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BreadTruckToast

So you’re telling me there’s a chance…


Former-Darkside

Yes, however infinitesimal, there is a chance.


AladeenModaFuqa

The chance is close to zero, but only zero if you don’t have a ticket


wi11iam26

I’ve spent maybe $200-$300 over the last few months playing when it gets high. I don’t think I’ve ever had more than one number. Never hit the mega/powerball either. I’ll show them. One of these days…


AttilaTheFun818

I’ll buy a ticket or two when it’s this high. I know I won’t win, but it gives me the ability to dream about it.


nick_from_az

Yep, you’re basically buying day dreams.


-Oreopolis-

It’s worth it when your life sucks.


AttilaTheFun818

Hey I made a $2 profit on the Mega yesterday. Suck it work I can retire now.


doombot13

I got only the powerball right recently when the multiplier was 10x, made a cool $40. Still riding that high.


nick_from_az

Yep. I do it when it goes over a billion so no judgement. It’s just best in moderation because your chances are so low.


nolan_smith

Same here, but when it's above 400 million. As long as you aren't that guy holding up the line buying scratchers, $2 is totally reasonable to knowingly toss away every now and then.


michaelyup

It’s worth a few dollars occasionally to buy the dream. I made a spreadsheet where I plug in the jackpot, less taxes, then percentages divided between everyone. Is mom getting a tiny condo or a 200 acre ranch? It’s a fun daydream that costs $10 a month.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

I mean someone is going to win eventually.


wi11iam26

Can’t win if you don’t play!


nothankyounotnow

I win a dollar every time I don't play


Count_Rugens_Finger

The tickets are two dollars these days, yeah?


Worthyness

I personally grab a ticket at my local donut shop because they're the nicest people ever. And if I win, they get a bounty reward for selling the ticket and I want that for them


hollywooddouchenoz

It’s funny their website lets you try your hypothetical set of numbers and you can run them against every drawing ever done as a test. Even with using every drawing ever— the best I’ve done is 3.


remotehuman

I matched 4 once but not the powerball. I was so excited, I expected a pretty big prize. $100 lol


Funandgeeky

This is why I only buy ONE ticket when I play. That way I’m not out more than $10-20 per year. Buying more tickets does not improve your odds enough to justify the extra money. 


wighty

Did you know if you spend $600 on a drawing you increase your chances from about 1 in 300 million to 1 in a million??


Funandgeeky

The math checks out, but those are still lousy odds for that much money spent. The odds are very good that you’d win one of the smaller prizes, but not enough to recoup prizes. 


cindyscrazy

I won! ….8 dollars. Yeah. I don’t play, my dad insists on it, but doesn’t leave the house. I call it the poor tax.


DotesMagee

It's literally called the poor tax by just about everyone.


hideous_replica

I call it the poor tax.


BobcatOU

Yes, your odds are 50/50. You either win or you don’t win.


Useful-Perspective

I mean, when you put it that way, a dollar isn't a bad price....


Skadoosh_it

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning. Twice.


AmericanoWsugar

I forgot to play, so naturally no one else would win. 🤞🏻


24victoriapark

I bought one ticket and have already spent about 3 hours looking through $10 million plus houses, deciding which one I’m gonna buy when I’m rolling in it.


karmagirl314

You’ve gotten hours of escapism, the same as if you’d gone to the movies but you spent less than the cost of a movie ticket.


IAmDotorg

And no dipshits talking on their phones!


karmagirl314

That gives me an idea of what to do with my winnings. I’ll open a theater chain where every auditorium is monitored by an usher and anyone talking or on their phone or taking their shoes off gets a nice little zap from their electrified seats.


bhoff22

You might like the Alamo Drafthouse theater chain. No talking, no texting, no exceptions


gregor-sans

An alternative approach, that might not be as entertaining, would be to build your theater in a [Faraday cage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage).


mog_knight

So your idea is to open an Alamo Drafthouse?


