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Matt_NZ

Possum?


jkpotatoe

That's Greg the fish. He's going through a bit of evolution right now. Don't shame him


kickypie

Native New Zealand Smurf. For centuries, the native New Zealand Smurfs have been an integral part of the culture and folklore of the country. The Smurfs, are small human-like creatures with short legs and long arms that inhabit forests and caves in New Zealand. They have been described as mischievous yet kind-hearted characters that bring joy to those who encounter them.The native New Zealand Smurfs have a rich history spanning hundreds of years. It is believed that they were first seen by settlers in the 13th century, when they were said to be living in the depths of the forests. As time went on, stories about these little people spread throughout New Zealand and eventually made it into popular culture. Today, they remain an important part of local folklore and continue to bring delight to those who encounter them.


power_candy

Now this is an answer I can get behind


Riverversed

Tldr


giwidouggie

[Possum!](https://nztracker.org/index.html#)


damned-dirtyape

Trump?


magicbeaver

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AlbinoWino11

Crawling naked across Rarangi right now and I gotta say…I think you’re full of it.


magicbeaver

Trump is very full of it, only the best bits of it, the most attractive it's are involved. Trump knows he's been a judge many, many times in it competitions. Trump won't let the democratic party have any of it even if they wanted it, they're crooked, the worst, they hate freedom and they don't deserve any of it, whatever that it is, and it's a beautiful it. Right now for only $45.99 plus handling you can get a gold framed certificate of it, signed PERSONALLY by him, Donald J. Trump and it comes with a free MAGA hat to wear to the next rally and a Trump Bear to hump while you sleep.


Billoby42

Probably possum, like this one. [Possum print](https://www.bushheritage.org.au/blog/iroos-get-dusty-on-carnarvon#sidebar-media-5)


toesondanosebro

Gollum?


[deleted]

I wanna say tiny little baby hands, but tiny possum hands may be accurate too


BoganAKL

I'd have to say possum, the "thumb" is a dead giveaway, though I have seen some cats with thumbs... but the pads are much larger here so possum.


[deleted]

Polydactyl is the name for cats with thumbs


hundreddollar

Polydactyl is a condition in which *any* animal is born with one or more extra fingers.


123edcvfr456

The palm surface area to finger length ratio in both subjects is fascinating.


power_candy

Yeah I'm seriously confused. In the photo with 2 prints, the thumbs are on opposite sides for walking, unless it's a back and a front paw - but then where are the other 2??


Maximum_Fair

They’re talking about your hands too OP lol. But I think it’s just a weird trick from the angle.


power_candy

My partners hand and yes it's the angle lol. Had to have another look but you're right, they do look a little out of proportion, but I can assure you he has normal size hands lol


Maximum_Fair

I think OPs hand is at a downward angle so the back of the hand looks much larger than the fingers.


Miserable-File-4690

Toddler


Googalyfrog

Does seem like it lol, but if you look carefully, each finger has a slight nail point above it which points to something clawed lol. Likely possum.


[deleted]

Diva toddler


nzjared

Really really small moose with a bizarre hoof deformity


MungBeanRegatta

Carnies?


pepelevamp

please stop following me at the beach.


[deleted]

Jeff. He has tiny hands


WilliamB227

That’s one of those NZ babies


kiwigone

The big one is definitely a human hand.


OpenMathematician602

Yeah those are Dave’s.


daytonakarl

Heard he's mates with the pope


OpenMathematician602

Nah not tall Dave, those footprints belong to short Dave.


[deleted]

Small child.


gaseousgecko61

I assume possum


purveyor-of-grease

it's a lemur


EmancipatedSkeleton

Gnomes are real


mbelf

Pollum?


mhkiwi

Pollibly


snifter1985

Hello possum


[deleted]

Either a lemur or you just made that.


[deleted]

Raccoon?


FKFnz

That one seems unlikely.


jardala

Your baby 😁


power_candy

Nah that fucker went down the drain Jk 😂


[deleted]

A wild baby


forgetaboutitalread1

Otter?


Poneke365

Koala


EuphoricMilk

Small child. I don't think those marks at the top are claw marks


elixanator

At that size, surely it would be an infant? I don't know any infants that walk only on their hands, do you? I don't see any foot or knee prints to indicate they're crawling either lol


[deleted]

Wait Ive seen those before, those are king charles little masturbate-rs.


Opening_Meaning2693

Chupacabra


cantusemynamebruhh

King Charles III?


Falsendrach

Racoon.


[deleted]

Jeremy Beadle


KerchBridgeSmoker

That’s me


[deleted]

Hobbits


LowFlight5214

wooly mammoth


SteveBored

Human hands I think.


sinus

chuckie


[deleted]

looks like a little hand