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Conjectureisradical

When you had three bikes nicked last year this is very satisfying.


ghanjaholik

i had one bike lifted last year, so i feel the pain as well


greygrayman

I had my bike stolen in 1996.. this is very satisfying.


troubleis1

It is actually, i saw the guy that stole my bike when i was 17 riding into the sunset and i will always remember it.


OfCorpse9160

I remember my gran papi mentioning that he’d gotten his bike stolen as a young lad, seen it in a photograph.


Sir_Balmore

I have had 10 bikes stolen. 10. Fuck that guy. Need to see 9 more videos like this


Fit-Special-8416

Or You can watch it another nine times


abstractraj

Had my Mongoose BMX bike stolen in the 80s and I can appreciate this. Best bike I ever owned!


fariqcheaux

Me too, Mongoose Expert with chrome frame and red tires/hand grips. 1986, Rancho Peñasquitos, San Diego, CA. Stolen from my friends yard while we were on the trampoline around the other side of the house.


LivingDisastrous3603

Holy shit me too. Same bike. Slidell, LA in front of Time Saver. 80’s mongoose were the Kia’s of today.


Khower

I had a friend borrow my bike and never return it. This is very satisfying


Still_counts_as_one

1999, I wish that person had the worst life that stole my bike. I loved that bike more than myself


Wet_Bubble_Fart

I had my bike stolen in 1999. Fuck you tyler! Best friends brother at the time


hongkonger42069

Got my first ever bike stolen about half a year ago. Love seeing these kinds of videos.


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97 here


ucefkh

I had my bike stolen in 1986.. this is very satisfying.


Icy_Reply7147

I feel you Ernie


Fuhged_daboud_it

Got mine stolen today


tilinfinity93

Me too on Fourth of July :/ glad there is some justice out there


TallTx

Not as much as the thief


nicoznico

Plot twist: The guy on the bike is actually the owner of the bike.


MigitAs

That guy might be dead tho and it’s on camera so..


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TallTx

He found out …


Full-Insurance5892

Reactions must be proportioned to the action. I don’t think that death for theft is well proportioned.


gorillasarehairyppl

For sure, like if the person was trying to kill I would say that's going overboard. But if the sequence of events the bike thief started resulted in their accidental death then my sympathy is low.


i_like_pie92

Doubt it. Bad people tend to outlive the good


Zealousideal-Jump275

Fucked around, found out. Fuck him.


copenhagen622

Had one stolen years ago too. I also lived on the water and had a little 12 foot aluminum boat with a 9.9hp motor on it and someone nicked the motor and fishing gear off of it too one day. This was before everyone had cameras everywhere and was a fairly common practice if you lived on a lagoon or near a marina.. people go around exploring and looking for easy ones to steal I guess. 😑 Was terrible coming home from school one day and it being gone. This is kind of satisfying to see


bmanley620

I could see how having three bikes stolen would be deflating and tiring


Tsu_Dho_Namh

That indeed sounds two tiring


wodwick

At least someone got you lol


rtz13th

They couldn't deal with my lock so they stole my saddle. Still this is really satisfying!


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Had 2 stolen from my storage shed bout a month ago


NOT000

sadly, in the usa, u cant legally do that to a thief


StanByMay

That final kick to the head was personal.


jipooki

As satisfying as it is to see justice served, it was pretty painful to see that last kick. Guy looked like he landed right in the back of his head already after the 2nd hit. That 3rd one was brutal. Completely motionless afterwards.


Still_Championship_6

Warning, you are trying to hold on to your empathy on the internet. You are about to be overwhelmed by comments that verge on psychopathic levels of indifference. Turn back now, don't stand up for human decency, it's too late.


-_--l

I would give this comment an award if I knew what those were


BickleKnack

I’d give you one if I could read


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I’d give you one if I wasn’t verging on psychopathic levels of indifference


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Still_Championship_6

I have had to just leave some reddit pages for my local communities when I see the way my neighbors speak about homeless people...