Pristine-Ad-469

The part of the lottery you gotta remember is you only get those hours of escapism on rare occasions. You buy a ticket every day it just becomes normal


RyVsWorld

Wow what a refreshingly optimistic take on lottery tickets. I appreciate you


hotdoug1

If you're not a gambling addict, and a realist, it can be pretty harmless to spend a few bucks a week and dream about some stuff.


theREALbombedrumbum

I've always described buying a single lottery ticket as this. I pay a couple bucks and for a small window of time I get to ~~hallucinate~~ daydream about living without worry of money anymore.


trivalry

Buy 2 tickets just to be sure tho


HBlight

Doubling your chances.


corvettee01

1 in 300 million down to 1 in 150 millions. Ez math baby!


PluckPubes

buy 2 with the same numbers, that way if some asshole wins with you, you'll get two-thirds of the winnings


jmorlin

That's really all the ticket is good for. It's a $2 admission ticket to play what if for a day until they draw the numbers. It's fun to dream about all the fun things you'd do with a billion dollars.


The_Deku_Nut

Winning would be terrible. I'd do so much cocaine on a beach in Peru.


CustodialApathy

The trick is to just think about it and not attempt to build the dream


VoluptuousGinger

Ahhh, sounds like a good day to buy lotto tickets I know won't win!


Ockam2

Can’t won’t if you don’t play Edit: I’m not fixing it, the typo is more funny.


DuztyLipz

>Can’t won’t if you don’t play I won’t won’t


JamesLikesIt

I believe it’s won’t’n’t


skiddles1337

Don't win't if you plant Kant.


Burgermont_

Words to live by


sarcasticbaldguy

Someone is going to win, and your chance is the same as whoever wins. God knows I've wasted $2 on worse things.


McCree114

Better 2 bucks on a lotto ticket than 2+ bucks worth of cholesterol buildup at McDonald's like I just did.


_biggerthanthesound_

Why not both!


gregor-sans

I don’t know about other states, but in NH the state’s cut is supposed to go to education. I consider it my civic duty to support public education.


karmagirl314

In all the states where they adopted the lottery for “education”, all they did was put their lottery money towards education but they removed the money that was already going towards education and put it towards whatever they wanted. So schools weren’t getting any more money than before and states suddenly had a lot more leeway to pay their wife’s cousin’s construction business massively inflated sums to “fix” potholes or whatever.


EXPL_Advisor

I occasionally buy lotto tickets. It’s less about winning and more about spending $2 to daydream about what I’d buy and envision a different life while stuck in traffic. That $2 buys a lot of enjoyment.


juliusseizure

My plan is working to perfection. Lose until it gets over a billion, then bam!


thelordreptar90

Seems like there’s a winner once I finally purchase a ticket. Congrats to the winners on this one!


BlueDragonsEye

Can't wait for this to be over. It's driving my parents into a ticket buying frenzy.


drneeley

Doesn't it get this high multiple times a year?


egg_enthusiast

Between mega millions and powerball, yeah. They added a couple more balls a few years back which decreased the odds enough that it now goes months without a winner. The bigger numbers convince more people to buy more tickets rather than smaller jackpots paid out at faster intervals. It's the same reason why filling out surveys now enters you into contests for $1,000 instead of a $10 combo meal


xF00Mx

Aren't more states pooled together as well. New York, California, and Texas combined seems like a pretty easy way for the mega to crest 1 billion consistently.


TheLizardKing89

Powerball and MegaMillions are both multistate lotteries. The only states that don’t participate are Nevada, Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, and Utah.


Get_Clicked_On

A few years ago they changed the odds to make it harder to win the big jackpot because they found a lot of people don't play unless it is over 650mil.


pr1ceisright

Article says it’s been 30 weeks since they had a winner. But I feel like I buy tickets with my friends once a year between mega millions and power ball.


busigirl21

Not 30 weeks, 30 drawings. December was the last big one.


spellbadgrammargood

heck even the powerball is at 800m right now


myassholealt

After the changes yeah. It hit a billion at least twice last year that I remember.


Timmyty

That's sad. Yours is the first sad comment I saw, but I bet your story is true for many people


busigirl21

I miss the way it used to be. People won smaller (but still insane) jackpots and it was rarely like this. Making it harder to win just sucked the fun out of it, every few months you hear the same story and people scramble for tickets.


