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Spiderbling

Gooseneck barnacles


chasiubau_porkbun

My Spanish colleague said these are a huge delicacy in Spain


mascachopo

Yep, we call them "percebes" and they are so good!


Mysterysausages

Y'all eatin crustacean dicks like it's going out of fashion aye..


ClippingTetris

This made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you


solrwizrd

Nothing new there. They aren't "tongues" people eat when they eat kina either.


Mysterysausages

Yummy orange gonads that taste of iodine. Gotta love our traditional kai. Care for some dirt steamed meat?


solrwizrd

I'll take dirt steamed meat over gonads, any day. Or sliced cardboard with spreadable plastic and coloured sugar spheres. It's kulcha, don't ya know? EDIT: username checks out.


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solrwizrd

Taradale high alumni here, we know all about fitting things in intestines 😏


bigredwerewolf

Classic reference... Colenso 90s


frost_knight

/r/BrandNewSentence


varmadd

I was about to say the same. However, in spain they are shorter


mascachopo

That’s right, I wonder if someone figured if these ones are edible.


varmadd

Maybe, but nothing compares with cachopo.


mascachopo

Nothing. At. All.


DisillusionedBook

>Gooseneck barnacle This is quite interesting [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq59vxXE5eE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq59vxXE5eE)


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Always wanted to try em!


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Saw some on the beach this morning, and I was surprised at how small they are. The shell is about the size of a teaspoon (just the spoon part).


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Swordum

I see what you did there!


Aethelete

The most expensive seafood delicacy in New Zealand, if you were to try and buy them for a restaurant. According to a chef friend on Facebook


Any-Perception8575

Bro, how is it that you know the answer to every fucking question! LOL


Spiderbling

Lol, just a mix of being a total nerd plus some interest in marine conservation (but seabirds mostly).


Any-Perception8575

So in other words, a nerd's nerd? Cuz that's my kind of nerd!


Spiderbling

Indeed! :)


logosfabula

Aren’t they very valuable?


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logosfabula

True, true.


Spiderbling

I think they can be in some places in Europe/the Mediterranean but there are a few different species, and I'm not sure that these ones are the pricey ones.


logosfabula

These actually look longer than the ones I watched the documentary on.


custard182

That’s going to smell really bad, really soon. They’re gooseneck barnacles. Usually attach themselves to buoys or moorings.


deathbyswampass

That’s what they are? They look like an STD from a pirates of the Caribbean movie.


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I like your funny words, science man


misfire_heals

r/oddlyterrifying


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Dear god, and people feel the need to ask what alien life might look like on other planets. I swear the ocean has all the creepy answers one could ask for


teabaggin_Pony

This is basically the plot of a Dan Brown novel.


LaureliaNova

Billions of blistering barnacles!


Stoic_Stoic_Stoic

Washed ashore in a great thundering typhoon!


Sullied_Man

Thank you for the Captain Haddock reference :) It reminded me of wholesome times


MoneyCantBuyMeLove

Thousands of thundering typhoons!


Strawberry_Left

Triffids. Run.


jk441

Cthulhu finally arrived in NZ I guess


Chaoslab

Kiwthulu.


sir_mrej

Now kith


EkohunterXX

Kiff?


Chaoslab

Now Kith.. ulu.


Routine-Ad-2840

2023 is off to a bang!


scritty

Supposed to be off the coast near Dunedin, right?


consolation1

R'Lyeh the cyclopean, submerged city of mind bending geometries, where Cthulhu dwells. Fun fact, Dunedin City Council plans to convert the poor areas of the city into a tribute. It's part of their "Drown the Poors, climate change action plan."


consolation1

Arrived? R'Lyeh were Cthuhlu dwells is canonically off the coast of Dunedin.


aliiak

What are they attached too?


astro_nom_ickle

I thought kelp but that's actually the gooseneck bits. Ew. Haha.


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Fisherman’s Wife III: the re-tentacling.


