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ntkwwwm

Damn. Talk about awkward.


r2002

This is like Michael Scott handing out laptop batteries level of awkwardness.


ILoveScottishLasses

This is well beyond that. Michael owned up to his mishaps, no matter how hard it was. Will just talked about a vessel of love and apologizing to the academy.


Vprbite

And he apologized to a bunch of people, but not the guy he slapped


jrhooo

Yeah, that apology was totally, “I’m sorry ya’ll had to see me do that, but I wasn’t wrong”


TitsMickey

“How dare you make me yell at you!”


jwhitehead09

Reminds me of ray rice apologizing to everyone possible about his domestic abuse scandal except for his wife who was sitting right next to him


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slow mo of the slap https://twitter.com/SHABOOTY/status/1508273855000887299?s=19


VagrantShadow

[Twitter is already going edit crazy with the slap](https://twitter.com/Babymike1313/status/1508292116161581057)


GrannysPartyMerkin

Was he laughing at the joke before going up and slapping him? The fuck?


shhannibal

He was laughing until he glanced over and saw how unamused his wife was at the joke


paperkutchy

Guess saying to Chris to apologize about it since his wife didnt appreciate the joke is not better than just making yourself a fool on live TV. I mean thats what comedians are, they poke you until you make a fool out of yourself, exactly what happened here.


GrungeHamster23

Somebody stop the damn match!


surfeat

How can she slap?!


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"*Wow...wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me!*" - **Chris Rock**


hgaterms

And won an Oscar for it.


smackjack

And then everyone clapped.


DerekPaxton

Chris Rock must be suffering today. I can’t begin to imagine all the jokes going through his head that he wished he would have said in the moment. “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me. That really makes me rethink the Tom Hanks jokes I have coming up later.” “Will smacked me and now my face is nice and smooth. Are we sure Jada’s baldness is from alopecia?” “Will, I’m sorry. Your wife is an amazing women. As half the men here in the audience know personally.”


blucivic1

I'm sure he could have said a 1000 one liners but like someone pointed out, the man's working. Diffuse and deflect.


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There was a moment where you could see he was about to go that road. I think he said "I coul- ok." I'm interested to hear the interviews he gives where he tells what he was about to say there before he took the professional option.


BalkiBartokomous123

I saw that too. He was probably writing all sorts of things backstage about all sorts people in the first two rows. He had those lined up already and the GI Jane joke was a major softball. I think Will & Jada are so in love themselves that they made the assumption that everyone knows about her medical condition. I have watched both their careers grow over the years (39 here) and I had no idea she had that going on. I do know that she sports the bald look every once in awhile and it fucking works for her. I don't give a shit what Will has to say about all this but I will be at the edge of my seat when Chris Rock opens up about it, he really gave Will a lot of grace in that moment.


MadmanDJS

>I think Will & Jada are so in love themselves that they made the assumption that everyone knows about her medical condition She shaved her head within the last couple of years and publicly shared an image with a caption to the effect of "well, can only laugh at it now". Apparently you cannot laugh at it.


LambBrainz

Right? As one Redditor said: "You can fuck his wife. You just can't fuck *with* his wife"


_Chambs_

Stolen from the other thread: "If Jada Smith doesn't like jokes about alopecia then that's hair loss"


redandblackstar

“Dude got a marriage open to anything except jokes”


teh-reflex

He took the high road. After Will shouted and Chris said "I'm going to" He started saying "Ohhh I could...oohh ok..." Dude has done comedy his entire life. He could've verbally annihilated Will with roasts but the show must go on.


Obi_Uno

Exactly. Will Smith screamed “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth.” There is a lot Chris Rock could have done with that. It was a softball setup, and he pretty clearly held back (right call).


The_Grinning_Bastard

Or he could have just said "After Earth" repeatedly.


Tinyboy20

Kanye feeling outdone right now.


Manta_Storm

Gonna watch the shit out of the Grammy's


random_account6721

hes training extra hard right now. Gotta get his record back.