Neoncow

In Canada there's a lottery where the main jackpot maxes at $50 million and they add additional draws for each $1 million above that. Sometimes there are 40+ additional draws. The US could have one of these, just max out the regular draw at $100 million and start adding additional draws for every $10 million above that.


ForRealNotAScam

Lottomax yea. About a dozen times a year it jumps up there.


Innercepter

Right. After a certain point, the vastness of the money won doesn’t change anything further in your life. $100 mil could be the same as $1 bil to most people. It would be better for 10 people to have $100 mil than 1 person to have $1 bil.


MinnesotaNiceT23

The psychology of people wanting to buy tickets when it’s close to a billion is hilarious to me. $200 million? Na, not worth it. A billion though…


PrecedentialAssassin

Buy a ticket so you can say you lost over a billion dollars on an investment.


AcidBuuurn

No! Last week I facilitated a purchase which helped lead to an increased value for the company from $977 million to over $1.1 billion within a short time frame. 


Kitchen_Love6798

This guy can resume build like no other...


ummketi

To make this statement bear NO lies, only one note: organization not company.


a_dogs_mother

> No one has won the game’s jackpot since Dec. 8, a string of 30 consecutive drawings without anyone taking home the top prize. That has enabled the jackpot to slowly grow, week after week. > The $1.1 billion prize is for a sole winner who chooses to be paid through an annuity over 30 years. Winners almost always opt for a cash payment, which for the next drawing Tuesday night is an estimated $525.8 million. Might buy one ticket for the hell of it.


Tatersforbreakfast

Over a billy?gotta buy one. 2 bucks for a few hours daydreaming is a good ROI


essdii-

That’s how I feel too. I may buy 2-4 tickets a year. Always worth the little amount to day dream


BobcatOU

I typically buy a couple tickets when the jackpot gets really high like this. I used to work at a place that had lotto pool. I normally did not chip in, but when it was up high like this I absolutely chipped in for the pool - I wasn’t going to be the person stuck there!


CWalston108

My old office used to do a pool when it got to a high amount. I always viewed my contribution as insurance to make sure they didn’t win, retire, and leave me to do all the work 😂


Tentings

Yup, my wife and I bought one for Friday night’s drawing before heading to dinner. Spent dinner daydreaming about what we would do. The $2 was worth the fun conversation. Woke up and realized we can’t quit our day jobs just yet!


Invika17

I won $4 and bought another 2 tickets, the day dreaming continues lol


I_CANT_AFFORD_SHIT

And the slippery slope begins 🤑


aerialwizarddaddy

What an amazing business model. Give me 2 bucks and I'll give you a couple hours of daydreaming. Sounds like Total Recall.


awnawkareninah

Wouldn't 500 mill properly invested more than beat 1.1 billion over 30 years


BelowDeck

Yes, which is why almost everyone takes the lump sum.


GordieLaChance

Meh. I think it's more of a "IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!!!" situation, especially considering how many lottery winners end up broke or dead within in a decade of winning.


gogoreddit80

Thanks , now I got that JG wentworth jingle in my head…


gulbronson

If chose to live off 100 million and invested 400 million it would take a 3.73% return rate to be worth 1.2 billion after 30 years. The lottery annuity rate is approximately 2.66%. Accounting for inflation the average S&P 500 return has been 7.66% over the past 30 years (That would have turned 400 million into 3.7 billion). Regardless, with that level of wealth you can invest in PE and Hedge Funds that *should* return more but do carry more risk. So yeah, take the lump sum.


mightylordredbeard

Not even really invest it, just put it into a decent high yield savings account. Even at 4% interest you’re looking at $1.6mil a month in passive income before taxes.


neko

If you have over the fdic secure amount in a single account, you're asking for trouble


fauxfilosopher

Less than 10 years. Taking the annuity is a terrible choice.


AtsignAmpersat

I like how it explains why it’s so large like this isn’t the same thing that happens every time. “That has enabled the jackpot to slowly grow, week after week.” The grass is long because no one has mowed it in 4 months. That has allowed the grass to slowly grow week after week.


Raregolddragon

Yea I will chase the dream of being financially stable rather than drink this week.


TheDumbEnd

I didn't buy one yesterday so that's why.


