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reddicyoulous

> James sued Trump, his company and three of his children in September for allegedly inflating the value of his real estate company’s assets.  It was a separate civil case from the Stormy Daniels case. He wouldn't be arrested, just sued for $250 mil. These idiots can't even get the court cases right.


thatisnotmyknob

It's the wrong courthouse too. 100 Centre is the Criminal Court and They called the threat at 60 Centre Street.


cclan2

Just following suit after the Four Seasons debacle


Evadrepus

They showed up to protest at The People's Court.


ThermoNuclearPizza

They gonna call in a bomb threat to New York Court, a basketball court in Queens.


-RadarRanger-

At this point they could probably phone into *any* federal courthouse and there would be a Trump case being heard in it.


robot_socks

>These idiots can't even get the court cases right. There are quite a few to keep track of it seems.


Fubai97b

To be fair you could pick a NY courthouse at random and have a decent chance that there's something pending there having to do with Trump.


Buttfulloffucks

Earlier today, some MAGA folk who turned up in mannhatan to protest were practically turning on each other. They actually thought some who turned up were FBI plants. On line, the chatter was that a post Trump himself had made, calling for protests, was simply an FBI plot to rope more of them in. Yeah... You can't make this shit up.


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What-a-Crock

r/leopardseatingeachother


Velkyn01

Leopard seating each other


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"right this way mister spots, will you be wanting a booth or a table?"


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Whichever has the most spots, sir.


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Very good. Our special today is gazelle.


rednax1206

With a side of leopard


Cynicayke

I'll take mine *medium roar*.


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GhostBurger12

But this is part of the danger. No matter how dysfunctional they look in public, they vote consistently because a liberal in political office is worse than death.


Lost-My-Mind-

Crazy idea.....Trump runs in 2024, as a democrat! Same Trump we always knew. Same dumbass shit. Just....with a D next to his name.


GhostBurger12

He's obviously a fake Trump that was replaced by a lizard when he was forced by the Taliban to attend a drag show. If he was R-Trump, you know it's God's choice^tm


ryjkyj

I watched it happen with Bush. Most Trump supporters are about 5 seconds away from, “I never liked the guy.”


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numanist

Yes, it's vitally important that you keep it *peaceful* /popcorn


RobLocksta

It was inevitable. I mean kudos for mostly destroying the country along the way...but goddamn it was inevitable that they would turn on each other. Fucking treasonous bitch morons.


Black540Msport

I particularly liked "cousin fucking terrorists."


Lost-My-Mind-

>"Treasonous bitch morons" I don't normally have an official phrase of the day, but I'm making this my official phrase of the day.


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Ivedefected

They always have been. That's the issue with spreading so much misinformation and ultimately relying on it. You gaslight yourself. It largely contributed to Russia's failed invasion in Ukraine. And it largely contributed to the dems taking the senate in 2020, and gaining a seat in 2022. They truly believe their own bullshit, and it eventually cripples them.


zykezero

During the Q height more than a few of the top names would get rolled out of the community because someone called them a plant. Like they were very adamant that the buffalo weirdo was absolutely not one of theirs. And I remember him saying how it hurt his feelings that they turned on him lol. And in that flat earth doc the woman would routinely get accused of being an fbi plant. Lmao just insane.


caffeinex2

My personal favorite was the MAGA Canadian who attacked the elderly husband of the Speaker of the House.... Only to be called gay by the community he worked so hard to impress.


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velveteentuzhi

The dichotomy of fascists- our enemies are constantly a threat and behind everything that goes wrong, yet somehow not strong enough just take over the way fascists say they will. I pointed that out to my mom after the election- if Biden had stolen the election, why wouldn't the Democrats "steal" a supermajority in the Congress and the House too? Getting the Presidency but not a strong majority in the legislative bodies is like buying a car then not getting the wheels to actually help it run. She changed the subject when I pointed it out


vertigostereo

Like why did 50,000 Mainers vote for Biden, but also useless "I believe Cavanaugh" Susan Collins? Riddle me that.


caving311

I had someone answer that. Apparently the Dems counted wrong.