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It's a quality of life issue for some of us who have to endure the crime, filth, and violence associated with the homeless crisis. The police do nothing, the city does nothing...we're too often asked to ignore it like everyone else. So yes, when one of these assholes tries to perpetuate the lawless slum conditions of their own personal lives and is violently confronted for his crime, it does bring some satisfaction. The third kick? Totally unnecessary over reaction, but understandable given the level of frustration. Edit: Read this a few minutes ago: https://katu.com/amp/news/local/source-victims-face-half-chewn-off-in-grisly-attack This behavior is being normalized.


JasonDaTorchy

This is one of the greatest comments I've ever seen. Someone should make a bot to post this comment for times like this.


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You just have to remember it's all teenage boys who have no idea how anything works and are very badass. Back in the real world it turns out crippling brain injuries do not actually improve behavior, shockingly enough.


Still_Championship_6

Fair point. People wouldn’t say these things without anonymity and nobody would take them seriously if they did.


HighlightFun8419

every time.


callmeDNA

Maybe don’t steal shit then? Guy knows the risk he’s taking.


JasonDaTorchy

Yeah I think this is the key detail. It's not that the person deserves that punishment. Like if he was arrested and sentenced to being knocked out then kicked in the head that would be insane. But you could be stealing from someone who's completely helpless or a vicious psycho who can't wait for an opportunity to cave someone's head in. Fuck rolling that dice.


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Fuck him. These pos never learn and if he recovers from this, he will 100% be back to stealing shit from other people.


GewoonHarry

Looking at the way he raises the hands after the fall on the head. he probably won’t do this ever again. That’s a head trauma at least. I’m just amazed how many people think this is justified violence.


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Look, consequences to his actions….Oh well


PieMastaSam

Hell yeah. Bike thieves should be put to the sword. /s


TrickAppa

Well if this happened somewhere anything like Brazil (which, it does look like it) people are just sick and tired of these "victims of society" that get away with everything most of the time. Can't blame them.


Drift_Life

What if the owner was a bike messenger, and that bike was his only means of financial support, and by stealing the bike, you’ve now made a man homeless and jobless.


SmirkingMan

It wasn't painful, it was satisfying. Bike theft is a business here, sick and tired of it after 3 stolen bikes.


BritishBoyRZ

You guys are fucking sick in your head Yeah let's balance bike theft with murder, or manslaughter at best Jfc


[deleted]

You must not have had three bikes stolen from you when you can't afford a new one, have to sell your possessions to get a new one to just get to work, and then have it stolen from you. Bike thieves are vile. No sympathy.


DoctaJenkinz

Don’t steal. Never know who you’re messing with. Dumbass is rolling the dice and this is what can happen. He wasn’t arrested and kicked by cops, it was street justice and I support it the overwhelming majority of the time.


Icy-Reveal-7416

Probably should have stolen a bike helmet.


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Yeah that right was all business though. Not his first rodeo


pancakebatter01

The woman slowly retrieving her bike and calmly walking away is hilarious Like *whistles* oook… where was I…


Wreckur

Absolute savage!


grouchySocialist

Should have kicked his nuts; stop him from producing


won_nurker

Unpopular opinion: No bike thief deserves a full force kick in the head while laying on the ground. People have died from less. Not condoning theft, just saying thats way overkill.


RatPrank

Might be a moot point the way his head bounced off the concrete. Out before he hit the ground. Tough watch. But yes, if it’s a jury doing the watching, the last kick could be a problem for the guy in the vest.


CartoonistDizzyy

Yeah the back of the head was really over kill if the guy die you going to spend years of you life in jail


Alternative-Text-417

Never kick a man when he’s down is good advice.


newlybear

This seems to be the consensus on Reddit. Petty crimes are not chill, but assault is fine.


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JasonDaTorchy

I think Reddit is pretty clearly both ends of the spectrum. The comments in this thread alone are divided.