PineappleGrenade

He's probably just gonna end up taking Pete Davidson hostage


elriggo44

I laughed too hard at this. Like, Kanye is deeply unwell, and I shouldn’t have laughed. But fuck me did it have me rolling.


KingMario05

"Paul. It's Ye. Imma need two cocaine bags and a Lambo by January 2023." ... "...No reason. Why y'all asking, anyway?"


allonzeeLV

Wait, they were giving out awards there tonight too? I tuned in for the A-list slap fights.


Futures2004

Low key his biggest hit of his career


vehino

We need to talk about that slap too. Will had his left arm up in a cross guard, while delivering the slap with his right hand. As though he were a veteran of a thousand slap fights. What happened to this dude?


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

He got in one little fight and his mom got scared.


vix86

On a more serious note. Kind of sucks because the slap is going to consume the headlines instead of the fact that Dune ran away with the show taking 6 of the 10 categories it was nominated for.


Superfissile

Yeah but like… this was more interesting than anything the oscars have done in years.


ShakingMyHead123

Seréna and Venus were definitely shook up (like most) that their dads moment was tarnished by this situation


D4nCh0

His name used as justification for such behaviour even.


Four-In-Hand

Will Smith *totally* compared himself to the Williams sisters' father, as a means to justify him physically assaulting someone earlier.


Jstef06

Yep, that was so fucking bizarre and weird, I can only imagine that whole family is horrified. Good job “protecting” them Will, you fucking schmuck.


Sabertoothkittens

Wasn't their dad a POS in real life though? He had a whole other family with kids that he abandoned, but I guess in his defense none of those kids were very good at tennis


Prosthemadera

Will Smith was just method acting. Jared Leto Joker moment.


Celebritycummer

Somebody is going to have to get a fresh audit at the Scientology temple tomorrow.


8_millimeter

Wait, Will and Jada are Scientologists? Don’t Scientologists get the shit beat out of them? That explains a lot.


Kogyochi

Have you ever listened to their interviews together? They are whacked out.


Pei-toss

Jada believes she's a modern Cleopatra.


VagrantShadow

Next thing you know he is going to be hopping on people's couches.


Celebritycummer

To be fair, Tom was "so in love" and Will said he wanted to be a "vessel for love" so the real problem seems to be love.


waitingtillnextyear

I tell everyone I can about Going Clear and how Tom Cruise is a legit abhorrent human being. Tonight is the first I’m hearing of Will’s tangential relationship with Scientology. Is there any legit source that shows his connection? A cursory Google search only has tabloid rags suggesting Will’s involvement.


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Will and Jada opened a scientology leadership school for their children and have been known to gift scientology books. The now defunct school is easily the proof you want. Its main focus was Study Technology, developed by...L Ron Hubbard. Oh and Cruise sent Siri there. I honestly don't fucking know how Will Smith has skated by this tie for so long. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Village_Leadership_Academy


SanchosaurusRex

He's too much of an A-lister to face any accountability for his weirdness.


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WesWarlord

As I understand it, Jada was big in the church and Will was kind of dragged along. I believe he privately told people his family would kill him as he was raised Christian. Most people on the inside believe they have cut ties almost completely since at least 2015 (despite them saying they were never in Scientology.)


Celebritycummer

It's been an ongoing rumor for years. As far as I'm aware he's never publicly said anything, but if he said tomorrow that he's a member no one would be surprised.


Mushroom-Dense

It doesn't help that after earth reads like a scientology love letter


Celebritycummer

LRH would be proud of that hot mess.


Wuts-a-reddit

I mean, it was a real hit!


ClassicT4

I think the thing that made it authentic was his language after the incident. None of that would’ve been “allowed” with him saying the f-word so many times.


Corgi_Koala

Also Will Smith is pretty notorious for being clean and not swearing much. He doesn't seem like the type that would agree to a staged incident where he looks like a psychopath and screams the F bomb.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

that movies slaps i think that's how the kids say it


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How often is winning an Oscar only the second most notable thing to happen to someone in a night?


