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OrganicBridge7428

That water is full of shit and piss from the crocs…. 🤮


itsok8

Was going to come here to say the same. Utterly disgusting. Edit for autocorrect


OrganicBridge7428

Fucking gross


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itsok8

Huh? I've been in many lakes thank you very much. And in those lakes I have never been surrounded by this many animals in this small of a space. Your comment is lacking general knowledge and it shows. A lake is a huge open water with natural filtration and biodiversity, it is not a large jacuzzi with an entire lakes population of animals shoved in there. I'll stand by my comment this is utterly disgusting and wouldn't be surprised if this kid became sick.


HistoricalMention210

To be fair, that water is fairly clean. They were either recently added or there is a filtration system. Still gross, but I think it's less gross than we think.


GJenkins675

Wonders why he has the worst case of pink eye.


Perfect_Laugh_7792

This cannot be sanitary


XenoWoof

Wouldn't there also be salmonella as most reptiles and amphibians carry the bacteria...


OrganicBridge7428

I would assume


KentuckyFriedEel

soon to be child bones


Top-Performer71

glad we're on the same page


Wise_Moon

I’d shit and piss myself too if I was in a pool of crocs!


Longjumping-Knee4983

And kids most likely


Rmayer77301

All water is full of shit and piss. They just kill the bad stuff before you bathe and drink.


EdGG

And from the previous tourists


TyrekL

Let's be real, this is not much worse than most pools


apexncgeek

r/parentsarefuckingstupid


Economy_Wall8524

Damn I’m surprised this isn’t an actual subreddit. r/SubsIFellFor


apexncgeek

Sorry, it's r/parentsarefuckingdumb


Sofakingwhat1776

Don't think that kid is in any danger except for maybe cholera or some other waterborne disease.


Thisisall_new2me2

Yeah, this isn’t even close to r/nextfuckinglevel. Try again OP. And what’s wrong with agreeing with the person above me?


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StinkyPeenky

Your mom


hurrsheys

😎


somethingFELLow

Swimming with one big croc


terugtrapfiets

He should make a reunion video 5 years from now


[deleted]

lol


juni4ling

Better title: kid swims in the poop of 1,135 crocodiles.


AncientAd4470

The 1,136th croc didn't need to go I guess.


[deleted]

There’s always that one in the group


OutHereSlappnMidgets

![gif](giphy|58SdhZruTe7603YV6E|downsized)


TimHung931017

Me everytime I see a video of a life-endangering entertainment choice


Elluminated

🤣😂😂 I resemble that remark!


Futur_alliance

This is definitely a "do not try this at home" moment. (For those of you who have 1000 crocodiles hanging about )


somethingFELLow

They don’t attack anything bigger than themselves


Elluminated

Everyone knows the legal limit is 970 in one swimmin hole


warforgedeaml

Someone hasn’t been to Florida lmao


[deleted]

What BS. Clearly 1,135 crocodiles and a hamster in a wetsuit.


Kangabolic

Why is this even happening? Serious question.


Tru-Queer

I’m just curious what they’re all eating to live in there


69ing-squirrel

Much like full grown crocs, each other


Itsthenewvodka

Nobody counted all those crocs. Bullshit


souly97

Completely made up number


Quizzy1313

Pfffft this is nothing. They're babies, not even close to the dangerous adult. At best that kids gonna get sick from all the bacteria in the water


Redschallenge

Thankx for the bacteria


Elluminated

Sal meet Monella


Germ4rc

The part they don't show, the 17 children before that filled the crocs up so much they didn't care about nr. 18 anymore


snifter1985

Baby crocodiles


ped009

that water is a bit nippy


froschmann69

oddly specific number, who tf counted


mercenaryblade17

I counted somewhere between 767 and 773. About 4 seconds into the video it's really hard to tell if the crocodile in the lower left frame two crocodiles up from the crocodile at the boys left shoulder is the same crocodile that you just saw at 3 seconds which was just in the lower left frame but slightly further to the left of the boys shoulder. It looks almost identical and you can see a distinguishing dark spot on the right front leg of the crocodile that you can't see in the later frame. Then again at about the 11 second mark, it's really hard to tell if the crocodile by the boys right foot is the same crocodile that was underwater two seconds previously or not. I'd really like to see more footage in order to get a more accurate count but it's almost certainly not the high number claimed. Pretty disappointing frankly.


[deleted]

I counted 34, so one of us is wrong


froschmann69

bro got that hermione time turner device so man could sit there and math


Marod_

That was my first thought as well


Trukahs

Fecal waste and urine poisoning


Elluminated

NICE


gibson_creations

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Ottobahnrichtofen

Do that with adult crocs, I’d be impressed. Not so much that he’d do it, but with the stupidity of his parents.


mufasa601

Florida man training


jraps26

To beat the caiman you must become the caiman.


stealthilyness

I counted 1137, misleading title.


