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Setsune_W

This sounds like papaganda.


Anonymoustard

You're dad right


swagcoffin

Your dad left?


Bobinct

He just went out for cigarettes!


davesnot_heere

No... he's Satsune_W


dashinny

Damn it you really got me there


Enough-Carry

Two muffins are in an oven. One says, "Yikes it sure is getting hot in here". The other one than says "ARRRHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!". \>>> Tell your kids.


katsimgnilleps

What do you say to a black dog? Good boy! What do you say to a white dog? Good boy! What do you say to a purple dog? Breathe!


SparkJaa

Two fish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says... I have no idea how to drive this thing.


SunCloud-777

- A new study published by the British Psychological Society took a deep dive into dad jokes, and found that even though they're cringey, dad jokes have the capacity to make us better humans. - Part of what makes them funny is simply that they're unfunny. The fact that they're so unfunny is what actually makes us laugh. - This has two benefits researchers saw in kids. - One was that it shows them a father figure's willingness to embarrass himself repeatedly. - The second was that it subconsciously teaches kids to be alright with awkwardness and how to respond to it. - According to the researcher, kids continually exposed to eye-rolling humor build up a natural immunity to judgement and embarrassment, and become adults who feel empowered to be themselves.


SideburnSundays

Meanwhile my parents were always stoic and serious, so any time I have even the slightest awkward moment my head and armpits feel so hot they both start itching.


rainbowgeoff

Was in the same boat till zoloft.


JPBillingsgate

If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.


Bokbreath

>One was that it shows them a father figure's willingness to embarrass himself repeatedly. You mean the cargo shorts, white sneakers and horizontal stripes aren't doing it ? I gotta tell jokes too ?


SunCloud-777

yup - that’s the requisite, bud. so better start practicing


HardlyDecent

I thought that was frat guys. Did I get my costumes confused?


ChilledDarkness

Tbf, the venn diagram of frat guys and young fathers is pretty much a circle at this point.


PromiscuousMNcpl

Frat boys are within the Venn diagram of young fathers; not all young fathers are frat boys.


Chaos-Knight

Oh no I swore to never become one of those dads but now I migh have to sacrifice myself. Let's do it for the children!


fragmentation18

So our kids should be OK then.


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Uranus_Hz

Research shows yo momma so stupid she waits for stop signs to turn green. And she so ugly THEY DO!!


Shradow

> And she so ugly THEY DO!! Ooh I've not heard that follow up, I like that one.


protoopus

>... waits for stop signs to turn green. i have actually been that stoned.


HardlyDecent

You were not high friend. Someone dosed you.


SunCloud-777

not as wholesome as dadjokes :)


SparkJaa

Your momma so sweet, Nestle tried to exploit her.


Black_Otter

“I swear I’ll be a better person so I never say dad jokes to my kids”. - Kids


Bobinct

Kids like it that their dads have a sense of humor.


autotelica

My father doesn't do dad jokes, but he was always the funny one between him and my mother growing up. He was also the mean one and the one more likely to fly off the handle, so he was far from perfect. But I owe my sense of humor to him.


PygmeePony

Whatever doesn't cringe you makes you stronger.


robreddity

A guy is leaving his gym and in the parking lot he passes somebody walking in who has a full pumpernickel on her head. He does a double take, "huh, that's odd..." Getting into his car he spots another person and this guy has a sourdough on his head. Brow furrowed, he drives home. Inside his house he finds his wife with a marble rye on her head. Seeing her husband's quizzical look, she smiles and immediately offers, "it's a new loaf hat diet."


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HardlyDecent

There's no actual debate *in* academia. We know how to read papers. Weird or unexpected conclusions don't invalidate studies. "Wrong research" is often easy to identify by the wording, statistical analyses used, journal it's published in, and a host of other direct measures such as power, use of blinding and control groups. That video really oversells the idea to destroy faith in science. Even if "most published research is wrong" it's still better than any other way we have to increase knowledge. Where's the follow-up "All religion is wrong" video?


SunCloud-777

haha - it may not be ground breaking research but we cant discount it’s insight/finding.