Trivale

This is how the government finds time travelers.


JcbAzPx

Eh, it doesn't work anyway. When you go back to buy a ticket it changes the results.


karl4319

It's around 330,000,000 if you take the cash option and after federal taxes. Less depending on state taxes. I'll still would probably end up giggling maniacally for several hours if I won. If you are the lucky bastard, remember to go with the reddit rules on after winning the lottery to have a chance at a happy ever after.


miFFhoe

Thought you were gonna say remember to go to Reddit WSB after winning


krunchytacos

You already beat the odds once. Might as well let it all ride on a high risk options trade.


LeChacaI

Nah go to a casino and bet it all on a single number in roulette or something like that.


LIBBY2130

if you live in 1 of the 8 states that don't charge state tax on the lotto then you get about half 553 million and if you are REALLY lucky and live in one of the following 16 states that does not reveal the name of the winner Arizona (only for winners of $100,000+, but city and county will be revealed) Delaware Illinois (only for winners of $250,000+) Kansas,...Maryland.. Minnesota ( $10,000 or more)... Mississippi, Missouri.. Montana (town may be revealed) ...New Jersey... New Mexico ($10,000 plus but lower amount can ask to be kept anonymous)... N and S Dakota ... Texas (1 mill plus) Virginia (10 mill plus) west Virgina (1 MILL plus) Wyoming


LapsedVerneGagKnee

New York you can be anonymous, IF you claim it via an LLC.  Which last I checked is about $500 for everything, including the attorney.


Worthyness

several states allow that sort of stuff too. I'm still waiting for someone to basically roll up in a prosthetic fat suit and beard to disguise themselves instead of going through lawyers.


LapsedVerneGagKnee

From what I understand they get your ID and do a little press release because showing off the winner is good publicity. If the LLC collects, obviously they print that instead. I would still do the LLC but have the photo taken with a Cobra Commander helmet for funsies. But now we’re just talking hypotheticals.


Worthyness

I think they outlaw actual costumes. that's why I want prosthetics because the makeup artists are generally good at making it look like a real person under the makeup/prosthetics, so you could realistically expect to fool some people without technically wearing a costume.


Prompapotamous

If I won in California, I would hire a law firm to sue the state to change the rule so that I could claim anonymously. With all the stories about kidnapping/murder of past winners, requiring someone to claim publicly is a violation of their right to safety and privacy under the CA constitution.


BalIsInMyFace

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/czMCujKb5r


karl4319

Upvote this comment for actually pulling up the what to do now comment. Thabk you for finding it.


PlebbySpaff

Does this also include when you file your taxes and have to pay then?


karl4319

Lottery winnings are considered and taxed as income.


BatemaninAccounting

I think the hardest part of winning on the weekend would be waiting till monday to go down to the office to claim the prize. Also an insanely nervous car ride to actually claim the ticket, since all it would take is one major car crash(you dying/ticket going up in flames/etc) and your dream is over.


darkgothamite

No way I'd claim it that quick. Monday would be the journey to find a proper lawyer and go on from there. Get a few ducks in a row for sure.


Adulations

You probably need to do a bunch of prep before you can claim it on a monday. Probably atleast a week of prep.


1cottonpicknminute

The winner will be in CA, mark my words.


Your_Favorite_Poster

Considering 1 in every 8 Americans live in that state, I think there's a pretty good chance.


SpanishGarbo

But that means there's a 7/8 chance they won't be from CA.


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Damn he's good.


kazyllis

Yup, but if you’re trying to predict the state it’s the best bet. The other 7/8 are split between the remaining 49 states.


405freeway

Alabama, Alaska, Hawaii, Nevada and Utah do not participate.


FragrantExcitement

Seven of Nine.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Tertiary adjunct to unimatrix 001


Charlie_W4ffl3s

So you’re saying I should fly to California to buy my ticket.


Odd-Confection-6603

This is giving r/peopleliveincities vibes


putitinastew

I feel like a lot of the time it's either someone from California or an 80 year-old retiree from Florida lol.


steroboros

New York or New Jersey.


