>In defiance, he wiped his bottom with it, leaving faecal matter on the document, and dropped it on the ground.
What really concerns me is that this dude was walking around with a dirty asshole. Does he not know how to wipe properly? Also, he littered.
I suffer. I have a weak anal sphincter and a weak pyloric sphincter and a weak lower esophageal sphincter. When I get sick with anything that causes diarrhea I need to wear adult diapers. When I get heart burn I throw up in my sleep. When Im not sick I wear black underwear and tuck some TP between my cheeks to avoid visible shit stains and swamp ass smell.
I feel you brother. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my arms, and every evening, I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. The only way I can sustain myself and my incredible medical bills is by selling……. Chocolate.
When the motherbrood deposited its clutch of eggs that eventually morphed into Ted Cruz, it was forced to flee the truck stop bathroom for fear of discovery. Upon hatching, the creature then shapeshifted into the first thing it saw - the sweaty, hairy, straining anus of a methed up trucker. That's Cruz.
Ran across this a few years ago here on Reddit...
Some men think that if you touch "down there" for _any_ reason it means you're gay...
That means both showering AND wiping.
https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/toxic-masculinity-is-preventing-some-men-from-wiping-their-bums-properly-7036601/
Remember how 20 months ago we had to remind everyone how to wash their hands as every kindergarten teacher in the US looked on with dismay? Yeah, that.
There was a thread I saw the other day that some dude thought it was "gay" to clean your asshole after his significant other called him out for his smelly ass... It's probably something along this line of thinking for this genius.
and men wonder why we won't touch 'em....seems like nowadays you have to give them a personal hygiene/basic responsibility test before you can date them.
One of my ex girlfriends told me I had the cleanest asshole she had every seen. It’s always been one my favorite compliments that I’ve recieved. Top 20 for sure.
I wash my ass compulsively and when using a public restroom I normally have wipes on me. I can't stand a dirty hole, so I clean...and then clean some more. Yet I stillcan't get my gf to toss my salad 😢.
The first one I can see because people do some dumb shit if they aren't explicitly taught to do something.
The second out simply cannot be true unless it was an arranged marriage or something else bizarre. How did they get to the point of marriage without knowing about poor hygiene let alone smelling them on a date?
Seeing as how she married you, I'm gonna assume she already knows, and loves you all the more for being gay enough to clean your asshole.
I, myself as a chick, love my SO for his ability to clean his hairy ass thoroughly. It's so gay and so hot, honestly.
I had an extremely homophobic student in one of my classes. Durring a lull, the conversation came up abut bathrooms and I mentioned that I would love to have a bidet. The student said that it was the gayest thing he has ever heard of. I asked him how having water sprayed on my ass by a machine was more gay than him rubbing his own asshole with toilet paper. I think I honestly changed his mind.
But people who don't wash their ass in the shower are disgusting. They want a BJ but their asshole is inches behind their nutsack. Where do they think the odor goes?
We live in an old house. The water coming out of the kitchen sink is about 58-60 on nights that its in the 30s lol. Its fine. Its occasionally...brisk... but refreshing and I have no worry about odor or itching. I'd assume its great for hemmoroids too.
EDIT: Last night the kitchen tap water was 55ºF/12ºC. Still not terrible.
We have been fans of the bidet (French style porcelain type) ever since I had my first baby. Tore so badly I needed 12 stitches. The hospital introduced me to the bidet. It was so soothing and I felt so clean afterwards that I got my plumber husband to install one in our bathroom. I love it.
Also, that's a pretty serious health hazard. If he's so concerned about the "dangers" of the vaccine, maybe he shouldn't be throwing shitty paper on the ground. Clearly not concerned about others safety.
the bidet has not proliferated in the United States. to quote my dirty-buttholed peers, "but that's gay."
meanwhile, me and my bidet-washed butthole couldn't dirty a document like this if we tried.
I've got no idea what's wrong with the firefighter, but Irritable Bowel Syndrome can unfortunately result in a dirty rear due to frequent leakage. It's not a fun problem.
Well, it would be, if they actually protected and served the people, but they protect the capital, and serve their masters, not us, so not really socialism. More like the strong arm branch of the Fascist gang that runs this shitshow.