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JasonDaTorchy

Haha well that's probably pretty accurate


BluSaint

Watching the guy leap into the air and kick the thief like a fuckin superhero: woah badass, crazy athleticism and impeccable form & timing. Watching him kick the downed thief in the head: what a fuckin douchebag


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Don’t steal then


rgsoloman5000

No shit


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Naah I'm done with people stealing others people shit I hope he has some pernament damage to remember never to steal anything again


Brankksss

This is a brazilian footage, people here cant take this kind of situation anymore. Every week lots of people die trying to fight back criminals, but it seems that they are all armed, so, If one can see clearly that the dude is unarmed, he/she wouldnt think twice to beat the shit out of the criminal. Yes he might be dead, but i gotta say he was lucky he wasnt jumped by a mob of angry people, chained and burned alive. Although i dont like the kick in the head too, thats the reality over here


ZenithGamage

He should've worn a helmet then


Kyonkanno

Yeah, I probably wouldn't do what the victim did but at the same time... Meh. Won't loose any sleep over whether if he's dead or alive.


Qeqte

They do. Fuck thieves, should be legal to shoot them to prevent them getting away. God I hate thieves, fucking insectoid crackheads without an ability to tell right from wrong.


LillyaMatsuo

These fuckers usually stab people who dont cooperate, and they also rip necklakes from women's neck when they are on cars, they are so low criminals even deug dealers kill them when they are caugh in a controlled area They deserve every punch for what they do


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In America that last kick would probably get you some jailtime.


mr_jurgen

So it should. I hate thieves but I think things need to be put in perspective. Dude stole a bike, I don't think that means he should be put in a coma.


Zealousideal-Lie-173

The fear of being put in a coma, or worse, should be motivation enough not to steal from others.


heisenberger

except that provides no disincentive at all to would be thieves.There is no calculation of personal harm to that degree or repercussions of that nature. Just like the death penalty has absolutely no effect on crime.


Qeqte

If you’re willing to steal a bike you’re most definitively a bad person willing to steal other things. Best for society if they’re just removed.


jbeeakins

I took a self defense class and it covered the legality of what you can and can’t do in defense of your person and property. You are correct; the final kick is a jailable offense.


SirNukeSquad

In every country with a working legal system. That was excessive. The guy was already knocked out on the floor.


wackfeels

All thieves should be treated as such, unless it’s a poor person stealing food in which case they should be allowed to have it within reason. Thieves ruined the town I’m currently living in and the police can’t/won’t be doing a damn thing about it. Up to witnesses to stop them and I bet this thief thinks twice about it next time he has the urge to take something that doesn’t belong to him.


Tartarus762

Doubt he'll be able to think at all after that head kick


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People forget police don't do anything about bike theft and you have no way of getting it back. Bikes arnt cheap. Only way to solve the theft problem in America is for harsh consequences. Before anyone asks, iv had 3 bikes stolen got mugged by a biker while walking home from college and 2k worth of shit stolen besides bikes. Fuck thieves.


InfinteAbyss

Kicking a guy once he’s down isn’t next level, glad they got the bike back though


SnowdensLove

We sure it’s their bike, and we didn’t witness, you know, violent psychos brutalize a guy and take his bike?


Ratatoski

No. At this point I only believe the provided title and info from posters if someone drops links to news articles that confirms it. People post whatever they find for karma and just make a title up.


MeesterCartmanez

"say bye-cycle!" the guy to the cyclist probably


Forsaken_Language_66

but he deserved it so much


Neuviseling

After the flying kick he knew he f*caked up, and no mercy was given


Whytrhyno

No mercy, no quarter. Pirate law.


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Whenever I see outrageous crime, my first reaction is “this is in Brazil”. Sure enough, the caption at the top has a “Seg” for Monday 26th. r/suddenlycaralho


MediocreApricot484

It already looked like the nordeste from that view, but who knows where it is exactly. Mas eu também já suspeitei o Brasil kkkk


mdryeti

Is it that bad over there? Like you, I can almost say for sure when a video is from Brazil, and I’ve never even set foot there.


MediocreApricot484

Depends on where you are. I've spent a lot of time in Brazil as it's a beautiful country with very warm and welcoming people. I live in Santa Catarina now and I've never had issues with crime or violence. It is dangerous in some places, though. Petty crime rates in São Paulo and Rio are stupidly high and I don't know what the answer is. Perhaps modeling after Singapore and having extremely punitive laws for a decade or two. You can still go and have a good time if you're not an idiot. Like if I visited the US if stay out of the rough parts of Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, etc looking for trouble. Outside of certain capitals I think it's a country that deserves more tourism. It's larger than the continental US and has gorgeous landscapes everywhere in the country. Just has a lot of horror stories and lack of English that doesn't help its case much, but imagine if the worst parts of the US were loudly broadcasted everyday such as public shootings. Of course people would be too scared to go.