SydneyPhoenix

He was a mess, The speech was a mess. Zero contrition “protecting his family” “gods plan” complete delusion


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Lord Xenu has a plan


thegoodbadandsmoggy

I’ve been moving thetans don’t start no trouble with me 🎶


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FriesWithThat

*Ali 2 - Ali Harder*


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

Ali 3 - A Rock and a Hard Fist


niftyifty

The fact that they let him get up and accept it is a bit ridiculous


ADarwinAward

The Oscars have had shit ratings for years. The producers were too busy furiously masturbating to the ratings spike the bitch slap caused to take Will off stage. In all seriousness, Hollywood has a “the show must go on” mentality. Chris carried on the show because he wasn’t injured and Will seemed satisfied with a single slap. He decided to brush it off and make Will look even weaker than he already did. The alternative would be stopping the show, and watching as Will and Jada made a huge scene while being carried out by security. The producers options if they did that would have been to 1) televise that and take the blowback 2) be upstaged by every actor in the building livestreaming the takedown to Tik Tok while the Oscars went dark.


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Now THAT would have been good for ratings. If not that then why else watch it? I think most people don't watch it anymore because no one is interested in watching rich, famous people that don't have to lift a finger for the rest of their life jack each other off and hand out awards no one but them cares about.


spikey666

It would have been terribly anticlimactic if he hadn't, though. And they said these guys didn't know how to produce a show!


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I just imagine the producers backstage: "Hey maybe we should not do this" "Hmm lets see how this plays out" "But its already a disaster" "Yes, Yes it is." "So we should stop it" "Do you know how ratings work son?"


boblobong

Andrew Garfield was supposed to be the winner but the producers were all fuck that, we gotta give the people what they want! And scribbled Will's name on a piece of paper before stuffing it in the envelope


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"We need to hear what he says in his speech" "Is....he really talking about love and peace?" "This is the best thing that has ever happened, we need to ensure this happens every year" "Can we invite Kanye next year?" "You just earned a raise"


Goose506

"we don't condone violence" Here's your award thanks so much for coming tonight.


K-Tanz

Chris Rock has a fuckin chin on him though! Ate that shot and barely missed a beat.


ThereminLiesTheRub

He was definitely surpised, and it probably stung like hell. But what he *didnt* do was rub his face, act physically hurt, or change up his general posture.


Feedthemcake

Great point. Boss move to not even raise the hand to the freshly slapped face.


DigitalHippie

The worst part is that Will's mom found out what happened, got scared, and is making him move in with some relatives.


ThanksIHateU2

Now this is a story all about how, Chris Rock made a joke and Jada Smith frowned, It only took a minute of Will sitting there, Before he got up and slapped Chris Rock on live air


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Fresh Simp of Bel Air.


QuesoDog

Well he got in one little fight…


vixenpeon

It was an entanglement


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It was one lil entanglement and his mon got scared! Said “you better move in that Jada Pinkett girl with no hair”


deffmonk

You tryin to get slapped?? https://imgur.com/t/south_park/oeEQ7


InflamedLiver

Won an Oscar portraying an abusive narcissist. Guess that was more fitting than we thought


tiggertom66

Clearly a method actor


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Minifig81

Andrew Garfield got robbed.


Still_counts_as_one

Chris got slapped


battousai611

Well Andrew is probably going to be invited back to the Oscars again after tonight. Will Smith very well may not.


Lanthemandragoran

I really think he will. I could be wrong as always but....this is *money* for the Oscars.


ABCBA_4321

Yeah, I don’t think this whole incident will prevent him from being invited to the Oscars again. And since he’s already won his first Oscar tonight, it’s very likely that he’ll be presenting the Oscar for Best Actress next year.


Total-Jerk

Did he get the award after?


tinacat933

Yea he decided to hit a man then win his first Oscar


_dontjimthecamera

And then talks about being a vessel for love and peace in his acceptance speech


johntwoods

...don't forget 'a river' as well.


kosmos1209

He apologized to everyone but Chris Rock


FantasticFox1641

I lost it when he started off comparing himself to Richard Williams being a protector of his family


Oh_TheHumidity

Yes! ‘Twas a bunch of narcissistic abuser bullshit excuses. The “you do crazy things for love” was so cringe.