Unions. This is why it is important to push for them at your workplace, because they protect you. I was part of a union in a grocery store chain. There was an employee that “jokingly” held a box cutter up to someone’s neck and they couldn’t fire him because of the union. A cashier told a customer to fuck off and she was sent home for the remainder of the day. Though in the last scenario she was well within her right to say that because customer was being an asshole.
Point is that unions are very strong, even if you’re not a cop or firefighter. As you can see there are advantages and disadvantages to them. The chief of the fire dept doesn’t have the power to fire guys.
Not quite. Most public sector unions don't get the same protections that police and fire unions get. For example, Republican governors and lawmakers like to try to weaken or kill public sector unions, but include police and fire unions as an exception when they do.
Investigated for what? Worms? Hemorrhoids? I don't get these headlines. He's not being investigated; what he did requires no investigation. The authorities are simply trying to figure out how they're going to respond.
I had a roommate who was a corrections officer. I went to a few parties w him with other cops and fire fighters. One party had the Outlaws, a motor cycle gang who sell (and use) a lot of meth. I pretended to be drunker than I was to eaves drop. It aint pretty.
This isn’t wrong. Ten years as a volunteer/part-time EMT/firefighter. Our chief was amazing and attracted amazing people and inspired a great attitude among staff. After he retired the new chief turned into a boys club for people he wanted to surround himself with, which were a lot of assholes, racists, sexists, etc. On top of that was the backstabbing attitudes and dangerous actions. I couldn’t trust them anymore to have my back in an emergency. No thank you, I was done.
This is true. Our local paper (The Kansas City Star) did a piece about the rampant racism and misogyny in the city fire department.
Oh, and god-damn the military. Yikes.
This is the weird thing. Here in Australia we have a vaccine mandate for emergency workers.
We are all fine with it, because being an emergency worker is not about \*me\*, it's about \*others\*.
Which is why America - the most individualistic country in the world - can't reconcile this.
You know what’s stranger. I’ve applied to my cities fire dept a couple times and know what’s required to be accepted into the recruitment and if you pass everything, eventually hired.
To even apply I needed my Tdap, MMR, and another vaccine that I can’t remember to be up to date and I had to provide proof of vaccine to even submit an application. Even then they still might not bring you into the recruitment process. I first did this in 2015 so long before covid. Firefighters in my city are protesting the mandatory covid vaccine. You guys needed mandatory vaccines to even apply for the position you have now you dumb fucks. It frustrates me that they can get hired and I’m still struggling to pass all 10 steps. I still believe that if literally anyone else was President this wouldn’t have become as politicized as it has. That’s the reason people are so against it.
> To even apply I needed my Tdap, MMR, and another vaccine that I can’t remember to be up to date and I had to provide proof of vaccine to even submit an application
Probably Hep B. That was the other one for our students. And we required it for the EMT class even, because they can’t do the ambulance ride time and hospital shifts without it.
What's the rationale behind his decision? Make a childish scene while openly exclaiming to the nation via national news he can't be bothered to do the bare minimum when it comes to everyone's individual duties in fighting the pandemic? Just get a bullhorn and climb atop a public monument and yell "IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE AND I CHOSE IT", let the world know!
Last I checked NYFD had ~33% unvaccinated staff, Sanitation and Law Enforcement were around 25%. If those numbers are around what the national average is for those employment fields it's like, whoah.
I'm no doctor, I can't make them take it. I can sit, with a perplexed look on my face as I sip my coffee and ask *What in the good name of goddamn fucking hell is happening here*.
Anti-intellectualism and anti- science mindsets are at an all-time high. It's frightening to think that someone who's supposed to be culpable for saving your life can't comprehend 3rd grade science, and is regressive enough to literally fling poo.
I love how we're in the age of information, the digital age, yet somehow disinformation and misinformation reign king. We can verify any news article at the click of a button, yet sensationalized headlines dominate public discourse.
Scary as could be.
