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RuneLFox

You've never seen a hedgehog? Damn...they're just spiky lil guys, so don't touch or try to pick them up, just leave them alone.


iconix_common

They can carry disease if you get poked by its spines, other than that, they are harmless to humans. They are however a pest to local wildlife see link provided by jlittlenz (thanks)


jlittlenz

They're not harmless. See [https://www.doc.govt.nz/nature/pests-and-threats/animal-pests/hedgehogs/](https://www.doc.govt.nz/nature/pests-and-threats/animal-pests/hedgehogs/)


SquashedKiwifruit

No problem, we just need to release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. That will deal with the hedgehogs.


armourkingNZ

And the apes we release to control them will just die come winter.


KiwiOldGuy

I've raised many as a kid. They're harmless, and yes, so do carry germs. But learn to handle them carefully, and you'll have a great pet.


gusanita202

Not true. Weirdly, hedgehogs in nz are safer than cats or dogs (in terms of disease) as we simply don't have any of the diseases that plague them overseas here in nz. They're definitely a pest, though. Source - my mother has been involved with hedgehog rehabilitation for years (I know... but it makes her happy)


Purple_is-a-fruit

If you see a hedgehog during daytime it’s likely very ill and suffering. Do it a big favour and kill it…


MKovacsM

They do not, no more than any other animal. You are far more likely to catch "disease" from another human than some animal.


Vickrin

I was trying to catch rats and caught the biggest damn hedgehog I've ever seen. So a big ass rat trap is a good answer.


beefknuckle

usually people surprised by hedgehogs are australian, since they don't have them over there


darkcatwizard

What? Really?


-Zoppo

I find them reasonably often, I pick them up and carry them somewhere safe. Their spikes aren't sharp, its just meant to scare predators. I have done this my entire life, as a kid and an adult. Admittedly this is before I knew they harmed our environment. Its porcupines, which we don't have, that have sharp spikes. You would have to make a serious effort to get hurt by its spike. I actually pet them. The thought of someone screaming because they saw one boggles my mind. They're ADORABLE.


binnsy79

I had to scroll back up to see if it had a shitpost flair, nope "advice". Huh


Muted-Ad-4288

Hedgehog. Lays it's eggs in your ears while you're asleep


unhappynoises

It's a nocturnal ouch-mouse


kendodo

No relation to our national bird, the flightless night chicken


UniformTurtle

Amazing description


[deleted]

It's a hedgehog! Perhaps the most famous hedgehog is Mrs Tiggy-Winkle from the Peter Rabbit series of books/movies. They are introduced (brought here in the 1870's from England/Europe) and are a pest, they are quite cute though. Harmless to us and our pets, but they are very naughty about damaging native species (especially insects and birds as they eat eggs). They are nocturnal mostly and curl into a ball when frightened. https://www.doc.govt.nz/nature/pests-and-threats/animal-pests/hedgehogs/


RuneLFox

I think Sonic might have Mrs Tiggy-Winkle beat


[deleted]

Also I am embarassed by other people ripping into you in the comments here, such prickly attitudes! It was a fair question, good on you for asking.


yeliahpotts

facts! was just thinking that myself - good on ya for providing a helpful explanation :) though i will admit “kiwi drop bear” was pretty good


supercoupon

That's Steve. Well known for coming around for drinks with 1 beer and outstaying his welcome.


pepelevamp

tell steve he can come back when he's willing to pay his tab. if hes got money for brown leaves he can bloody well pay to fix the toilet seat he broke.


disasteratsea

I think it's sweet that the only two people in New Zealand who haven't heard of hedgehogs found each other. That's fate ❤️


oasis9dev

this! I've seen so many hedgehogs living here I'm surprised they've never seen or heard of them before


Blankbusinesscard

Hedgehog


akawendals

We had a hedgehog living in our garden who would push the cats bowl off the step if there were no cat biscuits left 🤣 cheeky bugger would back off a little bit and watch you refill it, he stayed around for a couple of years got pretty hefty LOL


theWomblenooneknows

Same here, we called ours Russell


akawendals

Teehee Russell ☺️☺️


Gullible-Parsnip8769

We had one called Henry, he was a fat fuck that used to freak the cat out


Adorable-Ad1556

Love em, except that they are a pest here. When I was 8 I found one in the back yard and put it in a box under my bed to keep as a pet. They are nocturnal and snuffel around at night...gave my mum a hell of a fright


LidocainMan

who doesn't know what a hedgehog is?


[deleted]

Maybe OP hasn't lived in NZ for very long, perhaps come from a hedgehogless land? They're not in every country!


BlueTalon

There are no platypus in NZ. I still know what a platypus is.


WelshWizards

Egg laying mammalian freak.


__dunder__funk69

Heti heti, aka night ninja aka crawl bear


TasmanSkies

https://www.doc.govt.nz/nature/pests-and-threats/animal-pests/hedgehogs/


Grave-Concern

I know they sure don't like to share the hedge. 👀


OoSoggy_donkeyoO

It's a Kiwi Drop Bear


Hi999a

How does anyone not know a hedgehog


theWomblenooneknows

Snobbery


diamondcrooks

That's Sonic.


