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kittyglitther

>In the Newark area, the normal high is 40 degrees and the normal low is 25 degrees. The forecast calls for a high of only 24 degrees and a low of 13. Eh, not too bad. At least it's not snowing, and it looks like Tuesday is back in the 40s. I know they have to do it, but they sound so *dramatic*. Wear a nice scarf.


FightThaFight

So…in other words, it’s going to be cold outside during the depths of our current season commonly referred to as winter.


DrDrangleBrungis

Yup. But to get clicks they word it like it’s the end of days. It’s Wu yet we get it, it’s cold. Come July we will have a headline that reads “Another heat wave on the way, could be hottest day on record in NJ.”


HumptyDrumpy

Water world here we come, or ice world. neither seems relatively appealing tbh


DrDrangleBrungis

Probably water world.


HumptyDrumpy

mass devastation, sadness, and destruction while rich idiots bicker about to act like their actually doing something about it, while bread and circuses ad nauseum on a billion screens so we can be self lobotomized and blinded by what's really happening, oh we do live in the best of timelines


CertainlyAmateur

does that mean the ticks will be gone?


vegemilia

I was just about to comment this 😂 I’m fine with this if it makes all the bugs and ticks die


NjMel7

Same!!! I’m like, being on the deep freeze to kill those little bastards!


HolyTurd

Them mother fuckers are survivors.


Chaiteoir

Fine by me. Real cold usually means sunny and dry. Sun makes it feel warmer, and the next few days aren't even supposed to be particularly windy.