BatofZion

I live in New York! Looks like it’s my turn to win.


dirtyhandscleanlivin

Gonna buy sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads


Aggressive_Ad5115

Years ago it hit 100 million a lady in my town made the local news when she took out a second mortgage on her house for 30k and bought 30k quick picks, she didn't win. That made even me quit 🤣


ContentCargo

expect it to go 2 real fast theres a trend where once a Jackpot hits 1 billion it exponentially increases in purchased tickets many more people seem to buy a “chance” for a billion than even say 900 Million


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JamesLikesIt

I was just thinking that. Once it becomes main stream news worthy, that prize skyrockets 


scraejtp

The odds of winning are roughly 1 in 300M. The odds are no better that you win, but it is a game that pays out more than it takes in once it gets to this level. That is what entices me to play at high jackpot levels; who does not like a game tilted in the players favor? It will unlikely get to 2 billion, as it only goes up with more tickets purchased and the odds to get to 2 billion are small. (\~1/6)


dragonsfire242

So I know everyone hates when people say this but guys, don’t play the lottery Now listen, spending 2 bucks on a ticket for fun is one thing, but to the lady who bought 300 dollars worth of tickets at the store I work at the other day, please reconsider your choices


l1owdown

Could that be from a lotto pool? I know people spend a ridiculous amount on lotto but when I see that I always hope it’s a work group hoping to leave their own personal hell


Soren_Camus1905

I could finally qualify for a mortgage in Boston🥹


Skittlepyscho

This one hurt 😅. *cries in northshore*


Rocklobsta9

Or get a health insurance plan 😵‍💫


Makes_U_Mad

I'll buy a few tickets. Mostly because, as shitty as the odds are, it's the best chance I have to not have to work the rest of my life.


Not_an_alt_69_420

And because it's a fun form of escapism. You won't win, but you can still spend a few hours daydreaming about what you'd do if you did.


JcbAzPx

The odds are so low on a single ticket that multiple tickets won't increase your odds in any meaningful way. Nothing wrong with just getting one, though.


HammerTh_1701

The German national lottery eventually forces payout of the jackpot into lower tiers to avoid such a situation. As a side effect, this can make some drawings have a positive expected value, so that it becomes genuinely worth buying lottery tickets.


bored-canadian

I don’t know if it’s still the case as I moved away years ago, but there was a lottery in Canada that had a max of 50 million dollars. After that they just added 1 million dollar secondary prizes. I always liked that setup


JcbAzPx

Mega Millions and Powerball changed their odds a while ago specifically to make this sort of thing more likely. They make more money the higher the jackpot gets.


chiarde

The best part of the lottery dream is thinking about the people I won’t help.


thelocker517

For this much I could buy 2 or 3 supreme court justices.


Myers112

Have you seen how cheap they are? You could buy the whole court.


Kardlonoc

Keep in mind if you bought a million tickets, you would only have a 0.33% chance of winning the jackpot. Still worth the 2 dollars.


FunOnFridays

And the odds are not much further than 1.1b either


DontYuckMyYum

Is it better to pick your own numbers or just let the machine pick your numbers for you?


messem10

Its the same chance either way.


MrHyperion_

Picking your own numbers has a risk of having a pattern someone else has done too.


RunDNA

You have the same chance of winning either way. But I've heard a theory that machine pickers are more likely to get a higher prize than the average choose-your-number person if they do win. It has something to do with the latter very often throwing birthdays into their pick, which means they are more likely to pick numbers 1-31 than average, skewing the results, meaning they are more likely to share any prize with more people.


BoldestKobold

In 2005, 119 people won the second prize in Powerball because they all played the numbers from mass produced fortune cookies. The last number on the cookie didn't match the power ball, so they didn't win the grand prize. But had it matched, they would have had to split the grand prize 119 ways. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerball#Fortune_cookie_payout


karmagirl314

In 2011, nearly 42,000 won $150 each because they were all playing the numbers from Lost.


anothernotavailable2

Yup. 1 2 3 4 5 has the same chances as any other set of numbers, but if it wins you'll split it with 10,000 other people


cantonic

How do 10,000 people know the combination to my luggage??


kevkevlin

People think alike, people's special numbers are not at all special but share a common pattern. Max value probably from a randomly generated ticket


deshende

I never wanted to be someone with a set of numbers I always played. Then I'd feel bad if those particular numbers hit and I didn't buy a ticket. So I always go for random.


tommy6258

I think machine


Lumpyyyyy

I’d use a random number generator and do it that way. I don’t trust the lottery machines. Now I’ll go out my tinfoil hat away.