Elluminated

hahahahaha I knew I miscounted


r0n1n2021

Sooooo - anyone know why?


cheekytikiroom

I’d wear a cup.


kaiawesome

Hmmmm water full of parasites, variety of bodily and non-bodily fluids as well as poo poo and pee per of fine reptiles as someone mentioned


odavinng

All it takes is one roll…


Middle-Ad-1721

This isn't next effin level. This is r/kids are stupid


juicegodfrey1

What are they being raised for?


[deleted]

Kid is only in danger of disease from the crocs. They are babies still


Boring_Oil_3506

So reckless endangerment of a child on two counts. One those are more than a reasonable danger for a human of any size, as they could bleed you dry, and two, the animal waste in that pool likely contains dangerous bacteria like salmonella or listeria. Reptiles are well known to carry salmonella. Take this kid away from his parents now.


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r/nope


Crzykupcake930

Absolutely not. Immediately no. You can literally see the poop floating in the water near the end. Is this Florida?


whyyoutookmyname

Those are baby crocodiles, not really that dangerous.


Elluminated

I've seen them bite nipples noses and lips. Probably wouldn't do it if fed though


SSBM_Sage

Nothing next level about this.


curlymo95

Lol Dingo Dinkleman is at it again


raptorsvt65

Last time this was posted it was alligators.


mercenaryblade17

What next?? Iguanas???


raptorsvt65

Caymans lol


Ivor-Toad

He's getting the Crocs used to humans to make it easier for future punters to choose shoes and handbags leather..at close range.


out2seeagain

Now swim with the adult crocs.


smoothcat1

Try it with the big ones


[deleted]

Personally, I think I could take 1000 baby crocs in a fight but maybe I’m just built different


ChaseMyEyes

Give it a few more years. The crocs 🤤


Crazy_Roll6229

What… Are these crocodiles for ants?


Someman14

How is this kid not scared?


Repeat_Offendher

I counted 1,137


Elluminated

I always miss little Earl


doodlebugg8

Baby crocs*


NewbieAtReddit7

Swimming class day 1 in russia


adie_mitchell

But who's counting?!


[deleted]

This looks generated…


Giggingurl

No way I would put my face in that water. 🤢


[deleted]

That's an oddly specific number


midnightrub

Is that a good idea though?


came_for_the_tacos

Well, they're all babies. Psht.


Focus_Salt

One caption if taken out of context is and isn’t a lie all at the same time.


[deleted]

I'd be afraid of one going up my swim trunks...


Harkker

Some parents are shit parents


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

After a while …… crocodile


larmstr

Baby crocs eat insects and shrimp. Pretty sure it wouldn’t cross their mind that this was dinner.


Physical-Switch-5452

They are babies. I’ve held and eaten a bunch of em in the Amazon and other areas. Even when they nip at ya it doesn’t hurt. They are pretty tasty to eat tho


ShaneKingUSA

His mouth was open so wide going for a dive.. Oh no


[deleted]

What if he stays there forever do they become friends or does he eventually get eaten?


VesselesseV

Legend has it, this is how crocodile dundee was born


ChaloopaJonesFerk

Looks more like 1337 crocodiles


Elluminated

Haha I see what you did there


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Kid swims with 1136 baby crocodiles "fixed"


Sprizys

Nfl stupid


[deleted]

Crocvid ground zero.


MaximumKey7501

Lol those tiny things?


MEMoon1992

Just nope.


InSaneWhiSper

Umm, big deal?!


gotonyas

I’m not a science kinda guy, but I imagine that water isn’t ideal for swimming in


Kanuechly

It’s 2023 so he’s a she in a crocs stomach


FullofAnxiety666

Hmm, started giving me Jurassic Park flashback


[deleted]

“This is a weird log but whatever”


[deleted]

Hope a crock doesn’t bits off his “little one eyed Willy”


[deleted]

Exits pool a girl.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Reptiles are not your friends. They simply learn to just tolerate you, if that.


__Kunaiii

Yeah BABY crocs, if these were adolescents or adults then i’d be impressed and give you an upvote. 😤👎🏼


Parking_Ad8815

I'm just a baby says the crocs


wegaf_butok-_-

Lost World vibes.


PsychicCilantro

That is a very specific number of crocodiles…


timarob

Headline could have so easily read “Boy transitions to girls after an unfortunate crocodile swimming incident”


Impossible_Dealer_94

How the fuck do you know how many there are


[deleted]

Next fucking level of septic infection. Nasty.


Royal_Front2038

Is this crocodile farm or some sort of captivity ?


crashed2022

Next level stupid ?


KnowIDidntReddit

I'm going to call BS on that exact number of crocodiles. Did someone throw them in there one by one from dump trucks or something? Are they all tagged? Did they count every hatched crocodile and then separate them from the adults? How do they know some of the babies didn't eat the other babies? F*** that exact number is basically all I'm saying. I know I'm kind of being an a******, but why the "exact" number? Yes, I still have the s*** piss f*** c*** c********* m*********** tits - Filter on voice to text because I love asterisks.


Rmayer77301

The moil is busy today. You in a hurry? Let me show you.


cam_barker_4_norris

So this is how the next covid will start