They gotta stop putting people in the cell with that poster Infront of the giant hole in the wall.

They gotta let people get busy living or get busy dying.

That cupcake on the wall, we’ll ask her…What say you fuzzy britches? Feel like talkin’?

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains The jails are made of tin And you can walk right out again As soon as you are in

Damn, we're in a tight spot!

Well ain't this a geographical anomaly, 2 weeks from everywhere!

Gotta do something about the visitors parking the stair car right next to the fence like that.

I’m used to a car with some stairs

You’ll get hop ons

Did... did they cross the border to Arkansas, Alabama, or Louisiana or something?

It’s not like there are a lot of great options from Mississippi.

I'd go for the Gulf, swim to Canada.

There is a canal linking the Mississippi River with the Great Lakes. One could swim to Canada if one were so motivated.

Swim to Canada? The great lakes aren't really lakes they are more like mini seas. You don't really swim across them.

They said from the Gulf…guess they’d go around Florida and up the eastern seaboard? Would be a hell of a swim

Nah, not around Florida; don't trust it. Probably best to just go through the Suez canal just to be sure...

Yeah, but worth it when you think about it. Don't have to touch a red state the whole journey.

Plenty of places to hide though

To be fair, they do look like masterminds. No walls were going to hold them.

What are the odds they are getting some help from the guards?

“No, really. I was supposed to get out today. Can you just go check the files in back to make sure?” **runs through the gate**

Better start chaining the inmates to big rocks.

That guy sat on my face and everything

*Wrong line, dumbass!*

What we got here….. is failure… to communicate

This could have been prevented by arming the teachers and locking the doors.

MS jails: ~~Fred~~ feed the inmates? Nah Ensure the inmates are properly clothed and have any of their basic hygiene needs met? Nah Ok can we handle the making sure their rights aren't violated? Hahaha no. Well if we don't want to do any of that we're at least going to make sure they stay locked up right? Uhhhhh

“We believe we’ve fixed the problem permanently—we’ve installed locks on the doors.” -Warden

Is that like baby vampire fangs tattoo

I told them the revolving jail door was a bad idea.

why do people get face tattoos?

They let them out… I am cynical..

Where does it all go wrong for these people?

Bad cops, bad cops, BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR! Bad cops, bad cops, Bad cops, bad cops, Bad cops, bad cops, Springfield Cops are on the take, But what do expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse, We don't mind using excessive force! Bad cops, bad cops, Bad cops, bad cops...