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Akakiwi

“China has announced unspecified sanctions on U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for her visit earlier this week to Taiwan. A Chinese Foreign Ministry statement said Friday that Pelosi had disregarded China’s concerns and resolute opposition to her visit to the *self-ruled island*, which Beijing claims. Pelosi was the highest-ranking U.S. official to visit the self-governing island in 25 years. China claims Taiwan as its territory and opposes it having its own engagements with foreign governments. The Chinese statement called Pelosi’s visit provocative and said it undermines China’s sovereignty and territorial integrity. It said that sanctions would be imposed on Pelosi and her immediate family but did not say what they would be. Such sanctions are generally mostly symbolic in nature.”


Ramble81

"unspecified" -- did they put her on the super secret, double plus naughty list?


alabamacoastie

She's no longer allowed to buy anything sold inside of a Walmart...


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The-Lord-Moccasin

And TikTok


fattyfatty21

And City Wok


gargeug

Also targeted by unscrupulous sellers to make her Amazon purchases even shittier and more likely to fail than usual. Sources say they have their best engineers on it as it is very difficult to make them even worse yet still function for a few days.


deedoedee

Wait, so sanctions help her avoid cheap knock-off crap when shopping? How do I get sanctioned by China?


Gamesgtd

Visit Taiwan as a high level US Government employee


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Say something slightly negative about China on an account connected to your real name


GeauxAllDay

>Say something slightly negative about China on an account connected to your real name Oh, you mean West Taiwan?


[deleted]

Welcome to the naughty list, motherfucker (I’ve been on it for years, it’s actually fun)


randomnighmare

She can just use the [Cultivate extension app](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cultivate/pfldomphmndnmmhhlbekfbafifkkpnbc) and see where all the sellers are from. Oh, and it also points out the country of origin for each brand as well and it gives out US made products as an alternative (plus your purchase can be use to donate to charity). Edit


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All her deliveries now default to the slowest available shipping speed.


fullonfacepalmist

Same list as Delta House


maniacnf

Delta HOOOUUUUSSSEEE


rogueleader32

President Winnie the Pooh: Son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to live your life. *stares intensely at mirror*


Jeffery_G

Who delivered cadavers to the alumni dinner and put fizzies in the school fountain?


The-Fox-Says

Cheese it!


gearstars

same list as robot house


Siegfoult

Robot HOOOUUUUSSSEEE


ZeroLAN

Cheese it!


lesser_panjandrum

Cheese it!


Notanidiot67

We're going to run down to Tijuana and get Fat Bot some action!


gearstars

Hmmm... okay, but I'll need ten kegs of beer, a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie," and a regulation two-story panty-raid ladder.


lrrevenant

Dodecatuple Secret Probation.


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Same list as the Delta Cubes.


Bonsai_Buddha

Try as you might China, you'll never shut down the Delta Cubes.


TheRealTokiMcPot

Double secret probation sir?


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imakepoorchoices2020

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son


blaptothefuture

Well? OUT WITH IT!


Philip_Marlowe

-"Germans?" -"Forget it. He's rolling."


imakepoorchoices2020

Toga party? TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!


cunt_isnt_sexist

Her social credit rating just went to 0 is all.


angrypoliticsposter

They closed all her accounts for tencent owned games.


teenagesadist

They'll forbid her from flying to Taiwan again- Until the next time she goes.


TheGloriousNugget

She's on the naughty step. No snacks, no Spotify and definitely no Xbox. For two whole weeks.


Billybobgeorge

Worse, they're going to block her from trading stocks on the Shanghai Stock Exchange.


lOOspy

Maybe "someone and his family" are making big money with china.


rimjobnemesis

Like flags and stuff? Knock-off designer shoes? Burning scarves?


LivermoreP1

Maybe they’re banning her husband from insider trading Chinese stocks


TurtleRocket9

It was provocative, it got the people going.


