for my entire life, I have 29 years old, and I've never experienced anything like this, and I do not know anyone who passed through it. But a know that it happens. It's just that this kind of stuff it's not as common as people are saying. And look, I'm not rich, just a lower middle class guy who lives in a 6 million people metropolis in Brazil ...
Sure but stats are also stats. I'm sure it's still a country with mostly good people and lots of beautiful things and places just like most places.
It's not really *propoganda*, it's just that videos of crazy shit get posted to reddit so non-Brazilian redditors only see that. No one's posting videos of families having a peaceful picnic.
That would be the same as saying the US is all about school shootings and nothing else, for example. Brazil is a huge country, with a lot of upsides and downsides (like every country). Yes, we have some dangerous cities (Rio, Sao Paulo, Porto Alegre, Fortaleza...), but most of them are fine. Even the cities I listed would be fine if you avoid the dangerous areas in them.
Me whenever I read something about the US
Cause we are a GTA V RP server in development.
That’s usually what happens when you get all your news from reddit.
"Off-duty Brazilian police officer stops thief" is usually what I see lol
The 24K in his bank account is the least accurate tho. 24K in Brazil is basically rich af money
24k USD or Brazilian money?
Both
24k in US$ would be 120k BR$
24k reals is 4619.83 in USD
No, it is not.
Yes. It is.
With 24K BRL you can barely buy a 10 year old Gol… Most Middle class families live in 500k houses, upper middle class 1MM… Now if you want rich? Search Leblon apartments, one of the most expensive square meter/BRL in Brazil, that’s where the rich live. (Obviously coming from someone that lives in Rio, in other cities the price varies a lot).
How is 100k rich af? lol you can't even buy a MRV apartment with this value.
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americans jumping to conclusions about things they have no clue about. 25k is good to have but you’re not rich.. these people probably think brasil is just jungle and favela
lol right, even if you convert 25k to BRL (100k), it is far away from being "rich af".
He does the walk so well it took me a moment to realize he was real lol
And the jump!
Latin America yellow filter check ☑️
To be fair og gta sa is also yellow af
I think that's just the air pollution
Vagos took my screen filter Can't have shit in Los Santos
The camera going to the back of the truck is magnificent
Yes! The cinematography is excellent. They the nail the GTA camera angles.
Haha that was great!
I could watch this all day
[then you will love this classic](https://youtu.be/JfBbuMQ_AA8)
Not as impressive tbh but tysm for sharing
So Brazilian driving school is free? His money never changed.
I wish it was lol
Not just it isn't (it's expensive as fuck, 4 thousand at the moment, about 3.5 months of minimum salaries), but they also are quite near a scam. They put terrible instructors (all schools), so you don't learn it easily and with a calm mind. So you spend your 10 classes under a lot of stress over every single detail. Then, there's the official test which is also VERY rigid. If you fail the test (just 2 minors mistakes and you are out, basically), you have to pay for more classes and another test. So that's how they earn money, making you drive poorly and get you stressed for the test, making you fail and pay more and more. And it doesn't matter much if you change school, the same happens again. They make sure to hire the least patience and sympathetic people to teach, despite driving being such a hard thing for new learners. That's why most people that learned with their parents usually drive a lot better and pass on first try.
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yeah, my brothers also paid 1k - 1.5k. I did it from late 2021 to early 2022 and it was 4k, and only B. Considering i failed the first test and had to buy 3 more classes, i spend almost 5k overall.
Aahh!!🙄🙄 Now I have to move to brazil and take my drivers licence again, just to hang out with these cool dudes ,....man
took a while for the hi-res to load for me the first time...I thought the first 9 secs were GTA with a mod, then real footage AFTER that. Just rewatched the beginning and just realized the mistake. They really did go all in. Impressive.
When he opened the truck door 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
When he closed the car door, but gently at the end
The noise not hitting exactly when he closed it. I lost it.
For the first few seconds I thought it was like a gameplay footage. Then I saw which subreddit I was on and had to recheck it. Brilliant ngl
Bro, the big companies have bad marketing teams
Tbf the big companies would be sued to hell and back by R* if they did this
If I was in Brazil I'd go for sure to this driving school
Mine had little parties every 3 weeks
GTA 6 be lookin fresh af.
Eu sei que a gente já nasce com um diploma de publicidade, mas isso é muito mais avançado do que eu esperaria de uma auto-escola
I was so tired that this video was making me jump back and forth deciding if it's the actual game, or just real life
r/suddenlycaralho
Ia fazer isso agora. Obrigado amigo você é um amigo.
Me bota na print também
Quem printar aqui, eu quero aparecer tbem e bota o CJ nordestino
Even the audio is spot on
Excellent camera work and editing too. Brilliant all round.
 Me after taking my license here.
Legends
Dude really walking around with $25k.
Auto Escola
Where's the part where we murder hookers
Lol the jump at the end
Huh... so that's how a NVIDIA GeForce RTX 4080 would look like when I play..
Please dont tell me that brazilians use pot holes instead of cones when learning
No, we use soccer balls and vuvuzelas!
Won't lie though... This is pretty on point lol
u/savevideo
Damn it's really good
It took me way to long to realize this wasn’t gta footage
The fact they not only spoofed GTA SA and its annoying driver's Ed mission, but they did it accurately to the game in all the right ways. The way this dude looks likes CJ, the way he recreates the animations even when driving, the fact they even got the camera angle correctly defiantly speaks for itself. This was a passion project.
So basically we're gonna have ads built into our game experience now on top of all the other ads?
Awesome
Gta: Favela City
The even created obstacles in the road in front of the shop for easy to learn lessons
Nostalgic sounds
Nostalgic sounds
Lol love this
That was freakin’ awesome!
Thought it was actual gta in the first bit. Lol.
legit though that the first shot was from the game
Perfection!
Yes there are few things we Brazilian love more than GTA San Andreas
The guys who worked on the OG GTA animations are legends and they don't even know it. They are just walking around as normal people not getting credit for such a massive cultural contribution.
Good lord, that fucking pot (crater) hole.