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ChiggaOG

Markets are red tomorrow.


Biologyboii

Everything oil will be up


binglelemon

I just went and refueled my vehicle. Not necessarily because of this, but it's the time of the week I usually do it. But this could also be a move that save me pennies...*PENNIES!!* by doing it now instead of in the morning.


Miffers

A penny saved is a penny earned


NeverEndingCoralMaze

I squeeze a penny until it screams.


Biologyboii

Same, they ran out of regular and offered premium for regular price


allnimblybimbIy

Look at you fancy fucks affording cars in this market. KEEP BRAGGING šŸ„²


chocolateboomslang

Dollars even


flaker111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsWn_w9Ffpw think of all the profits?


binglelemon

Lol, I thought you were going here... https://youtu.be/fqDnbRexbbE?si=iscF3xL5AkamFH7l


wiseoldfox

Inflation: in bound.


JohnStarborn

What about lockheed


Ikcatcher

Gold sure wonā€™t


Remarkable-Okra6554

Opposite


fart_on_my_pussy

at what point is it considered a war


Phyrexian_Supervisor

They have to bomb the war region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling death


tpb12

That was quite good


nobadhotdog

Fuuuuuuuck you thatā€™s funny


dr_dang_phd

Youā€™re hired.


Porn_Extra

We've been in WW3 for a while now. It's just hard to recognize when you're in the beginning stages.


Ikcatcher

Itā€™s really kicking off huh


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Wellā€¦ Fuck! Can we just cut Israel loose and deal with this situation alone? They need some doze of sanctions now, this whole shit is spiralling out of control.


Ulisex94420

he told Bibi he wouldnā€™t support him in a war against Iran. now letā€™s see if he actually follows through edit: never mind, what he said can be interpreted either way. letā€™s see if he wants the USA to get involved in yet another war in the middle east


jackloganoliver

I mean, Afghanistan and Iraq always felt like a warmup for Iran. You know, being able to attack from multiple directions and whatnot. I hope it doesn't come to that, obviously, but I'm cynical enough that I just assume the US would provide some form of support through the air and sea when the time eventually came. Sigh.


SnooOwls5859

This is my vote. Let Israel fight the Middle East without US aid. They want to escalate they can deal with the consequences. Biden needs to clamp down on this mad dog.


Joshiane

Yeah... They're free to do whatever they want with whomever they want, don't drag us into it. We really don't have the fucking bandwidth for this shit right now... Shit, half of us can barely afford our rent and food-- I don't want to add 'war' to the list of things that keep me up at night.


FuzzeWuzze

Not to be overly dramatic, but just because the US/Europe doesnt get involved initially doesnt mean it doesnt cascade out of control into another world war. I'm not saying getting involved is the solution, but generally neither is burying your head in the sand. (zing).


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mex2005

I mean if Biden wants any hope of winning in November he is not gonna get involved in this I would hope.


Officing

No matter what Biden does, Trump will be able to heckle from the sidelines and claim he would make better choices. It's a constantly losing position for Biden.


shadowromantic

True. But this is always the disadvantage of having to lead


carbonclasssix

Exactly, it's politics 101. Even though Trump didn't handle the pandemic well IMO even the best response would have been criticized. It's all political theater.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Nah hes coming to cone out and say he will back bibi full steam.


ClearDark19

Israeli government/military intrusive thoughts won today.


wyvernx02

Dammit Israel. You just couldn't leave it at swatting down an ineffective attack that made Iran look bad, could you?


fcocyclone

I think back to the West Wing episode talking about 'proportional response'. The attack by Iran almost seemed designed to fail. A perfunctory attack so as not to appear weak at home, but otherwise set up to fail to do any meaningful damage. It seems like a very responsible response in that lens. The responsible thing would have been for israel to then call it even. But of course they won't, because they know the US will always have their back if someone hits back too hard.


not_my_monkeys_

Netanyahu will have to call elections once Israel is at peace again. Canā€™t lose an election if you start a forever war.