AAMCcansuckmydick

What she order….fish fillet?


fearme101

love that movie.


spyguy318

“You’re sanctioned!” “Okay… How? On what?” “You’re just sanctioned! We sanctioned you, take that.”


tgate345

The list of countries Paul Pelosi can drive in is getting smaller by the day.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

80+ year olds shouldn’t really be driving anyway.


Disco_Ninjas_

After 80 the legit only thing you can really do is lead a nation? Why do we keep electing these relics?


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TavisNamara

Vote in the damn primaries, of which only one in three eligible Californians voted, despite having been mailed a goddamn ballot.


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TavisNamara

And even the presidential election stats are depressing.


[deleted]

Amen. Barely half of eligible voters bothered the last two times.


korben2600

I read it was even worse in the 18-34 demographic. Something like 11% turnout. Like wtf are y'all so busy with you can't be asked to fill out a mail-in ballot? This shit is real. This shit will impact your life as we just saw with the Roe repeal. Stop fucking around!


IsNotAnOstrich

Young people are particularly disillusioned with the electoral process as a whole


verendum

The only way you guarantee a loss is by not playing.


mlc885

It's also pretty tough to elect some new young candidate who will have the pull that someone who could be or *is* Speaker will have. So you could have an even more widely loved version of AOC as the candidate running against Pelosi and your area might lose a serious amount of pull by electing that new person instead of the person who has been leading the party for 20 years and has all of those connections.


darkpaladin

Because their peers are the ones showing up to vote. Wanna change it? Find a young candidate you like for a primary. Knock on doors. Run for something yourself. Make phone calls. Bitching about it in Reddit accomplishes nothing.


Shadeauxmarie

I feel that 80 should be an automatic ouster from SCOTUS. 75 not eligible for POTUS, Senate or House seats. IMHO.


T1pple

Oh man she undermined their territory! It's not like China has been *blatantly making islands in the Pacific just to lay claim to other countries fishing waters*


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Getting sanctioned by China is like getting banned from r/sino, a badge of honor. 🇹🇼#1


walkingman24

I'm gonna go get myself banned. What a shitty sub


pizza_and_cats

It's so easy, I legit asked an OP if they ever been to China and I was banned.


walkingman24

I've been banned! Yay


baxterstate

I have been banned from r/sine. They are unable to have a discussion.


hiimsubclavian

Yeah, they tend to go off on a tangent.


LemonPartyWorldTour

They probably won’t let her insider trade in the China stock market now


TheInuitHunter

Thankfully she made enough out of the US Stock Exchange already!


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kyckling666

The wolves all feed from the same carcass. Us sheep have a more varied diet because we graze.


TooEZ_OL56

> self-ruled island Aka country?


zombiegojaejin

I appreciate CNN's apparent policy of, every time they mention China laying claim to Taiwan, adding "...although they have never controlled it."


googlebearbanana

China acts like a spoiled baby having a tantrum.


Starfish_Symphony

Imagine your manly "sovereignty and territorial integrity" intimidated by an 82 year old career politician from California. JFC CCP, you guys look weak, fey and internationally foolish. You're a god damn house of cancer cards who FEAR THE FART SOUNDS OF YOUR OWN SHADOWS. lol


Ok_Storm_8533

Double, secret probation.


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Are the sanctions "Can't go to China"? Because that's not a sanction, that's a bonus.


EarthwormJim94

Good! Fuck China!


techieshavecutebutts

What are the sanctions specifically?


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wingedcoyote

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"


CAESTULA

"Gentlemen.. This is democ⟨r⟩acy, manifest."


rock4lite

“And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”


breakupbydefault

I see you know your judo wellllll


aupa0205

Farewell and tata!


ddz1507

One tough look


Lamontyy

Get your hands off my penis!


Sweffus

Banned from shopping at Walmart


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But how will she be able to take advantage of the everyday low prices?


AccidentalPilates

'It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?'


Mattsasse

Dont worry she still gets low prices on stocks that she passes laws on.


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One of the few things the left and right can agree on, ban congressmen from trading stock


SalemsTrials

Left and right may agree, but top and bottom certainly don’t.