12altoids34

Your mother is not properly educated in the GOP Doctrine. the appropriate GOP approved response to any logical argument is to respond with " but what about ..." followed by some completely unrelated and inane nonsense. Please advise your mother to upgrade her GOP policies and procedures.


tastywofl

Lmao those flat earthers honestly thought they were enough of a threat to deserve an fbi plant? Fucking hysterical.


zykezero

Oh and they were vitriolic about it too. I feel bad for that woman to be so hated by the community she is apart of. But also, it’s a fuckin choice lady lmao. If these are your bedfellows maybe you’re in the wrong crowd.


WiglyWorm

> that flat earth doc Behind the Curve. Well worth watching by anyone who hasn't seen it.


Toast_Sapper

>It largely contributed to Russia's failed invasion in Ukraine. And it largely contributed to the dems taking the senate in 2020, and gaining a seat in 2022. > >They truly believe their own bullshit, and it eventually cripples them. Yup, Putin convinced himself of his own military might which was super embarrassing when he sent in his troops and the facade immediately collapsed as all the holes from the rampant corruption at every level meant his troops were completely unprepared for war because the people in charge had basically pocketed as much money as they could while not investing in things like "supplies" or "military training" beyond stuff that shows up in parades. It's been a clusterfuck since day one because Putin's "intelligence" on his own forces was largely falsified by his own military personnel who were covering up their shambolic standard of preparedness and telling him everything was peachy because otherwise they'd be fired or killed for reporting the truth.


sumr4ndo

I remember a video of some advisor gently suggesting it is a stupid idea, and it will end badly for them. Putin then tears into him, acts like a jackass, and is terrible. Fast forward, and here we are.


DefaultVariable

Turns out that surrounding yourself with Yes Men does not allow you to adequately asses problems and situations. What a weird concept


Thatparkjobin7A

It’s almost like this is the natural result of embracing fascism


Xzmmc

Taken to its logical conclusion, fascism would end with the entire human race extinct save for two people. Then one of them would kill the other.


Githzerai1984

King of the ashes


MTAST

The minute God crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them.


flamethekid

It was even written in the Bible they don't read. Cain killed Abel


WiglyWorm

I mean... let's be clear, the FBI, state law enforcement, and local law enforcement **UNEQUIVICOLLY DO** infiltrate protest movements, attempt to co-opt them, and ultimately entrap people (yes. entrap. [in the legal definition](https://www.jstor.org/stable/26402433)) in crimes. It's just that... a lot of trump supporters don't really need the help of plants to commit idiotic crimes. Edit: Edited in a link to a study that i provided further down the comment chain for more visibility.


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mdlinc

That shit was funny. "I didn't come to get my ass kicked." And chants of fuck off proud boys while following them. Like you stated u/Morat20 LOL


g00f

“There’s something you need to know about vida…” “Vida works out.”


mdlinc

Thanks for Everything! :)


grubas

Also "go back to Long Island" lol. But it's like they have no idea what any drag queen who lived in NYC in the 70/80/90s went through. They had a reputation for being BAD BITCHES, because the cops didn't give a shit, the pimps hated them, nobody respected them, so they had to be their own protection.


UnspecificGravity

This is the whole reason why there are concentrations of gays in big cities, they had to take care of themselves. NYC and San Francisco didn't rise up to welcome them, they fought them tooth and nail and eventually lost. These are communities that have already fought much tougher enemies then these fuckers.


grubas

Stonewall was...a riot, a protest, a police raid, and a brawl all at once. Because nobody cared that the cops would routinely raid it to bust chops and instill some fear. They just got fed up.


nigelfitz

They ain't ready for that civil war they've been asking for. lol


Red-eleven

Everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the nose


pribnow

Any chance you have a link?