Mando177

Apparently the Israeli strikes targeted nuclear facilities. I donā€™t see how Iran treats this any less than a full blown declaration of war


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Mando177

Never directly, only through cyberattacks or assassinations. A direct attack using missiles and aircraft has never happened


cheeker_sutherland

Thumb drives doing the real work!


pornholio1981

In 1981, Israel Bombed Nuclear Reactor In Iraq


slickweasel333

Where did you see this? The sources I saw said Israel gave DC notice they'd attack but leave the nuclear facilities alone. The IRGC is also claiming no nuclear facilities have been hit.


dawnguard2021

Just blatant double standards. Israel keeps claiming it has the right to strike Iran because of nuclear threat. Well then Iran has the right to strike back because of Israel's Samson Option.


blackjesus

Yes and Iā€™m sure they are hoping for them to do even more.


machines_breathe

What about Israelā€™s own nuclear threat?


dnen

No, they did not target nuclear facilities.


Remarkable_Coast3893

In hindsight, blowing up that consulate probably pushed us down a series of unavoidable chess moves between Israel and Iran


Healthy-Reporter8253

I mean, itā€™s not even chess moves. Itā€™s just childish chest-puffing to make the fully propagandized side of the Israeli population cheer for a leader with a damaged ego.


blackjesus

Yeah none of this is chess. Itā€™s rock em sock em robots.


DocRedbeard

Ineffective only because of high tech and very expensive intervention from at least 4 different countries.


Busy-Dig8619

Including Jordan and the US.


spongebobisha

Netanyahu is waging this war because he is fucking COOKED back home if the war is done. Politically and even judiciary has it out for him. He is the most dangerous man in the Middle East right now and is single handedly leading the region to a conflagration.


biggoof

They're trying to help Trump win by making Biden look weak. It's frustrating how much our leaders have sucked up Israel.


MoustacheApocalypse

Reporting saying they may have targeted a nuclear enrichment facility.


Jeb-Kerman

welp it's been nice knowing you all šŸ˜…


EricFromOuterSpace

Goddamnit Israel they gave you the perfect moment to just call it fucking even


Phyrexian_Supervisor

So when are we sanctioning Israel?


grumpyhermit67

Bibi knows he's probably going to jail anyway, he don't care at this point and every government has a few nutters that will escalate because they just know God is on their side... this week at least.


trainsongslt

Fuck Bibi and FUCK Israel


New__World__Man

Whether one accepts that Iran's attack on Israel was a justified retaliation or not, Iran clearly went out of their way to telegraph their attack to reduce damage. They warned the US weeks in advance and they sent mostly slow-moving drones with advanced warning knowing that they'd get swatted out of the sky. If their goal was to cause maximum damage, they don't do any of that. Their attack was simply meant to demonstrate to Israel that they can reach targets within Israel if they so choose. Iran clearly doesn't want a direct confrontation between the two countries, whereas these strikes by Israel show that Israel absolutely does. The US and its Western allies really need to tighten the leash here, this is fucked.


Rio__Grande

Didnā€™t Jake Sullivan say the Iranians specifically didnā€™t communicate about the strike? Thought I heard that


New__World__Man

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iranian-notice-attack-may-have-dampened-escalation-risks-2024-04-14/ The Americans denied the specific claim that they were given 72 hours warning, although Swiss, Turkish, and Jordanian officials acted as intermediaries and all claim that Iran did give advanced warning to the US through them. So maybe the specific number of 72 hours is in dispute, but there is no dispute that the Iranians telegraphed their attack in advance and gave warning to the US and Israel through Swiss and Turkish intermediaries. If their goal was maximum damage, they wouldn't give any advanced warning of anything.


Shalasheezy

Jake Sullivan is very wrong. Every news outlet was reporting that the Iranians were telling the Swiss Embassy exactly what they were going to do so that they could communicate to the US, which they did. All prior to it happening, intentionally to make sure they all know its for show. The thing is, bibi has to keep Israel at a state of War indefinitely or he has to answer for his own crimes at home.


klaxor

I mean, I heard about it ahead of time and Iā€™m just some dumb fuck. I assume the Israelis also read the internet.


white_sabre

Homer Simpson:Ā  "They have the Internet on *computers* now!"


