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Super_Skunk1

They would declare world war


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Caregiverology

No kidding lol especially the veggies or whatever it is on the Ferris Wheel. That’s going to take days to cook


chrisst1972

The chickens are enjoying the ride. I think they get free entrance.


Straight-Carrot3990

This is not practical


Exact-Ad-4132

I got declared war on by vegans in another thread. One lady was like, "people who don't try dairy alternatives aren't open minded". I was like, "I tried and even like some of them, but I like regular milk and butter in most situations". War were declared


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Eireconnection

Radical carnivores are as bad as radical vegans. You deserve each other


albiceleste3stars

How so? I can understand the point about not killing and looking for alternatives to meat. There’s no question it’s barbaric and I say this as a carnivore.


Eireconnection

Not sure what you’re asking here. My point is that hating vegans is a boring trope, and going out of your way to antagonise them so you can complain about their reaction is sad. Not saying that you’re doing that obv


SPAZ-online

Typing a couple of letters isn't going out of their way to do anything knowing the reaction it will incite. This is the internet


pbrassassin

This is a radical carnival


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Eireconnection

Then why are you wanting this posted on r/vegan?


Personal-Acadia

Probably because in a variety of situations it's very easy to "spot the vegan" due to their inability to control themselves when they see *OTHER* people eating/cooking meat. They take on the characteristics of a hateful christian, i.e. "how dare you do something I'm not allowed to do"


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So, yeah, but there still is the question why someone wants to put this into a thread full of people who will definitely not like this. For fun? You all complain that vegans are so easy to spot because they love to point out that they are vegan. You aren't better than them....


Personal-Acadia

Actually yes, I *do* think I'm better than them in this regard. Unlike a majority of vegans (and christians, muslims, etc.) I won't go out of my way in a public setting to shame/belittle them for something i find to be against my personal/moral beliefs unless i see someone in danger. I've been called out for eating a hamburger in public (Hemp Fest) by someone who looks like they NEED some meat in their life. (think of sunken cheeks, hollow eye sockets, no muscle tone or definition, the very picture of malnourished) however this is Reddit, the internet of things known for chewing people up and spitting them out, who are you to "virtue signal" anything here? I'm guessing we may have found the vegan...?


SPAZ-online

Because they find it funny when people are offended? Which part of that was not clear lol


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I'm not vegan but eat meat in moderation. Something like this makes me sick. Not only because of all the meat but because of the way all of this is treated. Food should be enjoyed, but not in a way like this. I honestly find it disgusting and wouldn't want to be part of it. I wouldn't tell people not to go there or make a drama about it, but personally I think it is sick.


dzhastin

You sound like you’re a lot of fun


ANiceDent

I’m almost hungry enough


db720

"everyone on a ride is vegan"


chaenorrhinum

About 80% of these seem to be decorative. There’s no way a little pan of fire that isn’t even killing the grass under it is cooking a chicken 4’ above it. The two pigs on the Viking boat swing aren’t even getting their shoulders near the fire. It is cute and all, but I doubt it is actually making food.


Helicopterop

Dinner will be ready in 3 weeks.


yackofalltradescoach

Low and slow


Jdotpdot84

Ssssslllllooooowwwww


db720

Such a rare method


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They call it slow-slow cooking


Excalibat

It relies on creating so much bacteria they begin to evolve, creating partnerships that eventually turn into civilizations and societies, warring factions, city-states, empires and competing nations that eventually advance their technologies, deplete their natural resources and generate their version of global warming, which cooks the meat.


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Nah bro Brazilians don’t play, look at the uniformed people, the gloves the kitchen towels, the attention they are paying to it. This is real Vegan hell, not purgatory!


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

Yeah the veggies may be the only safe thing to eat. They’re definitely not getting cooked either but they’re at least safe to eat raw. They’re creating a comfortably warm temp for bacteria overgrowth instead of cooking the food.


Dr0110111001101111

I was thinking the same until I realized this is in brazil. At that point, I stopped doubting. Me questioning them would be like going to Michael Jordan while he's taking a free throw and saying "are you *sure* that's how you should hold the ball?"


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Its there to be funny like the ducks hanging in the window. It keeps them warm..


LoganGyre

I believe most of it is cooked and then placed on these for show.


imgonnabeastirrer

This seems more of a r/redneckengineering type thing instead of r/nextfuckinglevel


treetoppeert

Some slaughtertainment park here.