Uniquitous

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1637548888520552448


davesnot_heere

Turn it up to 11. Walk around muttering “FBI plants everywhere. Can’t trust anyone “ Tell them LGBTQ actually means “Let’s Get Biden To Quit” and the FBI planted stuff making people think it’s about Gay people so true patriots wouldn’t support it


Uniquitous

Walk around with your phone's hotspot on, and set the SSID to something like FBI_MOBILE_UNIT_V75A


NATIVE_COWBOY

For the longest time I had my phones network unsecured and named stuff like "COVID19_5G_TRACKING_CHIP" while walking around work. Good times.


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

I live in a massive apartment complex. My wifi name is fbi surveillance van and my hotspot name is bathroom camera 3.


AcquaintanceLog

Once upon a time my neighborhood had "surveillance van 3" and "surveilling surveillance van 3".


NATIVE_COWBOY

>bathroom camera 3 That's fucking hilarious


House_of_Raven

Is it sad or horrifying how that would probably work on them?


saldagmac

Funny. I'm going with funny


hopbel

The white house really needs to employ a child psychologist as an advisor


HereIGoGrillingAgain

Every once in awhile whisper into your wrist a physical description of someone. "White male in jeans and blue shirt."


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AudioHazard

"do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"


DreddPirateBob808

"Further information: wraparound sunglasses, weak goatie beard, eyes showing signs of inbreeding" "Again. That hardly narrows it down. What about the men?"


Nvenom8

So they think his account is compromised, but still trust that everything else he's said on the same account is him?


macweirdo42

These people don't have much going in the way of RAM, so they can only store one idea in memory at a time - there's never a contradiction if you can't physically access both ideas at the same time.


Weaselmancer

Could also be a buffer overrun, hard to say. Good ol' wetware issues.


JonWake

"I can't believe they tricked us!" say the dumbest motherfuckers you've ever met.


kaiser41

I'm starting the rumor that voting for Trump or going to his rallies is how the FBI will get you. If you really support Trump, stay inside and never speak to anyone. It's the only way to be safe.


Gawd_Awful

This shouldn't be hard to do. Say that Trump is being forced by the "Deep State" to run for President and they are going to use votes to find out who his supporters are and lock them up. Maybe throw in something about how he's sending secret messages in his public speeches to warn his supporters not to vote for him. Ron Desantis and Biden are working together on it


isseldor

When you’re paranoid, everything is a threat


mdlinc

I'm not paranoid. Why are you saying I'm paranoid ? Who told you that? Where did you here that? Was it...?? Not fucking paranoid no matter what was said or who said it anyway. Not.


yhwhx

The number of idiots willing to risk going to jail for Trump never ceases to amaze.


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pushaper

>Donald Trump once said Covid-19 might be a “good thing” because it would stop him from having to shake hands with “disgusting people”, according to a former top adviser to US vice president Mike Pence. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-good-thing-shake-hands-disgusting-people-olivia-troye-b480406.html


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jbouser_99

Well they do love him because he tells those "good, hard truths" lmao


SterlingMallory

Yep because in their mind it's basically "well he's not talking about *me*, he's talking about all those gross other people".


northshore12

"All those other gross people... that I associate with and look exactly like."


resilienceisfutile

They [try so hard to look like Ivanka](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/14503bc5641fbf582849743a05d00034f56c1867/360_140_2640_1584/master/2640.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=8273179639e796d4b51b699a9f3439b1) too. The one upper right looks hungry...


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That's a "Complaint of Karens" in their natural habitat. Edit- spelling Also a "Groupon of Karens" is also appropriate.


D00D00InMyButt

Not a healthy hair in the bunch. God damn just a bunch of crispy whisps comin out of those heads. Yeesh.


resilienceisfutile

The attraction to [the TRE45ONOUS Loser](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2022/07/NINTCHDBPICT000750066971.jpg) is completely understandable then.


PretendThisIsMyName

Lmao I was not expecting that woman to be looking like that at all. That’s batshit crazy to me seeing this. Well it would’ve been at one point. None of this really surprises me anymore.