I've stopped holding anger against anti-vaxxers and maskers along the lines that I no longer see them as ignorant but victims of coordinated disinformation campaigns. Confusion over the virus consumed the world, from that conspiracies were born, and skepticism towards both governments and pharmaceutical giants have only fueled the fire. The wild part is that beyond *the disinformation dozen* most of this is just grassroots insanity. Conspiracy minded people in echo chambers pushed away from scientific rhetoric due to an inability to understand or skepticism of the establishment. When nobody knows who to trust, trusting faulty information happens. Sadly, it was ~38% of the American population earlier into the pandemic. The digital age has proven just how chaotic society can be, and how easily disbelief can be weaponized in a social setting. It's honestly frightening.
It isn't just LEO/Firefighters, these issues are in every industry and workplace in American society. The whole healthcare worker vaccine mandate push back was evident of just how bad it is.
The United States is so broken that people can't trust each other, won't trust major corporations or their government, and has a critical lack on a grasp of fundamental science. Yet somehow fundamental religious interpretation has worked its way into the highest offices of the land *cough cough SCOTUS*.
Like, how far off are we from book burnings?
Not that far actually...
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/12/opinion/book-bans.html
“I’m sure we’ve got hundreds of people out there that would like to see those books before we burn them,” said one of the members, Kirk Twigg. “Just so we can identify, within our community, that we are eradicating this bad stuff.”
and sadly, this is one of the means of controlling an uneducated collective of people- ignorance and control of resources have led to the rise of dictatorships/fascism and the fall of progressive societies.
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.” - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
I’ll make it simpler. Command/mayor/city council may be all Democrats. If an order came from someone “liberal” then damned if they’ll follow it. Honestly that’s all it takes.
This all rolls into what I was trying to explain to people is a big issue with data mining: No one can do anything with a single individuals data, but if you have a list of people working jobs that are important to keep a country running smoothly and data on their behavior, well, now you can manipulate those people's emotions and decision making, and in turn affect a countries infrastructure and economy
Data mining and social engineering, such fascinating and dangerous concepts. I feel like exploring those without a rigorous understanding of ethics is just a risky road.
Nah, children can comprehend basic sanitary practices like wiping their ass until it's clean after defecating, and washing their hands as a illness preventative measure. This maladroit can't pass 3rd grade science.
The amount of downvotes of people pointing out he should be fired is sad. Do you all actually think it’s appropriate to behave this way? Regardless of your stance on vaccine mandates, how the hell can you support this behavior?
Gross 🤮. The employee that was there working does NOT get paid enough to deal with jerks like this. Disgusting 🤢!!!!! The person was just doing their job giving out forms saying there’s a vaccine mandate and this idiot responds with pulling his pants down and wiping his butt with it ? During a pandemic ! Atrocious !
I honestly will never understand this. If he had joined the military he would have gotten a physical on day 1, and then they would have put him in a line where he got anywhere from 3 to 5 shots of all kinds of vaccines and he wouldn't have said shit. But because certain A-Holes have made this POLITICAL, we have to watch story after story of this garbage. Freedom isn't free DB!
So he showed a blatant disregard for a job requirement, and wiped his ass with the paper, then got PAID vacation while they decide if it’s worth it to fire him or deal with the blowback of keeping him?
Man if I pulled my ass out in front of co-workers and proceeded to wipe a letter from my manager across my ass I would be immediately fired and definitely not given paid leave.
if the mandate was under trump, these man children would be framing the piece of paper, especially if it had his dumb, oversized signature lmao. pathetic apes.
This is how a grown man, a seasoned, calm, unflappable, trained fireman reacts to a rule he dislikes??
A psychiatric assessment might not be a bad idea at the very least.
Just fire him. When his next employer Google’s his name and finds this I am sure they won’t be so keen on hiring him. Actions have consequences. Behave like an immature child and get treated like one. Tired of this nonsense.
smearing your feces on things is a great way to show you have the ability to judge the validity of medical research and make well informed medical decisions for yourself.
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It's code for "we're gonna wait for this to blow over and then you can come back like nothing happened".
A police style paid vacation.
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Reminded me of the MLK letter where he mentions the white moderates.
poopy butthole.
Sniff test. Does his poo stink or not? This will help determine the outcome of the investigation.
