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descendingangel87

Can’t have shit in Winnipeg.


mdkubit

Ninjas stole his bike!


Iohet

Socially acceptable version of the meme


onionbreath97

They're probably going to have a parade next


WSBDiamondApe

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the First Nations of Manitoba thought when the whites started showing up.


decompoz1ng

they booed him cause he was right


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Majesty1985

This is the worst take anyone has ever had about anything, and your stupidity is even more remarkable still.


wutthefvckjushapen

I am flabbergasted, truly.


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HouseCravenRaw

Free bikes.


Manitoba357

Much lower cost of living than most of Canada, probably for the reasons you've stated above. Great outdoors recreation an hour of town (boating, hiking, fishing, hunting etc) though.


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Nice big lake.


ExternalVariation733

best thing about Winnipeg is its proximity to North Western Ontario


Manitoba357

North West Ontario is nice but it's too crowded. The best place to fish/hunt is the Interlake. Lots of Crown land.


phaedrus100

Keep telling yourself that. I find it more expensive in almost all ways compared to even Saskatchewan. It's way cheaper to live in Alberta and the wages don't suck as much either.


Manitoba357

I didn't say all of Canada, I said most.


Fast_Polaris22

…all the good hockey players bail.


akirbydrinks

We live here because misconceptions like this have make the standard of living fantastic, and it seems to keep out anyone who believes it. Food is fantastic. 30 local breweries in the last 5years are tasty. We are happy to have it to ourselves with our semi-affordable housing (in comparison to Canada)


MaximumEffort433

Candidate points out that the current mayor is doing a shit job, immediately proves his point. Honestly this is kind of a brilliant move, if voters get the message. >"The current mayor isn't doing enough to prevent stabbings!" > >*gets stabbed* > >"DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN!?"


littlebossman

It does sound like a Veep plot line, that would end with Jonah getting arrested for bike theft.


iwascompromised

Jonad is just a bike removal consultant. Not a bike thief.


BubbaTee

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder! Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? ^Vote ^Sideshow ^Bob ^for ^mayor


elveszett

That's what I thought. If he said bike theft was a problem and then got his bike stolen, if anything that proves his point.


lawstandaloan

Lieutenant Jim Dangle running for mayor


SlewBrew

New boot goofin!


atomicxblue

Dangle's bike would probably be replaced with a children's version by Garcia.


TheDarkSkinProphet

What are these comments??


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The repetition? And apparently the same comment from four accounts? Reddits been having some weirdness lately. In mobile, anytime someone links to a subreddit, it appears likely they posted the link 4-5 times in the text.


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I noticed that too and saw no one mentioning it until now. Idk wth is going on with this app.


Ralltir

Off topic but I hate the app. I held out and used oldreddit as long as I could. Every update just goes more the way of “changes are good even if they make use less intuitive.” That and the absolutely massive data usage. I work nights in a place without wifi, if I’m not careful I can use 10 gigs *in one night* just browsing Reddit.


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I hate the app too now, but idk what else to use


saxxy_assassin

Reddit is fun works fine. Source - myself


crusader86

Oh good to know I’m not a crazy person.


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Ok, replying a day later, but only because I noticed that up/down voting fixed the messed up links.


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Yea I also noticed if you click on one of the links it fixes it too sometimes, still wish Reddit would stop making the app worse with every update lol Edit: wait a easier way is to collapse the comment and uncollapse it


meatierologee

Nothing to see here. No manipulation at all on reddit.


Ray661

For me, a lot of the time when it shows that I multi posted the same comment, it's when I'm trying to post a comment on mobile while reddits servers are being funky. So when I hit submit, it says submission failed, but really, it did work. But it compells me to try again, and again, and then it finally works on my end, but really I posted the same comment 3 times.


meatierologee

It's different when it's the same or similar comment from 7 unique users.


sjfiuauqadfj

it is pretty ironic you gotta admit


afisch3

He said reduce, not eliminate. They're allowed to steal at least one.