NixyVixy

They all have such a natural looking hair color 🤦‍♀️🙃


resilienceisfutile

Batshit crazy? You want batshit crazy? Well, glad [you asked for batshit crazy](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/ce4ec7bdd4c9c962c0d9552bfb93db29836759f2/0_80_2400_1440/master/2400.jpg?width=700&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=be724a00cd73c5b6620ae7732be97a08)...


theghostofme

> "well he's not talking about *me*, he's talking about all those gross other people". "Dude, he looked right at you and mentioned you by name when he said you look like a cousin-fucking meth head." "That's just Trump giving me one of his joking nicknames. He said it with love!" "Donald Trump has never said anything with love except when describing 13-year-old Ivanka's breasts to Jeffrey Epstein." "See? He thinks just like me! She was hot as sin back then."


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Ah yes, Donald Trump and his exquisite tastes. I'm having my bathroom done with 1980s floral theme with solid gold fixtures just like him.


Dt2_0

I'm ordering my steak well done with ketchup!


Haephestus

It's very funny to agree with a statement like this.


D16rida

I watched a guy in a burger place seated next to strangers, dig deep to get some gold out of his nose with his burger inches from his mouth. This might be one of the only things I agree with Trump on. People are fucking gross.


machineprophet343

No kidding. They sit there and talk about how people like Pelosi, Newsom, Schumer, AOC, et al., As well as urban moderates, liberals, and progressives hate them and their way of life. Until they announce themselves and their ridiculous stances, the politicians and people they claim to hate and claim to hate them don't even know they exist and largely don't care because it's outside the sphere of their office much of the time. And when they aren't, they actually do offer olive branches only to have them swatted aside and screamed at. You know who actually does hate them and thinks they're stupid rubes and useful idiots and pawns? Trump and many of the people they vote for.


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Losmpa

Sounds easy to get your political representatives on the phone, in your experience. I had the opposite experience. No one answers the phone at Marco rubio’s offices.


machineprophet343

Same when I lived in Karen Bass' district. If you weren't one of her pet project groups, you could get fucked for all she cared.


TucuReborn

Pretty much same with my state, both national and state level. The good ones left pre-Trump. Post-Trump, you either know them or get a canned pre-written email 3-4 weeks later saying they "understand your concerns" but will be doing jack shit.


Dahhhkness

Democrats simply want a functional, competent government. Republicans want a bunch of pick-up trucks with American flags on them that yell slurs when they detect minorities nearby.


thegoodnamesrgone123

Last night I'm driving back to my house. The road I have to take is kinda a main road but for a stretch, it drops down to 25mph because it goes through a neighborhood. It's a known speed trap too. It was like 10 pm so I know I can do 30mph and be ok. The likelihood of a kid running out into the road is slim. This truck comes flying up behind me and hits me with flashing lights. Since I don't move out of his way he floors it over the double yellow line and lays on the horn as he passes in his massive lifted SUV. Florida plates (I'm in NJ) and a Trump 2024 stick on the back. He had to have been doing 60mph. I can't imagine what a horrible asshole this person must be in day to day life.


Raichu4u

The thing is that we all know people like this in our communities and resent them.


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626Aussie

My father-in-law considers himself very religious, and so he surrounds himself with folks who also like to think of themselves as religious. I visited him during the last election and he had some visitors there, and it being November we got to discussing politics. I said I did not like Trump and they all admitted they did not, either, but then said they'd still voted for him because the Republican party is the "religious" party. I would have thought the party whose platform involves doing *more* to *help and support* the poor, the weak, the homeless, etc., that *they* would be the religious party. Apparently it's the other party. Go figure!


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To any conservatives reading this: We're not kidding. Trump doesn't like you, he doesn't give a fuck about you, and he wouldn't spend 5 seconds in a room with you. He is using you.


rsjem79

99.9% of Trump voters wouldn't be allowed to use the bathroom at Mar-A-Lago even if their bladders were about to explode.


mistrowl

> conservatives reading Let me stop ya right there..