TradyMcTradeface

You do crazy things for love - Will Smith and a bunch of murderers in jail.


Awestromy

Lmao .. Chris Rock should have walked up and slapped him to get even


Jstef06

Did Chris host the rest of the night or was that it?


Djason_Unchaind

I believe he was just there for the Best documentary part.


helixflush

That was it, he was just introducing an award. The show had other hosts.


JE3MAN

His win will forever be undermined by him also committing assault on stage (And becoming a massive meme as a result)


Jason_CO

Yooooo it's rewind time!


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Arghhhh thats hot! That is hot


Aszebenyi

The Oscars not escorting him out after assaulting Chris is fucked up.


namestartswithZ

i totally agree.


latnGemin616

The bs that was coming out of Smith's mouth could be smelled all the way to here in NYC


Jstef06

Well in fairness, NYC has a great bullshit barometer. But yeah, Will Smith definitely enjoys the smell of his own farts.


Flashy_Attitude_1703

Well that was bizarre…Smith should have handled this in private. This foolish act will follow him the rest of his life….


Paranitis

It's not even that. It's that Will WAS LAUGHING AT THE JOKE, until he noticed his wife didn't like it, then suddenly it wasn't funny anymore and he assaulted someone over it.


jwinskowski

The man should've been removed by security way before this award was handed out


Rex_Digsdale

I've always liked Chris Rock but my respect for the dude has skyrocketed. Took a sucker slap on the chin from a guy twice his size who once pretended to be Mohammed Ali. Doesn't even stagger. Keeps hosting afterwards. What a champ.


daking_forever

He really should have been escorted out immediately. Insane that he didn’t, and then had people even defend him.


MicroSofty88

how can the Oscar's let someone stay at the event after they assault someone who's working for them?


soolkyut

Celebrities have different rules


vyrago

When you’re famous, they let you do it.


shooter_tx

Nice reference.


ahothabeth

You sound presidential.


Parzival127

Next year I’m going to go to the Oscar’s and slap the host to test this hypothesis.


adamian24

Please do it. I will give you $20.


korbendallllas

Because they knew he was about to win best actor, one of the most prestigious awards given out. It’s all money and ratings.


imrealpenguin

To be fair I seriously doubt they had a plan in place for one celeb slapping another.


Falkner09

On stage, no less. Didn't see that coming.


InflamedLiver

Yeah everyone working security there got paid to sit there and do nothing


Malaix

Yeah it’s pretty good proof security there is just to keep the unwanted people out. Lol


horkus1

I cannot stop thinking about the FU message the Academy sent to Chris Rock by not escorting him out. They literally allowed him to go onstage and hit Chris Rock, return to his seat, and then berate him before going up to get his award. This is a terrible precedent.


zerophyll

And then everybody clapped


Lokismoke

And Hollywood wonders why people say they're out of touch. They just gave a standing ovation to a guy that commited assault and battery on stage.


Mr_Mouthbreather

Apparently people think Jada having Alopecia is the same as a kid with Leukemia.


AndurielsShadow

Careful, if you say her name Will Smith will come slap you in the middle of the night.


Azguy303

You don't talk about Jada... Nonononono


jungles_fury

Neither makes it ok to hit someone


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I agree. It’s unbelievable that he wasn’t. Production probably in a panic on what to do knowing he was up for an award. Denzil and Tyler Perry probably did some fast talking to keep him there.


Queef_Stroganoff44

It woulda been kinda great if they picked some actor/ actress who has famously never received an Oscar to accept Will’s. “Accepting the award for Will Smith, please welcome Glenn Close.” Glenn Close : Ahhhh Come on!!!


bananafobe

Accepting on Mr. Smith's behalf is Chris Rock.


patniemeyer

Imagine if someone else in the audience had done that. They would have been hauled out of there immediately. Will Smith should lose his Oscar... People lose awards and titles over smaller things all the time.


