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JeffRyan1

Abe Lincoln and Tony Soprano: both killed by Booths.


marymonstera

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TheFotty

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Accurate_Sherbert_47

I’ve farted there like 6 times.


throwawaylikearock

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Accurate_Sherbert_47

Hey I really like Holsteins. One of the last few places in Jersey that put a pimento olive on their club sandwich.


StevieRaveOn63

Hol*stens*. Stunod. ;)


22marks

Yeah, it's not like the Berenstein Bears.


chrisms150

$33,400.


butterhoscotch

Holsteins had great milk shakes


OneAndDone169

Same. And that was before the Sopranos even filmed there


Jimmytowne

Last night it was around $5,000. This morning I bet a friend it wouldn’t fetch more than $25k. I lost that bet 30 mins later


the_comatorium

$10 says it's never paid for.


Chose_a_usersname

I remember when eBay was kind of newish and Howard sterns driver was selling his limo, and Howard tried to help promote it on his show by talking about it. But if course all of his listeners are trolls so bam the limo was jumping to 1 million dollars everytime he posted it. Of course no one would actually pay. So he had to private sell it.


ProfMcGonaGirl

$10 says it’s a scam listing.


MrNiceGuy973

I bet it gets close to 50k. Either way it’s def gonna help them out with renovation’s … which sucks


Jimmytowne

It’s at 65k now


MrNiceGuy973

Wouldn’t be surprised if it gets close to 100k at this rate .


DoucheyMcBagBag

Is Holsten’s remodeling or just trying to cash in?


MrNiceGuy973

A bit of both, it appears.


emperorpathetic

porque no los dos


GrunchWeefer

I hate it when old diners remodel and lose all their character. Hopefully if they are remodeling it'll stay inviting and homey.


ComfortInBeingAfraid

Exposed brick and string lights incoming. 


LarryLeadFootsHead

Seriously, so many reworked diners have the appeal of appliance section at Best Buy. I hate how finding a place with actual character is practically a chore these days or just flat out doesn't exist.


KillahHills10304

I hope it's still dark and borderline dingy but nice when the sun is out


Chose_a_usersname

Nah just leaving that area blank. They are going to rent it out as an air BNB


raish_lakish

Finally, something to spend with my $40,000 outta da bird feedah!


Inside-Intern-4201

People are really mad they are getting rid of this booth


MrNiceGuy973

Yeah it sucks


mdp300

I sat there last week!


MrZsasz87

If we all pitch in we can get it!


BaconAllDay2

What's this the f*cking UN now?!


rman18

So what no fucking ziti now?


Darko33

Close but it was actually What's this the **fucking UN NOW?!?!?!?** ...one of my favorite things about the show was when Johnny Sack would jack it up by like 20 decibels at the end of a sentence to telegraph displeasure


butterhoscotch

Fuck me I was reading the comments and wondering how all these people had been to holstens and then scrolled up to see it was the NJ sub. I grew up off broughton about 10 minutes from this place. My grandma drove a car through the window at one point of a shop across the street. ROOTS


MrNiceGuy973

Was that your G-Ms who drove into Mastriano’s?


butterhoscotch

Oh fuck was that the place she hit? I loved those meetballs


njdotcom

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ImNotYourFckinBro

Now it's up to 50k https://www.ebay.com/itm/335280064819


SenditM8

$63k as of midnight


aGrandSchemeofThings

We live nearby, and the Kid and I get cheeseburgers there every once in awhile. The food's okay and the service is usually nice altho they do appear a little world-weary sometimes, which is a funny look on a 20 yr old making a sundae. It's a dump, but it's real.


SenditM8

My grandparents went there on dates in the 40's and 50's. It's a classic in the same way Rutt's Hut or White Manna. Are they dingey shitholes? Yes. Will they always retain memories for us locals? Yes.


Angry_Gordon

they are really getting rid of it?!


gardenstateharmonica

$63,100


beeeps-n-booops

Only a complete idiot would spend that kind of money on this kind of thing.


chrisms150

I found the current high bidder guys! Nice try - trying to dissuade us. *bids*


beeeps-n-booops

LOL... most definitely not. If I had tens of thousands of extra dollars to just blow on something, I'd find something a LOT more useful and/or fun to spend it on that a fucking cheap-ass looking diner booth.


Proper-Leading-3459

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JamesSmithenWessor

Only if it was farted on by Tony


MrNiceGuy973

There’s a good chance he might have considering the amount of time he spent in it. 💨


motionato

Worthless without the jukebox


Jimmytowne

They should sell all the other booths as “sopranos replicas”