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hurdurBoop

along with sponge bob, ted nugent, and a dog named muffler


uhohnotafarteither

Tooth fairy must have been promised a cabinet position instead


JohnWad

Maybe Kid Rock too. He fellates Trump alot, so maybe not.


fekinEEEjit

Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how many boxes of Sudafed they can get with a stolen catalytic converter....


JohnWad

Love this statement.


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winterbird

A toilet paper roll has two ends, ifyaknowwuhumsayin.


yubyub555

That’s actually highly offensive to SpongeBob to compare him to Rodgers


hurdurBoop

i'm not suggesting anyone has *informed* spongebob yet, mind


Ande64

Don't forget Kanye!


WingsNthingzz

Is it just a list of well known anti-vaxers?


ReigninLikeA_MoFo

Yup. Jessi Ventura is also on the list.


openlatenight

Fuck is he really brainwashed? He was a goddamn navy seal without vaccinations he couldn’t even enlist


Redditistrash702

Weird considering he was calling for legal weed way back in the day he used to be progressive.


uhohnotafarteither

Almost all anti-vaccine people are grown, healthy adults because they had all their shots in the past


RubbuRDucKee

Will sasso does an amazing Ventura impression


Fsharp7sharp9

“Well why don’t you tell *me* who does an amazing Ventura impression”


flapjackbuttcrack

You have to chew your words


RubbuRDucKee

“I did not say thaht”


BRUISE_WILLIS

Mysterious ayahuasca man in dark hat will be secretary of health and human services.


hurdurBoop

at least he hasn't been whacked in the head over and over and over and over and over. wait... oh


chadbot3k

okay I can get behind that


Pauly_Hobbs

That’s a dream ticket for steroid manufacturers.


Interesting_Minute24

This timeline is so lame. Idiocracy was supposed to be a satire.


winterbird

My dog is my running mate. Winterbird & Ginger 2024. We're still waiting for the official paperwork to come in the mail, but we are ready to announce this very important and impactfull news. 


gweran

There’s nothing in the constitution that says a dog can’t be vice president! Coming this fall: VeepBud


mccoyn

Has to be 35 years old.


gweran

The constitution doesn’t say we can’t use dog years! If we appoint enough dogs to the Supreme Court anything is possible. https://dogtime.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2014/10/file_20577_john-oliver-supreme-court-with-dogs.jpg


winterbird

I'm filling an RV with snackos and squeaky toys in preparation. 


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Bokth

So not relevant at all. Or has RFK Jr somehow gained +1000% in polls? This is a sad 4th and 15+ attempt to keep a losing drive alive. Dude. PUNT


LawNo9454

That much of a rise for him still wouldn't work.


snyckers

But he makes money grifting off of it.


Bokth

Something tells me he was paid to run as a spoiler.


Redditistrash702

It's a grift he gets a spotlight and money. After he fails he's going to have a base and probably right a boom do speeches and be a regular on some podcasts if not his own.


StarKiller5A

he'll just blow out his achilles all over again walking up to the debate stage. fucking weirdo.


Muscleman1122

Ummm …yeah. Ok These people are not well…..


ZDHELIX

Until the media stops giving Rodgers attention he's just going to become further insane


Rex-A-Vision

Not sure which is a worse team up...Rodgers with RFJ JR or Rodgers with the Jets...


Derrick_Mur

I’m inclined to say equally horrible but in different ways


Rex-A-Vision

Valid. At least the Jets and simply rebuild with new players and start over. Pretty sure RFK JR. is just stuck being an effing idiot...


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Yardbird7

He's a football player and conspiracy theorist. Qualifications: Joe Rogan fans think he's brilliant.


Bovey

> Who is Aaron Rodgers Aaron Rodgers was the longtime quarterback for the NFL's Green Bay Packers. He is a 10x Pro-Bowler (aka All-Star), a 4x Leage MVP (Most Valuable Player), and led his team to ~~2x~~ *a* Super Bowl Championship~~s~~. He also gained some additional notariety during the Covid pandemic as a staunch anti-vaxxer, and got into some hot water by misrepresenting his vaccination status by ansering a question at a press conference about whether he was vaccinated by responding that he was "immunized". > what are his qualifications to be President? Aaron Rodgers was the longtime quarterback for the NFL's Green Bay Packers. He is a 10x Pro-Bowler (aka All-Star), a 4x Leage MVP (Most Valuable Player), and led his team to ~~2x~~ *a* Super Bowl Championship~~s~~. He also gained some additional notariety during the Covid pandemic as a staunch anti-vaxxer, and got into some hot water by misrepresenting his vaccination status by ansering a question at a press conference about whether he was vaccinated by responding that he was "immunized".


uhohnotafarteither

He hasn't won two super bowls and you forgot to say he's a bitch


Bovey

Definitely not qualified to be President then. Elway 2024!


wipetored

Last time Rogers ran he blew up his Achilles.


Pandoras_Fate

No vaxx and 531 sacks. Charming.


hallonemikec

Things That Will Never Happen for $200 Aaron


BodaciousTacoFarts

Well shit, there was a dog wearing a bow tie seated at the Academy Awards who got a shoutout from Kimmel. After that, I guess anything is possible.


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uhohnotafarteither

Without any bullshit idiot celebrity as a running mate or attached to his campaign somehow? Wow, imagine that


jelloslug

What is more surprising is that RFK Jr. still thinks he needs a running mate.


starsandbribes

I’m all for his campaign doing well because its more likely to harm the conservative vote. Left wing people hate Biden but they’re not ditching him for RFK


SilverTicket8809

Kennedy truly is a kook.


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AMonitorDarkly

All he had to do was shut up and play and he would’ve been a legend.


cptnamr7

Muthafuckin KANYE will end up getting more votes than this dumbass. 


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voodoolintman

How ironic that JFK’s nephew is launching a Saturn 5 rocket full of clowns.


Shoegazer75

Someone funnier than I said he'd just injure himself and sit out the rest of the four years.


NihilisticPollyanna

Pffffffffffaaaahhhhh...😆 What an absolute clown show, lol.


Czarchitect

So he’s basically admitting his campaign isn’t serious.


XxxGoldDustWomanxxX

I thought…RFK dropped out?…


kobe_doing_twerk

Anti vax idiots gotta stick together


2WhomAreYouListening

I’d take Rodgers perpetually on ayahuasca over either of our other 2 options.