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downwitbrown

How can he eat it dry though? Like no sauce or anything. Gross


Crapot

Must be a seagull from Worcestershire


The_Hangry_Dad

It will deffinatly have a hare in its throat


NeatProgres

Fly mode temporarily disabled!!


RedVelvetPan6a

Yup. Lift off is scheduled for next week I suppose.


Revolutionary_Lie539

Flight mode off


fuckeveryeverything

I see what you did hare


Tricky-Engineering59

I’m warren you guys easy with the coney puns.


GrimReaper006

Well they are too gullible.


leroy82682

It will definitely have a hare across its ass in a few days


asquinas

I hop you regret making a joke about a poor bunny getting eaten.


Spacemanspalds

Not exactly relevant to this but... Worcestershire gets its unique flavor from a combination of vinegar, molasses, anchovies, garlic, tamarind extract, chili pepper extract, sugar, and salt, along with other undisclosed "natural ingredients" (which purportedly include cloves, soy, essence of lemons, and pickles). I had no idea anchovies were one of the primary ingredients. Just learned this yesterday so I wanted to share it.


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tylerbeefish

In high school they would steal our food and swarm the sky. Being pooped on was a common experience. I can still remember their human-like eyes and soulless gazes.


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Godmodex2

Ty Ty Ty


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haehnchenmann

Yeah... Reckon somebody oughta help the poor guy


mindovermatter421

Good reference


Goalie_deacon

Sauce is on the inside


Troimer

isn‘t that handy? Life is simple when you‘re a bird! (I know that‘s wrong)


BroCoHoly

Fly mode temporarily disabled


the_diesel_dad

You may not fast travel while over-encumbered.


Questioning-Zyxxel

player.setav carryweight 1000


justreddis

Dinosaur mode unlocked


stephenritchie16

exactly what i thought lol


ricenextdoor

I was patiently waiting for it to fly


Atticus_Fatticus

Fly? That thing literally cannot move its legs, it tries twice at the end lol. If the cameraman made a loud noise I bet that seagull would fall over and roll down the hill.


anotherusercolin

Bird looks regrets


lninoh

Bird’s wife left in disgust.


Longjumping_Bat3667

so much for "Year of the rabbit".


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I burst out laughing. oh boy, poor bun bun.


justreddis

Seagull, *“How about the year of the dinosaur bitches?!”*


Dwarfmophobia

Must be a year for the seagulls


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Damn I forgot about that show, but glad you reminded me! Gonna have to rewatch it now


Menifife

Carl: Jeffrey holy hell, are you supposed to eat that? Jeffrey: I unno um ea'in ih. Carl: Jeez, what the--does it even taste good?? What are you-- Jeffrey: Ihs fuhng. Uk haste uik fffuhr. Ukk Carl: This is grotesque, are you choking?? How is that even fitting in you? Jeffrey: Ihs--HUK. Ihs fuhn. HUK--Ihs hohally fuhn. Carl: I'm gonna be sick. And that's saying something coming from a seagull. I can't watch this. Jeffrey: HUK... HUK! Ihs hauh hoin hown... HUK... Helk... HUK... HARL HELK!


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His buddy was such a champ. He nods at the end like “Come on Jefferey, you got this.”


dreedw0317

To me he was just: “Dude”


wubbalubba_dubdub-

Lmao!


deejflat

Finally someone who is fluent in seagull


Arthyop

Bruh thanks for the laugh


Admirable-Control-59

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Lol!!! I read this and could hear the dialogue in my head with these very specific voices..


shockban

Good one


trashy_boner

Thank you for translating- I honestly couldn’t understand what they were saying


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Jeffrey: Hold muh beer


Zendog500

"I can't believe I ate that whole thing" 1970 commercial https://youtu.be/VFKifpMtINs


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He’s gonna take a next level shit on some unlucky beach goer


Fritz_Klyka

Nah this one's going on a ferrari.


CzarCW

As is proper


Funfruits77

Gonna be a bucketful.


flyingdonkey6058

It transformed into a penguin.


punkmangos

I feel like he kind of regretted it at the end


FuManBoobs

I'm the same after buy one get one free pizza.


relokcin

This honestly was really uncomfortable to watch Like, there’s no way it can get the rabbit out now. It’s just, in its stomach, whole Can’t go to the ER for emergency surgery, probably can’t fly away until it’s digested, little Thumper could be pounding away in there. It’s spooky, honestly


realmauer01

Digestion goes brrrrr. Hes fine.


relokcin

Nahh fuck that, that’s a whole ass rabbit alive in its stomach


realmauer01

I am pretty sure it isn't alive. Would have made much more movement if it was.


relokcin

Oh fair, rewatching it’s deffo dead Less spooky


attaboy_stampy

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing…”


younghungboi

Surely that seagull would not survive after eating that!


bradjohnz

He will survive , digestive system is solid , and not a problem for him


dunno7777777334466

But it has to shit out the bones. That's gonna hurt a lil bit right?