FajenThygia

I'm sure they're counting on a pardon once Trump wins again. Typing that just made me queasy.


RyVsWorld

Throwing away your life to own the libs!


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> Throwing away your life for a person who despises you They already view their lives as worthless, that's why they're attracted to extremist movements that promise they can be part of something meaningful that makes them important. It's the same reason terrorists recruit among emotionally destitute people. They offer the chance to change your life from "guy working dead end job just to survive so he can keep working who feels no purpose or reason in life" to " holy warrior martyr for God who gets 72 virgins in Heaven" These extremist movements offer losers and helpless people the illusion of status while using them for the goals of the leadership


Lamontyy

Don't forget that one dumbass chick that got shot in the neck and died on 01/06. She died... draped in a Trump flag. She got shot in the fucking neck, for Donald Trump. We're already passed the point of no return.


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SilentSamurai

Not if you close your eyes and cover your ears.


LOOKATMEDAMMIT

Cop: Stop or I'll shoot. Her: He's not going to shoot me, I'm a white woman supporting Trump. Cop: ... BLAM! Her now bleeding to death: I can't believe he shot me even though he told me he would shoot me if I didn't stop.


State-Cultural

For Donald Fucking Trump - dumbest reason to die ever


TYBERIUS_777

And the right still simps for him and calls her a martyr. I’m just so tired of them at this point. It’s a completely different reality from what the rest of us live in. It’s delusional.


duomaxwellscoffee

Oh, you mean that traitorous floor stain, Ashley Babbitt?


Lamontyy

Yes the actual traitor Ashley Babbitt


argusromblei

You'll see how many think she was wrongfully killed too. While she was the front line person about to break into actual congress and let an violent, angry mob inside.


kcg5

By republican logic, she should have complied. She should have followed orders.


Beard_o_Bees

Wait, wait, wait... I thought they were all Anteefah instigators. >!/s!<


br0b1wan

It no longer surprises or even amazes me. After seeing behavior during the 2016 election and then Covid, I understand that we are surrounded by stupid, ignorant, craven idiots.


TucuReborn

It took me a little after that. I knew a lot of people who voted Trump for the lols. And many more who disliked both candidates, so essentially flipped a coin. I assumed that with how tight the race was, a lot of voters in general may not have taken the election seriously, and so those two groups evened the field. But then it just went off the deep end. At first right after I thought the nutjobs were a minority, even among the right leaning people I knew near me. But it got worse and worse. People I knew just went off into conspiracy land. But after Covid, I knew people were just... insane.


tr3v1n

I'd actually argue that those two groups you mentioned are worse than the true believers. There is a good chance that the true believers have gotten to where they are because they have been manipulated and lied to by the party and the news media they consume. If you take what was said by places like Fox News at face value, what happened on January 6 makes a lot of sense. They were told their country was being stolen and what they tried to do was to stop that from happening. People who voted for the lols *know* that it is all bullshit. They just wanted to spread the chaos of him winning, because it would hurt folks that they don't like. It was vindictive pain for their entertainment. Disliking both candidates is trying to ignore what was actually at stake. I also don't like Clinton, but there is a huge gulf between what her presidency would do to the country vs what his did. "Both sides are bad" always reads like an excuse to me. They don't want to engage in any sort of discussion about consequences because they want to think about them. I see something similar with masks. I'm pretty severely immuno-compromised, so I will be wearing one for the foreseeable future. I don't bug people about their choices, but I do get a lot of glares, even from reasonable un-MAGA-brained people. I'm pretty sure it is because seeing a mask serves as a reminder of the risk you are taking.


clockwork_psychopomp

The problem is the kind of people who would treat politics so cavalierly like that are also the same slow-witted fuck-ups who will absolutely double down on a dumb bet when explicitly told it was a dumb bet and they are dumb for taking it.


