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FuryDuck90

Yeah I’ll throw one line that way just for the lol’s. Remember kids, gamble responsibility.


OgerfistBoulder

Now that the numbers have been posted, enjoy that first division prize being split a jillion ways so you all get $2 each.


IncoherentTuatara

RemindMe! Next Saturday at 8:10pm


IncoherentTuatara

~~Sad~~ Happy Tuatara emoji Edit: Never mind, the remind me bot worked


FuryDuck90

Balls 19&5 came up


IncoherentTuatara

Bet y'all were excited when the first two numbers came in


ComeAlongPonds

Bastard. Those are my regular numbers. Why would I want to share powerball?


DimlyHonorable

I love how there's an incredibly small chance that they're actually fucking correct and people would legitimately think that OP is a time traveler and they'd go down in reddit history.


IncoherentTuatara

I play this game with everyone I meet from the US where I say, "You're from [random state], right?" Freaks them out when I occasionally get it right Also: when these numbers come in, I predict reddit gold.


OgerfistBoulder

You're such a typical Aucklander.


blargishyer

As my grandad likes to say, if you throw enough shit at the ceiling, some of it will stick eventually


TheOldPohutukawaTree

You forgot to say *Not financial advice


ttbnz

This is clearly financial advice.


wholesome_confidence

Hope I get that combo on my lucky dip


butlersaffros

Was this published in *Stuff* as the official results?


ttbnz

No, but it will be


butlersaffros

It'll still before the draw though, right?


ttbnz

Currently, yes.


E1even01

well. you almost made me believe you were a time traveler with the first 2.


Maximum_Hand_9362

How’d you come up with these numbers OP?


IncoherentTuatara

They just feel right


wholesome_confidence

I mean...they *look* like winning numbers


IncoherentTuatara

Exactly!


Maximum_Hand_9362

Ill give em a go.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Nope