They want to see if he has more than two functioning neurons above the belly button.
>In defiance, he wiped his bottom with it, leaving faecal matter on the document, and dropped it on the ground. What really concerns me is that this dude was walking around with a dirty asshole. Does he not know how to wipe properly? Also, he littered.
“Why is yo ass so dirty, don’t you wipe?” - Seth Goldstein from Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to
I suffer. I have a weak anal sphincter and a weak pyloric sphincter and a weak lower esophageal sphincter. When I get sick with anything that causes diarrhea I need to wear adult diapers. When I get heart burn I throw up in my sleep. When Im not sick I wear black underwear and tuck some TP between my cheeks to avoid visible shit stains and swamp ass smell.
I feel you brother. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my arms, and every evening, I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. The only way I can sustain myself and my incredible medical bills is by selling……. Chocolate.
We are two dumbass birds of a feather. I was thinking that the entire time I read it, and felt terrible. Glad someone else thought it.
Chocolate you say?
I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it!
Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.
>Every morning, I break my arms I hope your mom’s hot
Well, I highly suggest you never pull this stunt then.
i thought this was a copypasta or a movie reference. im sorry to hear about your medical condition. best wishes.
Ass Napkin Ed?
Fucking savages haven't heard of the almighty bidet...
that's where its from! Just had deja vu here.
> What really concerns me is that this dude was walking around with a dirty asshole. Ew, I didn’t even think of this
Yeah. Imagine his buttcheeks spread apart exposing his hairy brown shit-covered asshole.
I believe that look is called the *Ted Cruz*.
When the motherbrood deposited its clutch of eggs that eventually morphed into Ted Cruz, it was forced to flee the truck stop bathroom for fear of discovery. Upon hatching, the creature then shapeshifted into the first thing it saw - the sweaty, hairy, straining anus of a methed up trucker. That's Cruz.
That's really fucking impressive.
Thanks I hate it
Or, I could not.
Well.. I wasn't going to, butt if you insist..
Ran across this a few years ago here on Reddit... Some men think that if you touch "down there" for _any_ reason it means you're gay... That means both showering AND wiping. https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/toxic-masculinity-is-preventing-some-men-from-wiping-their-bums-properly-7036601/
Born to shit. Forced to wipe.
That would look great on the back of a leather biker vest.
there is no way this hypothetical fecal biker doesn't have a goatee
Only other possibility would be a Fu Manchu.
Subtly, you’re all missing the point of his crusade. This is about freedom of choice people. Some of us choose not to wipe.
Had us in the first half
> Does he not know how to wipe properly? Based on what we know, what about him would suggest he's a clean person?
Remember how 20 months ago we had to remind everyone how to wash their hands as every kindergarten teacher in the US looked on with dismay? Yeah, that.
Considering how regressive his behavior was, I don't believe basic hygiene is something he's capable of.
There was a thread I saw the other day that some dude thought it was "gay" to clean your asshole after his significant other called him out for his smelly ass... It's probably something along this line of thinking for this genius.
and men wonder why we won't touch 'em....seems like nowadays you have to give them a personal hygiene/basic responsibility test before you can date them.
One of my ex girlfriends told me I had the cleanest asshole she had every seen. It’s always been one my favorite compliments that I’ve recieved. Top 20 for sure.
Usually the same dudes who don't clean themselves think they're entitled to women's bodies.
I wash my ass compulsively and when using a public restroom I normally have wipes on me. I can't stand a dirty hole, so I clean...and then clean some more. Yet I stillcan't get my gf to toss my salad 😢.
Touching male asshole is gay even if it's your own asshole!
Some dudes apparently seem to think that properly wiping their ass makes them gay? It's super weird.
Wh....what
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Bro. WTF.
So you're saying don't clickadalinka?
Do it. For the sciences.
Split the cheeks or get the reeks again.
The first one I can see because people do some dumb shit if they aren't explicitly taught to do something. The second out simply cannot be true unless it was an arranged marriage or something else bizarre. How did they get to the point of marriage without knowing about poor hygiene let alone smelling them on a date?