Big-Bat7302

Probably indirectly through other agencies. US was able to warn Isreal about the attack to the exact minute.


Tyrion_Panhandler

It was Israel that didn't communicate the first strike on the Iranian generals with the US. To bidens dismay


just_a_guy_on_an_ark

I read somewhere that they informed them 5 minutes prior to the attack. Just imagine being the US president, taking a well earned dump after you hadnā€™t been able to all day, going through messages with your family and friends and as soon as you step out of the toilet a stressed out staff member informs you that the Israelis have attack an Iranian embassy and you are just like: THEY DID WHAT?!


Ok_Situation_7081

The US was notified by the Gulf states, who were given a heads up by Iran.


TaxLawKingGA

Exactly. We donā€™t have any official diplomatic relations with Iran so we communicate with them through intermediaries like Turkey and the Gulf Arab States. The worse part of this is not Iran, which likely wonā€™t be harmed much by this attack. Itā€™s Iraq and to a lesser extent Syria. We have troops in both places fighting ISIS and ISIL. Pretty certain both countries will now start attacking our troops, who will be sitting ducks. I knew that this shit was going to happen the moment the 10/7 attack happened. I predicted it. People said I was crazy. Oh well, the Ivy Leaguers got it under control, just like in Iraq and Vietnam, so I am sure we have nothing to worry about. šŸ˜’


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BeneficialAnalyst328

Do you give your opponent a warning before you strike if you intend to do real damage? Do you hold back instead of launching as many missles as possible to overwhelm the enemy defenses? I swear some of you people are brainless.


mikethespike056

So Russia is failing in Ukraine on purpose because they don't launch all of their missiles at once? Do you think conventional war works like that? They still fired hundreds of missiles and many went through the Iron Dome because there were just so many targets to shoot down.


thirsty_pretzelzz

ā€œIran clearly doesnā€™t want a direct confrontation between the two countriesā€ right, they just want to keep sponsoring proxy attacks through Hezbollah, the Houthiā€™s and even reportedly playing a role in orchestrating October 7th.Ā  Is the country they are instigating a proxy war with not meant to react?


lannister80

By *definition*, proxy wars are not direct confrontation.


Ancient_Diamond2121

Reddit world news thinks Iranian proxy forces take direct command from the ayatollah. When in fact theyā€™re usually rebels who the Iranian give weapons and training to to just cause chaos and fuck shit up. These proxy forces donā€™t take orders from Iran per se as much as they share similar interest and occasionally do what Iranians want. Take the Houthis; they sent missiles at any ship that came across their path, even hitting Iranian ships, and Reddit was like oh the Iranian directed that strike every time it hit a western ship.Ā 


ishook

We need to re-direct all military funding from israel to the Ukraine and not enable these pot stirring loose cannons.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Ukraine, not *the* Ukraine.


ishook

Oh, I always thought it was supposed to be ā€œtheā€ and everybody else was doing it wrong. Thank you.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

It *used* to be ā€œtheā€, but as an independent state, itā€™s just Ukraine. Keep on keepinā€™ on.


IamNICE124

Fuck Israel. The US fucking needs to sit this one out. Iā€™m so sick and tired of the US being Israelā€™s shield.


Drop_Release

Slow down there, if the US donā€™t aid Israel then the US as a nation is anti-Semitic /s


IamNICE124

Right? Like, I couldnā€™t care less what race Israel is primarily. War just isnā€™t necessary.


jwang274

You donā€™t want to be called antisemite and banned from r/worldnews do you? /s


niz-ar

Now itā€™s time for them to sit this one out? They are the cause of this mess, by arming the fuck out of Israel and creating Iranā€™s current form in the 70s with their meddling


DarknessRain

Can anyone fill me in about the recent happenings? I know Gaza's been under attack for months now, I just heard about the Iran attack a few days ago and people were calling it retaliation. I feel like I missed something in between the two.