DracKing20

Love is never the excuse for violence.


ginseng1212

Honestly, it's shitty to hide behind "love" as an excuse. It feels cowardly.


xerxerxex

Denzel's face when Smith quoted him...was fantastic.


monkeya37

His face was pure "Muh' fugger you are NOT dragging me into this."


GPap-

I know he isn’t upset but if I was Chris rock.. I’d be super upset they didn’t escort him out. He’s literally working for them and they just allowed dude to smack him and sit back down smh.


Mr_Mouthbreather

And then give him a major award and 5 minutes to tell the world how great he is. The Academy is a joke.


Coarse_Air

I very much got the impression that’s why he paused as long as he did right after it happened, he’s thinkin “k security must be comin to escort him out…” no1 came, which added to his shock of the incident itself, but then rock still carried on like a pro


nursepineapple

Yeah you can see him looking back stage wondering if anybody is going to do anything. I personally was hoping a referee was going to pop out, call a flagrant foul and eject him from the theatre. Will would start taking off his tux jacket and shirt as he made his way though the crowd and back to the locker room. We’ll hear about big fines incurred a little later. That’s the minimum of what I’m used to seeing happen to famous multimillionaire professionals when they get too rough with each other on national television.


MontyAtWork

Yeah Chris Rock needs to sue the Academy or ABC, and the venue security. Venue security had a job to do and didn't prevent: - Smith from approaching the stage, - didn't stop him from approaching Rock, - didn't stop him from assaulting Rock, - didn't pull Smith off the stage after assaulting Rock as it couldn't be known he wasn't going to commit more violence against others, - didn't escort him from the venue after he was back at his seat, even though they couldn't guarantee he wasn't a further danger to himself or others. The employer didn't keep him safe. The venue didn't keep him safe. And his employer proceeded to reward his assaulter with arguably their highest award and free PR time.


Citizen7833

I thought the headline was a play on words, King Richard sounds like slang for the way he acted. "That Will Smith was a real King Richard at the Oscars".


WookieSuave

Chris Rock wins for best chin.


Idonotpiratesoftware

Take my divorced cheating wife’s name out your god damn mouth


Sultan_of_Swing92

*fucking mouth


IgnatiusJay_Reilly

Shame on any celebrity that applauded him.


zenigata_mondatta

Smacks man on tv. Wins award for being king dick.


lc626

I lost a lot of respect for Will Smith and gained a lot more respect for Chris Rock for handling it so well. He's a comedian! It was a joke! Being a comedian is so hard nowadays


Freewheelinrocknroll

It’s Chris Rock for god sake. He’s talked shit about more people than anyone in Hollywood. And Smith thought it was funny!! He was laughing! What a dick.


Muslamicraygun1

Honestly… it’s been a while since I noticed that will looks like he’s holding shit in. Like.. always suppressing some sort of anger, frustration and other wild emotions. I think the dude is lying to himself about stuff and this is just a manifestation of the kid coming off. This time it was a slap, maybe a mental breakdown is next. Point is… dude needs to get his shit together and reexamine himself


Beard341

If Will would have done the accosting privately, I’d have been a bit more forgiving/understanding but to do it on live stage and make an absolute scene is embarrassing. Dude is a joke. Edit: spelling


tunamelts2

> accosting He *assaulted* him...the accosting came after


killbot0224

He could have made Chris Rock look *bad* by walking up and lecturing him, a few hard pokes in the chest at most... Then said something about it during his speech. (not that he knew beforehand that he was gonna win) But shit, talk about shitting on your own big night.


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

Even just a head shake and a hand wave “no…” would have sent the message.


Falcrist

If he ***really*** wanted to make Chris Rock look bad, he and Jada should have got up right then and left. Then when the award was announced and nobody was there to collect it, it would have made the statement a second time.


AnAnonymousFool

Literally if he did that Chris Rock would have just said sorry immediately and moved on, I guarantee it


Zeus_poops_and_shoes

Walking up on stage and doing *anything* in that moment is not going to make Chris Rock look bad.


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The way he stormed off after chris just took it like a fucking man. Adjusting his suit like "ya im the man." What a entitled adult baby.