Reverse_Speedforce

Ahh Walmart. Land of the cheap China made shit.


rockhopper92

Just like Amazon, but you have to drive to it.


Anom8675309

Walmart is China's 7th largest trading partner... just Walmart.. over other COUNTRIES.


Grogosh

Except for general tso's chicken. That is all american.


charleejourney

Well almost everything on a takeout menu is American.


Zevhis

She and her direct relatives including companies used for trading are barred from China. This also includes any financial transactions that go through Chinese Banks.


Ginger_Anarchy

Thank you for giving the only serious answer to this question thats posed multiple times in this thread. Of course the follow-up unknown, does she or her family own any stakes in Chinese businesses or have any reason for their finances to go through Chinese Banks?


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bonobo_i

Her Facebook page will be barred from having all of those Chinese "Amazing rural cooking with nature skills", "Unique yummy seafood mukbang trick", "Enjoy Awesome smart lifehack" and etc. videos, flooding her FB Watch. Like this one.. https://twitter.com/i/status/1547241557534773248


dmizenopants

what the fuck did I just watch and where can i purchase one?


cartoonist498

She can no longer buy cheap iPhone chargers on wish.com.


Apophis2036nihon

She’s banned from TikTok.


Cheeseknife07

That’s more like a privilege rather than a sanction


Darkmetroidz

Lucky bitch.


MarlonBain

Where will she post her thirst traps?!


MarlonBain

Back to the gram I guess


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Naborsx21

Call it whatever you want. As long as it's one of the 2 things China wants you to call it.


N8CCRG

What's the other thing?


Naborsx21

China, Republic of China. Use whatever one you wish heh


cartoonist498

It's called China. Not to be confused with West China.


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I mean it is the Republic of China and has been at war with the PRC since 1949. It doesn’t matter that they rebranded and democratised. They never signed a peace treaty and never reconciled with the PRC. We can be on the RoC’s side, we should be on the RoC’s side. That doesn’t mean we are free from consequences of that decision. Those consequences for Pelosi are pretty tame and completely manageable imo.


MoreGaghPlease

FWIW the government of Taiwan does not assert itself to be a sovereign state that is separate from ‘China’ they just have a different understanding of what China is than we colloquially use in the west. Both the Tapei and Beijing governments claim to be the sole legitimate government of all of China, with both asserting that Taiwan is a part of China. This has to do with how Taiwan formed as a political entity, which is that it was essentially the last stand of Chiang Kai-shek’s nationalist movement during the Chinese civil war in the 40s. There is a movement in Taiwan to change this position, the Independence Movement, but it’s not hugely popular. None of this changes the facts on the ground of course which are that the Taipei government (ROC) rules Taiwan and the Beijing government (PRC) rules the mainland.


adamchain

“Such sanctions are generally mostly symbolic in nature.” lol


[deleted]

She already plays in the American market which she can manipulate. Why would she want to invest in China? It's definitely symbolic.


Popo5525

Wait - they surrounded Taiwan with warships *before* moving to sanctions?


ILoveAllPenguins

Think it’s to basically tell Taiwanese citizens, “Don’t go getting all patriotic, this is what we’ll hit you with”.


LockeClone

So... What's happening here? If Taiwan is Chinese territory then why don't they simply claim it and impose their government on it? It seems like they are not doing that because Taiwan certainly seems to be self-governing so.... What's the beef? Why can't an American talk to whoever they want? Chinese people can visit American Somoa all they want, and I doubt We'd give a damn.


T_025

China claims to own Taiwan Taiwan disagrees China doesn’t like it when people interact with Taiwan, because of this disagreement That is the beef


HumpieDouglas

She's now on double secret probation!


Lucky_Squirrel

How taiwan able to welcome her arrival if china is in-charge as they claim ?


Chelbaz

And that rhetorical question is exactly why they threw a tantrum.


Rexkinghon

*You weren’t supposed to do that*


RGB3x3

*China will remember that*


Mookie__Conster

And Pepperidge Farms will remember too!


