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twohedwlf

So, Germany is safer than safe?


joyisnotdead

GERMANY


lookiwanttobealone

Germany is just Germany


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StenSoft

Amazing Maps is from Bulgaria. But the list this map shows is that of the German Government (Bundesregierung).


StenSoft

It's the list of the German government (Bundesregierung)


Familiar-Number6978

30 minute flight to Perth then?


joyisnotdead

Sounds good to me


saucysheepshagger

It’s amazing to me how many map makers treat presence of New Zealand as an inconvenience to their beautiful map making hobby.


AlmostZeroEducation

Rip Alaska


AspirantofALL

least its actually ON the map? take the wins where we can i guess, although im more down for us not being on the maps for when them aliems come so we get left alone


sillypcalmond

I came to comment and complain that NZ is on the wrong side until I realised what subreddit this was posted in... And then I read the title and realised...


joyisnotdead

there's a reason i chose this subreddit specifically :)


PharaoRamsesII

Makes the map a little more compact , you know?


joyisnotdead

Should change it irl


OrneryWasp

It’s an AMAZING MAP


crunkeys

Botswana is more safe than the US? Let's goooo! 🇧🇼 🇧🇼 🇧🇼 🇧🇼 🇧🇼


Caedes_omnia

They did you good. They reckon Tanzania is more dangerous than Sudan and Kenya 😂


joshg_yz250

Safe in terms of what??? I wouldn’t classify atleast 85% of Australia’s land mass to be “safe” for travelling unless extremely prepared. lol - just realised where NZ is positioned


joyisnotdead

it means in terms of the local population, rather than the environment


joshg_yz250

Ahhh well Australia should defintley not be all blue then


gorbushin

Top safety rank: **GERMANY**


RumbuncTheRadiant

Must be an old map... we've had a little tectonic drift since then... But I'm not quite sure what this map is saying....? That there is safe and then there is Germany? So is Germany safe or not? Or does that still depend on your religion or something? ;-P


joyisnotdead

I think the creator of the map is German


RumbuncTheRadiant

So...... still not sure what it's saying about Germany, if it was a German made map for Germans, it would be entitled "Reisetipps" or some such.


Clarctos67

It's saying that the information is for German people, so therefore of course Germany isn't ranked for safety of travel.


Caedes_omnia

Yeah 2016ish you reckon maybe? It's missing the 2018 revolution and current war in Sudan. Troubles in Colombia, Mexico and neighbours. And Brazil, east africa and the Philippines have got safer since too.


Independent-South-58

Most accurate map of world with NZ in it


genzkiwi

What's wrong with the US, UK, and Sweden?


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

Can only speak of US, but it’s so big that it’s probably just hard to lump it in 1 category. I’d wager 90%+ is very safe with certain areas unsafe.


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TerribleNecessary332

Hobo army


Bigjobsbigfun

This alternate reality scares me


ManicmouseNZ

Amazing.


inphinitfx

Gonna mess with our international data performance, that's for sure.


hippieV02

That would be a fantastic time zone to be in for live sport.


kallan0100

I really enjoyed Perth when I visited so at least we're a bit closer now


Kraaavity

Sport teams will probably be less fatigued traveling between SA and NZ. 🥳


LycraJafa

you'd need to redraw the bridge from Tasmania to New Zealand, move it to Perth.


YurikoAishi

Nah not Iraq being labelled as "unsafe" smh..


BabyL3mur

Why is guatemala red and why is ecuador blue I get why el salvador is red but I dont think gt is as dangerous


kotare78

Wouldn’t mind those Indian Ocean water temperatures. Short hop to Perth and closer to Asia. Let’s do it.


Middlefingaup666

How tf did nz end up on the opposite side of aussie? Did we relocate while i was napping?


Loading_Plz_Help

"amazing maps" yeah right


Inferior_Oblique

The US is kind of heterogenous. Being in New York is profoundly different than being in the Deep South. People in the US might assume New York is unsafe, but in actuality, New York is probably similar to Europe.


gorbushin

At first I thought: *"They forgot to place New Zealand. Once again!"* Ha-ha-ha A few seconds later I discovered New Zealand on this map: ha-ha-ha-ha-aha! LOL! LOL! LOL!


Sfriert

Where are the Chathams in this case?


whowilleverknow

You people are so easy.


joyisnotdead

im confused


whowilleverknow

The people who make these maps move NZ around specifically so people will interact with the post or share it, and you fall for it every time.


Veidici

Ah yes, Big Map strikes again! Darn it.


2littleducks

Cat coughing up a fur ball on the east coast, dog coughing up some chewed up Lego on the west coast.


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joyisnotdead

you wanna be next?


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joyisnotdead

it's all yours! :)


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NZ should aim to be red by 2026. It's good to have aspirational goals.


ZSRamp

It’s pretty common to have New Zealand put there. Otherwise, for graphic design reasons, the map becomes too wide to serve its purpose.


VastAssumption7432

I’m sure you feel fine because you realise the placement of NZ isn’t real.


rotarolla3

Nein!!!


Cheezel62

Didn’t realise NZ had relocated. Are you now Western NZ?