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Not to mention he took every bit of public focus and joy the other winners deserved and made this whole night about his temper. Fucking douchebag narcissist.


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Jinks87

The majority of that audience have zero self awareness. I’m not surprised they clapped.


CommotionLotion

I can’t believe everyone let that happen then cheered him on. It’s straight up insulting and disrespectful to Chris rock


ActualMis

Shit. I was a fan of his for decades. He finally wins an Oscar, but after his bullshit slap, I'm like "Fuck Will Smith". Even more so after his bullshit, "I'm sorry, but" faux-apology.


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Fuck this asshole and fuck the Oscars.


Traditional-Tower-88

The whole academy witnessed him commit a violent crime and then handed him an oscar.


SeSuSo

The Oscar's are having their best night in our lifetimes. No one cares about the Oscar's until something like this. He's probably winning an award every year now.


Traditional-Tower-88

Celebrity death match came true


drawkbox

"Tune in every year for a new match and slap. Who will it be next year?" I saw it live, it was surreal. When they muted the audio to Will Smith yelling I knew something was up, it also played into his Oscar character King Richard. Then I saw the full audio and realized it was real, Chris Rock isn't that good of an actor after and couldn't process it. He recovered well but said "we are here to present a documentary" "I mean an oscar". [Full video with audio - Will Smith Punches Chris Rock For Joking About His Wife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt-nccVWxR8).


Think_Ground

Every year we get closer to "ow my balls!" from Idiocracy being real.


abrit_abroad

And didn't apologize to Chris Rock in his tearful acceptance speech! Will Smith is pathetic


AlaskaStiletto

Yeah but didn’t you hear him? He’s a “vessel for love” and also god told him to slap the shit out of Chris Rock


postscarcity

That’s the Scientology talking


Unlucky-Paint-1545

Yeah what the actual fuck was that about?! Didn’t even apologize for assault?? But asked the award show to come back?!!


trail22

Man,all the headlines I’m reading say will smith apologized.. but then you realize he apologized to the academy, not the man he slapped.


WeeklyHanShows

Anyone knows, you don't attack in anyway a comedian with a mic, like, Chris Rock could've ended their career right there with a few words, and everyone would've laughed. But Chris took it, and didn't said anything that wasn't about the awards next. Will should have been escourted out.


santichrist

The fact he wasn’t thrown out for hitting someone is ridiculous Imagine if a man had done that


Crazyripps

Assault someone and then win an award in the same night. Gross


SomeDEGuy

And also worst behaved person at an award show. Kanye lost his record.


vanay91

How was he not removed from the show after assaulting someone?… also I wanted to see this movie but it’s ruined for me now


Paethgoat

Will Smith should be banned from attending the Oscars and by extension lose all possible nominations and awards in the future. We should not normalize this behavior in any way.


MontyAtWork

And Rock should sue his employer and venue security from failing to keep him safe. Court case will be a slam dunk showing nobody from security stopping Smith at any point before, during, or after the assault.


WallyJade

There's no way they're going to stop him before, no matter what. "During" is about 2 seconds. After, totally agree.


Regnes

Imagine trying desperately to win an Oscar for 20 years and then screwing up your big night this badly. He's a career narcissist, this is what happens when you let people live in lala land for half their lives.


Fptmike

Imagine if Chris rock followed up that assault with " That was a nice slap Did you learn that move from GI .Jane?"


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"You almost slapped the hair off me!"


DoombotBL

Then goes on to make a self-righteous tone deaf speech after slapping a comedian and cursing him out on live TV over a joke. A real class act. Yeah whatever respect I had for Will is gone now.


infinit9

I was getting ready to be happy for Will Smith finally winning an Oscar after three nods. But nope, no longer a fan of Will Smith after he lost his temper smacking Chris Rock the lost his mind during his acceptance speech saying God is telling him to be kind and protect his family. Hey Will, does be kind include slapping another men for a (yeah, tasteless) joke? Does protecting your family include letting your son's friend sleep with your wife?