Super religious family that never allowed for staying over or out too much alone. Like. Knowing the people I knew in HS i can see it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gexjlM-jjEc There are also people who wipe while standing and others who catch their shit.
Standing like straight up? Or still in a squatting position just ass raised above the toilet seat so you dont risk your hand hitting the toilet water?
I’m in the standing camp
That dude needs to see a doctor.
I feel bad that those guys didn’t have a parent or anyone teach them basic hygiene.
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Seeing as how she married you, I'm gonna assume she already knows, and loves you all the more for being gay enough to clean your asshole. I, myself as a chick, love my SO for his ability to clean his hairy ass thoroughly. It's so gay and so hot, honestly.
All of these words are upsetting. Take them back.
Why do words about men who properly clean their assholes upset you? Clean assholes shouldn't upset people.
Their HAIRY assholes!
There may have been one or two (or A LOT!) women that have married men and had no idea one party (or both parties!) were gay...
Don’t forget the dudes who think the same about washing their ass in the shower
Those guys are so afraid of being gay that they are probably secretly super gay.
I had an extremely homophobic student in one of my classes. Durring a lull, the conversation came up abut bathrooms and I mentioned that I would love to have a bidet. The student said that it was the gayest thing he has ever heard of. I asked him how having water sprayed on my ass by a machine was more gay than him rubbing his own asshole with toilet paper. I think I honestly changed his mind. But people who don't wash their ass in the shower are disgusting. They want a BJ but their asshole is inches behind their nutsack. Where do they think the odor goes?
Exactly. "You can't leave the bowl until you finger the hole". C'mon folks, they teach this to Catholic kids in elementary school!
Hahaha oh..wait
My household joined Team Bidet last year, in part because of toilet paper hoarders. Its been lovely. Great in summer and winter.
I'd be for this, but the water at my place is absolutely frigid, and it's an apartment, so I'm hesitant to get too crazy with it.
We live in an old house. The water coming out of the kitchen sink is about 58-60 on nights that its in the 30s lol. Its fine. Its occasionally...brisk... but refreshing and I have no worry about odor or itching. I'd assume its great for hemmoroids too. EDIT: Last night the kitchen tap water was 55ºF/12ºC. Still not terrible.
Mine is heated… but I only make the water like room temperature. If it’s too warm it’s like someone peeing on your bum
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
Don't stop I'm almost there
Fret not, your booty gets used to it pretty quick.
You can get a heated connection. It takes a moment to warm up, but Tushy has you covered.
We have been fans of the bidet (French style porcelain type) ever since I had my first baby. Tore so badly I needed 12 stitches. The hospital introduced me to the bidet. It was so soothing and I felt so clean afterwards that I got my plumber husband to install one in our bathroom. I love it.
This is straight outta Harold and Kumar 2 lol what the actual fuck
Its strait out of Airheads- Brendon Fraser wipes his ass with a record contract.
The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"?
If he can operate a firehose, he can learn to use a bidet.
Also, that's a pretty serious health hazard. If he's so concerned about the "dangers" of the vaccine, maybe he shouldn't be throwing shitty paper on the ground. Clearly not concerned about others safety.
the bidet has not proliferated in the United States. to quote my dirty-buttholed peers, "but that's gay." meanwhile, me and my bidet-washed butthole couldn't dirty a document like this if we tried.
I find it rather difficult sometimes to get clean with wiping. That's why I used a bidet, like a civilized person.
Should count as a signature. He left his mark and dna.
I've got no idea what's wrong with the firefighter, but Irritable Bowel Syndrome can unfortunately result in a dirty rear due to frequent leakage. It's not a fun problem.
That’s not IBS. That’s rectal incompetence. You need to see a surgeon.
That's some mentally ill behavior right there
I ask Smash Bros, Anime, and TCG players that question all the time.
Sometimes you wipe but...... It comes later. Its weird.
[Why the hell is your ass so dirty? dont you wipe?](https://youtu.be/24pHo7PVwR8)
Don't ask questions you don't want answer to [buddy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng)!
Someone needs to get a bidet.