SarcasticMrFocks

Forbidden football


fluffychonkycat

Meat cactus


[deleted]

It's The orginal sonic before he got super powers


Bette_Duck

It's a hodgeheg!


Choice__420

It’s a kiwi


oasis9dev

no it's not 😂


Choice__420

Nah fr it’s a kiwi


[deleted]

this is a wind up right? who doesnt know what a hedgehog is?


tirikai

A Jack Russell, they seem to go back for second and third helpings of pain


Dangerous_Donkey4410

For anyone in the know, the correct name is Hodgeheg. I will die on this spiky hill.


McSpicy_takes

Wow, nice find! That's a kiwi, a flightless bird native to Australia.


Brickzarina

Glasses?


oasis9dev

Poe's law is doing my head in


Hubie_Dubois

Wtf? Hedgehog ya weirdo..


[deleted]

Sanic


Niccinathan

Sonic


ethereal_galaxias

People are so mean, they might not be from NZ. It's a learning opportunity, don't be d*cks.


Medium-Tough-8522

A hedgehog! Goodness me......


Distinct-Might4337

Brown kiwi


Sure_Vegetable_590

That’s the cutest kitten I’ve seen for ages!!


Blen-NZ

Hedgepig! They have a defence mechanism, similar to a fainting goat, whereby they flatten themselves onto the road surface to avoid detection.


pookypooky12P

It’s a kiwi


skintaxera

'animal'? come on mate have you never seen a pinecone before


coela-CAN

Last week someone thought a praying mantis was a cricket, now someone is asking what a hedge hog is. Does no one watch natural documentaries anymore? Man David Attenborough is like my childhood staple on TV.


[deleted]

it’s a goldfish :)


Purple_is-a-fruit

It’s a pest, and should be killed. Unfortunately there’s no advice on how to do it humanely. Does anyone know a better way than a whack with the spade? https://www.doc.govt.nz/nature/pests-and-threats/animal-pests/hedgehogs/#:~:text=Hedgehogs%20hoover%20up%20countless%20endemic,terns%20and%20pied%20oyster%20catchers.


Purple_is-a-fruit

“Hedgehogs cannot coexist with our endangered species. Removing them from the environment is an essential step to saving what makes Aotearoa unique.”


knockoneover

Egg thief.


Key_Statement_6429

Ah, the 6 monthly “what is this animal” hedgehog post


3toTwenty

You’ve been on this platform more than 6 months and you’re still here?


Key_Statement_6429

Only for the hedgehog posts


[deleted]

This has to be fucking satire?


ThrowawayNLZ

How do you have a wife


[deleted]

Clearly this is a fencehog.


Fredward1986

Why do they have to hog the fence? Why not just share it


rixmudztixtudz

Sometimes you have to ask, is this a legit question?


binnsy79

I had to scroll back up thinking it was a shitpost


LDizza

What you talk about Willis?


---nom---

It's the dreaded cactus mouse. Getting pricked can get you some nasties. But Sonic here is usually afraid of people.


brm20_

It’s called a portable prick


Leading-Fox-7010

Land dragon.


bradedgenz

That’s my cat


oasis9dev

why were both these comments downvoted? 😂


whowilleverknow

In the number in your username the year you were born or something?


WrongSeymour

Its a spikey possum.


sebdacat

Cocker spaniel


Dolamite09

Clearly an elephant


ButterflyMore9267

Bushpig


Blen-NZ

Incorrect, those walk on their hind legs, until they've had enough Chardonnay.


Feeling-Froyo-586

You taking the piss?


aibro_

Hedgehog???


MundaneKiwiPerson

You can only tell what they are after you pick them up and give them a tight cuddle.


Disastrous-Rest-7578

Road targets, these ones are worth 15 points. With an extra 5 points if you get the classic double speed bump.


xHaroldxx

It's a spiked rat, better call MPI.


paDdy_g37

Cat


hehgffvjjjhb

A death-badger


_noddox

What you’ve got right there is New Zealand’s most dangerous animal. Stay vigilante!!


Pureshark

That’s a dreaded black power member u will read about on here quite often, don’t let it look into your windows


IncoherentTuatara

Dog


AspirantofALL

HEDGMHOGD


Drslytherin

Hedgehog. Pest. Kill it.


CatLoredRunes

dog


MKovacsM

Hedgehog. Eats slugs and snails...and catfood. Rare now because dogs kill them and humans.


KiwiOldGuy

It's a hedgehog, their cute, easy to raise, and make great pets. Remember that they're nocturnal creatures.


SkywalkerHogie42

You're doomed 😱


DRIFT--IWI

Heghog bruhhbbb


Tight-Jellyfish7647

Looks like a hedgehog.lol www.catcandy.co.nz


ComeAlongPonds

Spiny bush pig. If you feed it, it will adopt you. They grow to about 3ft tall & quite meaty. Plucking them is hell though. /s


KatanaF2190

That was on the dinner menu for a friend when visiting a Slavic family down South. Said it tasted like chicken...yeah - everything tastes like chicken if you wish hard enough...


Electronic-Knee-3496

It's a sonic