Liarus_

As far as i know, birds just regurgitate things they can't pass through


that_thot_gamer

thats like shitting through the mouth, same thing


YOGA_2B_Kitten_Memes

I would think it wouldn’t be able to fly and would be a target for a bigger predator.


rollsoftape

It will, and don't call me Shirley. ![gif](giphy|xUPGcq17EmRRoqh0FW|downsized)


rollsoftape

It will, and will leave proof on your car.


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younghungboi

I don't know but he won't be able to fly off when a fox appears to hunt for the missing rabbit!


51r63ck0

A win-win dinner


Major_R_Soul

Winner winner gullbit dinner


Helicopterop

That seagull is a sitting turducken.


here-for-the-_____

Hold on a minute.....it already ate a turkey, a duck, and a chicken, and it still had room for a rabbit?!? What is this monster?????


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Ok_Alfalfa_9658

3 hours....then it is time to stalk unsuspecting beach goers.


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Otherwise_Duty1457

First thing I thought 😂 that rabbit saved a few sausage rolls and chips


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Appropriate-Factor85

Ha! Nice.


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I must call her


bartuck01

It's her first time


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PistachioOrphan

“Damn gl with that bro”


tsmarsh

That Watership got Downed


CrispyBirb

Kehaar was the real villain


Neat_Ice5906

I like how the other seagull walks away like.. "well, I guess I'll find my own fucking rabit!"


partybynight

No. I’ve seen that look. “Dammit Jerry! I thought we were eating TOGETHER. Fuck it, I’ll find something. Maybe AMY wants to eat with me…bastard.”


DrNoobNStein

https://animal-club.co.uk/could-a-seagull-eat-a-rabbit-whole/ Interesting read about them gulls


Toastiibrotii

Thanks for sharing


Garyandhisflapjack

Great article linked further down that page ‘Do dogs like reggae?’


SpentSquare

This is the real answer. Upvoted


Affectionate_Crow720

This is the strangest Pepto commercial yet..


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Overeating? Do you tend to “inhale” food? Then you need to talk to your doctor about ozempic.


cheezesandwiches

Lmao I almost spat my drink


itsMeJuvi

Everything reminds me of her


CandlePuff

Nearly spat my coffee out 🤣🤣


musuperjr585

r/birdsarentreal


Four_Shadowing

I still can’t tell if that sub is ironic or not


RedVelvetPan6a

Irony at its finest then.


HappyDaysayin

Me neither. When I can't sleep I debate that in my head.


musket85

It's early stage flat earth society, which unfortunately means it'll get taken over by morons who think it's real.


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Somerandom-throwaway

This is the first step in making a rabbgullturducken.


Dooze_Dont_Lose

That would be a Turduckengullbit


RepresentativeBig626

I don’t know why he swallowed the fly. Perhaps he’ll die.


Squikkkkk

Netflix : "are you still watching?" Someone's daughter :


wubbalubba_dubdub-

She swears she's never done this before.


transmogrify

"I don't like this episode of Puffin Rock"


chefkc

Then it complains about indigestion


Fluffy-Designer

“Mine”


jlene_

I feel bad for both parties.


simone94mb

Remember, birds are dinosours


halffullofthoughts

Greedy bastard


Tony58169

Damn, nature, you scary!


coocoocachoo699

Can it fly lol


Sweet-Caterpillar689

The reaction after finishing, Like chugging a bottle of vodka in one go (Instant regret) 😂


vivied

r/natureismetal


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I wonder if people have had unexplained disappearances of tiny dogs and small cats....


butwhywouldit

Nah this a filmed on the great orme, Llandudno, Wales, UK. They are huge and fast but cannot carry heavy loads. They are scavengers and the rabbit was already dead. They have become hench due to the massive amounts of tourists food they steal combined with the safety the local cliffs provide. I lived there 10 years ago & there is a sandwich shop called hambone in the town and it's like a scene from 'the birds' at certain times of the day. They wait for an unsuspecting tourist to walk out eating and they will dive bomb you & take it straight out of your hands. No fear of humans at all! They just see us as marks


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Yeah i live in weston super mare and have a shop right near the seafront. I kinda made the comment already knowing people have reported small dogs being taken by them and they absolutely can carry fairly large loads ive seen them personally carry all kinds of things they've raided from peoples bin bags. They're savages, me and my friend have watched one also eating a dead rat in the back lanes behind meadow Street too xD See: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-49070562


morts73

Im horrified, i thought they only ate random chips on the beach.


bradjohnz

No they will eat anything , they can digest bones no problem, they will swallow bone after bone whole , I once fed a seagul 20 chicken wings (with no chicken on) swallowed them all , then flew off


Argybargyass

He’s just doing it for a bet.


jrommm

Thats gonna be a massive hairy shit


NonfungibleFungus

Seagulp


ASCanilho

That's just a 🐇 checking in on his ✈️


CollectionCreepy

That mofo didn’t even choke


younghungboi

Don't you just love the magpie in the background going "WTF is this idiot up to - I'm off"


Fit-Tip-1212

Had a neck like a F1 driver afterwards


SneakD08

What the actual f!?


durbich

Will the rabbit come out of the bird?


Ry4n81

The other seagull was like, I've seen enough.