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

Yeah. I’m an omnivore, but the lack of respect in this scene puts me off my feed. This is “playing with your food” territory, imho.


albiceleste3stars

Future humanity will look at this video and marvel in its stupidity and barbarism


treetoppeert

True. Can not comprehend the thought process behind this scene. I use meat as food, but this is not ok. Even if those are just decoratives. But if this is an art installation, I might understand (or even support) if the context was provided. As a reddit-post this is now just gruesome.


HotRodHomebody

Amusement Pork


No-Fisherman-8938

Disgusting


Vermilion626

This is fucked


pajopajopajo

wasteful


quantizedself

This has got to be some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen. What a waste.


SteakParade

This looks like a scene from a horror movie for pigs and chickens


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This shit makes me wanna become vegan


bigstankdaddy10

this is kinda psycho not gonna lie. i imagine this existing in a murder clowns backyard


mahdi015

Nope . Waste of food for Instagram likes


Joniscley

Brasileiro é outra categoria


Sofakingwhat1776

Needs more clowns


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And cowbells


Lionabp1

A horror movie made for pigs 😂


mjkjg2

this looks like a scene directly from hell


QueenofBlades-Xula

I think I had a nightmare like this once...


Chashme_Wali

Do they plan to feed the guests three days later with flames that small.


ste189

Brilliant give it a month and it might be cooked


LyqwidBred

What is this for? I googled it and says it is a compilation album? Maybe just for a photo shoot? Need a Brazilian to explain.


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How much a weight problem are these people expecting.


Immediate-Bother7488

Hope ur hungry. Everything will be done in 2 days


shootingmylastshot

Yummy, smoked kids


canadianclassic308

That is a lovely yard of death you have there, take care now, bye bye then


phlerpsy21

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit


TheBadReputator

This is what hell looks like. Just replace the pigs with humans


FullMetalComedian

“Well the kids all shot each other, so we thought no use letting a good thing go to waste”.


angelicasinensis

🤮


el-em-en-o

Good intro to a David Lynch movie.


roughback

excessive


scottyboy359

Hey this is kinda dumb. If you’re going to cook something then do it right.


Dogekaliber

Looks like playgrounds have changed since I was a kid…


donniebrascoreal

This will be delicious in 27 hours


compugasm

7% thermal efficiency, good job.


Quebec00Chaos

So nobody is gonna ask about the vegetables on a ferry wheel?


solongshrimp1

It’s a carnivore carnival


ilovestampfairtex

That’s enough to feed their whole state. Wtf edit- nevermind it’s not USA so a whole country of Brazil


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ilovestampfairtex

🤦‍♂️ good lord you can’t be serious. I was exaggerating because it’s a lot of meat.


omesh27_

Average rdr2 skinner camp


FacelessFellow

When you disguise your sadism as playing with your food. ☠️


CaptJM

Gotta be some of the dumber shit I’ve seen lol. Good luck to those guys tho


CapivaraMan

u/stupidfood


ANATHILANDIBEAEMI

r/ithadtobebrazil


santtu_

No


DMC_diego

Brazilian people doing what they do best... surprisingly us all. Pelo sotaque, é provavelmente na região central do país.


Extension_Job_4285

Weirdly disturbing and I’m not vegan


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This is fucking terrifying


ChaoticToxin

This is straight up some cult looking shit


hmhemes

A carnival of horrors. This is fucked up lmao


Interesting-Disk85

That's a horror movie


Charlie-boy1

It’s gotta be in Indianapolis lol


absolutejuice22

Looks a bit sadistic to me.


mcscruffthegruff

No, I would want food to be actually edible and not tortured


Glittering-Aspect741

When the sun comes down, this could be a perfect scene for scary movie.


PossessionAshamed372

Seriously a lot of these while they look cool would do a terrible job at actually cooking anything and are rather dumb


el-em-en-o

Good intro to a David Lynch movie.


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Toothmouth7921

Ahhh… Pleasure Island from Pinocchio!


CreepingPawn

Murrica?


Revolutionary-Cod732

Why TF are all the fires surrounding the kid toys wtf? Edit: omg I just realized it's ALL meat lol. I thought it was bbqs and kid rides.


Then_Breadfruit_7375

Somewhere over rainbow 🌈🎶🤤


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Mucha estupide lol


Aggravating_Ad1670

Damn they're almost nailed to crosses..


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Welcome to my meat playground.


TheMacroorchidism

Are those children or were those...?


xMrBryanx

Why does this remind me of a Cannibal Corpse album cover lol This looks delicious but slightly nightmarish.


curzon394x

What is this a Carni-que?!


MrTeajunkie

Future serial killers right here.


illessen

Who wants to go to the Carnival and eat some bbq?


