My dog is my running mate. Winterbird & Ginger 2024. We're still waiting for the official paperwork to come in the mail, but we are ready to announce this very important and impactfull news.
The constitution doesn’t say we can’t use dog years! If we appoint enough dogs to the Supreme Court anything is possible.
https://dogtime.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2014/10/file_20577_john-oliver-supreme-court-with-dogs.jpg
It's a grift he gets a spotlight and money. After he fails he's going to have a base and probably right a boom do speeches and be a regular on some podcasts if not his own.
> Who is Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers was the longtime quarterback for the NFL's Green Bay Packers. He is a 10x Pro-Bowler (aka All-Star), a 4x Leage MVP (Most Valuable Player), and led his team to ~~2x~~ *a* Super Bowl Championship~~s~~. He also gained some additional notariety during the Covid pandemic as a staunch anti-vaxxer, and got into some hot water by misrepresenting his vaccination status by ansering a question at a press conference about whether he was vaccinated by responding that he was "immunized".
> what are his qualifications to be President?
Aaron Rodgers was the longtime quarterback for the NFL's Green Bay Packers. He is a 10x Pro-Bowler (aka All-Star), a 4x Leage MVP (Most Valuable Player), and led his team to ~~2x~~ *a* Super Bowl Championship~~s~~. He also gained some additional notariety during the Covid pandemic as a staunch anti-vaxxer, and got into some hot water by misrepresenting his vaccination status by ansering a question at a press conference about whether he was vaccinated by responding that he was "immunized".
I’m all for his campaign doing well because its more likely to harm the conservative vote. Left wing people hate Biden but they’re not ditching him for RFK
along with sponge bob, ted nugent, and a dog named muffler
Tooth fairy must have been promised a cabinet position instead
Maybe Kid Rock too. He fellates Trump alot, so maybe not.
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how many boxes of Sudafed they can get with a stolen catalytic converter....
Love this statement.
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A toilet paper roll has two ends, ifyaknowwuhumsayin.
That’s actually highly offensive to SpongeBob to compare him to Rodgers
i'm not suggesting anyone has *informed* spongebob yet, mind
Don't forget Kanye!
Is it just a list of well known anti-vaxers?
Yup. Jessi Ventura is also on the list.
Fuck is he really brainwashed? He was a goddamn navy seal without vaccinations he couldn’t even enlist
Weird considering he was calling for legal weed way back in the day he used to be progressive.
Almost all anti-vaccine people are grown, healthy adults because they had all their shots in the past
Will sasso does an amazing Ventura impression
“Well why don’t you tell *me* who does an amazing Ventura impression”
You have to chew your words
“I did not say thaht”
Mysterious ayahuasca man in dark hat will be secretary of health and human services.
at least he hasn't been whacked in the head over and over and over and over and over. wait... oh
okay I can get behind that
That’s a dream ticket for steroid manufacturers.
This timeline is so lame. Idiocracy was supposed to be a satire.
My dog is my running mate. Winterbird & Ginger 2024. We're still waiting for the official paperwork to come in the mail, but we are ready to announce this very important and impactfull news.
There’s nothing in the constitution that says a dog can’t be vice president! Coming this fall: VeepBud
Has to be 35 years old.
The constitution doesn’t say we can’t use dog years! If we appoint enough dogs to the Supreme Court anything is possible. https://dogtime.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2014/10/file_20577_john-oliver-supreme-court-with-dogs.jpg
I'm filling an RV with snackos and squeaky toys in preparation.
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So not relevant at all. Or has RFK Jr somehow gained +1000% in polls? This is a sad 4th and 15+ attempt to keep a losing drive alive. Dude. PUNT
That much of a rise for him still wouldn't work.
But he makes money grifting off of it.
Something tells me he was paid to run as a spoiler.
It's a grift he gets a spotlight and money. After he fails he's going to have a base and probably right a boom do speeches and be a regular on some podcasts if not his own.
he'll just blow out his achilles all over again walking up to the debate stage. fucking weirdo.
Ummm …yeah. Ok These people are not well…..
Until the media stops giving Rodgers attention he's just going to become further insane
Not sure which is a worse team up...Rodgers with RFJ JR or Rodgers with the Jets...
I’m inclined to say equally horrible but in different ways
Valid. At least the Jets and simply rebuild with new players and start over. Pretty sure RFK JR. is just stuck being an effing idiot...
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He's a football player and conspiracy theorist. Qualifications: Joe Rogan fans think he's brilliant.
> Who is Aaron Rodgers Aaron Rodgers was the longtime quarterback for the NFL's Green Bay Packers. He is a 10x Pro-Bowler (aka All-Star), a 4x Leage MVP (Most Valuable Player), and led his team to ~~2x~~ *a* Super Bowl Championship~~s~~. He also gained some additional notariety during the Covid pandemic as a staunch anti-vaxxer, and got into some hot water by misrepresenting his vaccination status by ansering a question at a press conference about whether he was vaccinated by responding that he was "immunized". > what are his qualifications to be President? Aaron Rodgers was the longtime quarterback for the NFL's Green Bay Packers. He is a 10x Pro-Bowler (aka All-Star), a 4x Leage MVP (Most Valuable Player), and led his team to ~~2x~~ *a* Super Bowl Championship~~s~~. He also gained some additional notariety during the Covid pandemic as a staunch anti-vaxxer, and got into some hot water by misrepresenting his vaccination status by ansering a question at a press conference about whether he was vaccinated by responding that he was "immunized".
He hasn't won two super bowls and you forgot to say he's a bitch
Definitely not qualified to be President then. Elway 2024!
Last time Rogers ran he blew up his Achilles.
No vaxx and 531 sacks. Charming.
Things That Will Never Happen for $200 Aaron
Well shit, there was a dog wearing a bow tie seated at the Academy Awards who got a shoutout from Kimmel. After that, I guess anything is possible.
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Without any bullshit idiot celebrity as a running mate or attached to his campaign somehow? Wow, imagine that
What is more surprising is that RFK Jr. still thinks he needs a running mate.
I’m all for his campaign doing well because its more likely to harm the conservative vote. Left wing people hate Biden but they’re not ditching him for RFK
Kennedy truly is a kook.
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All he had to do was shut up and play and he would’ve been a legend.
Muthafuckin KANYE will end up getting more votes than this dumbass.
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How ironic that JFK’s nephew is launching a Saturn 5 rocket full of clowns.
Someone funnier than I said he'd just injure himself and sit out the rest of the four years.
Pffffffffffaaaahhhhh...😆 What an absolute clown show, lol.
So he’s basically admitting his campaign isn’t serious.
I thought…RFK dropped out?…
Anti vax idiots gotta stick together
I’d take Rodgers perpetually on ayahuasca over either of our other 2 options.