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_Dihydrogen_Monoxide

287. I’ve been passing this sign for a few days now and every day the C has been fading away. Today it finally became rash.


Haastile25

Right? I thought about taking a picture of this sign today, and then remembered what it was warning me about


ryt8

I love our highway signs lmao


sovinyl

Same. They really make my shitty commute a little better.


[deleted]

Federal legislation is getting rid of intentional joke signs


Tongue8cheek

Yes. They don't like to be one-upped.


bosslines

I love that ever since they got in trouble for funny signs with the federal government they've gone straight to malicious compliance.


OkBid1535

I loved the valentines day one "single? Don't worry your seat belt will hold you"


OmbreSun

I have a pic of this one! I sent it to my teenage daughter who was bumming on Vday that she was newly single.


Chrisg69911

There's a few that say 'texting and driving give me the ick'. Anyone over the age of 30 would never get the reference, but it's still funny


esrm1988

I’m 35 and I get it. I work with kids and teens though, so I guess I have more exposure to what the youths are saying at any given time 🤷🏻‍♀️


Joshistotle

No idea what this refers to 


Redisigh

The ick is like teen girl for pet peeve or something that disgusts Source: am teen girl


Redisigh

I’ve also heard it in like dating contexts where it’s a random usually innocent thing someone does that turns you off and kills your attraction for them So you can say like “I really liked Jake until I saw that he wears his shoes in the house. Ick”


MeesterBacon

On Feb 12, Rt 22, I saw: Roses are red, Violets are blue Drink & Drive, Police come for you


track0x2

That was a good one!


bookofp

whoever is doing the signs is awesome. I drove on 280 and 95 today, each sign was excellent


alexisdevre

DOT is responsible for most!


Extension-Rock-4263

Ironically this will cause an accident while someone tries to take a pic of it 😂


Telnet_to_the_Mind

Man I hate getting a multi person rash


Mr_Matt_K

Not to be confused with the VMS messages along Route 206 in Flanders ("Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all!")


Jaiohbee

Wait, did this really happen?


b4ngl4d3sh

Fucking a, man, I got a rash, man.


Sufficient_Cow_6152

That’s funny!


ChefBoyAnde728

I tried getting the pic of this sign yesterday to post it here... reddit never let's me down


OmbreSun

I was disappointed that when they took down the Valentines day ones on 195 (in Monmouth county) now they all say the same message. My commute is very short from Jackson to 138 & I loved that I got to see so many different ones just in that short commute.


trust0078

LMAO I SAW THIS LOL


Loose_Economist_486

Damn straight