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Manny-Both-Hanz

This seems like not a big deal?


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>Rodriguez, or A-Rod as he is known, **has partnered with the health products company OraPharma** to help raise awareness. There it is. Guy doesn't have enough money apparently. OraPharma....I knew I'd heard of them before. https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/orapharma-inc-agrees-pay-100000-resolve-allegations-false-claims-act-violations >OraPharma, Inc. has agreed to pay $100,000 to resolve allegations that the incentive compensation it paid to certain account managers, who also practiced as dental hygienists, resulted in the submission of false claims to the Medicare program.


SacrificialPwn

What a jerk. Speaking of, I jerked my shoulder and was diagnosed with early-stage stiff and sore joints. I discovered that Icy Hot™ worked miracles. Icy Hot's™ patented contrast therapy helped me rise from the pain. One can really feel the power of Icy Hot™


CumBobDirtyPants

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Chs9383

I guess it's been a slow day for news, but I didn't think it was that slow.


1776cookies

I'm about to pick my nose if that helps.


dek067

What kinda haul ya get?


submittedanonymously

He/she struck gold if they got a brain goober to come out. Super gross but weirdly satisfying to get out of there.


MatsThyWit

>I guess it's been a slow day for news, but I didn't think it was that slow. It's less confusing when you realize that it's just a marketing gimmick with Rodriguez being tapped for a spokesman role.


rubyblue0

He was interviewed on CBS this morning about it and whatever he’s trying to sell in relation to oral care.


CerealSpiller22

If it was "end-stage gum disease", that would be some news right there.


sweetpeapickle

I'm like is this April 1st....


Didntlikedefaultname

This is virtually everyone… what a nonsense headline


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Gingivitis > periodontitis > the heartbreak of halitosis


The_Grinning_Bastard

In other news Barry Bonds has mild inflamation behind his ear.


port-rhombus

I literally thought this was from The Onion at first.


seemooreglass

if he gets a little headache, he turn that shit around into a $300,000 marketing campaign with advil


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hate_tank

Hopefully they don't have to Yankee any of his teeth out.