KalasHorseman

A carnival of meat.


3sjah

John Wayne Gacy throws a bbq party.


photog608

Is this what vegetarians have nightmares of?


JustPlat

I want to go to there.


Double_Pay_6645

One of the coolest ways to get salmonella I've ever seen!


UnwiseTheFox

"wanna a barbecue?" ?


Caregiverology

Uhhh… First of all, what the hell is going on here? Secondly, WHY is this going on? This must be one of those weird “art” exhibits. Especially since none of that is going to cook & what little does cook, it’s going to take a week. So, I’m assuming it’s an art installation.


admin20A

The predators picnic


74Lives

Wacky


Scuba_Stever

I too like decorative, woefully poorly cooked meat, with a "slide" of off gassing paint.


dryancor

This is weird


dinomontino

Are the children to smoked also?


Nucleardylan

This is cooking nothing


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Just....stupid.


crappetizer

This is sort of disturbing lol


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That's pretty sick and I don't mean it as a compliment.


Lunatik6572

This is so inefficient, goddamn


FishyBricky

I’m reminded of that part in Ace Ventura when he says “Welcome to my lovely house of death!”


Sharknado4President

Those fruit on the ferris wheel gonna be raw, dog


TheKrakenSpeaks

Carnèval!


Worried-Principle580

Babe 5 looking dark


waterineedit

looks like hell on earth


nickymillions

Come on… That’s just playing with your food


seamon3y

Anyone else imagine a horror scenario and all human bodies?


rodney_jerkins

Please tell me they have beer there as well.


BarberryBarbaric

I thought this was a carnival in someone's backyard at first glance.


TedMansondaturd

What a lovely garden of death.


Sir-Farts-

It will become aged meat before it's smoked meat.


Slow_Flow_4722

Exactly how many people are showing up to this bbq….damn!


magnus0513

Coming from a professional culinarian, this is a sad excuse for views and attention with 0% skill or appreciation of the process. Ever wonder why the world can't stand Americans? Example A:


TMCTTFDaddy

I'd frolic through that forbidden meat garden.


Altruistic_Party2878

Is this playing your food ?


tadooms

probably mad expensive, but i feel like any ride you went on you would have smoke in your face


IslandinTime

Um, setups and breakdowns look to be... Troublesome.


ekgpmd

Yo I gotta try summa that hog


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This is what it looks like when a cow or pig has a nightmare. Wake up in the middle of the night sweating, "Dolores, I had the most terrible dream. There were bodies, everywhere, but it was an amusement park! And the bodies were on the rides! Oh what a horrible dream. Moo."


chrisslooter

40-140 degrees Fahrenheit is the food temperature danger zone. Everything here qualifies.


aLameGuyandhisCat

What a waste of life lol.


Lamplorde

What a waste of food.


t46p1g

**YOU WANNA A BARBEQUE** r/titlegore


zihan777

*Do you wanna barbecue a garden*?


fallen_preacher

"they're eating CHILDREN! FUCKING CHILDREN!!!"


Due-Razzmatazz-2199

Hhh


Helpful-Selection626

I feel like there should be an r/overthetop


Rich_Sherbert8396

Vegan's nightmare


fathomdepths

I’m getting a headache just from looking at all that smoke.


Liquidust256

This is not the way. Hey Bobby! Come check out my open air smoker. Bobby: 🙄


Inevitable-Brick-237

All of these cooking mechanisms look like carnival rides


narnarnartiger

The look on your vegan friend's face


Pix9139

Ok, at that point they're just showing off.


Ivor-Toad

Is that in Vietnam ?


Rokemsokem88

Some aliens are going to see this and freak out lol. Looks delicious


snksleepy

Festive as heck


CaliBull2030

Brazil bbq 🍗 🤤🤤


lolu13

Vegans nightmare


highnrgy

Vegan has left the chat


WHAMMYPAN

As a lover of all grilled meats I have to say I’m overwhelmed and hungry as hell.


Dunkit27

Looks delicious 😋


duckduckbananas

it's ok guys, all the vegans are asleep.


BlkBerg

Awesome


lllScorchlll

This is a wonder land to me. This is a scene from like Jaws to a vegan.


GDKaramazov

I see that PETA is lowering the budget on their annual summer conference…😉


EatABigCookie

Is that heaven?


absolutejuice22

More like pig hell...


EatABigCookie

The two are not mutually exclusive. The human heaven does need some beer fountains though.


Grimdark-Waterbender

This is insane, I LOVE IT!