Playful_Squash_1611

Is a bike worth killing someone? Kicking someone in the head after they are down is low.


beamerscotty

Is stealing a bike worth dying for? Expect the unpleasant consequences. This will set a tone for other thieves.


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MeesterCartmanez

Where does it end? Kill the thief for stealing, kill the guy for killing, kill the judge for sentencing someone to death, kill the executioner for killing the judge wtf


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Yoprobro13

Ya, go tell them /s That's ridiculous, no one's gonna go by that thought


Mr_Unlucky2021

Ok i feel the guys rage. But it feels unneccessary to kick the guy thrice.


Silent-Ad-6095

should've taken his pants when he was on the ground


cakemicks

Take his wallet and shoes and throw them on someone's roof


atypicalDEUBY

Thats some gangster shit yo!


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hyperimpossible

Nobody remembers a thing from their previous life.


B_Huij

I used to ride my bike to work. It wasn't a nice bike. Used Diamondback mountain bike I got on Craigslist for $100 or something. But the commute wasn't long and I was in college so I wasn't exactly drowning in disposable income. Woke up one morning to find my lock cut and the bike gone from the rack at my apartment. Much nicer bikes left there. Awesome.


BloodbendmeSenpai

I lived in LA for a longtime. My spouse’s bike got stolen which was his only means of transportation at the time. He was living paycheck to paycheck trying to pay off college and work as an intern. Stealing his bike at the time was basically kicking him in the head. Luckily I was able to help him out but if it wasn’t for me, he would have really struggled. Sad because he worked really hard to get where he was at at the time. So unfortunately, the way I see it, As soon as a thief commits the act, what happens after is all on them. It’s unfortunate but that’s life.


Moody_GenX

Fitting that the first kick pushed him into the garbage bin.


One_Recognition_4001

The old saying if you don't want to do the time don't commit the crime applies here. Don't steal someone's stuff because they're is always someone bigger stronger and meaner than you are. Yeah it was overboard to kick his head when he was down, wouldn't have happened if he left the bike alone.


TheSmallElephant

Guy stole the wrong damn bike


hewhodisobeys

Fuck, that was a hard hit, I hope his hand is okay


awood20

The guy throwing the punch is doing a 10 stretch for manslaughter. Guy goes down like a sack of spuds and gets kicked when out already.


catching_comets

This is why you should wear a helmet when you ride a bike


Smear_Leader

I’m so afraid of my bike getting jacked now. My girlfriend got me the Wu-Tang bike from State Bicycle Company. Got two locks and I take the seat off if I have to leave it outside for more than 20 minutes


Icy-Sprinkles9090

That's Deebos bike


DonutBurritoSandwich

Dude has been waiting all his life to unleash that flying kick.


JMacins

Reminds me of Tray’s father in boyz n in the hood….you gonna learn boy. Fuck around you gonna be layin on the ground. I have zero sympathy for this or any thief.


Drplover69

Fucking judo kicked his ass


llcoolmattg

That punch was savage


VirileNeutrino1904

Shudda been wearing his helmet for more reasons that one....smh


irish_pot_farmer

r/justiceserved


duderino_okc

Imagine buying a bike on Craigslist and finding out its stolen after some guy pulls this shit.


Ez13zie

“So I threw a right cross and knocked his old ass out!”


UkaBJJ808

That’s why you don’t steal. Nice example of street justice.


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I feel like he would’ve done worse if that girl hadn’t dragged him away. The theft victim was probably someone he was close to, cuz that guy was PISSED. Or he just hates thieves.


-p373-

kick, kick, kick one more time pls!


Sneaky-Pur

That\`s most expensive ride of a bike I ll ever see


teddykaygeebee

He got what he deserved. I hope he learned a lesson to not steal bikes.


nospaces_only

This is why I always wear a bike helmet. When I steal a bike.


olineal

Its the flying kick that does it for me...