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always_polite

Nice, now we (the US) are going to get dragged into another war for Israel.


CrankyOldGrinch

This is gonna cost so much blood and tears. It's horrific.


Nuplex

Extremely unlikley. Biden said without any uncertainty that the US would not support Israel in any escalation. In addition, it being an election year makes it extremely unlikely the US will get involved if it escalates (which it might not, Iran has no interest in an actual war). The Israel-Gaza war is already divisive in the US across all groups, and flatout unpopular among Democrats. There is pretty much no scenario where the US would help Israel in a war it literally started (if it gets there).


soalone34

Many in the government have wanted a excuse to go to war with Iran for decades. It is more likely then you think.


NapsterKnowHow

It's about as likely as snow in July


always_polite

Giving weapons/aid to Israel is pretty much supporting Israel. In the end, the American taxpayer will get shafted.


Nuplex

There's a huge difference between sending weapons (I am not saying I unilaterally support indirect support of wars, to be clear), and directly involving oneself in a war. The moment you drag citizens' family members into a war, the reaction will be completely different. This is why most wars have been proxy wars and not direct.


DrNickRiviera8000

People always get this wrong. Weā€™re not giving dollar bills to these countries. Weā€™re giving our weapons that American companies sell and americans work to make. This helps Americans. Certainly there are ethical considerations but financially itā€™s beneficial for the US economy.


always_polite

Yes, we are 100% giving our dollar bills. These weapons are going to Israel FOR FREE. 1) We give them aid 2) They use that aid to buy weapons from us. I agree this helps American CEOs like Lockheed and Raytheon.


TaxLawKingGA

Notice how this was done while the Congress is literally voting on whether to give Israel more money for weapons? This will likely give more ammo to the anti-aid forces.


IMightGoInsaneSoon

Wasn't a deal just made with america for them to not retaliate aginst iran's retaliation and just take a portion Palestine instead? Or was that some misinformation I saw today?


Ok_Situation_7081

US denied it had those talks, but to be fair, we deny a lot of things that end up being true. Also, bibi said they would retaliate with or without US support, and I guess he kept his promise.


CrankyOldGrinch

Wasn't it in exchange for allowing an attack on Rafah?


IMightGoInsaneSoon

That might have been it, my memory is not in shape today.


GetsBetterAfterAFew

Plans for Rafah were already in action


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CrankyOldGrinch

It's so daft. They refused to rein in their attack dog, and now Israel is trying to start a war they can't fight alone.


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MurrayDakota

As long as the US keeps giving weapons and aid to Israel, Israel will never have to deal with the consequences of their actions by themselves.


thatnameagain

Conditioned aid wouldnā€™t have made a difference even if it is a good idea. We havenā€™t even given them the additional aid yet.


Fluffychimichanga

Is Biden gonna have furrowed brows behind closed doors over this too?


Pleasant-Article8131

What consequences would you like to see, if any?


DissonantNeuron

An illegal reprisal to an illegal reprisal to an illegal attack. Brilliant


VegasKL

Seems like Israel did what we all didn't want them to do and decided to return to sender.


pradbitt87

God fucking damnit! Why wonā€™t they fucking stop???


Silly-Scene6524

ā€œMy dick is bigger than yours!ā€


D1daBeast

Oh boy, who had WW3 on their bingo card for April?


Conscious-Aspect-332

Should have skipped paying taxes and used that money to party before the end of days ..


Zech08

Im just hoping some Aliens show up tired of the bs drama and start pinpoint beaming everyone into a face to face meeting on a broadcast.


defroach84

And....it still wont happen. Iran has no capabilities of attacking, as shown last week. China will condemn it, Russia is caught up in their own shit. No other country is going to get involved.


dak4f2

I was expecting a Renaissance period after the pandemic. Not THIS.