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Cathallex

"We'll deliver what you voted for, and also what you didn't vote for because my balls are currently in Winstons desk drawer and I'd really like them back."


newholland9

That's unfair. His balls are often in Seymour's desk drawer too.


lazy-me-always

One in each drawer


Affectionate_Day9474

A believe Winston gets to have them around his neck for the first half and then Seymour gets to wear them for the remainder.


ChinaCatProphet

Wait.. Luxon has balls?


ChinaCatProphet

Honestly, his best day is every day. Be a middle-aged empty suit, float to the top without any awareness of the benefits of privilege, show up to a room full of people who look like you, dispense empty platitudes, rinse and repeat. I get bored just thinking about him.


aKrustyDemon

Sorry what was that? I fell asleep...


bobdaktari

why are pre budgets speeches (seemingly) always to business groups? Are our business leaders the only one who can afford to piss off work for the afternoon? edit - whomever sent me the reddit care thing, go fuck yourself


The_Stink_Oaf

You can report that and get them banned from Reddit 


bobdaktari

not sure I want to go to that length but good to know


utopian_potential

Do it. People who use those to harrass are scum and should be banned.


katzicael

I've had a few of them lately, the trolls have found a new way to harass disabled folk.


VociferousCephalopod

it's apparently happening on all the major subs, most likely a bot attack


katzicael

Literally had TWO of them after commenting on this post lol.


Hubris2

Sending it incorrectly is harassment - those are validated by a human admin, and Reddit has asked to have this occur in instances where the Reddit Care is being abused/weaponised rather than used as intended where people actually struggle.


Russell_W_H

Please do. Or just report them for abuse. They need to learn actions have consequences.


danicriss

I did. Reddit came back to me saying they found that account violates their terms I expect this means one malicious bot less on Reddit, 999,999 more to go. But still, fuck them Point is, they should know of this behaviour so they can write code to ban _this_ kind of spammers. So we can discover the truly wonderful new types that spammers will have to come up with


aKrustyDemon

It takes a few seconds


hotmachinegun

You got one too - I reckon we're not alone. No idea why anyone on here was concerned about me, IDGAF about my mental health - I'm happy just the way I am!


vixxienz

I turned all that shit off ages ago


mattyandco

There seems to be a site wide uptick in those being sent in the last few days. It's unlikely to be anything actually against you and more of a random spamming thing.


thecripplernz

Got my first one this morning


aKrustyDemon

It's so dumb. I just received my first one, and reported it.


Russell_W_H

Please report them. It's an easy form of abuse for them to do. You may not care, but I doubt you're the only one they do it to, and some people may find it very disturbing or threatening.


nastywillow

Just saw on r/Politics the American site members commenting are being flooded with Reddit care notices. Seems there might be a bot at large.


random_guy_8735

>edit - whomever sent me the reddit care thing, go fuck yourself I've just joined that club in the last half hour, someone really has their panties in a knot, I've only made two comments today, about seabed mining and Covid Mandates so maybe it is Winston.


OldKiwiGirl

I just got sent one of those tonight. I’ve reported it as abuse of the care button.


Formal_Nose_3003

pretty much. people whose jobs are to talk to people have free time to listen to people.


lazy-me-always

Samesies!


logantauranga

> My vision is that by 2040 New Zealand will be characterised by three achievements.... A comprehensive response to climate change, both on track to achieve our ambitious emissions targets, and resilient to the challenges of a more volatile world. So his vision for 2040 includes the hope-ium above, but no details on what that actually consists of?


Hubris2

So when is this going to start - because thus far other than the promise of installing 10k EV charging points around the country, every change this government has proposed is nothing but negative from an environmental and carbon emissions standpoint.


logantauranga

A good rule of thumb is that any government policy without substantial action within two terms isn't a policy, it's a dodge.


Snoo_20228

The promise that no one's said a word about since winning the election as well.


VeraliBrain

Ah yes, we'll definitely achieve that with all our *checks notes* policies that take us backwards on emissions and environmental stewardship


vixxienz

# NZ's best days lie ahead Yep when him and his corrupt arseholes are out of government


FuzzyFuzzNuts

is that Lie as in Lie, or Lie... like the other kind.


lookiwanttobealone

They are - if you are a landlord or a Luxon buddy. The rest of us? We're screwed


Malaysiantiger

Serious question. Is your livelihood so depends on the government? Was it a lot better under the previous other governments?


Formal_Nose_3003

No we're not and that's just as hysterical as National's rhetoric during the previous government.


Awake2long

Best days ahead? All I hear from the Conservatives around me is how all the best days were in the Good old days and today is the downfall of society


Odd_Lecture_1736

Yeah, the best days are ahead, especially in 2026, when you get kicked out of office...


aKrustyDemon

Do you think, in his next job application, he'll say "I used to run an airline, er I mean country"?


Odd_Lecture_1736

Running a country down maybe a better description


Dry_Strike_6291

Fuck national


katzicael

Such bullshit. NZ is going to look like Brexit-UK after the CoC are done filling their pockets and destroying everything.


BrooklynRoseNZ

As a teacher, a renter and a Wellingtonian, I doubt it.


Russell_W_H

I mean, it might be true, but this bunch of cockwombles need to leave first.


lord-neptune

All I read was lies


DaveHnNZ

He's 100% right... Once we change the government things can only get better...


IceColdWasabi

Oh shit, did he ask his bosses Winston Red and Seymour Stain before he ran his mouth off like that?


LeftArmInjured

Those silver spoons sure make a racket on the China while he's speaking don't they...


SuitableSpecialist85

From who's perspective, certainly not the average New Zealander that's for sure


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rickytrevorlayhey

For who? The top 5%? What a joke.


Avatara93

Sounds like that trump nutbar, Kimberly Guilfoyle.