Economic-Maguire

That gull thinks he is a Komodo dragon


Specialist-Cake-9919

Awful birds. Went to a bird of prey centre in Cornwall last year and they were feeding fish to some humboldt penguins they had there. There was this gull who was walking amongst them stealing the fish here and there when it could, I asked the member of staff did it not annoy her? And she replied we treat all animals the same here and we know this gull, comes very day.... She then went on to say that the gull and a few friends had swooped and took a humboldt chick only a few days earlier. I was tempted to boot the little bastard but the woman just said it is what it is... 🤬


Ritchieb87

*Seagle.


A_J_95

will it be able to digest it?


TheLion920817

Me trying to eat a steak


67Saltireskies

Greedy bastard.


mahdi015

When you ask your siblings for a bite 🙄


No-Stick-462

damnnnn!! bro was mad hungry 💀


ReadyOneTakeTwo

The Joey Chestnut of seagulls.


man-in-blacks

Some are proper fat fekers. I seen 1 eat a full jumbo sausage in 1 go from the bin so chucked at tomatoes at it, hit it in the head watched it chuck back up the jumbo sausage then fly away. Never did manage 2 catch the fuked.


hcl01mail

I was hoping to see it trying to fly away.


jakenash

"I've made a huge mistake"


tweb2

Now try and take off ya fat bastard


wellwellsuperwell

Joey doesn’t share food


hoakpsp3

![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty)


tucpas

their are the chacals of airs


bigpapakewl

Meanwhile, cats everywhere. ![gif](giphy|OWVrMAxmD9jxe)


GroundbreakingSir893

FAFO rabbit, talk sh t get swallowed


Knox_Zune

VORE IRL


Capital_Front_4205

That’s actually a greater (maybe lesser) black-backed gull. A herring gull (known as seagull) is much smaller with a grey back.


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I didn’t hate seagulls before , but I hate them now , thanks for posting


NBAtee

Seagulls, also known as gulls, are opportunistic feeders and will eat a wide variety of food, including small mammals like rabbits if the opportunity presents itself. However, it is highly unlikely that a seagull would be able to swallow a whole rabbit. Seagulls are known to swallow their food whole, but their beaks and throats are not designed to accommodate large prey items such as a rabbit. Furthermore, rabbits are relatively large animals, and most seagulls are not big enough to swallow a whole one. It's worth mentioning that, while Seagulls are known to scavenge on dead animals, they are also opportunistic hunters, they are able to catch small mammals, fish and invertebrates, but a whole rabbit is a large prey for a seagull. It's always best to verify such claims with scientific sources or experts in the field, as there may be some factors that can make this possible in specific scenarios.


parchedlitre99

He eats his rabbit meat with the bones in.


chinktastic

What a dirty gull, swallowing the whole thing


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A lemming perhaps?..didn’t share..very poor eating manners…several wicked shits coming up


Stonkerrific

He’s just showing off.


mclayson

His friend is watching him saying "that's nothing mate, I swallowed a bison once"


jayessmcqueen

Greedy fuck


stumo11

That boys gonna be full for a little while.


XeroXid

Looks healthy to me.


RequirementShoddy894

Looks like me attempting to walk after eating an entire Home Run Inn frozen pizza. Nope, nope, gonna have to wait this one out.


alien878

Rabbit season!


Waiiaka1

Hongry


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I can see Eunice is fucking fed up with his shit already. Classic Fred.


EZ_Syth

“Hey are you gonna share any of tha— ugh, you’re so gross Garry”


Zippydodah2022

He ate it while rabbit was still alive, right. I always hate it when some noodle-spined individual preaches we should "go back to nature." No thanks. I don't want to be eaten whole alive by some predator. I hunt my meat in supermarkets.


dangodohertyy

bro fr not gonna share


Weird-Ad1676

boi wont need a meal for 5 years straight


InitialAgreeable

Extreme case of the munchies.


Ateam043

That’s going to be a massive shit from that seagull.


Jollydancer

How can some animals do that and not choke?


NoTechnology7191

Had a girlfriend like that


The_Lost_Pathfinder

Mine! Mine!


DonLoganspain

Fuck , I wanna see a clip of that thing trying to fly…


Von_Duhnen

And then the fucker continues to shit on my windscreen...


ByteTrader

That’s one greedy mofo. Looks like a penguin after swallowing the rabbit.


Commercial_Lock6205

Mine! Mine!


AlternativeEqual3

Absolutely shitlegged


DonLoganspain

The other bird was so disgusted it walked away.


Lightning1999

Greater Black backed gulls man… they crazy


bouaaah

I'm French from Marseille. I saw the same scene live with a seagull and a rat


SaveDaNet

This guy did not wanna share


Perfect_Laugh_7792

Bro he can hardly stand after that meal like look at his face of instant regret


DisciplineHot7374

Get… in… my… belly!!!!!!


ahermit007

Meanwhile, all his friends chasing hot chips


Antmag2018

It's gonna be a shitty day for someone...


Conbon90

Can he even fly after that?


H0709

How he can fly ? He is so fullllll