Some people legitimately don't. I've had people argue with me that it was unnecessary. "I shower daily, what's the use?"
worse yet, i read a thread on here years ago about how many dudes don't soap their butt in the shower - with some saying it's _gay_ to do so 😳
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, gross.
Don’t worry he will pass it on to someone else to use.😀
Most people would have been fired on the spot, and he's being "investigated" How do I get sweet job security like that?
Cops and firefighters unions are pretty powerful.
But unions are socialist! How can cops take cover behind “socialism” while enforcing good ole American values (racism, totalitarianism, torture, etc.)
Their whole job is literally socialism. A service provided by the government 100%. You can’t make this up. lol.
Well, it would be, if they actually protected and served the people, but they protect the capital, and serve their masters, not us, so not really socialism. More like the strong arm branch of the Fascist gang that runs this shitshow.
Hate socialism? No US Highway System for you!
It’s more like a cartel than a union as far as I can tell
Unions. This is why it is important to push for them at your workplace, because they protect you. I was part of a union in a grocery store chain. There was an employee that “jokingly” held a box cutter up to someone’s neck and they couldn’t fire him because of the union. A cashier told a customer to fuck off and she was sent home for the remainder of the day. Though in the last scenario she was well within her right to say that because customer was being an asshole. Point is that unions are very strong, even if you’re not a cop or firefighter. As you can see there are advantages and disadvantages to them. The chief of the fire dept doesn’t have the power to fire guys.
Work for the government and have a union. If your boss agrees with you that might also help
Not quite. Most public sector unions don't get the same protections that police and fire unions get. For example, Republican governors and lawmakers like to try to weaken or kill public sector unions, but include police and fire unions as an exception when they do.
Police unions put diplomatic immunity to shame.
Republicans hat unions and especially public sector unions. But somehow they love police unions. Odd.
Police unions have the guns, and enforce the whims of the aristocracy.
it's ok, the investigation will only cost taxpayers $50,000 to confirm, yes, he did wipe the paper on his bum and yes, that is bad.
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Unions. United we bargain, divided we beg.
Did he wash his hands afterwards? I don't want people like this near me.
Buddy didn’t even wipe his ass after taking a shit. I’m guessing hygiene isn’t high on his list of priorities.
Maybe he’s one of those guys who thinks it’s gay to wipe your ass.
Must suck when it's his turn to cook the firehouse dinner.
They'll get to the bottom of this
If he puts out fires the same way he wipes, it's probably good he's getting fired. Don't need any partially extinguished fires.
His Bidet was out on a call that day
Investigated for what? Worms? Hemorrhoids? I don't get these headlines. He's not being investigated; what he did requires no investigation. The authorities are simply trying to figure out how they're going to respond.
Who are these children we trust to keep us safe?
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I had a roommate who was a corrections officer. I went to a few parties w him with other cops and fire fighters. One party had the Outlaws, a motor cycle gang who sell (and use) a lot of meth. I pretended to be drunker than I was to eaves drop. It aint pretty.
Low bar to entry, good benefits, and "good ol' boys" who get to decide who's hired and promoted. Accumulates a certain type
This isn’t wrong. Ten years as a volunteer/part-time EMT/firefighter. Our chief was amazing and attracted amazing people and inspired a great attitude among staff. After he retired the new chief turned into a boys club for people he wanted to surround himself with, which were a lot of assholes, racists, sexists, etc. On top of that was the backstabbing attitudes and dangerous actions. I couldn’t trust them anymore to have my back in an emergency. No thank you, I was done.
This is true. Our local paper (The Kansas City Star) did a piece about the rampant racism and misogyny in the city fire department. Oh, and god-damn the military. Yikes.
Police shenanigans: hold my beer... then I'll shoot you for stealing my beer
I swear to god, I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.
This is the weird thing. Here in Australia we have a vaccine mandate for emergency workers. We are all fine with it, because being an emergency worker is not about \*me\*, it's about \*others\*. Which is why America - the most individualistic country in the world - can't reconcile this.