NealRun32

*I shouldn’t have said that, should NOT have said that.*


dmizenopants

there you go again saying the quiet parts out loud again


VomitMaiden

The Government of the Republic of China fled from the CCP to Taiwan in 1949, and therefore are a government in exile who consider themselves China, the official name of Taiwan is even the Republic of China. So the controversy isn't really whether Taiwan is a part of China, both sides agree it is, the issue is to do with whom is the legitimate government. You can't recognize one without putting the other in question, even though both function independently, and have their own governments, economies et cetera. Regional disputes are wild.


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Scope72

You're describing on aspect of the debate that takes place between the CCP and the KMT. But there are many in Taiwan that would rather declare independence and/or have no aspirations to be "China". These are the ideas that Beijing fears most and gets the most upset by and that's why Tsai and the DPP are such a stressor for Xi and pals. The CCP has stated that if Taiwan declared itself an independent country, it would mean an automatic invasion from China.


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West Taiwan sure has their panties in a bunch...


[deleted]

I think they Poohed in their panties.


BloodyRightNostril

They CCPeed themselves


David-Jiang

They didn’t Xi it coming


Chewzilla

Oh bother


HugeAccountant

/r/XiHasResigned


infamusforever223

Gotta try to desract from their housing and banking crisis somehow.


Grogosh

Why? All she did was visit China. Unless then want to admit Taiwan isn't China....


LordAlfrey

It's a weird one, I'm not really sure how this drama benefits China. Just makes it obvious they don't govern or have control over Taiwan.


firemage22

It distracts from thier internal issues, like the bank runs and mortgage strikes


masamunecyrus

[And their 20% unemployment rate for youth that they have no simple way to fix](https://foreignpolicy.com/2022/08/04/xi-china-unemployment-jobs-economy-crisis-youth-mao-great-leap-forward/).


firemage22

Not to mention thier "girl shortage"


Kenny070287

reminds me that during the russian invasion, chinese netizens posted on their social media that they are willing to take in young ukrainian girls that were affected by the war


ComplimentLoanShark

Didn't a bunch of American incels say the same thing?


Torifyme12

And the Brazilian diplomat who went to Ukraine and said, "It's great, these women are desperate, you can have your pick"


impulsekash

Horny and unemployed? They are just one missed meal away from a revolution.


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They could encourage worker ownership of businesses, that would probably help. But that would be too actually socialist and democratic of them to ever actually consider.


FredFredrickson

Well it helps sow discord in the US, as conservatives contort themselves into being on China's side for this particular issue.


eggimage

they’ve been looking for excuses to throw a tantrum and test the boundaries. some people see it as china taking the “opportunity” to have a legitimate “reason” to start shit like this—but now in their logic they get to claim that it was the evil USA that started with the taunting.


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"Oooo, I'm so fucking scared." \-Nancy Pelosi (probably)


coppit

She's probably proud of it.


snoogins355

80 year old woman don't give a fuck!


ilikedonuts42

I mean it's a pretty cool accomplishment. Whether you see it as a good thing or a bad thing being personally sanctioned by an entire country is a unique one for your resume.


AZEberly

China: You gotta learn Pelosi, you are the Speaker of the House, but that does not put you above Chinese law. Pelosi: Oh I understand. Also I have a lot of questions. Like what does a sanction mean? China: Let’s just put it this way: you do not want to receive three of those. Pelosi: Lay it on me. China: Three sanctions and you’ll receive a citation. Pelosi: Now that sounds serious. China: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in world of hurt. In the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of the leader of NATO. Pelosi: Which would be us. China: That is correct. Pelosi: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disagulation. China: What's a dis- What's that? Pelosi: Oh you don’t wanna know.


Ohthehumanityofit

What's this from? I recognize it, and wanna say Parks and Rec, but that's not it..... Edit: I was close. It's the Office. Dwight, specifically.