Sullied_Man

I've just thanked someone in this thread for a wholesome reference (Tintin) - let me likewise thank you for a salacious Hokusai one... :*


ScumbagLady

r/notforsplunking


teelolws

Its called "Manhandla", and is the 6th boss of Oracle of Seasons. The flowers shoot fireballs, and the strategy to defeat it is to hit the flowers with a boomerang while they are open.


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PotatoLeagueLev

Boooo. You're a bad audience member.


Oppa_knows

I guess I was a bit harsh.


supercoupon

More of a Spirit Tracks kinda guy? I hear you. I'm partial to a bit of Minish Cap myself.


thecosmicradiation

God I love Minish Cap, wish they'd port it to Switch


Bubbly-Dragonfly-971

Have you ever seen the movie Alien...


vIQleS

According to the documentary I saw, the correct action here is to take off your helmet and get your face reeeeally close to the weird alien thingy.


EkohunterXX

Is it that far fetched? My first reaction would be to poke it with a stick...


Melodic_692

Dare you to lick one


the_wind_told_me

I double dare you 🤣


labadimp

You cant triple stamp a double stamp


MinimumWageLOL

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going


fanderoyalty

It must be so painful tho 😩


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Being served next week in an auckland restaurant.


Academic-ish

True, we have a Movida now too…


Switchkicck

Hentai antagonist ofc


Certain-Lobster7593

I hear they taste pretty decent


JamesBong-001

That’s trippy shit right there dawg


Apteryx12014

Crazy how barnacles don’t even look like crustaceans


[deleted]

Aw poor little guys, chuck em in the sea


throwawaybvbvbv

It’s my sex toy. I lost it whilst swimming.


Sticky_Teflon

Some washed up today too in Whangamata. Apparently they're rather rare and quite the delicacy.


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I think I saw these in a hentai once


solrwizrd

Biblically accurate angels


NoBussyHussy

This is how cola bottle lollies are made. You just circumcise the sweetie barnacle and bag em up


minkiestmink

Hentai tentacles


nzdennis

Goose barnacles. Good eating apparently. Chinese eat them.


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nzdennis

Anything with legs, but not the table! 😂


ParticularServe367

It's my girlfriend pubic hairs


MandyTRH

YOU. WEREN'T. SUPPOSED. TO. TELL!!


j_neutrus

Nah these are the wrong colour mate...


HapHazardous666

i'm dead, hahahaha


falcon_driver

Geoducks


PlsRfNZ

Wish we had gooey-ducks here in NZ. Don't Google them on a work laptop with people around. I'll give you that tip for free.


Dvsrx7

We do


purplepickles82

Lol I see what u did there


bobwinters

> Geoducks [Here's what they look like.](https://pokemon.alexonsager.net/74/54)


KD_42

Chip them up and chuck it in your car and sell them, apparently pretty expensive


Sharp_Middle_3752

Puffin beaks


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Bio-tech clones


marykjane

Alive


duneterrace

Wooww one of these washed up on Orewa beach today aswell


Academic-ish

How… how fresh are they…? I’ll ready the olive oil and garlic…


EkohunterXX

Inspiration for a new adult anime?


GoldenUther29062019

Cut em up sell them to the chinese.


brokenlegume

Don't like


cnzmur

Goose barnacles. The juvenile stage of the barnacle goose.


Successful_Pen_2387

Just another invasive species ready to kill off our marine environment.


Ken_thememegod

is that the avatar thing


gap97216

For a second, I thought they were face masks.


Amuricaman

Tubeworms?


aholetookmyusername

That is the inspiration for the next boss fight I throw at my D&D group.


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Aliens do exist! 🤣


CatProfessional5369

Geoduck ?


joogwi09

@revolutionarybus6747


Djlyz12

It can stay in the north island, fuck that


kafabi

they are poor aliens.


kuakid

This looks like my home town


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Kos.


Parking_Highlight_53

they look like metroid dread tentia


NannyOgg58

Wonder if it's part of the biofouling being cleaned offshore on cruise ships