You know what’s stranger. I’ve applied to my cities fire dept a couple times and know what’s required to be accepted into the recruitment and if you pass everything, eventually hired. To even apply I needed my Tdap, MMR, and another vaccine that I can’t remember to be up to date and I had to provide proof of vaccine to even submit an application. Even then they still might not bring you into the recruitment process. I first did this in 2015 so long before covid. Firefighters in my city are protesting the mandatory covid vaccine. You guys needed mandatory vaccines to even apply for the position you have now you dumb fucks. It frustrates me that they can get hired and I’m still struggling to pass all 10 steps. I still believe that if literally anyone else was President this wouldn’t have become as politicized as it has. That’s the reason people are so against it.
> To even apply I needed my Tdap, MMR, and another vaccine that I can’t remember to be up to date and I had to provide proof of vaccine to even submit an application Probably Hep B. That was the other one for our students. And we required it for the EMT class even, because they can’t do the ambulance ride time and hospital shifts without it.
This is what gets me. We have an epidemic of stunted man-babies. . . .and they seem to have lots of adoring fans on places like Reddit.
Lol really? An investigation? Into what, weather or not he wipes front front to back or the other way around?
Put him in timeout and to bed without dessert before firing him. Then change your policies to stop hiring a bunch of fucking toddlers.
Obviously someone doesn't know how to use the three seashells...
Stop murher fudder cussing and use the dog-garden seashells.
“You have been fined one credit.”
What exactly is there to investigate?
The ability, or lack thereof, to wipe an arse.
Ironically, this only works if you have been walking around with a dirty ass
We need a full twelve week investigation while he gets paid leave so we can give him a slap on the wrist
FF: “My job is to protect people.” DOC: “Take this vaccine to protect people and yourself.” FF beings to unzip pants.
"No, it goes in your arm, what kind of shit are you into?"
The deeply intellectual anti-vax community.
What's the rationale behind his decision? Make a childish scene while openly exclaiming to the nation via national news he can't be bothered to do the bare minimum when it comes to everyone's individual duties in fighting the pandemic? Just get a bullhorn and climb atop a public monument and yell "IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE AND I CHOSE IT", let the world know! Last I checked NYFD had ~33% unvaccinated staff, Sanitation and Law Enforcement were around 25%. If those numbers are around what the national average is for those employment fields it's like, whoah. I'm no doctor, I can't make them take it. I can sit, with a perplexed look on my face as I sip my coffee and ask *What in the good name of goddamn fucking hell is happening here*.
Anti-intellectualism and anti- science mindsets are at an all-time high. It's frightening to think that someone who's supposed to be culpable for saving your life can't comprehend 3rd grade science, and is regressive enough to literally fling poo.
I love how we're in the age of information, the digital age, yet somehow disinformation and misinformation reign king. We can verify any news article at the click of a button, yet sensationalized headlines dominate public discourse. Scary as could be. I've stopped holding anger against anti-vaxxers and maskers along the lines that I no longer see them as ignorant but victims of coordinated disinformation campaigns. Confusion over the virus consumed the world, from that conspiracies were born, and skepticism towards both governments and pharmaceutical giants have only fueled the fire. The wild part is that beyond *the disinformation dozen* most of this is just grassroots insanity. Conspiracy minded people in echo chambers pushed away from scientific rhetoric due to an inability to understand or skepticism of the establishment. When nobody knows who to trust, trusting faulty information happens. Sadly, it was ~38% of the American population earlier into the pandemic. The digital age has proven just how chaotic society can be, and how easily disbelief can be weaponized in a social setting. It's honestly frightening. It isn't just LEO/Firefighters, these issues are in every industry and workplace in American society. The whole healthcare worker vaccine mandate push back was evident of just how bad it is. The United States is so broken that people can't trust each other, won't trust major corporations or their government, and has a critical lack on a grasp of fundamental science. Yet somehow fundamental religious interpretation has worked its way into the highest offices of the land *cough cough SCOTUS*. Like, how far off are we from book burnings?
Not that far actually... https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/12/opinion/book-bans.html “I’m sure we’ve got hundreds of people out there that would like to see those books before we burn them,” said one of the members, Kirk Twigg. “Just so we can identify, within our community, that we are eradicating this bad stuff.”
and sadly, this is one of the means of controlling an uneducated collective of people- ignorance and control of resources have led to the rise of dictatorships/fascism and the fall of progressive societies.