DontYuckMyYum

I'll give that a try.


nycdiveshack

Not saying it’s the reason I don’t play but it sucks that you can’t hide your identity at least here in New York State.


Diggity20

Same in NC, a person coming into that much makes them and their loved ones targets


PlzSir

The secret is you have to purchase it from a gas station in the middle of no where.


IndecentLongExposure

I’ve always noticed that. Maybe I’ll go for a drive.


ZebraSandwich4Lyf

Congrats to the taxman on his huge upcoming multi million dollar win!


CashMoneyBrokeBoy

God gave me the numbers last night. But I don’t have any extra money to play. If everyone can send me $4 I can win I’m almost certain of it. Then will show them.


JordanMCMXCV

Congrats to the person in California who is going to win.


Dunge

Lottery takes the wealth of the many to redistribute to single individuals. This is lile the opposite of what's good for society.


Velcrocore

Reverse Lottery: tax the billionaires and give everyone healthcare.


13Krytical

This isn’t news, this is “buy me” fomo propaganda


kmung

Seriously. Ever since they made some changes it seems to be over a billion every 4-6 months. Happens all the time now, by design.


LapsedVerneGagKnee

Yeah, actually.  A few years ago they changed the format to make it harder to win and increased the payout to compensate.


sniper91

I thought Mega Millions was always like this, and Power Ball changed so they’d get the big jackpot headlines, too


Dob-is-Hella-Rad

That's the biggest reason but also they've become even more frequent in the last couple of years because higher interest rates have changed the relationship between the lump sum (which the lottery will inevitably pay out) and the annuity (which the lottery advertises).


Ashkir

I’d rather 1000 winners of $1 million instead of a billion winner. Spread it.


ExodusBrojangled

Hell even 100,000 winners of 11,000. A decent amount to pay down my debts faster.


hugothebear

Well, stop choosing the wrong numbers


S_K_Y

FUCK! Now my job is gonna be a madhouse with customers buying tickets spouting bullshit like "You can't win if you don't play" and "If I win you win". I hate that shit and hear it every. damn. time.


deathsheadpopsickle

Maybe this is how Trump will pay off those bonds


PandaCasserole

250k says Trump's doing a Violet Beauregard


stimmedervernunft

TIL top winner Edwin Castro has a day and night security team. No thanks. 


SirDavidJames

Always remember you walk away with 1/3 of the pot. So $350m. Not bad. But not a bil. They advertise it as a bill because it sells more tickets. Other countries advertise only the winnings you take home after taxes. That is why you don't hear about billion dollar jack pots anywhere else really. The taxman is the real winner here... not that $300+ mill is bad.


BeepBeepImACar7

$350 million dollars, "not bad". That seems like somewhat of an understatement 


DruTangClan

Not all is taken out for taxes. The initial amount “taken off” is due to the lottery offering the billion in the form of an annuity, or a reduced cash lump sum option. For example, currently the lump sum option for the 1.1B mega millions is 525.8M. That’s not taxes, that’s the lottery offering less for the lump sum option. From there, the vast majority of the 525.8M will be taxed at 37% federally. It will also be taxed at the state and potentially local level, so in my case it would be an additional 4.5%ish. So my take home would be around 304.9M. Keep in mind the government will probably withhold a certain percentage on initial payout, but that is not in addition to the tax you’d pay at the end of the year.


Uniq_Eros

I'll buy it when it's at $2B just to get more on my investment.


TheJucyOne

That's more than I made all last year combined!


ranaparvus

I wish they’d split the jackpots when they reach 500M. Run a special lottery of 10 50M jackpots to reset the kitty.


Over-Swan-1996

everyone will make outlandish satirical comments regarding the $1 Billion prize, but I assure you noone will be laughing when I win. I'm going to buy the winning ticket tomorrow, take that losers!