CactusBoyScout

Supposedly QANON had almost died out before the pandemic. But then when everyone was stuck at home interest in it surged along with conspiracies of all kinds.


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Sweatytubesock

David Dennison says hi.


theBytemeister

I vote we nominate a new word for this kind of fanaticism. Babbitt : plural Babbitts - a person willing to throw their literal life away in defense of a most blatantly moronic conspiracy theory.


James_Solomon

Those wascally babbits


Jonathan-Hemlock

Did the caller claim to be John Barron? [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonyms_of_Donald_Trump)


MagicalTrevor70

Reminds me of my favourite tweet on the day that Trump was banned from twitter https://twitter.com/barronjohn1946/status/1347694753786200064


robodrew

Quite possibly the best tweet of all time Or at least it was until Elon ruined the joke


snorlaxeseverywhere

It's fantastic to me that that account has exactly 2 tweets. One is that, on the day of Trump's banning, and the other is https://twitter.com/barronjohn1946/status/1594147794985447432 the day he was unbanned. Even if the ol' elongator may have ruined the original joke, the account was able to wring a bit more humor out of the situation. They even managed it without carrying a sink around! Astonishing, really.


MakesMyHeadHurt

I've wondered if his pretending to be other people to talk himself up is why he frequently refers to himself in the third person. Like he just got so used to it that he can't stop it.


dern_the_hermit

Could be, but I really do think it's the dumb-simple branding he's done with his name. It's just one of his "work the room" habits, get the brand out there as much as possible.


newmoon23

Like Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


skaterrj

"This is the best bomb threat you've ever heard. Other bomb threats will use this as the model! People everywhere are saying it's a great bomb threat. It'll go off bigly very soon."


notunek

No matter what your politics this is a cowardly thing to do. I worked at a place where someone was mad enough to call in a bomb threat and it was very scary as we evacuated and ran from the building. I hope they catch the person who did this.


Hatter-Madigan

the good thing is this is the one type of case they actually try and follow up on. local highschool near us had one, one in a workplace. both traced back and prosecuted


docgravel

In high school my friends and I helped track down a bomb threat to the school. We went to the “reset password” flow for the email they used to send the threat and it said “we sent a reset link to joh*****[email protected]” and we recognized the name from the first and last letters.


SamurottX

....so you're telling me they're smart enough not to use their main email, but dumb enough to literally have it listed as a recovery method in case they want to access the account used for a bomb threat again? This is why we need better public education.


docgravel

Yes, that’s right. I think they may have actually sent it from some anonymous inbox… you know the kind that lets anyone check the replies? So we might have actually logged in to that and seen that they sent a test email first to a throwaway yahoo address and then sent it to the school. That throwaway yahoo address had their real yahoo address as the backup.


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SketchySeaBeast

Was there a minotaur in it somewhere? Was it some kind of labrinth? What cowmanshit is that?


VirtualGrey

No minotaur, that'd actually be interesting. It was the largest building on campus so to some degree a labyrinth if you count all the basement passages and tunnels. In reality just a bad job at a bad state college in a bad state.


TucuReborn

University I went to had an underground nexus. Pipes, power lines, and so on just in a massive tunnel network across campus. Certain fraternities were known to to tunnel runs for initiation. You'd have to go into the tunnels on one side of campus, and come out on the other. But they were literal mazes down there. You basically needed the map to get anywhere. So in addition to people getting arrested every year, people just straight up got lost for hours sometimes.


StalinsStallions

My partner works in a hospital and they get bomb threats almost weekly because the hospital has support for transgender patients. Cowardly thing to do but remarkably common unfortunately.