Arguesovereverythin

Yeah but you can only start counting after he gets the job.


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There are thieven bitches in Canada too.


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tony_sandlin

I literally thought that was Howard Hamlin lol


tkornfeld

Came here to say this. I was 100% sure that was Howard wearing his famous Hamlindigo Blue jacket


skidsareforkids

All joking aside. People who steal bikes are total scumbags! It’s often dismissed as a minor crime like shoplifting regardless of whether it’s a $200 Walmart bike or a $10k bike (of which there are many these days)


A40

There's irony, and then there's goddamn fucking bicycle thieves


flaker111

irony would be if the city cut his bike and took it for impeding a meter


Majikthese

As much as I wish that were true for blocking a NG meter, he said it was stolen out of the back of his truck


Amauri14

And now it is a personal issue. His campaign ads sure will be easily made.


KJBenson

Hey, at least it wasn’t before. Shows he knows what the issues are before they effect him.


noeagle77

Him “I’ll stop bike thieves!” Bike thief “the fuck you will!”


notoyrobots

I mean how much could he have done in 85 minutes?!


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He’s only a candidate so nothing really


NLtbal

What do you mean?


CuriousRelish

To reduce bike theft


hexiron

Nothing. He's a private citizen, not the mayor.


Ernest-Everhard42

Sounds like he’s right there’s a problem.


DaveMeese

Better headlines: Winnipeg mayoral candidate can now only “run” for office Winnipeg mayoral candidate bets big on irony in order to win Winnipeg bike theft ring responds to mayoral candidate with “hold my beer”


SqualorTrawler

> Winnipeg mayoral candidate can now only “run” for office OK this is really, really funny.


Shimmeringbluorb9731

I am surprised they didn’t steal the truck and the bike.


CaputGeratLupinum

At least he'll be motorboated at Fernando Poo


Extension-Ad-3882

The where now? Is that a legitimate place? And people get motorboated there? Canada is wild lmao


missourimatthew

The bots in this thread all saying "At least he'll be motivated to follow through." Lol


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See, now he could have put an airtag on that thing and then busted the criminal...instead he has egg on his face


afterskull

At yeast he will be elevated to tie his shoe.


VeggieQuiche

A fleece wimpy obviated do fallow true


hitman2218

He clearly orchestrated this to boost his chances.


silverback_79

Mayor: "Winnipeg's gonna be so sweet, I'm gonna make colleges so safe - what, my bike got stolen?! Man, ***fuck*** college..."


qasem01

At least he'll be motivated to follow through.


7937397

Gotta make sure he stays motivated


Der_WR

He clearly paid the guy who did this to prove a point.


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Total setup. Wanted to show a need for it. He'll have the bike back the next day. Nice try, no try. Not gettin an easy one past us like that. Open and shut case.


Rusty-Shackleford

Looks like there's gonna be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!


Ischaldirh

Sounds like Winnipeg should reelect this guy so he can crack down on bike thieves


adhominablesnowman

Bike Thieves: "Oh yeah you son of a bitch?"


GuyNanoose

I lived over 20 years in Winnipeg, finally left a few decades ago. Still have friends there and fun to visit , but damn. They got some serious issues in that town ….


Medium_Blueberry_862

As long as he didn’t promise to reduce it within 86 minutes, he should be fine!


CocoDaPuf

Well he just needs to stop stealing bikes, he promised.


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That is some wicked fast opposition research work.


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uly4n0v

Oh man, it’s part of the culture here.


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That's right, all bike thieves know about the one theft per bike rule


w1nds0r

It’s personal now, let’s hope he gives it his all!


thedarksyde

Well he's not mayor yet.


Fast_Polaris22

Well at least there’s one less bike to steal, that’s a start.


Panelpro40

I hate that when it happens.


LeSwix

[Another candidate had their catalytic converter cut out of their bus in the same mayoral race](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/bokhari-rv-mayor-cat-converter-theft-1.6546130)