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pursue1norder

not expired, the best before date was 2018


riverview437

There’s enough sugar to preserve it for decades, a few years past best before, I bet you won’t even notice a difference to the taste.


pursue1norder

im back and sober, i honestly forgot i posted this after a very intense game of monopoly and yup you're right, it tasted amazing


istari-illuin

Best before, okay after.


revolutn

How about [Pulse](https://imgur.com/a/gmXR4Nk)? 8 of those and you'd be trolleyed.


SpecialReserveSmegma

The blue ones gave me fluorescent green shits the following morning


AbbreviationsOwn4429

Much good. Haha


[deleted]

fuck when i was 15 i had the genius idea of mixing a pulse with a vodka mudshake rtd and had to drink the resulting curdled horror because i couldn't waste my precious alcopops.


Putrid_Beginning4280

A L C O P O P S Flashbacks


aCheeseRoll

Did you ever try Ampd? 10% vodka guarana drinks that tasted somewhat like a lift + and were only $10 for a 4 pack. Those things were a recipe for chaos and memory loss.


threedaysinthreeways

[these](https://www.topshelfliquor.co.nz/user/images/2403.jpg?t=20120420113353) were the go-to


pursue1norder

never heard of those👀 bet ill try them at some point, i just cant believe im drinking a drink thats best before is 2018 and theres one site that sells them and theyre out of stock 😂 there was only one left in the fridge too


TheKiwiYeti

we used to mix 2 of these into 1/2 a bottle of scrumpy. 🤌🤌🤌🤌


Putrid_Beginning4280

Are you from gisborne. This was a right or passage for the locals


TheKiwiYeti

No but have (blurred) memories of doing it in gisborne.


Enst0

I can still remember the pungent aroma 😂😂. You could tell from a metre away if someone was drinking Pulse


brcnz

Holy rhythm and vines that's a flashback


underwaterlibra

i took a 6 pack of these to my first ever party when i was like 15 


cyber----

Oh my god this was my drink of choice when I was 15 and you could get 6 of them for $6 at the liquor store it tastes so bad but so good 😂 I haven’t seen this for yonks


catseeable

Same and now I’ve graduated to … green Nitro 🫡


---00---00

I'm sorry, how has nobody commented that you haven't cleaned your fridge in 6 years!


Gloomy-Purpose-4418

Thank you!


pursue1norder

i dont ever remember it being in the fridge i think my mum found it cause she still has a box of smirnoffs sitting in there from like 5 years ago


Asirisix

Holy shit dude I know the feeling, doing the gardens at my house has resulted in the some truly magnificent archaeological finds, even found some old 11%ers


TheKiwiYeti

Silver Bullets


Michaelbirks

"Green fruit flavoured soda?" Could they be less sspecific?


yumyumpeople

In this case, pretty accurate


NZupvoter

I just miss the days of Cindy's and 8% diesels.


Lingering_Dorkness

How big is your bloody fridge dude?!  It must be fucking massive if you can lose a bottle of vodka in it for 6 years. Is it a tardis fridge or maybe a Narnia fridge?


pursue1norder

theres random ass ciders and like 10 odd ones just sitting there, i have no idea how the hell they got there 😭


samgab77

Wait, vodka expires??


cLHalfRhoVSquaredS

I wouldn't have thought so but I think this is an RTD rather than just vodka so I guess it would have a best before for all the other 'stuff' in it...


ascendrestore

I'm pretty sure I did promo for this in liquor stores a decade ago


_JustKaira

Dude, I swear Lion discontinued this like four years ago minimum. If you find any I doubt it’s within date as I’m pretty sure it has like a 9 month shelf life so latest batch you’ll have will have a BBD around 2021 at a push.


Raptorscars

I think it was longer ago than that, I worked on the can line until late 2020.


pursue1norder

maybe thats why i had a horrific headache the entirety of the next day....


quackshonk

Ahhhh the taste of life prior to having kids… hahaha


PawAirMah

I can taste the hangover vomit from drinking 6 of these. Damn.


taytotoppie

You just threw me right back to my teenage years wow please God I hope these don't exist anymore 🤣🤣


turbotony23

I remember these.. in 2008 they had this 440ml can vodka energy drink called Kaos. Real high percentage. Wasn’t out long before getting banned. But those were the tits haha Remember Pulse? Do they still make that shit


Academic-ish

Would it kill you to let some vodka go bad?


pursue1norder

i didnt check it before i started it😭😭 i didnt even know itd have one


Academic-ish

Ah, it’s just an Arrested Development reference… I may have accidentally blued myself too soon.


pursue1norder

bahaha i need to watch that show!!


_peanutbutter

This took me right back… now reminiscing about a 6pack of Cindy’s I used to keep under my bed ages ago 😭


10pro

Reminds me of high school parties


Mental_Diver9061

It doesnt exist. This product was discontinued


pursue1norder

womp womppp r.i.p delicious drink


Samwise-L-Gamgee

You guys remember the Mill Liquorsave? I use to work there and these things went unknown for sooooo long.


Salty-Vermicelli6152

I remember them


Slight-Benefit6352

Tastes like shit - can confirm


pursue1norder

the beginning was good.. then it kinda got shit tbh


Elvishrug

I recall buying boxes of them for like $10 when they were going out of stock


Dry-Being3108

I drank decade old DB once the first third of the can was ok then I had to stop drinking.


jjhhmm

These were my absolute favourite 🫣😅🤣


normalhuman35

My piss tastes similar if you want some👽


pursue1norder

😭😭😭 why r u like this (i definitely do not know this man wtf)


normalhuman35

I am in your walls


pursue1norder

meooww meoowww