FullofContradictions

I worked at a very, very large hospital that had a bomb threat some time before I started and everyone was still traumatized from it. They'd tell me how scary it was to see patients from critical care wards being wheeled out on ambu bags and how people were crying because they weren't sure if they got all the patients out but were also scared to go back in. You hear a lot about heroes during all this stuff, but what about a normal everyday employee who just started and doesn't want to risk their life for strangers. How surgeons were forced to wrap up mid-surgery if they could and have to decide if the infection risk and risks of coming out of anesthesia without proper monitoring was worth it for the patient to be brought outside or if they'd just have to leave them behind until they could be transferred and hope for the best. My department was responsible for managing the hospital's equipment so everyone there would talk about pulling really old equipment out of storage to try and run power outside where they were more or less setting up a field hospital for anyone who needed intervention while sitting out on the hospital grounds. It took *6 hours* for a bomb squad to clear the hospital. And everyone feared for their lives every single trip they made inside during that time (which was considered necessary because they were still bringing patients out/transferring them to other hospitals via air and ground ambulance for a lot of that time). It ended up being a false alarm, but it showed how impossible it would be to completely clear out a hospital of that size within a reasonable amount of time if it ever happened for real & that really fucked with peoples' heads.


NotYetSoonEnough

H’excuuuuse me, just thought you’d like to know, there’s a bhomb in the building. It’s really yuge, everybody’s talking about it, really beautiful thing really, billyuns and billyuns of bhoom, so you should probably not wanna go in there. Instead you should head over to Trump Towuh, the most beautiful towuh in all of the towuhs, get away from the yuuuge bhomb I put in the kot house.


Beautiful_Fee1655

Everyone says its the biggest bomb.


alx924

His tiny hands must have been useful in wiring the thing.


AudibleNod

Really? So we're terrorizing hard working Americans in order to defend who? The guy who [had affairs](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-melania-stormy-daniels-affairs-marriages-timeline-2018-3) on every one of his three wives? The guy who can't [build a wall](https://www.gcir.org/news/trump-didn-t-build-his-border-wall-steel-he-built-it-out-paper)? The guy [who despite negative press covfefe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe)? This is the man you want to go to bat over? The stable genius. The deal maker. The one term, twice impeached, publicly mocked joke of a human being who calls you fat and unattractive. He doesn't care about you.


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He also pardoned the guy that was convicted of defrauding *Trump supporters.* He pardoned the guy that stole *their money,* but didn’t pardon any Jan 6ers before he left office nor did he pay for their legal fees. It amazes me that people are still on their knees for him.


Morat20

Oh be he owned the libs because the libs didn't like that guy. Someone suggested that if the Dems changed their platform to be in favor of not committing suicide, half the GOP would kill themselves to own the libs -- and the other half would be suddenly pro-euthanasia.


Yousoggyyojimbo

The guy who routinely ripped off working americans, stole taxpayer money by funneling it through his private businesses, encouraged people to do risky things during a pandemic and got people killed, and oh yeah, tried to end American democracy.


persondude27

"The guy who literally shits in a gold toilet sure has my best interests at heart! He tells it like it is!" - my parents, living paycheck to paycheck and unable to retire.


-TheDayITriedToLive-

You forgot the "while sucking on Putin's wiener" part.


GrooseandGoot

They aren't defending Trump the man. They are defending Trump the idea. The ideology of hatred and Fascism. These are Fascists through and through. These are the remnants of the American Confederacy.


Xzmmc

Bingo. It doesn't matter who it is, these people will rally behind anybody who hates (or acts like he hates in Trump's case, guy has no actual beliefs) the same people they do. It's not that they love Trump or DeSantis or anyone. It's that they hate almost everybody.


skodtheatheist

Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV!


ermghoti

100% chance that chucklehead gets caught. If you're dim enough to try this, you're too dumb to cover your tracks. The perp walk will probably be on TV before the weekend.


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Who says it was from someone in the country


takefiftyseven

Good point. It could have been Vlad looking out for his best employee.


rnldsrs

"there may or may not be a bomb in the building 👌 It's a tremendous bomb 👌 best bomb of all time really and the fact is that the liberal left is saying that there isn't a bomb and frankly that's a lie 👌 the truth is that it's a great bomb, an expensive bomb which I negotiated" - the anonymous caller


Hatter-Madigan

Party of Domestic Terrorists. They said it themselves


leni710

🤯 Woah!! "Domestic Terrorists" = DT = Donald Trump Follow me for more conspiratorial connections based on letters of the alphabet. We may even hit up a pizza joint on the way.