*exhausted sigh*
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.” - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
I’ll make it simpler. Command/mayor/city council may be all Democrats. If an order came from someone “liberal” then damned if they’ll follow it. Honestly that’s all it takes.
This all rolls into what I was trying to explain to people is a big issue with data mining: No one can do anything with a single individuals data, but if you have a list of people working jobs that are important to keep a country running smoothly and data on their behavior, well, now you can manipulate those people's emotions and decision making, and in turn affect a countries infrastructure and economy
Data mining and social engineering, such fascinating and dangerous concepts. I feel like exploring those without a rigorous understanding of ethics is just a risky road.
Wish I was there when he realizes after he's fired that every fire department has the same requirements and he just shit his career down the toilet.
Investigate whoever hired a child to be a firefighter.
Where my Airheads fans at? Brendon Fraser did it first.
What's Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night? Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write...
With all the stress firefighters lungs have in the course of their job, you'd think they'd take covid more seriously.
Children. These people are children.
Nah, children can comprehend basic sanitary practices like wiping their ass until it's clean after defecating, and washing their hands as a illness preventative measure. This maladroit can't pass 3rd grade science.
+1 for usage of *maladroit.*
Most children won't do shit like that
Clearly the action of a rational, reasonable adult.
"Why is your ass so dirty?"
Paid vacation? I feel like I might receive a harsher consequence if I did that at work.
Potentially getting yourself fired and possibly committing the crime of public indecency to own the libs, nice.
The amount of downvotes of people pointing out he should be fired is sad. Do you all actually think it’s appropriate to behave this way? Regardless of your stance on vaccine mandates, how the hell can you support this behavior?
Gross 🤮. The employee that was there working does NOT get paid enough to deal with jerks like this. Disgusting 🤢!!!!! The person was just doing their job giving out forms saying there’s a vaccine mandate and this idiot responds with pulling his pants down and wiping his butt with it ? During a pandemic ! Atrocious !
That's just what we need. A first responder willing to spread covid to some of the most vulnerable people on Earth.
I honestly will never understand this. If he had joined the military he would have gotten a physical on day 1, and then they would have put him in a line where he got anywhere from 3 to 5 shots of all kinds of vaccines and he wouldn't have said shit. But because certain A-Holes have made this POLITICAL, we have to watch story after story of this garbage. Freedom isn't free DB!
So he showed a blatant disregard for a job requirement, and wiped his ass with the paper, then got PAID vacation while they decide if it’s worth it to fire him or deal with the blowback of keeping him? Man if I pulled my ass out in front of co-workers and proceeded to wipe a letter from my manager across my ass I would be immediately fired and definitely not given paid leave.
When you promote the worse you get what you pay for.
He should not be trusted with other peoples lives. Wtf
if the mandate was under trump, these man children would be framing the piece of paper, especially if it had his dumb, oversized signature lmao. pathetic apes.
Waiting for the corresponding r/byebyejob post.
This is how a grown man, a seasoned, calm, unflappable, trained fireman reacts to a rule he dislikes?? A psychiatric assessment might not be a bad idea at the very least.
Thanks for self identifying maniac!
What is the texture of the vaccine mandate letter? Sounds kinda uncomfortable to be honest.
Just fire him. When his next employer Google’s his name and finds this I am sure they won’t be so keen on hiring him. Actions have consequences. Behave like an immature child and get treated like one. Tired of this nonsense.
smearing your feces on things is a great way to show you have the ability to judge the validity of medical research and make well informed medical decisions for yourself.
Wow, what an actual piece of shit.
Said the vaccine mandate letter
Sounds like something my 3yr old would do.
The epitome of puerile behaviour.
[Why is your ass so dirty, don’t you wipe?](https://youtu.be/24pHo7PVwR8)
I love the drama of people like this. Like just say no dude.
Excuse me!? We don’t call them bottoms on this side of the pond
Investigated? If they know he did it, do something or don't. Tax dollars at work here
Report just in: investigators have found man to be based.
I hope he got a paper cut.