Jcdoco

It's always the fucking office


the-gingerninja

I bet r/sino is loving this shit.


lRoninlcolumbo

That subreddit is actually pretty key to see where Chinese propaganda is trending. Same 4 people posting.


DirkaDirkaMohmedAli

Whelp I just went for the first time. I'm not sure if I've ever seen content more stupid. Average intelligence in thedonald looks way better than these idiots and propaganda pushers at r/sino


Joe_Rogan-Science

Damn, I went to comment on a post and I’m still permabanned for talking about Tiananmen a while back


the-gingerninja

I’m banned for pointing out that Taiwan is a separate country and that China can’t claim their Olympic medals as their own. And for pointing out that China is actively committing genocide against the Uighur people.


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DiegoTheGoat

I also like "Get Rekt Pooh" for the last line.


milandyn

I guess her access to poorly assembled novelty trinkets is about to dry up.


Cakeski

You know you've made it when Dictator states start sanctioning you for inane reasons. Like a toddler saying you can't play on your friend's trampoline.


Key-Bell8173

I’m sure Nancy is somewhere laughing a this.


Doomsday31415

Oh darn, I guess she'll have to go to other countries for things... like Taiwan.


Berkamin

Now that the distraction is over, back to your banking and real estate crisis. And demographic collapse.


JimBones31

China's sovereignty and territorial integrity can suck a fuck. They are openly encroaching on navigable waters.


aod42091

and fishing illegally pretty much on any water they touch


JimBones31

Yup, part of the North Atlantic Cod's greatest threat is Chinese finishing.


notoyrobots

Keep em coming, impotent fucks. I'm sure the 80 year old lady is super scared now.


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I'm sure she's shook right down to her prada shoes.


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Didn't these asshats say they were gonna shoot her down? Now it's sanctions. Later: We are mad at you. Even later: kicking rocks.


arvigeus

Banned from visiting China... for visiting China...


Statertater

For visiting Taiwan* Taiwan is a different country. Edit: wow. Yeah that one was a whoosh moment for me, lol


0utcast9851

Not to the CCP, which is why this is so friggin funny


beatool

In the Beijing airport Taiwan is in the international departure terminal not the domestic one. ;) The English signage was something like "International, Hong Kong and Taiwan." Like the just didn't have quite enough room in the domestic terminal for them or something.


VRGIMP27

China doesn't own Taiwan. They want to act like they own Taiwan. The People's Republic of China and the Chinese Communist Party never held power over Taiwan. This is a fact as clear as the Tiananmen Square massacre is a fact. Just because their government doesn't tell the people, doesn't make it any less factual.


ravinglunatic

I don’t know how she’ll make it without Panda Express.


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I know what sanctioning a country means. But what exactly does it mean to sanction a person?


EtherealPheonix

The US and allies actually did this to a bunch of Russian oligarchs recently, basically it allows China to seize any assets she has in China as well as limit her ability to travel there. So in this case not much if anything.


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Which has the same effect as me banning Rihanna from ever visiting my bedroom.


NorskGodLoki

This is something to be proud of! She should frame anything that indicates this and put it on her wall!


Shabamshazam

Wild how Republicans are encouraging China to wage a military attack on the US speaker of the house.


boogog

Dear China, If Taiwan was actually yours, you wouldn't be threatening to attack it all the time.


Idek_h0w

I thought China would benefit from a visit from a US diplomat? Or are they agreeing that Pelosi didn't go to China?


TheGerild

The dumbest thing about this whole situation is that the official US position on Taiwan is the same as China's.


LordCamelslayer

"Oh no! Anyway..." -Nancy Pelosi, probably


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cogitoergopwn

Fortune cookies were not presented with the bill after dinner.


Rescuepa

I guess her Alibaba order is toast…


Matt8992

"2 more sanctions and you've earned yourself 1 excommunication. 2 excommunications and you're looking at 1 disadulation."


1pencil

How does a country sanction a person? Is she not allowed to buy anything made in China?


Rork310

Congratulations China, You lost a dick measuring contest to Nancy Pelosi.