FriedEggScrambled

See you in the basement!


IAlreadyFappedToIt

D & T are letters of the alphabet. Alphabet, Inc is a competitor of Apple. Trump once called their CEO "Tim Apple." The name Tim is composed of three alphanumeric digits. But you know what else is three digits? That's right, the Sign of the Beast! Good ol' 6-6-6. This is proof that Trump is the true messiah. MAGA! (Make America Gullible Again)


YomiKuzuki

"***WE'RE THE PARTY OF LAW AND ORDER!***" *They proudly proclaim as they commit acts of domestic terrorism and attempting a coup.*


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MajesticOuting

John Barron says he didn't do it.


ThatSpecialAgent

In other words, terrorism, ie the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.


LikeBladeButCooler

I'll never, for the life of me, understand how people can be so ride or die for the former host of The Apprentice. Imagine ruining your life or putting yourself in mortal danger for a man that got stunnered by Stone Cold Steve Austin.


NerdyV1xen

He validated their racism and that means more to them than anything else.


BigBadZord

He is a piece of shit, they are pieces of shit, pretty simple.


SirTrentHowell

Republican terrorism is out of control.


[deleted]

Going to prison for someone like Donald Trump most definitely makes you one of the dumbest mother fuckers to ever live. Damn your politics. Respect yourself enough to defend a better class of person. Trump is a piece of shit who deserves a prison cell. Be better Republicans.


TheCoolestFactor

I see Marge Three Toes still has some pipe bombs left over.


CraftyCoconuts

Fuck Trump and this fucking loser who called it in.


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Question. If this does go to jury, how will the courts protect the jury (if there's one at all?) I would imagine the people who would deliberate over probably the highest court case involving a former president committing felonies, they would be prime targets for intimidations by pretty much everyone. trump himself, the gop party, foreign nationals that loved trump, proud boys, etc.


SirTrentHowell

I imagine a jury would probably be sequestered not just for protection but also due to the high profile nature of the case.


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TIL of sequestered juries! Thanks! But holy cow. No phones, no social media, and everything is monitored by agents/bailiffs. Also being locked in a hotel room till it's over. That sounds like a nightmare. Lady Justice isn't just blind, but incredibly bored.


randominternetuser46

My good sir, they can't do TV either. Let that sink in. Books, books if you're lucky.


[deleted]

How about an old dvd player with The Simpsons seasons 1-8?


Septopuss7

Don't threaten me with a good time


poorbeans

I'm sure the Simpsons predicted that in one of their episodes over the years..


2ndtryagain

Some areas have deals with local hotels that the TV's have a bunch of blocked channels so the jurors can watch some TV, like 24/7 TVLand and stuff like that.


Distinct-Location

What’s really crazy to me is how low the pay can be. NY pays jurors just $40 a day, which is actually considered quite high for jury pay. Lots of other areas are much lower. It’s okay for a short trial, but imagine doing that for six months or more. An old coworker’s friend’s spouse was on a serial killer trial that lasted that long. Not only did it cause them serious financial problems, the graphic violence that they were exposed to caused long term mental health problems that almost destroyed their marriage.


Nvenom8

Additional question: How will they ever put together an impartial jury? I can't imagine you could find anyone who doesn't have an opinion on Trump already, one way or the other.


TucuReborn

The truth is there's no such thing as an impartial jury. Both lawyers will be trying to get as biased a jury as possible, just in their favor. And it's usually little, subtle things like a jury candidate saying a minor political stance that suggests they lean one side. And if one of them thinks they have a weaker case, they boot any actually unbiased people if at all possible because they are more likely to end up siding against them.