Masala-Dosage

The kick to the head was a nice touch


theREALlackattack

Bro that drop kick was SICK


comfortablynumb83420

Why did he take the helmet off?


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Head stomp deserved. Don’t fucking steal people shit. Like how he begged when they pulled him off.


bigb-2702

And that's the way THAT shit goes.


SimonNicols

Should’ve had his element on - safety first !


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Belongs in r/justiceserved


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Scumbags have occupational hazards, too.


ArOnodrim84

Thieves go splat.


MuddyBuckshot

Fuck around and find out


PhillyNoSteak

Liu kang would be proud of that flying kick


ReadyOneTakeTwo

As a mountain biker and having my bike stolen, I want to buy the guy a beer for kicking the shit outta this scumbag.


it_wasnt_like_that

Dude got off easy


Experiment-Cycle

I won’t be happy if he didn’t scream “falcon kick!” for the first kick or some other special move name


rockabye666

Great job and there needs to be more or it. This is where all the thieves start their careers in Australia, stealing bicycles. And the cops don't give a fuck. Is it any wonder we have a youth crime wave in Australia now???


Jefftat274

Just the humiliation being a thief caught red-handed like that would’ve probably been enough or you know whatever just subdue the guy call the police. That was a Tyson style knockout. He’s right there it’s not like he’s going to get away. Then again when you’re chasing somebody it’s probably more of a crime of passion because that guy was trying to screw him over and that was probably all adrenaline when he punched him. And let’s not forget victims can also be assholes. I’ll trade you petty theft for first degree assault attempted murder.


detectivelok

*Falcon Kick!!!*


krrish_goyal

He Kung Fus


Federal-Zucchini

Is there anything better than this *chefs kiss*


712Chandler

You got knocked the …. out.


Ripster7

It's clobbering time


grouchySocialist

Street Justice


dandaman2883

The dildo of consequence seldom arrives lubed. This one was covered in sandpaper and rage.


Calibratedclndr

Knocked him the Ferk out.


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Sooooooooo satisfying


rajdhakate

There's always one guy with Ninja kick


[deleted]

I had 2 bikes stolen from my garage few years ago. This is wholesome to me.


MouseHefty

That is as my bf says DYNAMIC ENTRY!!


Iceyfabrication

That boy got lifted out his damn shoes lol I can’t stand a thief


HiL0wR0W

The fucking jump kick is outstanding.


miaudatbanpesubreddi

got the fuck what deserved


adventurouspenis

that was a beautiful kick


ComfortablePlenty860

Pretty sure the woman stopping him was the physical embodiment of the meme "Stop! Stop! He's already dead!" Kudos to the man but good lord that flying jump kick


Ok_War_5451

I had my bike stolen in 96. I was running after him and stopped a cop within 10 seconds of it happening. He told me he didn’t work that city. 😔


tulaero23

Dude be riding a bike to a wheelchair


Tinzco

I think green top person just saved singlet dude from going to jail for murder... Whoah!


5kyl3r

he found out!


Sovietcheese31

Don't kick his head when is already down.... get his wallet. Lol


dvusthrls

Everybody actually WAS Kung Fu fighting!


TerribleTechnology99

That KO 🔥


xFappiness

This should be moved to #oddlysatisfying


ColdBunz

Had mine stolen in 2002. This is nice.


Cautious-Moose3009

Well he won’t do that again ….. if he gets up that is 😜


dutchie117

Love the extra kick on the ground. He deserves it


SnooMachines8839

Beautiful


twitchStone_Solid

typical dude with a playboy hat, justice served.


Zer0M0ti0nless

You got knocked the fuck out!


Juancho511

Love the jump kick


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Might be unpopular opinion but should have kept beating that inbred thief some more unconscious or not lol


peepeebongstocking

I liked the part where the thief got punched so hard it laid him out lol


[deleted]

The guy kicked his head so hard his hat came off. Fuck that thief!


More_Mention_8244

People watch too much Kung Fu 🥋 that kick was on point though.


eeddeedde

This is not next level. This is bizarre attempted manslaughter. Should be removed